Chapter 57: You Know a Bird's Egg
Qin Shenxiang's face turned pale in shock, and he hesitated: "Sister Ziyun, I'm ...... I'll help you!"
Wei Ziyun was angry and ashamed, ignored Qin Agarwood, and only glared at Wei Chong, but Wei Chong's face was kind, without any intention of mocking, and said angrily: "Wei Chong, if you want to laugh, although the ridicule is good, but the humiliation you gave me, I will definitely repay you twice." ”
Wei Chong shrugged his shoulders and said, "Princess Ziyun, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know anything. "Anyway, continue to clean, let alone ten days, even if you give him a hundred days, you can't make the martial arts arena clean, once after lunch, the monks arrive, it will be dirty like a pit, but he has to clean again, if Zhuang Thirteen sees that he is not working, ten days will become twenty days.
Seeing Wei Chong pretending to be crazy and stupid, Wei Ziyun was furious and was about to have a seizure, but he saw that the ground was as clean as new, where were there traces of moon water?
Since Wei Chong pretended to be stupid, Wei Ziyun was also embarrassed to ask again, seeing Wei Chong bury his head in cleaning up the garbage, put down the bucket, and said, "I'll help you!"
Wei Chong hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, you go play, this kind of dirty work, how can you do it like a fairy?"
Qin Shenxiang chuckled, ran over and grabbed Wei Ziyun's hand, and said with a smile: "Sister Ziyun, I know a place, it's fun, I'll take you there!"
Wei Ziyun wanted to say thank you, but after thinking about it, he was pulled away by Qin Shenxiang, and Wei Chong was the only one left in the huge martial arts arena, but fortunately, as long as he survived the noon, he could rest when the monks came to practice martial arts.
"Sister Agarwood, do you think I brought you something good?" Zhong Kui's voice suddenly came from the side, since he met Qin Agarwood, Zhong Kui was like a demon, or he was under the spell of infatuation, and he was always pestering Qin Agarwood, but because Qin Agarwood was in the heavenly class, Zhong Kui could not have many opportunities to contact her, but as soon as he had the opportunity, Zhong Kui would be courteous in every way.
For example, at this moment, Zhong Kui was carefully holding a bowl of tea, the upper plate was straight and steady, and the lower plate was moving rapidly, like a crawling centipede, and in the blink of an eye, he arrived in front of Wei Chong, but he didn't seem to see Wei Chong, turning back and forth, looking for Qin Agarwood's figure.
Wei Chong only felt that Zhong Kui was not saved, and reminded: "People have left early." ”
Zhong Kui looked at Wei Chong at this time, and said in a lost voice: "What? Isn't my bowl of pearl honey and jade dew tea brewed in vain?"
Wei Chong was a little thirsty, so he was only interested in the tea, and sneered: "Brother Zhong, save it, your dirty hand-brewed tea, unless it is in the desert, no, even if it is in the desert, she will not drink agarwood if she is thirsty for a few days." ”
Zhong Kui said angrily: "You know a bird's egg!" Seeing Wei Chong shaking his head and sighing, he couldn't help but explain: "This pearl honey jade dew tea, the pearls used are fished by me personally in the sea, the honey is picked by me on the mountain, and the jade dew is collected by me on the agarwood tree in the early morning, every time I wash my hands with mountain spring water a hundred times, it is absolutely clean, drinking this tea, it can beautify and nourish the skin, and the agarwood sister must like it." ”
Wei Chong was dumbfounded when he heard it, it turned out that love would really make a person an idiot, and in comparison, his dedication to Du Xiaowu was really pitiful.
Zhong Kui looked at Wei Chong in a daze, and urged: "You will think about your little lady later, tell me where Sister Agarwood went!"
Wei Chong came back to his senses, was satisfied, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhong, when I hear you say this, I am relieved." ”
Zhong Kui said blankly: "You are relieved, what are you relieved?"
