Chapter 282: The Sweet and Salty Controversy
Long Taiquan Saburo stretched out his hand at Li Erhu and roared urgently: "Give me your money!"
Li Erhu deliberately took out the money and deliberately angered him, and turned out the two pockets before remembering that he ran out at night, and he didn't bring any money at all-
Seeing that his pocket was cleaner than his face, Long Taiquan Saburo drank again: "Don't you Chinese all like to scan QR codes?"
Li Erhu has just changed his smartphone recently, but he turned on the mute and shook in his pocket all night, which will not even turn on the machine.
"I'm Nima!" Ryutai Saburo cursed and ran forward again.
At the end of the day, the two of them ran to the bustling area of the city one after the other, and on the roadside of shopping malls and office buildings, there was a long row of breakfast stalls.
Ryutai Izumi Saburo spit out his tongue, his eyes were blood-red, and he waved his arms and rushed into the crowd like a character in the game who would be kicked out at any time if he didn't eat blood.
Li Erhu stood up coldly, took a breath of dantian qi, and shouted: "Catch-small-steal-"
The crowd parted on both sides, their vigilant eyes forming a net, and they all clutched their wallets.
Ryutai Izumisaburo's main goal is not money, but food. When he rushed to a fritter stall regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, the boss held the fire chopsticks, pointed at him, and the horizontal eyebrows were cold, Long Taiquan Saburo was still a little stunned when he saw the pot of boiling hot oil beside him, he turned to the meatloaf stall, and the fat boss of the meatloaf stall crossed the kitchen knife, parallel to the horizontal meat on his face, and the meaning was obvious: If you dare to come, you will be separated!
Ryutai Izumi Saburo ran to another meatloaf stand, only to find the boss holding a double knife in his hand......
I have to say that Li Erhu's shout is very spiritual, if he shouts "crazy" and "neurotic", people will not have any other reaction except to avoid it, after all, the madman beats you and doesn't reason, and this madman just wants to eat, maybe people with good intentions will take the initiative to feed, it is the second largest economy in the world, and people can't starve to death on the street. But the treatment of thieves is different, especially a thief who is chased behind his buttocks, he may not help catch him, but he must not take advantage of it.
Long Taiquan Saburo coveted several project operators have a solid foundation of force, can only continue to run forward, and finally found him a pancake stall, the stall owner is a middle-aged woman, at this moment the cake pan is spread on a thin cake, it seems to be formed when it is not formed, Long Taiquan Saburo reached out to uncover, someone on the side reminded the middle-aged woman: "This is a thief!"
The female boss opened her eyes angrily, dipped the brush in the chili sauce bottle in her hand, and threw her arm forward with full force, Long Taiquan Saburo only felt a hot pain on his face, and his eyes were also pasted, he couldn't help but scream, he would scold and cry bitterly, Japanese mixed with Chinese, dancing like crazy, this MMA world champion, finally collapsed in front of a pancake stall on a street in a certain city in China.
Someone in the crowd of onlookers listened to the tone of his speech and asked curiously: "Japanese?"
Long Taiquan Saburo seemed to be stimulated by these words, and suddenly shouted: "You should have been put back then-" followed by a babbling of nonsense. But certainly not a good word.
Someone was filled with righteous indignation: "At what age do you still want to be powerful and prosperous in our country?"
People shouted, "Beat him!"
A few young people rushed forward eagerly, Long Taiquan Saburo pushed indiscriminately, and the people in front of him were pushed down several times, Li Erhu came from afar and said, "Be careful, this guy knows kung fu." He jumped up in front of a passerby and punched him.
The crowd blew up and said, "Don't let him run!
Long Taiquan Saburo wiped the chili sauce off his face, saw Li Erhu's face again, and hissed, "I'll kill you!" With the words, his fists and feet were thrown together.
Li Erhu's heart was tense at the moment, he could still maneuver in the suburbs, if he let Long Taiquan Saburo go crazy at will, ordinary people would probably have casualties, he reached out and hugged the other party's feet, let his fist hit him in the face, and still shouted: "Get out of the way, I'll deal with him!"
