Sixth, thirty, nine, cute, and always be together

Update at 8 p.m. –

The nine-headed lion girl smiled and said: "Okay, the most important part has been arranged, and then we will start to discuss how to protect Tang Sen in the next few days, and make sure that he doesn't lose a single hair." ”

The yellow lion girl said: "Boss, it's not difficult to protect Tang Sen in normal times, we have now made an excuse, and staying with him for a long time will not make him suspicious, but I am worried that he will be bitten by mosquitoes when he goes to the toilet, or rub his hair too hard in the bath, or turn over and fall off the bed when he sleeps and fall off a tooth or something...... We can't go to the toilet with him, we can't go into the shower with him, and we can't sleep with him...... These things are simply impossible to prevent, ask the boss for help. ”

The nine-lion girl frowned, indeed, this kind of thing has to be prevented, but the three things of the toilet, bathroom, and sleep, the girls are not easy to find a reason to follow up.

She suddenly had an idea, and laughed: "Yes, the matter of the toilet is easy to solve, just kill all the mosquitoes in the toilet, use a strong mosquito coil, light dozens of plates, and then find a few frog monsters and toad monsters to search the toilet for a round, I don't believe that there is still a mosquito alive." As for sleeping in the bathhouse, hehehehe, you lean your ears and listen to my clever plan......"-

After Tang Sen discussed it with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, Tang Sen smiled and said, "I'll play with those lions in the cave." Wukong, you fly outside, monitor Leopard's Head Mountain from the outside, and you will always find something. Eighth Sister Zhu, you go back to the Yuhua Palace, explain the situation to the people who stay in the palace, and let them not worry. ”

Sun Wukong nodded in agreement, transformed into a mosquito and flew out of the cave.

Zhu Bajie also didn't like to stay in the monster cave, how could this be comfortable in the palace? So she happily agreed and flew back to the Yuhua Palace.

Townsend stayed in the cave, walked out of the stone chamber, and wandered around......

He soon discovered an interesting thing, the monsters in the tiger's mouth cave were very friendly to him, and when he walked, a bear spirit kindly reminded him to watch his feet and not to trip over the rocks. When he got into a narrow cave, he happened to meet a tiger spirit head-on, and the tiger spirit immediately gave him the way to walk alone, for fear of squeezing him. It was simply a VIP-level treatment, a few points higher than the level of courtesy he received in Yuhua Palace.

In the afternoon, he wanted to go to the toilet, and immediately a sheep spirit led him to the toilet, and Tang Sen found that the toilet used by the monster was actually very clean, and there was not even half a mosquito in it, which was more bullish than a human toilet.

When it was time to eat in the evening, Tang Sen went to the dinner table, only to find that all the monsters, including the nine lions and the thigh girls, used wooden dishes, and none of them used ceramic dishes, as for the tableware used by the monsters to eat, it was more fun, all kinds of wooden spoons, wooden forks, and even those that were grasped by hand, and none of them used stainless steel chopsticks and spoons.

"Are you popular with wooden cutlery here?" said Tang Senqi, "what about ceramic dishes, glass cups, stainless steel spoons?"

The nine lions said with a serious face: "Ceramics and glass are too dangerous, they will break and scratch people if they are not careful, they have been urgently dealt with by us, and they have all been replaced with wood, as for stainless steel, it is simply a murder weapon, no different from a weapon, how can it be used on the dinner table? ”

Townwend: "......"

Danger, your sister, which family doesn't use these things? I didn't see them afraid of this.

Forget it, follow the local customs, Tang Sen took a pile of wooden tableware, experienced a simple life, and felt good.

After dinner, when it was getting dark, and Tang Sen felt that it was almost time to take a bath and go to bed, so he asked the nine lions, "Girl, where is your bathroom here?"

"Ahem...... This one!" the nine lions said with a regretful face: "Our bathroom in Hukou Cave had some problems a few days ago, it was broken, and now it can't be used for the time being, and we have to wait for the people from the decoration company to redecorate." Now the monsters in the cave are bathing in the hot springs in the back mountain, so why don't you go there to take a bath. ”

Tang Sen had no objection to this, the hot spring was a hot spring, he took a wooden basin, loaded it with toiletries and a change of clothes, and walked to the back mountain, sure enough, he saw that the back mountain was steaming, and there was a hot spring. It's not bad to be able to soak in the hot spring, Tang Sen walked to the hot spring, and saw a white curtain around a circle, it seems that it is the place to take a bath, but ...... Why is there no sign of men and women at the door? There is only one entrance.

Tang Sen Khan happened to see a little monster watching the wind beside him, so he asked him, "Why are there no men and women in the hot springs here?"

The little monster immediately said respectfully: "Mr. Tang, the hot springs here have been mixed baths for men and women since ancient times, regardless of gender. ”

"......" Townsend Khan: "This custom?"

