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Tang Sen and Liu Mo felt that Yali Mountain was big, and they meowed, we just came to play a show, and we were suddenly going to kiss? Isn't it too exaggerated?

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "King, I think this is really not good, you suddenly want us to prove it in this way, it is a little too formalized, we are not the kind of couple who are casually intimate in front of others and release flashbangs. ”

"Hey, apologize to all the couples in the world who make love in public places, why do people hurt the heavens and reason? Why are they despised by people?" Nanshan King said: "If it is an ordinary male and female couple, it is indeed inappropriate to make love in a public place, and it is easy to cause a single dog to scream, but ...... If it's a Tanmei couple, then it doesn't matter, Tanmei couples make love in public places, and they will definitely not bombard and kill single dogs, but it will make the rotten girls look very cool and let the rotten girls appreciate the good things, which is not a bad thing, but a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people. ”

Benefit the country and the people, your sister, don't just raise an infamous thing to this height! Tang Sen really wants to kick this woman away, it's really terrible to rotten women or something...... However, it's not right to kick someone, and it's even more wrong to gasp for a girl, even if someone is a rotten girl, you can't do it.

Tang Sen said with a sad face: "That's it, I still don't prove it." ”

"Slow!" Liu Mo suddenly spoke: "Proof is proof, what's not to dare?" She said aloud: "If you don't even dare to prove it, how can you show how much we love each other?"

She paused and said, "I saw an argument on the Internet a few days ago, saying that if you love her, you will rape her, if you don't even dare to go to jail, what qualifications do you have to say love? Hmm...... This argument is very well said, and it is applied to us. If we don't dare to kiss in front of people, what kind of couple are we going to do? Tang Sen, come on, let's kiss one and show this woman. ”

Tang Sen sweated profusely, leaned into Liu Mo's ear, and said in a voice that only she could hear: "Miss Liu." Do you really want to kiss?"

"Of course, what don't you dare?" Liu Mo also said in a low voice: "It's all here, if you can't trust this monster, then you'll be blind, don't hesitate, come and kiss." ”

"But ......"

"But what? I don't mind a woman, what are you afraid of as a man?" Liu Mo snorted, but she was thinking in her heart: Hmph, this is another opportunity for Tang Sen to fall in love with me, let him touch my soft lips. Entangle my tiny tongue and absolutely turn him into my captive, hahahaha.

"Hey, don't whisper, kiss or not? King Nanshan began to urge.

Tang Sen still wanted to refuse, but Liu Mo had already walked up to Tang Sen generously and stretched out his hands. straightened Townsen's face, and then kissed him straight......

"Well......" Townsend didn't have time to protest. His lips were already sealed, and then he felt the other person's soft little tongue open his teeth and stick in.

"I'll go ......" Tang Sen scolded in his heart: This thing is wearing men's clothes, and it feels so uncomfortable to kiss me like this. However, he did not dare to show his displeasure. Because he will be a goof, he will be suspected by the king of Nanshan that he is not a bent man.

Well, at this time, you have to decisively close your eyes and imagine what Liu Mo would look like, huh...... Actually, she was a very beautiful girl. Generous and not pretentious, very hearty, a bit like the physical education girls in school, without any delicate and pretentious posture, healthy and beautiful.

Thinking about it like this, Tang Sen felt very acceptable, anyway, he couldn't see Liu Mo's men's clothes when he closed his eyes, and after thinking of her woman's appearance in his mind, he felt that this kiss was still very good.

After a long time, the lips of the two parted ......

Liu Mo laughed and took a few steps back, in fact, she laughed strongly, her heart was shaken terribly, the first time she kissed a man, it turned out that the taste was like this, no, it was so comfortable, so comfortable that she was about to die. Her body was a little weak, and her whole body was trembling uncontrollably, so she had to laugh a few times in order to hide her strange appearance.

Tang Sen is much better, he has seen a lot of beauties, and he has been hooked up by various beauties in various unreliable ways along the way, which makes him very resistant, but there is not much abnormality, but he has never had such a fierce kiss with a woman, and his head is a little congested, so his face is slightly red.

"Okay, now that the kiss is over, it can prove that we are not straight men, right?" Tang Sen turned to the King of Nanshan.

It's also strange to say, Tang Sen turned his head and found that the face of the King of Nanshan was actually as red as an apple, and the whole person was trembling slightly, only to hear her mutter: "Ah, the beautiful man kisses, the picture is too beautiful...... Ahh......hhh It's so beautiful, no, I'm going to burn, it's amazing......"

Khan, this rotten girl, is really unbearable. Tang Sen, Liu Mo, and Zhu Bajie wiped sweat together.

