The first ninety-seven cute, lack of a product spokesperson

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"Wow, do you use the three flavors of real fire?" the monsters were shocked.

The little Lori on the stage said triumphantly: "It's the three flavors of real fire, everyone knows that Changhong brand hand warmers must be charged once after a few hours, which is super troublesome." But our red boy warms the baby with the eternal three-flavor real fire, no need to charge, eternal burning, just by virtue of this, kill Changhong a hundred times, a hundred times. ”

"You brag, how can you use three-flavor real fire to warm your baby?" several monsters cried.

Little Lori already knew that she would be questioned, so she folded the warm baby in her hand unhurriedly, opened the outer cover of the warm baby, and there was really no design such as an electric heater inside...... The flame is not big, only a small one than a fist, but such a fire has been burning inside the baby, and the temperature of the baby can of course be maintained.

"Wow! The monsters let out an exclamation.

The little Lori on the stage was shocked by the monsters, and her face showed a triumphant expression: "Everyone now understands the benefits of Red Boy warming your baby, right? It can provide you with warmth for a long time, and it is guaranteed to bring you a trace of warmth in the cold winter, what are you waiting for?" ”

Tang Sen covered his face, Nima, I met a group of monsters in the mountain stream in the winter, and I thought there would be a great fight, but the monsters were here to hold a product launch, and they used the three flavors of real fire to make such a nameless warm baby, do you want to be so cheating that you fly?

Having said that, this thing is indeed more high-end and atmospheric than Changhong brand hand warmers, many monsters are moved, and a snake spirit who is afraid of cold asks: "How much is your warm baby?"

Little Lori stretched out four fingers on the stage: "One thousand Tang coins." ”

"Poof!" the monster in the audience collapsed.

The snake spirit screamed: "Hey, are you mistaken? Changhong brand hand warmers can be bought for only a few dozen yuan, and you actually sell this thing for a thousand?"

Xiao Lori had a natural expression: "My product is more high-end than the Changhong brand, of course it is a little more expensive, Sanwei is really hot, do you think this thing is easy to get out?"

The demons thought about it. conAd1(); This is also true, of course, the three flavors of true fire are more expensive, but ...... The price is ...... Didn't you say that people who can't afford clothes should buy a warm baby for the winter? But what's the deal with the price of 1,000 yuan? We might as well buy clothes.

The demons shook their heads together, and many of them left the booth. The coager, and no one came to the stage to buy it.

Little Lori had just proudly introduced her goods, and it seemed to have been a major success, but in a blink of an eye, the audience began to disperse. She felt bad at this time, and hurriedly shouted: "Oh, don't go, you can raise any opinions, don't leave directly." ”

"It's too high!" exclaimed the audience.

"But...... Sanwei Zhenhuo can really only ...... at this price," little Lori said miserably.

The audience shook their heads and continued to disperse.

Little Lori's eyes instantly became watery, and she looked so pitiful. Her men, a group of children, surrounded her, shouting, "What should I do, my lord? None of our warm babies were sold, which is a loss to vomit blood. We have pre-R&D, investment, mass production...... There's a lot of backlog right now. ”

Little Lori cried and said, "It's really going to be over now." ”

When Tang Sen saw this, he couldn't help it, and complained: "In other words, Sanwei Zhenhuo is such an awesome thing, you only use it to warm the baby? This belongs to the use of aerospace high-tech in civilian goods, the cost investment is too high, but the target group is too low." Of course you can't sell it, you don't have a more famous design?"

It's good that he didn't speak, and this speech immediately attracted the attention of countless youkai, and many youkai turned their heads to look at him, but. conAd2(); There is no monster who thinks that Tang Sen is a human, and there is definitely no human who dares to appear here, everyone thinks that he is a monster in the form of a human.

A female monster couldn't help but whisper: "What kind of monster has this monster become?

"yes, he's so handsome, if it's a youkai of the same breed as me, I don't mind marrying him. ”

"Cut. What's wrong with different breeds? The old lady is a sheep spirit, even if he is a tiger spirit, the old lady dares to marry. ”

"Hey, sheep girl, are you crazy? Isn't marrying a tiger spirit sending sheep into the tiger's mouth?"

"I'm afraid of a hair!" The rabbit girl's eyes were red: "It's okay if the old lady is addicted to death, come and eat the old lady......"

The demons covered their faces together.

The little Lori on the stage also turned her head to look at Tang Sen, and when she saw his handsome face, she would be a little confused if she was a woman, but Little Lori had not yet grown into a woman, and she was only seven years old, and there would be no such nameless thing as "love", so she was relatively calm.

"Well, this big brother, what did you just say?"

Tang Sen said: "I want to say, your goods are too high-tech, the cost is too high, and it is not suitable for civilian consumer goods, so you don't have a more reliable design?"

