The first eighty-eight cute、Didn't you say you can't open the back door?

Update at 8 p.m. -

Hades Daqi: "Is there such a thing? Please let Xiao Wang check it out." ”

He took out a black mobile phone and dialed it: "Master Bo, quickly check the life and death book for me, is there a guy named Xiang Zhenguo, who died three years ago...... Uh-huh, quick lookup. ”

The mobile phone turned on the speakerphone, so that Zhang Duxue also heard it, and soon, the voice of the landlord Bo sounded in the mobile phone: " Report to the king, there is indeed a guy named Xiang Zhenguo, who is the president of the Wuji country, this person should not be killed, he should live to be ninety-three years old, but three years ago, an acquaintance came to the underworld and stuffed two big red envelopes, found someone to open the back door, and changed a few words on the life and death book, so that Xiang Zhenguo's yang life was shortened, and let him die three years ago, this kind of guy who changed his death, there is no place for him in the underworld, and his soul will not be taken away, and his ghost must be floating in the sun......"

Everyone sweated together.

Hades's face suddenly darkened, then reddened, and then began to turn purple again.

Zhang Duxue said in a deep voice: "Didn't you say that you can't open the back door?"

"This ...... This...... There's only this one back door. Hades was sweating profusely and roared into his phone, "Damn, which shit opened the back door?"

When Lord Bo heard that the king of Hades was angry, his voice trembled in fright: "Yes...... It's a person from the Great Thunder Temple, and it's the relationship between the King of the Earth and the Bodhisattva, the King, the King of the Earth and the Bodhisattva, I can't afford to mess with it, that's an important person sent by the Western Great Lei Yin Temple to the underworld to observe and learn, and her acquaintances want to open a back door, where do we little pawns dare not follow......?

"It's just your sister!" Hades almost dropped his phone, turned his head, and said to Zhang Duxue embarrassedly: "Your Majesty, this ...... Xiao Wang's royal majesty is not strict, this ...... Immediately, go back immediately and change the life and death book back. ”

"Is it appropriate to change it casually?" Zhang Duxue said in a deep voice: "For you, changing the book of life and death is just a trivial matter, but for people in the human world, the dead suddenly come back to life, and it is to scare the living to death." ”

Hades said embarrassedly, "Your Majesty." This one is relatively simple, just find someone to pretend to be some famous doctor, immortal, Taoist leader, master or the like, and then take something like flour to pinch a pill, and say it is 'Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill'. Stuffed into Xiang Zhenguo's mouth, at that time, if he changed his life and death book in the underworld, he would come back to life, and the people in the human world still thought that the effect of the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill was effective. You won't be scared. ”

"Is this okay?" Zhang Duxue's eyes widened.

"Really good! Those deceived immortals in the human world have always done this, in fact, their elixir is useless, they just went through the back door in our underworld first, and then used this method to pretend to save the dead, and sold a lot of fake medicines. Hades accidentally slipped his mouth.

Zhang Duxue almost flipped the table: "Didn't you say that there was only one back door?"

The king of Hades felt that there was murderous aura in the eyes of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, so he quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Please forgive your majesty, this time when you go back, Xiao Wang will strictly rectify the underworld, and never allow the opening of the back door to happen again." ”

"Alright, fuck off. Zhang Duxue added: "In addition, half of the performance appraisal points of all employees in the prefecture will be deducted this month. ”

Hades screamed. It's over, half of this month's money has been deducted, and he didn't dare to defend himself, so he obediently retreated.

Zhang Duxue turned back into human costumes, took Erlang God around the street, bought a steamed bun, and then unscrewed a small ball of noodles from the steamed bun, kneaded it, and finally kneaded it into a round ball the size of a soybean: "Hmm, does this look like an elixir?"

Erlang God nodded and said, "It's very similar." I've seen a lot of pills from Taishang Laojun, and almost all of them look like this. ”

Zhang Duxue nodded and said, "So, its name is Nine Turns Back to the Soul Pill." ”

She lowered her head and thought about it, her identity was special. Zhang Duxue's identity should be completely unaware of what Tang Sen is busy with, and she can't help directly, this fake medicine can't be handed over to Tang Sen by her, after thinking about it, it's time for Sha Wujing, an undercover agent, to play a role.

Back in the hotel, Townsend was sitting in his room with a sad face. Zhang Duxue pretended not to know anything and asked, "What's wrong?"

Tang Sen spread his hands and said: "It's nothing, it's just that I was entangled by Xiang Bo'er, and I finally drove her back just now, but she said that she would come tomorrow, and I was depressed how to send her." ”

Zhang Duxue thought to herself: I also want to send her away quickly, so that she will not be pestered to marry you, I am also crazy when I see it.

