The first 40 moe and the princess were captured
This is the addition of the monthly pass 1050 -
Tang Sen really wanted to hear more information about the conspiracy from the yellow-robed monster, but unfortunately this guy's mouth was very tight, he just didn't say a word, no matter how the princess asked him, he said, "I can't let you know, or they will kill you." β
Tang Sen couldn't hear any new information, and he couldn't help but be a little depressed.
Then there was nothing to hear, the princess began to serve the yellow-robed monster to drink water and eat, and the two of them looked very affectionate and affectionate, and also said some trivial daily trivial things.
Seeing that he couldn't hear anything useful, Tang Sen flew his sword and quietly left.
Hugging the bear, he couldn't help but wonder: "Why don't you catch the yellow-robed monster?"
Tang Sen shook his head: "People are free to fall in love, what is there to catch? Now the only thing I can do is to tell the princess during the day that the princess at night will sneak out of the palace to meet the yellow-robed monster...... Let her think about how to deal with her dual personality, if two personalities want to fight, we have to be peacemakers. β
Tang Sen returned to the hotel, made up for a few hours of sleepiness, got up early the next morning, and the flight attendant suit booked for Li Jing on the Internet had arrived, and they had no need to stay in Baoxiang Country anymore, so they unbooked the hotel room and packed their luggage.
Tang Sen was pushing the bicycle in front, and Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing and others followed behind the car, slowly coming towards the Baoxiang Palace.
Although Sun Wukong didn't follow this time, he was quite concerned about this matter, and after asking Tang Sen about the whole process of the matter, he couldn't help laughing: "It turns out that the truth is like this, from the information you heard, you can know that the yellow-robed monster is most likely a heavenly general who escaped from the heavenly court, maybe I saw him when I made trouble in the heavenly palace 500 years ago." β
"What has Heavenly Court been doing lately?" Eighth Sister Zhu said curiously: "One moment it was Li Jing who was injured, and the other moment it was a fleeing Heavenly General...... It's really messy enough. β
Tang Sen looked up at the sky, thought about it seriously, and then shook his head: "Didn't Li Jing say it when he was looking at Wuzhuang? Heavenly Court is conducting a performance appraisal, although this is just a trivial matter, but it represents the attitude of the new generation of Jade Emperor. The new policy she implemented could never be only about performance appraisal, it seems that she is a guy who is trying to innovate, however, since ancient times. Innovations will inevitably be opposed and hindered by the old forces, and there may be some big commotion going on in the sky......"
He frowned deeply: "I just hope they don't make trouble on the ground and affect ordinary humans." β
In fact, there has been a precedent for the fact that the fight between the gods and goddesses has affected human beings for a long time, thousands of years ago. There was once a vigorous war of the gods, in fact, the reason is very simple, the people who intercepted the religion thought that the king should be the king, but the people of Zen thought that the king should be the king of Zhou...... For the sake of the king, who represents his own interests, the gods fought hard...... A great war of human suffering.
In the end, Zen Buddhism triumphed, gained supreme glory, and absorbed all the believers in the world.
Putting their interests on the suffering of the people in the midst of war, the rulers are always so capricious.
Tang Sen clenched his fists and thought to himself: Just don't hit the ground. If you dare to reach out to the human realm, I will fight you to the end...... How could I think that? Am I such a hot-blooded young man?
Townsend suddenly discovers himself that he doesn't even know about!
The group came to the palace and was about to go in to explain the truth to the princess, but found that the palace was in chaos, there were many security guards running around in front of the door, the king was wearing a nightgown and spinning around, shouting at the security guards, and many reporters were holding cameras next to them at a loss......
Tang Sen was surprised: "What is this messing about?"
When the king looked up, he saw that Townsend had arrived, and burst into tears. pounced over and hugged Tang Sen's thighs suddenly, crying, "Tang Gongzi help...... Help me...... Save my daughter......"
"Don't worry, what's going on?"