As for the bowl of tea, it was in Wei Chong's hands, Wei Chong knew that Zhong Kui was the least hygienic, so he asked, listening to this tea is so good, so clean, naturally rest assured, immediately drank it unceremoniously, raised his head and drank it, it was refreshing and comfortable, worthy of Zhong Kui's special pearl honey jade dew tea.
Wei Chong praised: "Brother Zhong, this tea is really excellent, I believe Agarwood will like it, the next time I meet her, I will tell you on your behalf, she will definitely be grateful to you, but you don't have to thank me, because I am so helpful." ”
Zhong Kui reacted for a long time, looked up at Wei Chong, his eyes were about to split, and he shouted: "Wei Chong, Lao Tzu wants to drink with your brain!"
Zhong Kui looked like a mad tiger, and flew towards Wei Chong, Wei Chong's heart was not good, this Zhong Kui was really angry, hurriedly dodged, and shouted: "Brother Zhong, isn't it just a bowl of tea, don't be so impulsive!"
Zhong Kui said angrily: "What do you mean just a bowl of tea?" Being in the air, one palm slashed down, and a charm popped out of his sleeve, and the charm turned into a big hand and grabbed Wei Chong's buttocks.
"Brother Zhong, what are you doing?" Qin Agarwood followed the voice, protecting Wei Chong, his face was angry, like a hibiscus out of the water for the first time in the rain, Chu Chu was moving.
Zhong Kui was full of joy when he saw it, and suddenly found that the big hand of the charm was grabbing Qin Agarwood, and it was impossible to withdraw the charm at this moment, so he hurriedly shouted: "Sister Agarwood, hide!"
Qin Agarwood didn't plan to hide, just because she believed that Zhong Kui would not hurt her, but although the spell was put by Zhong Kui, it was not under Zhong Kui's control after getting rid of it.
Zhong Kui fell in front of Qin Shenxiang, staring at the palm print on her face in a daze, hesitating for a moment, not knowing whether to tell her or not.
The big hand grabbed his face, Qin Shenxiang didn't feel anything, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhong, it turns out that you are joking with Brother Chong, causing me to worry in vain." ”
Wei Chong paced to Qin Agarwood's side, stared at the big hand for a moment, and coughed lightly: "Agarwood, are you sure you don't have to wash your face?"
Qin Shenxiang asked puzzledly: "Why do you want to wash your face?" But seeing Wei Chong's bulging cheeks, he was obviously holding back a smile, and hurriedly turned around and took out a small mirror, the handprint was like a big turtle, lying straight on her face, and she in the mirror was uglier than Zhu Bajie.
It just so happened that all the monks returned, and nearly 100 people walked directly in front of Qin Agarwood, and when they saw the handprints on Qin Agarwood's face, they all laughed, but those Qin monks were solemn and walked towards Qin Agarwood together.
Qin Agarwood cried out with a "wow", covered his face a few times, and disappeared into the crowd, and those Qin monks drew their swords to surround Zhong Kui.
Zhong Kui was anxious and begged: "Please get out of the way!"
But the monk of Qin State was unceremonious, swinging his sword forward, although it was a wooden sword, but it was swung with mana, but it was also infinitely powerful, Zhong Kui saw that Qin Agarwood was gone, and knew that it was too difficult to find it again, so he immediately used the shrinking talisman to slip away.
Fortunately, everyone was absorbed by Qin Agarwood, and Wei Chong was able to escape safely without being ridiculed, but in the middle of the line, he saw Wei Ziyun blocking in front, and the sword in his hand was not unsheathed, and Wei Chong secretly said that it was okay.
"Tomorrow's Doufa Conference, don't embarrass my Great Wei. Wei Ziyun dropped this sentence, turned around and drifted away.
Wei Chong was puzzled, why didn't anyone tell him, calculate the time, Gong Yu, who was out, would come back today, so he hurriedly ran to the ghost courtyard.