Fourth, five, nine, and cute, hunting down female hooligans
Update at 8 p.m.
"Choking?" Chang'e was obviously wrapped in black smoke, but she didn't look uncomfortable: "I don't feel choked." ”
"Huh, you don't choke on such a big smoke?"
"Because people don't need to breathe. Chang'e said with a smile: "There is no air on the moon, I am used to living there, morning and evening in a vacuum environment to hold my breath, over the years, I will not breathe at all, so I will not choke." By the way, my fat bunny is the same. ”
Townwend: "......"
Well, what else is there to say? Townsend felt that this nameless world was too unreasonable.
Such a delicate girl, she is not afraid of choking, but she can't bear it, Tang Sen coughed violently twice, looking very uncomfortable.
Chang'e's face suddenly turned slightly red: "Mr. Tang, I think you need artificial respiration." ”
Townwend: "......"
"So...... I volunteered. Chang'e stretched out her small mouth and "exhaled" at Tang Sen's mouth.
"I'll rub, don't take advantage of me at this time...... Tang Sen hurriedly reached out to support Chang'e's forehead and propped her face away from the front.
"Mr. Tang, poor breathing is a death, don't be shy, artificial respiration is very sacred, and there is absolutely no intention to take advantage of you. "Chang'e said it as if it were true, but it is obvious that artificial respiration is fake, and taking advantage of it is true.
As the old saying goes: Sima Zhao's heart is known to passers-by.
Today there are clouds: Chang'e's heart is known to book friends.
How could Townsend not see it.
In the past, when he was studying at Imperial Capital University, Tang Sen was often taken advantage of by the girls, and when he was eating in the cafeteria, he didn't know how many times he had been rubbed by girls. How could this little trick fool him?
"I don't need artificial respiration, it's not that ...... yet" Tang Sen suddenly remembered, just now he was holding Chang'e because he was afraid that she would be burned to death by the fireball, but now there is no fire and only smoke, why do you still hold her? Quickly threw her to the side, and Chang'e flew up by herself. said resentfully: "What, I don't even want to hug people." ”
Tang Sen pointed to the sun in the sky: "Qingtian and white day, you haven't returned to the Moon Palace, what are you still messing with in the nether realm?"
"Huh?" Chang'e pretended to be panicked and cried out: "It's dawn, it's time for me to sleep, Mr. Tang, please hug me again, I'll sleep in your arms." ”
Townwend: "......"
There is no reason to talk to this nameless woman, Tang Sen flew towards the hotel quickly, chasing Fairy Chang'e and Fat Rabbit behind: "Mr. Tang and wait." Don't leave people alone. ”
followed by Sai Tai Sui: "Stop, let me kill you villain......"
Finally, he finally returned to the front of the hotel, Tang Sen lowered his flying sword, put his feet on the ground, and ran towards the hotel, turning back and shouting as he ran: "Miss Sai, you wait." I'll call a few friends out and explain to you slowly. ”
"Yo, you're going to call someone to beat me, right?" Sai Tai Sui is not stupid. She snorted: "I have a bell in my hand, and I am not afraid of any more people you come, so what can I do if you call someone? She was really not afraid, standing at the door of the hotel, her hands on her waist, and her golden clothes shining. I'm really standing here waiting.
Tang Sen wanted to hurry up and call Sun Wukong and them, and buried his head in the hotel, but he didn't expect that before he stepped in, he saw Sha Wujing rushing out of the hotel.
"Huh? Why are you so present today?"
Sha Wujing didn't have time to answer him, she just ran, and ran past Tang Sen in a flash, and then ran past Sai Tai Sui, which is strange to say, the moment she ran to Sai Tai Sui's side, suddenly her sense of existence disappeared and disappeared without a trace.
In fact, the reason why she disappeared was that the time for the medicinal effect of "I can't smell the stinky pill" was up, but no one knew, so Tang Sen and Sai Tai Sui just saw her running over like this, and then suddenly disappeared, as if her existence had never existed.
"Huh, I just saw someone running over here, but it disappeared in an instant, and then I can't remember who ran by?" Tang Senqi said, "Why is that?"
Sai Tai Sui also felt strange: "Obviously, I saw a woman running over just now, but suddenly disappeared, and then, I felt as if a woman had never run over, as if something had never happened, why is this?"
The two of them were still unclear about the situation, and suddenly a large group of men rushed out from behind, led by a cleaner, and shouted: "Where are the female hooligans?
The men who followed behind shouted in unison: "Female hooligan, come and play hooligan on me......"
Such a large group of men poured out in the dark, which scared Sai Tai Sui. She raised her eyebrows and stretched out her hand to Tang Sen: "Hey, you villain, are these men the helpers you called? ”
"No, these guys aren't my helpers. Townsend shook his head.
