Chapter 165: Becoming a Eunuch
At this time, Junbao had a severe stomachache, weak limbs, and no energy. [Ran^Text^Library] [ ] Known as Xiao Xuan and Xiao Mi, the usage of Faso is firmly tied, damn, it's still exposed, and it doesn't use Faso to deal with mortals, so vicious women!
The man surnamed Su paced over with great interest, "Huo Richeng, it's time to tell the truth, right? You can't say that you are an orphan, that would be unbelievable." "Damn, the boat capsized in the gutter, this good student surnamed Su was treacherous, and he quietly let Lao Tzu fall for the trick, too passive.
"Su Niangniang, Xiao Ke passed by unintentionally, he was forcibly pulled, and he really had no other intentions. Junbao hurriedly begged for mercy, this is indeed a fact, and it can be investigated.
"I know this, it's just that you are a monk, and you don't look very old, but this aura is indeed unique, and it is pleasant to smell, tell me your true identity, and let this palace see if you are an enemy of the Xue family." The surnamed Su squatted down, his fingers holding Junbao's chin, extremely frivolous.
The present world retribution, Lao Tzu picked Long Jingyan's chin, isn't this picked by this crazy woman, the retribution is not happy! Junbao has a stomachache, this is never before, the head is not very bright, and the twisted lie is not very realistic.
"I can't say my real name because I can't explain what it's all about. "Junbao is still trying to delay time to see if he can recover some mana, and at that time, he will break out of the palace even if he is desperately exposed.
"Don't you want to delay time, hurry up and explain honestly, this is the ghost fire pill that the mother matches, don't think about having strength for ten days and a half months. Xiao Mi kicked Junbao, and kicked Junbao several times before stopping, damn, I didn't offend you, you kicked so hard!
"Okay, I'll be honest, but I can't stand it if I can stop the pain first. "It's really painful, and it's extremely difficult to speak," you say your real name first, and then I'll give you the pain when I say it." Xiao Xuan sang with a white face, holding a pill in his hand, and dangled around Junbao's mouth.
"My name is Zhang Junbao, and I am from Tong'anmen. After taking a certain medicinal herb by mistake, he became this ghost. Tong'anmen is the largest Lian Dan sect in the Qingling Continent, presumably they have to give some face, these women don't look as beautiful as flowers, but this scheming snake and scorpion, if they don't give them the benefits they can see, they will not let go of themselves, and killing people is the only choice.
"You said your name is Zhang Junbao, I laughed to death, I watched it on the spot when I practiced the Dan Competition, that person looks completely different from you, and his cultivation is also taller than you, you said can you make up another name, so we can't find it, that's like a word." Xiao Mi kicked again, kicking Junbao back to his original place.
"Didn't I take the medicinal herbs by mistake? It has caused my body shape to change greatly, and my cultivation has dropped greatly, and it is normal for you to not be able to tell the difference. "Gritting his teeth to stop the pain, talking word by word, the pain is so painful that the sweat comes out, this ghost fire pill is too domineering.
"Xiao Mi, don't kick him, let's clean him up, it's fun to have a monk as a eunuch. Xiao Xuan, who sang with a white face, stopped singing with a white face, and picked up the short knife to cut off Junbao's ill-fitting robe.
The big stone of the white flower has indeed shrunk a lot at this moment due to excessive panic, and the eyes of the three girls are all bright. "This kid has material, it's so big and long!" The two women's eyes were shining, and they couldn't do it for a while. Gui is the queen's wife, with a charming smile in her eyes, "Xiao Mi, Xiao Xuan, this kid will be given to you to use, be careful not to play to death at once, this palace still wants to taste two bites!"
The two women laughed in response, lifted Junbao up, and went straight to the backyard. At this moment, Junbao has fallen into the hands of the enemy, and he is still in such a way, this anger, it can be said that he is angry! These three masters and servants are simply devils, is it possible that my great cause of cultivating the truth will disappear, no, this is absolutely not good.
Carried to a lawn in the back garden, the treasure was thrown to the ground, and there were fences surrounded by white flowers and insects and lemon balm grass on all sides, and there were red leaves and barberry on the outside, and the outside could not see the inside, which was suitable for them to commit violence.
The two women looked at the prey, and it was half polite. "Huo Richeng, you listen well, clean yourself for you, and the two of us will do it for you personally, this is your blessing, and you will serve our two sisters wholeheartedly in the future. Xiao Mi grabbed the dust handle with his hand and pulled it to the end, Xiao Xuan raised the short knife and was about to slash!