"Hey, wake up, and stop drowning in your disgusting fantasies. Tang Sen shook the shoulders of the Nanshan King twice vigorously.

"Ahem, okay!" said the king of Nanshan, "Now, I have a little bit of a belief that you are crooked men." ”

"Just a little, I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen really wanted to scold his mother.

King Nanshan's eyes turned between Tang Sen and Liu Mo, turning several times, she seemed to think of something, she was startled, and then jumped up on the ground: "No, I still feel a little wrong, you are obviously so like a straight man in the morning, and now you can kiss a man in front of others, why has it changed so much, there must be a fake in this, there must be, I think about it carefully...... Oh, I finally figured it out, one of you was a woman dressed as a man, surely, surely! ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang Sen, Liu Mo, and Zhu Bajie were all startled...... If she wants to verify Liu Mo's identity, then everything will be over.

At this moment, the King of Nanshan suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Sen, and said loudly: "I understand, there is only one truth, there is a Nan character in my name of the King of Nanshan, and there is also a Nan character in Conan's name, I have half of the soul of a detective, how can I be deceived so easily? Tang Sen, you are actually a woman, right? You are a woman disguised as a man!"

"Flutter!" the three of them vomited blood together.

Tang Sen Khan said, "Why do you doubt me? Why don't you suspect him?"

King Nanshan sneered: "This beautiful man surnamed Liu is obviously a real man, looking at his walking posture, movements, expressions, and bearing, all of them are not like men, very gentlemanly, just now I asked you to kiss, and he also took the initiative to hold your face and kiss, he didn't close his eyes when kissing, but you closed your eyes." And after the kiss, he looked calm, but you didn't look natural...... Combining these kinds of clues, there is only one truth, and that is that you are a woman!"

"Flutter! flutter! flutter!" Townsen's blood spurted out a hundred million light-years away, staining the stars on the other side of the galaxy red.

"I will now prove your true identity. King Nanshan walked up to Tang Sen and snorted coldly: "If it proves that you are indeed a man, I believe that you are a crooked man, and then we can slowly sit down and talk, if you find out that you are a woman disguised as a man to deceive me, I will not let you go." ”

Of course, Tang Sen is not afraid of a physical examination, but he is very unhappy to be treated as a woman dressed as a man, which he meows is seriously suspicious of his masculinity, which is tantamount to saying that he is very motherly, what men hate the most is that others say that he is a mother, and Tang Sen is no exception, and now he is very angry, and the consequences are very serious.

Tang Sen sank his face and said: "I'm not a woman, don't slander me like this, I don't allow you to test my body." ”

"Hmph, the more you cover it up, the more it is true, I am already convinced that you are a woman, you can't escape the eyes of my Nanshan King, I have solved all the puzzles...... Hurry up and get me checked. ”

"Don't let it!"

"Gotta let it!"

Tang Sen laughed angrily: "Okay, let you test, what if...... I mean, if you test that I am a woman, I will let you slaughter and cut off my head, and I will not fight back, but if I am indeed a man, how can you compensate me for the mental damage I have suffered?"

The King of Nanshan snorted and sneered: "Do you want to hold on now?" Okay, I will also make an oath, if I guess wrong, you are indeed a man, that is, I am sorry for you, I will let you dispose of it, whatever you put me in the eighteenth appearance or whatever, I will not frown at all." ”

Tang Sen said: "A gentleman's word!"

The king of Nanshan immediately said: "Hurry up and whip the horse!"

"Okay, let's have a physical examination! Zhu Bajie and Liu Mo, you go out of the room first, and I'll let her have a check-up here. Townsend commanded.

Zhu Bajie and Liu Mo glanced at each other, and they both saw 100 million grass and mud horses galloping past from each other's eyes, and the two glanced at the king of Nanshan with schadenfreude, then shook their heads and walked out of the room.

Tang Sen saw that there were no outsiders, so he opened his hands and put on a posture for the king of Nanshan to come and test casually.

The king of Nanshan was not ambiguous, and sneered: "Hmph, you still have to pretend to die, I will come to reveal your true face now." ”

After speaking, her slender jade hand had already been placed on the button of Tang Sen's clothes, and her hands and feet quickly unbuttoned the first button-

Liu Mo and Zhu Bajie stood outside the door, the two glanced at each other, Liu Mo said: "That female monster is dead now, I know what it means to lift a stone and hit yourself in the foot." ”

Eighth Sister Zhu spread her hands and said, "Now Tang Sen Shuangluo, the king of Nanshan promised that if she loses, let Tang Sen put on an eighteen-like appearance...... Ahh (To be continued.) )