"Without further ado, this girl will clean them all up. Sai Tai Sui rolled up his sleeves...... Oh, no, she's wearing short sleeves now (her dress was written in the previous chapter), and she's just doing the gesture of pulling up her sleeves to hit someone, but she doesn't have any sleeves to pull up.
This group of men is actually in a daze, they were chasing the female hooligan just now, but just chased to the door of the hotel, the female hooligan's sense of existence suddenly disappeared, after this group of people for a while, they always felt that something was wrong: "Huh? We seem to be chasing female hooligans, right? But where is the female hooligan?"
They looked left and right, and suddenly, someone shouted at Sai Tai Sui: "This woman is rolling up her sleeves, a picture of wanting to do something to us, could it be that she is the female hooligan we are chasing?"
"Chances are, she's rolling up her sleeves and going to play hooligan on us. ”
The men are overjoyed, it turns out to be such a gorgeous female hooligan, it's so cool, begging for bullying, begging for ****, begging to be eighteen-like...... How rascalous you are, let's see what a rascal.
The men pounced on Sai Tai Sui......
Sai Tai Sui snorted coldly, picked up the bell, this time the way to shake it was different, she shook it three times in a row, only to see a divine wind suddenly arise in the bell, and in an instant, the sand and rocks flew between the heavens and the earth, and it was all blank yellow sand.
The yellow sand was like a sandstorm in the desert, rolling madly, and the group of men didn't even snort, they were buried in the vast yellow sand to their necks, and only their heads were still outside the sand.
I saw that the front of the hotel had turned into a sandy field, and there were many heads and melon seeds standing on the sand, and the scene was very joyful.
Sai Tai Sui walked into the sand with proud steps, walking among the heads of a bunch of men, her steps looked very elegant, she glanced at the group of fools with disdainful eyes, and sneered: "You helpers are really vulnerable. ”
"So I said, these guys aren't my helpers. Townsend couldn't laugh or cry.
Sai Tai Sui was about to kick a man's head and knock him unconscious, when she suddenly found that the man was obviously buried in the sand, but there was no fear on his face, but a lewd look, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling.
"I'm dizzy, why is this man's expression like this?"
I only heard the man's mouth drooling and said: "Wow, the tall and glamorous big beauty hooligan, burying us in the sand and playing hooligan, people are looking forward to it, what kind of obscene moves are you going to use against me? It's so cool...... Ravage me, bully me......"
Sai Tai Sui was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground: "What is this person talking nonsense?"
Treadham Khan: "It doesn't seem like a nice word. ”
"Dirty, shameless, you're just as nasty as your helpers. Sai Tai Sui said indignantly.
"No, no, I said that these guys are not my helpers, their obscenity has nothing to do with me, I am not a nasty person at all. "Townsend is serious.
"Beautiful rascal, come and bully me...... "A man's head cried.
"Please step on my face with bare feet......"
"Kick me in the head......"
"I don't mind if you pee on my face......"
This group of men are all perverts, maybe the Zhu Zi people have been suppressed for too long, and once they broke out, they lost their face completely.
Sai Tai Sui was frightened half to death by these obscene and shameless words, and was at a loss for a while, changing to a vicious monster, I was afraid that she would immediately take the lives of these shameless people, but she was not a murderous bad monster, her master had been taking her to do all the good things since tens of thousands of years ago, and her ears and eyes were touched, making her heart and intestines also very good, and it was impossible to kill people at will.
Being slandered like this, Sai Taisui only felt that she couldn't bear it, she screamed, turned around and ran, and said angrily as she ran: "The surname Tang, you wait for me, this time you are amazing, this girl can't stand the nonsense of these people, this time I am defeated." Next time, next time this girl must be good-looking, don't run away, I will come to this hotel to find you. ”
Tang Sen couldn't cry or laugh: Nima, can you retreat from the enemy in this way?
The original intention was to find Sun Wukong and them to help deal with the female monsters, but I didn't expect that before Sun Wukong was dispatched, the effect of retreating from the enemy had already been achieved by relying on these messy guys, and I really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Sai Tai Sui had already run out of sight, but Tang Sen returned to the hotel, took a wooden hammer out, walked to the sand, and hit a man who was swearing dirt on the head: "I told you to play hooligan on my sister." ”
It wasn't enough to stun one, Tang Sen took a hammer and hit it all the way like a whack-a-mole, and after a while, the heads and melons on the sand fell down softly.
"Then again, can anyone tell me what's going on with these men?" said Townsend with a long sigh as he looked up to the sky.
Sha Wujing stood beside him and tried to explain, "They're chasing me, I just broke into the men's bathhouse by mistake...... was treated as a female hooligan...... "It's a pity that no matter how Sha Wujing explains, Tang Sen can't hear it at all." (To be continued.) )