"Don't, what I'm saying is all the truth, if I purify my body and make my skills greatly reduced, I won't be able to serve the two fairy girls wholeheartedly. I can practice Dan, whatever you want, I can practice. But don't purify yourself, for your loss will be great. "At this point, there is really no way to do anything but tell the secret.
"Haha, do you still want to be deceived at this time? I think it's better to be a monk and eunuch, which saves you a lot of trouble. Don't worry, it's not the first time I've cleansed the monks, soon, not yet. Xiao Xuan's short knife had already been cut down, and it was close at hand, Junbao screamed and fainted!
Later, you woke up, the bottom was still there, Junbao shed tears aggrievedly, hateful female devil, once Lao Tzu recovers his combat strength, he will never let you have a good time. Tears wet his eyes, but there was a silver bell-like laugh in his ears, "Haha, it's funny, I'm scared to faint,*, you're really clever at this trick." The two female devils looked at themselves condescendingly, "Get up, don't pretend to be dead, and come with us to see Niangniang." Xiao Mi threw himself a piece of clothing, told Junbao to put it on, and returned to the courtyard just now.
The surnamed Su has already put on the banquet and sat on the side waiting for Junbao, what is this going on? Junbao, who was in shock, stood still and didn't dare to speak, "Zhang Danshi, please take a seat, I had to make a little trick before, I was offended, and I ask Zhang Danshi to understand." This surnamed Su stood up, looked polite, and looked dignified, where is there still half a point of coquettishness?
"Su Niangniang, I don't know, why are you sure that I am telling the truth?" Yes, compared with the appearance of Dan Dao Da Competition, the difference is more than 108,000 miles? Why did she conclude that I was Zhang Junbao just by listening to my unilateral speech?
"This is very easy to do, when Zhang Danshi recognizes the medicinal materials, won't it be clear at a glance? The first place in the Dan Dao Competition will not be wasted, right?" The surnamed Su smiled slightly and said the simplest solution. Yes, why is Lao Tzu so stupid, why can't he think of this trick?
With a wave of his hand, on another table covered with white cloth, more than a dozen well-made brocade boxes were lined up. "Please ask Master Zhang Danshi to verify the medicinal materials. "The surname Su has been prepared, it should be that as soon as Lao Tzu said his real name, she actually believed it, and what she did later, I am afraid that she will test her character.
Although the medicinal materials in this brocade box are precious, but for Junbao, it is very ordinary, after opening, when you look at it and smell it, you will say the product name, year, and medicinal effect, such as a number of treasures, "pop", the surname Su clapped his hands, "Okay, Zhang Danshi, you are a master of Liandan, and your name is well deserved." I, Su Wanyu, took it. Xiao Mi, Xiao Xuan, you still don't ask Zhang Danshi for guilt?"
Xiao Xuan poured sake for Junbao, and the two girls drank it first, and knelt down together to plead guilty. What else can I say, I stretched out my hand and didn't hit the smiling person, but I was humiliated by false castration, and I still couldn't bear this tone, "Su Niangniang, forget it, they are also adhering to your will, there is nothing to say, but this is too realistic, and it scares me lightly." Junbao, who touched his chest, was still afraid.
Su Wanyu poured wine for Junbao personally, "Master Zhang, the effect of the ghost fire pill will take three days to be eliminated, during this period, your true qi can't be raised, and you are like a mortal, please forgive me." The little girl is uninvited, and she also asks Zhang Danshi to help, please be sure not to refuse. In this chance to meet Zhang Danshi, the palace can be expected to be a big event, and it is really the favor of the heavens!" "Deeply give ten thousand blessings, offer a corner of sake, this is a very high etiquette of hospitality, Junbao can not not accept it, people under the eaves, how can you not bow your head, she is forced by soft and hard, if you don't obey, then it is really possible to be a eunuch."
Su Wanyu understood that this was a forced request, not Zhang Junbao's willingness, and threw out the conditions, "This palace will not ask Zhang Danshi to contribute in vain, after the matter is completed, there will be a good reward." Sparrow's tongue daffodils, purple ruyi grass, calendula silver sitting on large-leaved chrysanthemum, I think you need Zhang Danshi very much, just take it as a reward, I don't know if Zhang Danshi can you be satisfied?" These three are the three most precious things in the brocade box, and the others are slightly worse than it.
"I don't know what Su Niangniang needs to do? "I can't easily agree to her conditions, such a valuable compensation, the things will never be small, and the stakes will never be light.