Little Lori's mouth pouted: "What, as soon as you speak, you accuse other people's business philosophy, who do you think you are? When I came out to do business, you were still breastfeeding." ”

This...... This is equivalent to "Lao Tzu has eaten more salt than you have eaten rice", it is the only thing that older people pretend to use in front of younger people, but I didn't expect it to be the other way around now, a seven-year-old little Lori actually used this to complain about the twenty-year-old Tang Sen, Tang Sen was really speechless and swallowed, damn the egg, Lao Tzu has helped my mother run an online store since he was a child, when I started doing business, you little Lori don't talk about milk, and she hasn't even given birth yet.

Well, don't be like Lori. Tang Sen spread his hands helplessly: "That's it, can't I stop talking?"

Townsend turned to leave. conAd3();

Little Lori suddenly said loudly: "Don't go! Stop." ”

"What are you doing?" Tang Sen turned around: "Just don't let people talk, don't let people go." ”

Little Lori crossed her waist brutally and said, "I suddenly understand why my warm baby can't be sold." ”

"Why?"

"Because I don't have a product spokesperson, you see that those human products have invited handsome guys and beauties to be spokespersons, and I remembered the moment I saw you, this was my mistake, so ...... Now I need you to be my product ambassador. ”

Townsend pointed to his nose, "Me?"

Little Lori said old-fashionedly: "It's you, you're still handsome, you should be useful...... Okay, let's sign the contract first! Let's not sign it for a long time, sign it for five hundred years first, and you will be the royal spokesperson of our Red Boy Sanwei Zhenhuo Limited Enterprise. ”

Townsend covered his face.

Little Lori didn't care whether Tang Sen agreed or not, she jumped off the stage directly, took Tang Sen's hand and dragged him to the stage.

Another person to pull himself, Tang Sen ran him into the ravine with one kick, but a little Lori with red lips and white teeth came to hold his hand, who could be willing to kick him? Of course, Tang Sen couldn't do such a frustrating thing, but after a hesitation, he was really pulled onto the stage by the little Lori.

Little Lori took Tang Sen's hand and happily shouted to the monsters in the audience: "Everyone come and buy it, the red boy warm baby endorsed by the handsome guy...... Buy now, you can get an autograph from a handsome guy, as well as an affectionate hug, and a female monster who buys two at a time can kiss the spokesperson's face. ”

"Coax!" This time the audience exploded, a group of female monsters squeezed up, crowded in the front is a female sheep spirit, this goblin looks okay, there is a soft taste of sheep, she took out two thousand yuan without saying a word, bought two warm babies, and then rushed to Tang Sen's side, and kissed Tang Sen on the face.

"I'm dizzy!" Tang Sen didn't check for a while, but he actually caught his way, and saw that the female monsters behind him began to line up to buy, and this is worth it? Damn, are you so messy? When did I promise to do such a thing?

Little Lori saw that the warm baby that couldn't be sold just now suddenly had someone queuing up to buy it, and her mood immediately brightened, and she laughed and said, "Haha, I'm really a business genius." ”

"You're a genius girl. Townsend jumped up: "You are such a spoof? I didn't promise to be a spokesperson, I have to go." ”

"Let's go?" Little Lori's eyes flashed with tears: "Isn't it? I finally managed to sell a few units, and at this time you suddenly want to say that you want to leave?

"Hey, you're bullying me, okay. ”

"Uh......h Wow......" Little Lori was already crying: "Don't go, who will buy my warm baby when you leave?"

"I'm dizzy, I don't care who you buy, I don't have a dime to do with it. ”

Little Lori reached into her pocket, searched for it inside, and finally found a dime coin, put him in Tang Sen's hand and said, "This dime is for you, you have a dime relationship with me now, you can't go." ”

Townwend: "......"

"The contract is written like this, I will hire you as my product spokesperson for 500 years, and the salary for these 500 years is a dime. Little Lori said seriously: "That's it." ”

Sure your sister, Tang Sen almost wanted to lift the table, and when he was angry, he suddenly saw a female snake spirit jumping over, this female snake spirit was holding a warm baby in each hand, and she also got the right to "kiss the spokesperson", she didn't care whether Tang Sen wanted it or not, and her body suddenly came around...... The snake spirit, whose body was as soft as if she had no bones, actually used her body to wrap Tang Sen firmly, and then kissed Tang Sen on the face.

"I'm rubbing!" Tang Sen shouted, "You guys are messing around like this, is there any justice and justice, am I really a mud bodhisattva?"

Townsend was about to put on a stance...... Ahem, it's not a fight, it's reasoning. If you think of fighting when you see that row of ellipses, it's a bad guy who doesn't make sense, ahem.

Before Tang Sen could start to explain his reasoning, Sun Wukong suddenly jumped up, pressed lightly on his shoulder and said, "Hey, we agreed before, we will be in the limelight for the monsters this time, and you are not allowed to make a move." (To be continued.) )

ps: Thank you for not blaming me for my uneducated reward of 7776, the madman Ouye for rewarding 100, and the Iridium Beast and Su Jingting for rewarding 10

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