Long Taiquan Saburo had lost his mind at this time, and the last brutality in his body was also stimulated, his fist hit Li Erhu's face and chest one after another, Li Erhu was firmly rooted on the ground, blood flowing, but it stood still like an old tree, and someone next to him hurriedly said: "Big brother, you are fighting back!"
Li Erhu smiled slightly, and when he felt that the sharpness on Long Taiquan Saburo's fist was not as good as before, his head turned away and dodged this blow, and Huo Ran also punched him in the face.
"Good!" everyone erupted in applause. Small composition
Long Taiquan Saburo's eyes flashed with anger, he took advantage of the volley to jump up and smash his elbows at Li Erhu's head and neck, Li Erhu stepped forward lightly, and pushed his hands on his waist, Long Taiquan Saburo fell in embarrassment, Li Erhu's fists and feet also arrived, just listen to the bang, Long Taiquan Saburo was like a wooden wedge being hit by a sledgehammer repeatedly, his body staggered crookedly, he was puzzled: "You...... How did you get stronger?"
"This is called the people's war!" Li Erhu jumped up like him, and hit him with an elbow on the neck, and Long Taiquan Saburo fell to the ground with a pop, unconscious.
"Good!" the crowd burst into cheers and applause again.
Li Erhu slowly sat down on the ground, and the eldest sister of the pancake stall stepped forward and said with concern: "Brother, are you okay?"
Li Erhu was dizzy and said, "I'm hungry!"
The eldest sister of the pancake stall waved her hand and said, "This brother is hungry, waiting!"
Everyone agreed, and for a while, the fried buns of fried dough sticks and meatloaf were placed in front of Li Erhu for a long time, and some people brought milk and soy milk powder soup, as well as sweet tofu brain and salty tofu brain - and then the two bosses began to argue about who was authentic and who was heretical.
Li Erhu waved his hand weakly: "Let it all go there, I can get used to it." Then he swept everything off his stomach in a fit of rage.
An old lady with a childish face had just come back from morning exercise, still carrying a sword in her hand, and at this time, she and several old sisters were around Long Taiquan Saburo to prevent him from waking up, and asked Li Erhu: "Young man, what's the matter with this Japanese?"
Li Erhu said: "He's a bad guy. ”
"We know this, do you call the police with us?"
Li Erhu thought for a while and said, "I'll report it." He pulled out his phone and said embarrassedly, "It's out of power." Immediately, several fashionable girls handed over the power bank, Li Erhu turned on the phone, dialed Ah Si's phone and said, "You are a police officer now, right? I helped you catch a bad guy, call ...... It's called Ryutai Izumi Saburo. ”
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When they learned the news of Long Taiquan Saburo's arrest, Ah Si and Xiao Qin were excited, and when they rushed here, in addition to finding Long Taiquan Saburo, they also saw Li Erhu, who was covered in blood, sitting on the ground.
Ah Si hurriedly squeezed into the crowd, raised his hand and wanted to give him the back of his head, but after thinking about it, he slowly pressed it on his shoulder, and said carefully: "Erhu, are you okay?"
Li Erhu raised his head and said with a smile: "It's okay, this guy is very good at fighting, I thought that I didn't worry about ordinary people getting him away, so I called you here." ”
Xiaoqin said: "How did you find him? Does the explosion at the wholesale fruit market have anything to do with you? Did you write the note with the bomb on the car?"
Li Erhu said sleepily: "I want to sleep for a while." ”
Ah Si helped him up and said, "Let's go, go to sleep in the car." He whispered to Li Erhu, "Brother Nianzu called me, and they worried about you all night." ”
After Li Erhu got into the car, he fell asleep as soon as he sat next to the seat.
Ah Si called Zhang Nianzu and said, "Brother Nianzu, Li Erhu has found it." ”
"How is he?"
Ah San on the side was even more worried and said, "Dead or alive?"
Ah Si glanced at Li Erhu in the back seat, and said with a smile: "This time, he finally beat someone else into Li Erhu." ”