"Isn't that a strange custom?" asked the little monster rhetorically.

Tang Sen thought about it carefully, but it was not surprising, not to mention this distant foreign country, even in the Tang Kingdom, where the defense of men and women was more serious, there were many places where the custom of mixed bathing between men and women was maintained, and mixed bathing for men and women was not allowed to wear swimsuits, this custom was called "celestial bathing". (Near the home of the thirty-two fathers-in-law, there is a place called Dongquan, which has maintained this custom, and there are still people taking celestial baths to this day, but tourists can't accept it.) Locals take their own baths in the hot springs, but tourists put on swimsuits and soak in the ordinary hot spring pools. )

Well, follow the local customs, mix bath, mix bath, anyway, there must be a lot of little monsters in it, everyone is naked, so you don't have to be shy. This truth is like when the current Datang people go to Europe to travel, the tourists who are very conservative in China will open up as soon as they arrive on the beach in Europe, and they will bask in the sun naked like foreigners, which belongs to being affected by the environment, anyway, everyone is naked in that case, and no one has to be shy.

Tang Sen was generous and walked in with such thoughts.

However, as soon as he entered, he was dumbfounded, and the imaginary picture of many little monsters bathing in it did not appear, and there were only eight lion spirits soaked in the hot spring pool...... Nine lion girls are soaked in it, and seven thigh-constellation girls are surrounded by sides. Fortunately, their bodies were soaked in water, and only their heads were exposed, otherwise the picture would have ......

Tang Sen sweated, Nima, if there are many people, you don't have to be shy, but just the eight of you, I feel so big about meow.

Seeing Tang Sen coming, the lion spirits laughed in unison: "Yo, what a coincidence, Mr. Tang is also coming to take a bath." ”

Tang Sen said embarrassedly: "Heh, what a coincidence, why are you here?"

Of course, we've been watching you through the little monster's report, and when we heard that you were coming to take a bath, we preemptively came first. The lion girls thought to themselves: And the custom of mixed bathing is nonsense, in order to protect you even when you are bathing.

Of course, these thoughts flashed in the minds of the girls, which must not be said, and they laughed together: "Mr. Tang, don't care too much, the customs here are like this, we are all used to it, don't be shy, if you twist and pinch, it will make us embarrassed." ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: Okay, the girls have a point, if they didn't care, I would be here alone, and it would be embarrassing for everyone. Respect for local customs is a traveler's self-cultivation.

He simply let go of his mind, took off his clothes and jumped into the hot spring pool.

But...... Nima, something is wrong!

The eight girls in the pool all looked at him with green eyes......

Tang Sen Khan said, "Girls, why are you staring at me so closely?"

Isn't this nonsense? Of course, the eight girls of the family should keep an eye on him, what if he rubs off a single hair while taking a bath?

But this still couldn't be said, and the girls had to say: "We didn't look at you, but our eyes were on the direction you were, don't be sentimental, okay?"

Tang Sen had no choice but to say a word! Okay, just when your eyes are right in my direction, you don't look at me, you definitely don't look at me. Then I won't look at you, Tang Sen simply closed his eyes and carefully experienced the feeling of hot spring massaging his body. The hot springs here are not bad, the temperature is very suitable, and there is a feeling of relaxation in the whole body, and next to the hot spring pool is a large pine forest, and when the night breeze blows, the pine forest makes a rustling sound.

By the way, this kind of sound is called Songtao! It is a completely different artistic conception from the sound of the waves, and it is rare to have the opportunity to listen to Songtao once in life, and Tang Sen listened to it with great pleasure, and he couldn't help but think in his heart: It would be nice if the wind blew a little bigger.

However, at this time, the eight girls were thinking about something else, and they were all praying sincerely: God, the wind will stop soon, and it will never blow again.

It turned out that there was a huge pine tree next to the hot spring pool, and its branches were very spread, and one of the pine branches was about three or four meters above Tang Sen's head, and coincidentally, there was a fat and large caterpillar lying on the pine branch.

As soon as the wind blew, the caterpillar followed the pine branches up and down, and it looked like it might fall at any moment.

The eight girls had already discovered the caterpillar, but they couldn't act at will, they could only watch it, praying in their hearts that it wouldn't fall off and fall on top of Townese's head, this caterpillar they knew that it was highly poisonous, once the human skin was punctured by it, it would be red and swollen a lot, and it would also bleed pus, and the pain would take a week to slowly heal. If Townsend is pricked by the caterpillar's poisonous needle, their protection mission can be declared a complete failure, and they should be prepared to go undercover for a million years.

"Heaven, earth, please let this gust of wind stop. "The Yellow Lion girls are about to cry.

"Help, Uncle Caterpillar, don't fall down. The Snow Lion girl's eyes were full of anxiety.

"Boss, think of a way. Bai Zeshi's sister looked at the nine lions with blank eyes. (To be continued.) )