The king snorted and said with tears: "This morning, when the light has just dawned. I was still lying in bed under the covers, when I suddenly heard wild laughter outside, and when I opened the window, I saw that several golden-armored gods flew down from the sky, and they swung their big knives and cut off the roof of my daughter's boudoir with one sword...... Then reach into the room. Grabbed my daughter from the bed and onto the clouds. β
Tang Sen was taken aback: "The princess was captured by the heavenly general?"
"Yes, yes,......" cried the king, "who can believe that there is such an outrageous thing in the world?" all the security guards were frightened, and I told them to go after those golden armor gods, but they did not dare to go. Even the reporters who witnessed this scene were frightened, and now they all say that my daughter fell in love with the yellow-robed monster and violated the rules of heaven, so the heavenly court sent the golden armor god to take my daughter to the Ming canonical punishment......"
Townsen's brow furrowed deeply.
Eighth Sister Zhu frowned: "This is impossible, if you change the Heavenly Court hundreds of years ago, you may still meddle in this kind of thing, say something that violates the rules of heaven and the like, but in recent decades, Heavenly Court has become increasingly low-key, and no longer meddles in the affairs of the human world with a high-minded attitude, it is impossible for there to be heavenly soldiers and generals to come down to arrest people." β
Tang Sen couldn't help but complain: "Obviously, there are often heavenly soldiers who will arrest me in the future?"
Sister Zhu spread her hands: "You are a special case...... In short, the person who took the princess should not be ......"
Tucao and Tucao, Tang Sen was also desperately thinking about why the heavenly soldiers and generals came to arrest the princess, suddenly his eyes lit up, and his mind flashed the words that the yellow-robed monster said last night, and hurriedly shouted: "I understand, everyone come with me, I know where they caught the princess." β
Tang Sen was in a hurry to save people, and he didn't care about anything shocking, he pinched a sword trick in his hand, and the returning sword flew out of the scabbard behind him, and Heng Ge was in mid-air, he lightly jumped on the flying sword, and then turned into a long rainbow and went through the air.
This hand frightened all the mortals around, the king had heard the princess talk about Tang Sen's skills, but the security guards next to him were all frightened, and the reporters were even more shocked.
"Oh my God, Tang Gongzi is actually a sword immortal...... He...... He flew away. β
"Cameraman, what are you doing in a daze? Did you record the one you just recorded? What? You didn't record it? Fuck me...... Lao Tzu kicked you waste videographer. β
The reporters were in a mess, and then, they saw more amazing pictures appearing, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Li Jing each summoned a cloud and drove away, but the little white dragon appeared in the form of a dragon, and rose into the air with teeth and claws...... A fresh breeze blew in the sky, and in the blink of an eye, Tang Sen and his party all disappeared without a trace.
The reporters all looked at the sky in amazement: "Hey, hey. It's too fast, I haven't even grabbed a bit of news, and I'm too late for an interview. β
"Actually, it's still too late! If there's anything you want to ask, you want to interview. You can all come and ask me, I'd love to stand in front of the crowd's spotlight...... Full of presence, hahahaha...... "Sha Wujing posed a beautiful pose in front of the reporters, slim and beautiful. Just waiting for someone to interview her.
As a result, the reporters ran past her in unison: "Chase, catch up with that group of people to interview ......"
"Hey, I'm here...... I'm in!this!" Sha Wujing jumped to her feet and roared, but no one looked at her.
On the outskirts of the city, by the small river where the yellow-robed monster is hiding......
After two nights of recuperation, the injuries on the yellow-robed monster were basically fine, and he crawled out of the rubble, planning to regain his spirits and go to the palace to have a look. Suddenly, a cloud surged into the sky, and several heavenly generals emerged with a large number of heavenly soldiers, and in the blink of an eye, the sky was full of gold.
The yellow-robed monster's eyes were a little unable to open with golden light, he let out a long sigh, raised his head to the sky and said, "You still found me......"
