"Meow a mi, the perfect goddess in my mind...... It was arched like this! The cow was covered with urine and a piece of ......."

"Qin Yufei's first kiss was actually dedicated to Brother Chen, I draw a circle every day and curse you!"

"Brother Chen, it's too tough! Even Qin Yufei can face it!

"I'll just say that Qin Yufei, this is a **, hum!

There were applauds and scolds in the audience. Ignoring those gossips, Qin Yufei pretended to kiss Li Xiaochen and walked back to his original position.

Li Xiaochen listened to the unbearable gossip in the audience and smiled.

Anyway, it's already like this, so it's better to let go of your mind and enjoy the glamorous blessings that many men can't enjoy.

Opening his arms, he smiled evilly at Jiang Mi'er and Tang Yao: "Come on, dear!"

The remaining two glanced at each other and walked up to Li Xiaochen together.

"Hmph, you've taken advantage of this bastard today. Tang Yao looked indignant and pinched him on the arm.

But between the eyebrows and eyes, there is a bit of expectation and imperceptible joy.

Jiang Mi'er didn't complain, and said with a smile: "Close your eyes." ”

"Why do you have to close your eyes?" Li Xiaochen looked at the ghost girl vigilantly. Among the three, she has the most tricks. How can you not be careful?

Jiang Mi'er snorted with a straight face: "Do you still want to kiss?"

Li Xiaochen had no choice but to do as he was told.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, he felt something bite his left and right cheeks, and the pain was terrible.

Suddenly, when he opened his eyes, Jiang Mi'er and Tang Yao were biting his face with their teeth.

"Mom, the heroine spares her life! I don't want to kiss it...... Ouch, it hurts, you lighten up!"

"Hahahaha!" The students in the audience saw this scene, as if they had breathed a bad breath before, and laughed.

Others are kissed, and at most lip marks are left on their faces. What about Li Xiaochen? His face was full of tooth marks.

After these two beauties had bitten enough, Li Xiaochen covered his face full of tooth marks and said to the group of students in the audience who were crazy about taking pictures: "Are you satisfied?"

Someone in the audience immediately answered: "Brother Chen, don't block it with your hands." We can't take pictures of your intimate parts!"

"Private your head, your face is also a private part?" Li Xiaochen is already a junior in college. Next year's senior year will be busy with internships and job hunting.

This food festival may be the last time I participated in college.

In order to leave a good memory for himself and everyone, he let go of his hand, opened his face, and let them take enough pictures.

With a smile on his face, he looked at the smiling faces in the audience that had not yet been completely polluted by the dark side of society, and sighed in his heart: As long as these classmates are happy, it would be fine. Isn't that the purpose of the food festival?

It took a long time for the host to come up and clean up the mess. Although Li Xiaochen's show is messy, it is basically completed.

When he returned backstage, he first saw Melzak dressed as a cowboy.

The dean half-raised his right hand and greeted him with a smile: "Yo, cowboy, I heard that you did well today...... Huh, what's wrong with your face?"

"Puff ha......" As soon as his face was raised, the student council members who were doing the aftermath work in the background couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

Li Xiaochen had no choice but to cover his face again, looking at Jiang Mi'er on the left and Tang Yao on the right.

Both beauties covered their mouths and smiled at his face.

Li Xiaochen's eyes rolled and climbed up along the pole: "I was honorably injured." Dean, for my sake, why don't you have to have dinner tonight?"

Melzak laughed and said, "No problem. All the students of the student union, as well as Li Xiaochen, and a few of you who have contributed to the school's sea gimmick, everyone has worked hard. I'm going to treat you to a good meal tonight. All the consumption is wrapped up in me!"

Before he finished the last sentence, everyone present had already cheered and applauded.

Especially those officials who have been oppressed by Tang Yao for a long time, they were moved to tears one by one: "It's finally over...... After sowing 30 million seeds, I finally harvested a small ear of wheat!"

Seeing that Qin Yufei and Xiaobi were about to leave quietly after retreating, Melzak hurriedly stopped them: "Classmate Qin Yufei, it's rare for me to bleed heavily, as one of the heroes, you can't help but give face." And the young lady next to you, none of you are allowed to run. Tonight is party night!"

Just as Li Xiaochen led everyone to shout "Long live long live multiplied by three times", Jiang Mi'er stuffed the small rice bucket containing ten grains of healthy porridge that he had eaten at noon: "Don't be complacent." Tonight...... You're going to have to eat this. ”

"What!" Li Xiaochen was suddenly splashed with a bucket of cold water, a little crying without tears, "At noon, you don't let me rub Qin Yufei for a meal." Now it's the dean's treat, unlimited consumption!

"So what?"

"You old man will do well, open grace, let me indulge a little. ”

"No, I can't. Jiang Mi'er rubbed back and forth on Li Xiaochen's belly, and said with a smile: "I have to be responsible for you and the baby in your belly." ”

When it was about to get dark, Li Xiaochen took Sanmei and led all the members of the school's student union to follow Dean Melzak to the most luxurious entertainment place in the university town.

Melzak also rented a large private room and a small private room.

Large private room, any one of them can enter. Small private rooms can only be opened with a specific key.

And the key was only issued to Li Xiaochen, a few "heroes" who made a lot of money for the school.

