"I'll go back right away. I said anxiously to end the call. After saying goodbye to Chong Lin, he hurriedly drove back.

"What are you messing with me again?" I dialed King Kong Cannon from the car. King Kong Cannon had always had a string missing in his head, and recovering his memory didn't make him much smarter.

"Didn't you ask me to accept disciples?" The noise next to the Vajra Cannon was very heavy, and there were many people around him who were talking nonsense.

"What's wrong?" I asked in a loud voice. When I was leaving, I did tell him to recruit some beginner disciples.

"I've recruited a lot, seven or eight hundred, and I can't get rid of them, so come back quickly. King Kong Cannon said and began to talk to the person next to him, and hung me up.

"How did you recruit so many people?" I asked angrily when I finally waited for the King Kong Cannon to make time.

"I went to the city square early this morning to advertise, and they all followed. King Kong Cannon shouted.

"Who are they?" I frowned. The so-called advertising of the King Kong Cannon is likely to be a trick.

"There are hundreds of old men and old ladies who exercise in the morning, oops, don't pull me. "King Kong Cannon was completely panicked.

"Call the police, drive away. "As soon as I thought that the Ziyang Temple, which had been rebuilt with great difficulty, was being trampled on by those worldly mediocre people at this moment, I couldn't restrain my anger.

"Report it, people don't care about it. Don't touch the dog, look for death. "King Kong Cannon shouted at something.

"Mobilize your troops. "I had no choice but to think of using my power for personal gain.

"Song Yu doesn't care. King Kong said angrily. He has no scheming, he must be telling the truth, it's strange that Song Yu can transfer troops to him, maybe he is laughing at him at the headquarters at the moment.

"Don't let them harass Naru. The barking of the dog on the other end of the phone made me more and more angry, and I yelled at the phone.

"Come back quickly, I can't control it, the ram pillar and they have all asked the wind chasing to send out invitations, and there are few people on the mountain. King Kong Cannon shouted in response.

"Fuck, go to the back mountain and wake up San'er and scare him away. "I lost my mind in a fit of rage.

"It doesn't listen to me. King Kong Cannon shouted.

"Listen, standing upright is 'heading'. Forward is the 'Dragon'. The hiss is a 'war cry'" I quickly said the password to control the Sanyin Water Reclamation Cannon at the King Kong Cannon, but those are the passwords used in the early days of getting along, and I don't know if I still remember the Three Yin Water Reclamation.

"Great, I'll go. King Kong Cannon suddenly became interested.

"Don't step on its head. I reluctantly instructed. Whether Sanyin Bishui can obey his orders or not is between the two, and naturally he will not let the King Kong Cannon stand on its head like me.

Hang up the phone, slam on the accelerator and fly back. Who knew that the more urgent it was, the more chaotic it became, and I actually missed the gas station in the service area on the way, and waited for three hours on the highway to let the rescue team deliver gasoline. By the time I returned to Ziyang Temple, it was already early in the morning of the next day.

The scene of Ziyang Temple is even worse than I imagined, not only is there no less, but there are a lot more, densely crowded on the mountain gate and mountain road. In desperation, I went around the back mountain and found the King Kong cannon that was sighing and eating breakfast.

"It's all messed up like this, do you still have the heart to eat?" I unloaded my backpack and pulled over a chair and sat down.

"I'm like this, are you embarrassed to say me?" King Kong Cannon put down the unskinned egg and stood up. It was then that I noticed that one of his clothes was in tatters, almost as tattered as a mop.

"They tore it?" I immediately thought of the people down the mountain.

"Your worm. King Kong Cannon said angrily.

"Did it bite you?" I couldn't help but frown.

"It's dragging me down," King Kong Cannon was angry with me for no reason, "I finally called it out, and it didn't let me step on it, only let me hold my tail"

"Why didn't the people under the mountain scare away?" Seeing that the King Kong Cannon was so embarrassed by the Sanyin Flood, I couldn't bear to say anything more about him.

"You're embarrassed to say that it's all your bad idea, and someone is already leaving, but when they see your big worms coming back, they can't get rid of it with a whip this time. King Kong sat down angrily and began to eat his eggs.

"Why didn't Chasing Feng come to dinner?" I looked left and right and found that Murong Chasing Wind was still in her room.

"Angry, ignore me. King Kong Cannon pushed the bowl of porridge over, "Let's pad it first." ”

"What kind of spells are you showing?" I pushed the bowl of porridge back to him, how could I have the measure of him to eat first when Tarzan collapsed in front of him.

"Volleys and mountain-moving tricks. After drinking the porridge, King Kong Cannon habitually wiped his mouth with his sleeve.

"You should use the Defiance of the Heavens. "I didn't have the pissiness to sarcastically mock him. This guy must have been before dawn when he cast the spell, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to do it.

"Don't talk about those useless ones, just come back, go down and pick them. "King Kong Cannon also heard me sarcastically mocking him.

"Keep a low profile, revealing your spells is easy to get into trouble. I pulled out a cigarette and handed it to him.