A heavenly general poked his head out of the clouds, and he had a very strong personality, a big nose, and a mouth full of fangs. The face is the face of a dog.
The dog-faced general snorted, "Kui Wood Wolf, do you really think that you can hide from us by covering your face in a yellow robe?"
The yellow-robed monster smiled bitterly and lifted his yellow robe. With his face exposed, he also had a mouth of fangs, two triangular pointed ears, and a fierce look that looked like a wolf. He smiled bitterly at the dog-faced general: "Lou Jingou, everyone used to be ministers in the same palace. Over the years of military career, it can be regarded as a robe of life and death, why do you want to kill me completely?"
Lou Jingou snorted: "I don't want to kill you all, I just want you to come back to us and fight together, why can't you understand our hard work and kindness?"
Kui Mu Wolf shook his head and said: "What kind of good intentions are these to oppose the new policy and restore the old system? Please forgive me for not agreeing, the Jade Emperor is a good emperor today, she works hard to innovate and progress, I admire her very much, and I must not support your betrayal...... For the sake of many years of robes, I didn't expose your conspiracy, and now that I've avoided you from a distance and run to the Treasure Elephant Country to spend the rest of my life, can't you let me live?"
At the end, Kui Mu Wolf couldn't help but burst into tears.
Lou Jingou shook his head, and there was nothing to say for a moment.
But at this time, another heavenly general came out of the cloud head, he had a pointed mouth, his hair was shaped like a cockscomb, and he looked very much like a chicken, and he said in a high voice: "Kui Wood Wolf, don't talk so much nonsense, you don't know, if we don't have your wolf in the White Tiger Seven Nights, we won't be able to form a White Tiger Great Array, and our combat effectiveness will be reduced by at least several times...... Did you escape to the Treasure Elephant Country to harm our White Tiger Qisu's lack of combat effectiveness and be ridiculed by others as waste?"
Kui Wood Wolf smiled bitterly: "Pleiades chicken, I didn't mean that......"
The Pleiades continued to say in a high voice: "In short, today you will either return to the team and reunite with us as close brothers-in-arms, overthrow the Jade Emperor together, and restore the old system of the Heavenly Court, or don't blame us for turning our faces ruthlessly and ignoring the righteousness of the old days." βββ
Diary of a Black Belly:
My name is Guanyin! That's right, Nanhai Guanyin.
Actually, I don't like to lie and never tell lies, well, except for the one I just said.
500 years ago, I was not a black-bellied woman, I was running for the living beings of the world, listening to their hearts, fulfilling their wishes, reaching out to those in need, I never told lies, I never deceived others.
I have touched myself and all the people in the world with my good deeds, and I am admired by all the people and worshiped by all people.
I was naΓ―ve enough to think that I was a savior, a man who could do anything. People will live happily ever after under my wing, and I am a good one, no doubt about it!
However, one man told me that it was wrong to do so.
He said that human beings have never needed any savior, nor have they relied on immortal emperors.
Those who try to get something for nothing entrust their wishes to the Bodhisattva to fulfill for them, that's not right, they only rely on, they only pray, they only face difficulties by escaping, they kneel on the futon of Guanyin Temple, they don't do anything, they just kowtow to me and want to get everything they want, always looking forward to the alms of the gods and Buddhas...... Such people should not be helped and should not be paid in any way.
In this world, the only way to save their souls, get them up from the futon, let them go out of the temple, let them put into work, create wealth with their own hands, and use their own efforts to obtain happiness...... There is only one!
That's ...... Let the Buddhas disappear!
Since that day, I have lost my aura of compassion and have not fulfilled a wish for someone else for 500 years...... Just let me be a reckless woman.
Actually, I've wanted to relax a little bit since a long time ago, and once in a while trick people into playing, it's fun, isn't it?
Sister Guanyin
Recorded in 2015, the maid cafΓ© of Baoxiang Country was working part-time (to be continued.) )