Alternative foods

"Play two, play two, play what?" Wu Yang scratched his head, looking puzzled.

Hearing this, the fellow seemed to suddenly realize and said, "I see, you three are from a foreign country." ”

"yes, we just came here today and are looking for a place to eat. Guan Ziyu said.

"Oh, eat, all right, we can eat here too, come, sit here!" the man heard that he was going to eat, and very enthusiastically let the three of them to an empty table, and when the three of them were seated, he asked, "What do you three want to eat?"

Guan Ziyu took off the long knife on his back and put it next to him, and said, "If there is anything delicious, just bring it up, and by the way, I will have another pot of wine!"

"Okay, you wait, I'll be right here!" said the man with a smile as he ran to the back.

"This place is a bit weird!" Chi Zhongtian said as he looked around.

"What's the matter, what doubts does Childe have?" asked Wu Yang.

Chi Zhongtian pointed outside and said: "Look at this hour, it should be the time to eat, but there is no one here, and you see that these tables are empty, if it is a serious restaurant, there must be some empty dishes and other miscellaneous items." ”

After Chi Zhongtian said this, Wu Yang and Guan Ziyu also found it a little strange.

After a while, with a "Here it is!" the guy came over with a wooden tray.

He put the food on the tray on the table as he muttered: "These are all good things from our local area, you can't eat them outside, come, you guys try it, and this wine is made by us at home, and it sells well!"

After the guy put everything down, Chi Zhongtian said with a smile: "I'm tired!"

The man smiled, didn't say anything, made a gesture, and left.

"Come on, eat, everyone is hungry!" Chi Zhongtian picked up the chopsticks and beckoned the two.

Wu Yang and Guan Ziyu were already hungry, looking at the things on the table, although they couldn't see what it was, they couldn't care about it.

Guan Ziyu first picked up a piece of black stuff and stuffed it into his mouth in an instant.

Wu Yang saw that Guan Ziyu was clipped, and he also took a piece of it, ready to put it in his mouth.

"Phew, what is this, this is!" Guan Ziyu suddenly spit out the contents of his mouth to the ground, with a painful look on his face.

Wu Yang was stunned for a moment, and then stopped the food he was sending to his lips and looked at Guan Ziyu in puzzlement.

"Childe, this thing is so unpalatable that I don't know what it is. Guan Ziyu complained while soaking the wind with his hand, as if he was spicy!

When Wu Yang heard this, he hurriedly put down the food he was holding and looked at it carefully.

Chi Zhongtian also picked it up, looked at it, sniffed it, and then shook his head and said, "I don't know what it is." ”

Guan Ziyu looked at the food on several other plates, only to realize that it was all so strange.

A plate of green is like paste, a plate of pale yellow, like a piece of cake, and a plate of messy mixed together that can't tell the color.

"Forget it, if it's not delicious, don't eat it, come, have a few drinks!" Chi Zhongtian thought that maybe he couldn't get used to eating things from afar, so he didn't say anything, and poured wine for the two of them and himself while opening the wine jug.

"Poof!" This time it was Guan Ziyu's turn, but Chi Zhongtian couldn't stand it.

As soon as I drank a sip of wine, my tongue just felt the taste, and before I could swallow a sip, I spit it out.

"Man, man!" Guan Ziyu spit out when he saw Chi Zhongtian, and guessed that this wine was terrible, so he quickly slapped the table and began to call his man.

Soon, the guy just now ran out, ran to them and asked eagerly, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? You say, what are you giving us to eat? This, this, and this, what are they!" Guan Ziyu asked with an angry face as he pointed.

When the guy heard this, he said with some confusion: "This is all good things!"

"Bah, good thing, can you eat this!" Guan Ziyu asked as he picked up the black thing just now.

"Oh, this one, this is our best thing, smoked lamb liver!" said the guy with a smile.

"Smoked mutton liver, is the mutton liver so unpalatable, not only does it not have a fragrance, but it smells stinky!" Guan Ziyu asked.

"What you may not know is that this is a unique way of doing it here, which is to smoke the best lamb liver with special ingredients. The guy said with a heartfelt voice.

"Special materials, what materials?" asked Guan Ziyu.

"Sawdust and cow and sheep dung!"

"Poof!" When Chi Zhongtian and Wu Yang heard this, a mouthful of saliva spurted out, and they almost fainted to the ground.

Guan Ziyu stared at the guy in disbelief, and it took a long time to squeeze out three words: "What a bastard!"

"What kind of shop are you, can cow dung be used to smoke things, can you eat the smoked ones!" Wu Yang roared angrily.

At this time, the guy seemed to be a little unhappy, and kept saying: "Hey, I said everyone, you are strangers, you can't get used to eating our things here, but if you can't get used to eating them, you can't get used to eating our things, can you say that about our things, how can we do business if this is going to get out?"

"I don't care how you do business, but I haven't heard of being able to smoke something with cow dung in the whole world! What should I do if I have a bad stomach!" Guan Ziyu didn't listen to the guy's excuse at all.

"Just because you haven't heard of it means you don't, hmph, you're too much of yourself, let me tell you, how many people here can't eat our smoked lamb liver!" said the man in an unkind tone.

Seeing that he was about to quarrel, Chi Zhongtian waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, man, please help us remove these things, we will give the money, you can help me change a few plates of ordinary dishes that can be drunk, even if it is pickle gnocchi, in addition, bring some dry food." ”

"Childe, this!" Guan Ziyu was a little angry.

However, Chi Zhongtian waved his hand and stopped her.

The guy listened to Chi Zhongtian's words, and didn't say anything, just snorted, and walked back, and after a while, he brought a few dishes again, all of which were more common vegetables and pickles, nothing meaty, and in addition, there were a few naan cakes.

"Hmph, hillbilly, that's what you deserve!" the man muttered dissatisfiedly as he put down his things and walked back.

"Forget it, don't be like these people, come, eat quickly, and we'll leave after eating!" Chi Zhongtian persuaded.