"Do you think I'm willing, I went to the newspaper and the TV station, but no one advertises it, where do you ask me to recruit disciples for you?"

"Let's go, go out and have a look. I put the cigarette back in my hand.

"I'll change my clothes. "It was only after he had eaten that he remembered to change his clothes.

"I'm going to freshen up too. I said as I walked to my room.

When passing by Murong Chaifeng's room, he said hello to Murong Chaifeng, who was angry, and then returned to the room to change into a robe and hang the dust.

When he walked out of the Ziyang Palace, he only found that the large square on the mountainside and the winding mountain road were crowded with people, men, women and children, and most of them were eating breakfast bought from the bottom of the mountain at the moment, and all kinds of garbage were thrown everywhere.

"The head teacher is back, and he has the final say on whether to accept people or not. King Kong Cannon pointed at me coldly and shouted at everyone.

"Where are you going, coming back. I frowned and grabbed the King Kong Cannon, which was about to pull back.

When the people who were still sitting on the ground saw my appearance, they immediately rushed towards me with a clamor of hugs.

"Presumptuous!" I exclaimed, frowning. I used my aura to come out of this voice, and I raised my voice with qi and echoed in the mountains.

Everyone was temporarily stunned by my sudden angry shouting, and they all stood up and looked up at me.

"Intercepting the Taoist temple, solemn and solemn, you come uninvited, blaspheme the spiritual land, and rush into the immortals, and you still don't know the crime?" I yelled angrily, and the faint smell of feces in the mountain wind made me really angry.

"I didn't say anything about you. "I didn't have a good look at the King Kong Cannon standing next to me. By immortals, I am referring to the deceased Ziyang Guan Sect of the past dynasties.

"Master, please take me as an apprentice. An old lady at the front of the station opened her mouth cowardly. The old lady was wearing a white practice uniform, holding a stall "sword" in her hand, and she didn't ask if she was hooked by the King Kong cannon during the morning exercise.

I don't have a good impression of this old lady who even got the title wrong, and she still accepts apprentices, and it's almost the same as being a grandmother.

"It's going to be messy again, you can say something. Seeing that the crowd was out of control again, King Kong Cannon urged me to speak quickly.

"Get out of here and go home. "I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I can't find the right words, and I'm not a serious person myself, so it's hard to pretend to be angry with these old men and old ladies.

"Dao Chief, take me. ”

"Master, can I make you an apprentice?"

"Immortal, you can cure me for rheumatism like this."

When everyone saw that my words were slowing down, they immediately kicked their noses in the face, and all kinds of nonsense came out.

"What to do?" King Kong Cannon looked at me in a panic.

"Don't make any noise, all wait here, in an hour I will cast a spell to give medicine to cure the disease, when the time comes, please watch, if anyone makes any louder noise, we will leave here immediately and travel the world." "I had no choice but to think of a solution.

Leaving everyone behind, the two returned to the Ziyang Palace.

"You're not in the right head, are you?" King Kong Cannon looked at me suspiciously.

"How many people have seen the three yin clear water?" I didn't answer the question of King Kong Cannon.

"Your long worm is not very guts, and it finally dragged me up the mountain beam, and when I saw so many people, I scared it back. King Kong Cannon pouted.

"Just showing your head?" I asked happily. At that time, the tens of thousands of male soldiers on the battlefield could not make Sanyin Bishui fearful, how could it be afraid of these coffin seedlings, the reason why it did not listen to the imperial envoy was because it did not accept the King Kong cannon at all.

"You wait here, I'll go down the mountain. I quickly stood up.

"What are you going to do?"

"You'll find out later. As I spoke, I left the puzzled King Kong Cannon, changed my clothes, and swept down the back mountain.

I finally purchased all the things, and after returning to the mountain, the King Kong Cannon was already stomping his feet in a hurry.

"What are you buying all this stuff for?" saw me carrying a large bundle of steel wire and a fake dragon head on my back.

"You call Lao Li and Fugui up," I unloaded my things and went back to the house to change my clothes.

I told my plan after Lao Li and Fugui came, Lao Li praised me for my ingenuity, and King Kong Cannon complained that I had fallen into fame.

The plan succeeded, and when I performed the volley spell, many people found the steel wire hanging behind my waist, and it was even more unsuccessful to lure the dragon, and the dragon head in the distance was fake. So after I took out the medicinal herbs and offered a price of 3,000, everyone scolded me and King Kong Cannon for being liars, and I deliberately tried to dissuade them, which made everyone even more suspicious, and it didn't take long for the crowd on the mountain to leave.

"It's a shame for you not to be a liar. "King Kong Cannon sat on the steps and lit a cigarette.

"Scammers can only fool those who think they are smart. I smiled and untied the wire from my waist.

"Why don't those people leave?" King Kong Cannon pointed to the hundred and dozens of people standing in the square in a regular manner.

"Because they're really smart people," I pulled out my cigarette and lit it, "Let's go, go down and pick a disciple."