A few minutes later, Sha Wujing quietly came to Zhang Duxue's room, Zhang Duxue held the mirror demon in her hand, looked at Sha Wujing's light hand and walked in, and said angrily: "You don't have to walk so sneakily, even if you walk in openly, no one can see it." ”

Sha Wujing said: "The subordinates are undercover, of course they look like spies when they walk." ”

Dealing with this kind of nameless guy will lose, Zhang Duxue resisted the urge to complain about her, and took out the flour balls: "This medicine is called the Nine Turns Back to the Soul Pill, it is an elixir refined by Taishang Laojun, it has the effect of bringing the dead back to life, you can take it to Tang Sen, just say that it is used to save Xiang Zhenguo." ”

Sha Wujing was surprised: "Ah, there is such a good medicine, then it should be kept just in case, if the subordinates are hanging, won't they come back to life if they take this medicine? ”

Zhang Duxue: "......"

"Don't give me some nonsense, if the widow asks you to give it to Tang Sen, you can take it to Tang Sen, don't talk nonsense. ”

"Obey!" Sha Wujing took the pill with both hands.

Tang Sen rolled on the bed with a painful face, and just called Bo Ershuang, saying that he had already engaged to the wedding dress and was going to hold a wedding with him in Baoling Temple, and he chose to hold a third watch in the middle of the night, so that her dead father could also come to attend.

"Don't go, don't tie it, resolutely don't!" Tang Sen roared a few words into the phone and quickly hung up.

At this time, he felt the bed board seem to vibrate, as if someone had jumped up, and when he looked back, the bed was empty, and there was nothing.

Tang Sen didn't care, something like this when the bed suddenly shook should be treated as a slight earthquake.

In fact...... At this time, Sha Wujing sat on the edge of his bed, holding a pill made of dough in his hand, and shouted: "Tang Sen, I'm here to bring you medicine, this is the Nine Turns Back Soul Pill, after eating it, you can resurrect the dead." ”

Tang Sen didn't hear it, he didn't see it, God knew Sha Wujing had come. He was tossed by Xiang Boer for a day, and he felt a little tired, and after rolling in bed twice, he began to undress and prepare for the bath and sleep.

This frightened Sha Wujing: "Hey, Tang Sen, a lonely man and a widow, where did you put a woman like me when a man suddenly started undressing?"

Where did the ghost put her, she was treated as if she didn't exist at all, Tang Sen stripped naked, and shook it generously in front of Sha Wujing, Sha Wujing was sitting, and Tang Sen's thing shook very close in front of Sha Wujing, and then shook into the bathroom.

Sha Wujing looked at everything cleanly, lay on her back on the bed with a pop, and screamed: "It's over, I can't get married, I'm not pure anymore." Her mind was full of trouble, all the things she had just seen, and she only felt her face blush and her heart beat, and her brain buzzed......

I don't know how long I lay down, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Tang Sen walked out again naked, he still had water beads on his body, the smell of soap before, walked to the bed, and threw himself on the bed.

If the bed is empty, Tang Sen's action is a very natural and normal action to go to bed, men, often pounce on the bed, directly into the soft quilt, and sleep comfortably on their stomachs. In fact, in Townsen's eyes, the bed was empty.

But......

Tang Sen pounced, feeling that he had pounced on something softer than the bed, well, strange! When he pinched it with his hand, it was really soft, quite a touch. The left hand pinched a ball soft, the right hand pinched a ball soft, and both hands kneaded it at the same time, strangely, this wonderful touch should not be the air should have.

Suddenly, Tang Sen thought of something, sweated profusely, quickly picked up his phone, turned on the camera, and swept the bed......

Sure enough, Sha Wujing was lying on her bed, and she was naked, crushing her underneath!

Sha Wujing cried out: "Help, it's rude." ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, don't scream, how can I insult you, this is an accident, I didn't know you were here." ”

"Help, indecent!" Sha Wujing screamed very loudly, Tang Sen was startled, but immediately came to his senses again, shout, no one will come to save you if you guy's throat is broken, no one can hear you anyway.

Taking advantage of her call for help, Tang Sen quickly got up and put on a bathrobe for himself: "Hey, that's enough, don't scream, no one will know if you call, what are you doing in my room?

Sha Wujing stopped the boring act of calling for help, and pouted: "People came to send you good things, but you ignored them and forcibly pushed them down, which is simply mad and shameless." I'm going to take you to heaven and make you a wanted person again......"

Speaking of this, she was suddenly shocked in her heart, and secretly thought: No, Your Majesty seems to like him, if Your Majesty knows that I have had this level of contact with him, under the jealousy, it may be me who becomes a wanted criminal.

Sha Wujing suddenly found that even if she was really insulted by Tang Sen, there was no place to reason, the hard son in the background really couldn't be provoked, and the party who was indecent became a wanted criminal, do you dare to believe it?

Tang Senqi said: "You came to send me something?

Sha Wujing took out the dough: "Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill, this is the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun, when I was on an errand in Heavenly Court, I asked for one from him and gave it to you to save people." (To be continued.) )