At first, everyone gathered in the big private room, eating, drinking, singing and boxing, and having fun.

Only Li Xiaochen is very sad. He held a small rice bucket and ate porridge one bite at a time under the supervision of Jiang Mi'er.

Seeing those people eating and drinking well, Li Xiaochen sighed repeatedly: "Why don't you have my share? I am the hardest one!"

Jiang Mi'er also brought the food to tempt him, making him look greedy and smell the fragrance, but he couldn't eat it.

It wasn't until the wine was over that Melzak saw that the members of the student council were playing crazy, so he took Li Xiaochen and the others into the small private room.

Pouring a glass of juice for everyone, Melzak was the first to raise the glass and said, "Drinking too much wine hurts your body." A few of us used juice as a substitute for wine. Come, a toast first. ”

After everyone in the small private room had drunk, Melzak put down the cup, took out four keys from the inside pocket of his jacket, and distributed them to Li Xiaochen, Jiang Mier, Qin Yufei and Tang Yao.

Li Xiaochen asked curiously: "Dean, what kind of key is this?"

Melzak smiled and said, "Guess." ”

Jiang Mi'er looked at the key with a familiar look. She suddenly said, "This can't be ......"

"That's it. Melzak filled several cups with juice, twisted his own cups, and raised them again, "Today I want to give Li Xiaochen a gift to thank him for his contribution to our school." ”

"Gift?" Li Xiaochen played with the key, "Dean, this is the gift you are talking about?"

Melzak laughed, "Yes." The keys in your hands are only spare. The key that is usually used is the fingerprint of each of your thumbs. ”

Tang Yao was also curious: "Dean, what kind of gift is it?"

Melzak took a drink of his own and said, "What I gave to Li Xiaochen is a European-style duplex building in the Swiss Garden in the university town. ”

"Wow-" Li Xiaochen jumped up from the sofa excitedly, "Is it true?"

Seeing Melzak nodding frequently, he smiled from ear to ear: "Dean, you are too generous." Even the house is willing to give me away. But what do I think you said about Swiss gardens, European-style duplexes, where do you seem to have heard them?"

Jiang Mi'er gently patted Li Xiaochen's head: "Stupid, isn't that the house I sold last time?"

"Ahh No wonder I have an impression. It turned out to be the house where Jiang Mier used to live.

Last time, in order to help him compensate Liu Rongwei for the car, Jiang Mier sold the car and house.

In fact, even Jiang Mier didn't expect that it would be Melzak who bought her house.

The person who traded with her that time was a chubby middle-aged uncle, who was not the dean of Mei's School of Management at all.

Now that I think about it, maybe that fat uncle is Melzak's subordinate.

"But, Dean, why did you give them all the keys?" asked Li Xiaochen again.

Melzak shrugged: "What's wrong? Of course, they can go in and live if they want to. ”

"But you just said to give me the house......"

"I only give you the right to use the house and the right to live in it. I didn't plan to change the head of the household on the title deed to your name. ”

"I knew there was no such thing as a free lunch. Dean, you are so cunning......" Li Xiaochen was like a deflated ball, and he withered.

While laughing, the five of them ate and drank in the small private room.

Li Xiaochen ate porridge all day and couldn't help but go out for a little relief.

After he went into the bathroom, a few moments later, Melzak came in.

Li Xiaochen stood side by side with him, relieving the pressure in front of the urinal, and suddenly heard Melzak say, "Cowboy, do you want to join the shadow department?"

Suddenly hearing the words "Shadow Ministry", Li Xiaochen turned around in surprise, looked at Melzak's face, and trembled in his heart: How did he know about the Shadow Ministry? Could it be that the dean is also a person from the Immortal Cultivation Realm?

Unaware that he was still peeing, he squirted the unfinished liquid onto Melzak's pants.

"Hey, you've peed on me!" Melzac screamed and jumped away, looking down at his wetted pants.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Li Xiaochen hurriedly closed the valve, "Dean, what did you just say?"

"I said, I want to invite you to join the Shadow Department. ”

Li Xiaochen has heard Jiang Mier mention the institution "Shadow Department" many times. But he didn't understand what kind of existence the shadow department was.

Melzak observed his words and touched his thoughts: "Didn't Jiang Mi'er tell you about the shadow department?"

Jiang Mi'er?Li Xiaochen's eyes widened, and he felt more and more that this dean was not small.

The meaning revealed in his words was obviously that Jiang Mi'er was an immortal cultivator.

If he was in the same group as the two men in black last time, wouldn't it be bad for Jiang Mi'er?

No, it won't. Li Xiaochen immediately denied the idea that had just popped up.

If the dean wants to attack Jiang Mi'er, he has a chance. If he doesn't do it for a long time, is he really not malicious, or is he planning something?

Melzak saw that his expression was changing, and explained, "The Shadow Department belongs to the special organization of the Xianlun Sect. It is mainly responsible for formulating various systems in the immortal cultivation world and punishing those immortal cultivators who violate the regulations. It's a bit like a combination of the legislature and the law enforcement police. Only the elites of the immortal cultivation world are eligible to join the Shadow Department. ”

After that, Melzak sent out another invitation: "How about it, cowboy, do you want to join our film club?"