"It's not appropriate to say this matter at the moment, the palace will say it when the time comes, but first you have to wronged Zhang Danshi to be a eunuch in the palace, in order to hide people's eyes and ears, you are free in the palace, but this palace hopes that Zhang Danshi you still try not to see outsiders, especially the monks of Shang Jintang, so as not to be noticed by them. Su Wanyu didn't say anything, but left himself in the palace, and asked his family to guard against the monks of Shang Jintang, did Shang Jintang want to coax inside?
The rest of the time is to drink, and sure enough, this ghost fire pill can only make himself lose his cultivation for three days, which is just a disease of ringworm scabies, and the wine he drank just now is indeed added with the chronic poison pill red-eyed toad skin pill, no wonder it is served with sake, so that its pill effect can be fully exerted, this is the trouble of the henchmen, Junbao heard Su Wanyu say that the poison pill was added to the toast just now, and laughed, "Su Niangniang, is this your sincerity of cooperation?" , first use the Ghost Fire Pill to make yourself lose your resistance, determine your true identity, and then use the red-eyed toad Pidan to cage yourself, it is simply impossible to prevent it, and it is impossible to prevent it.
"Zhang Danshi, it's not that this palace doesn't believe you, but this matter is very important, otherwise, this palace is really uneasy. The antidote is in the hands of the palace, and before the big thing is done, the palace will be offered with both hands. Thinking of this, I thought of the three-tongued iguana, the ten-year appointment had already passed, I didn't have anything to do, and I also fulfilled my promise and became a genuine Void Pill, did Shen Yijuan also fulfill my promise?
"Zhang Danshi, this palace also knows that this is difficult for a strong man, but there is no good way, when I meet you, it is the will of God, please be sure to help this palace, those compensation is indeed less, but this palace can only take these, if it is too little, you open your mouth and say that it is, this palace has it, and it must be offered." Su Wanyu was anxious, and then increased the chips, she thought that Junbao must be dissatisfied after eating the poison pill, and she had the idea of not working hard, and there may be variables when the plan is implemented. A pair of * is also shaking intentionally or unintentionally, eye-catching!
Damn, even the seduction is used, looking at her dignified appearance, she really has the demeanor of a mother's demeanor in the world, and it is true that the "teenager" who met for the first time used this trick to make a woman's natural capital, it can be seen that she is indeed forced to be helpless, and you can also think that this matter has a lot to do!
I have to go back and see if I can scrap this red-eyed toad Pidan, and I have it in my body, which always makes people feel uneasy. "Su Niangniang, things have come to this point, does Xiao Ke have a second choice? It's just that this reward is a little less, there are spirit stones and flowers, not without a small supplement, and it would be better if there were high-grade spirit stones. "Bargain on the ground, depending on her return price.
"Master Zhang, there are only some medium-grade spirit stones here in this palace, if you don't dislike it, can you use it?" Su Wanyu didn't think about it, so she agreed. Jun Bao asked, "You monks don't practice in the hall and go to secular countries to become kings and queens, aren't you doing what only monks of the Three Qi Stages do?"
This topic seems to be on the point, Su Wanyu sighed, and said the reason for the last resort, it turns out that this Xue hall master has fifteen children, this Xue Yuanping is his youngest thirteen sons, the previous hall master valued Yuan Zhen, there is a meaning of passing on his mantle, but Yuan Zhen died on an errand, and the remaining sons all have the intention of fighting for the mantle, her husband Xue Yuanping is to get the attention of his father, regardless of the cultivation, do not listen to the words of his master Elder Du, and mainly attack the most difficult Fengyun Illusion Array, as a result, he went mad, and the true spirit was out of his body, not only his cultivation declined, but his mind also changed greatly, and he became a madman!
In this way, he can't practice in the hall, and although Su Wanyu, who is his wife, is building a foundation, she has to give up her practice and accompany her husband here for the rest of his life. Junbao's heart is tight, this woman is afraid that she will attack her husband and become a widow and marry a second time, right?
Su Wanyu seemed to guess what Jun Baozhi thought, "Zhang Danshi, this palace has no intention of harming her husband, please rest assured of this, but there is another important thing to ask for." Junbao smiled embarrassedly, his own thoughts, it is estimated that most people's thoughts, you hide from your husband, spend so much effort, is it not a murder of your husband, can there be anything else?
After this meal, even if Junbao takes office, his position is the glorious deputy envoy of Canfangyuan, and his job is to draft Yizhi, this work is important if it is important, and it is easy to say that it is easy, anyway, it is an external identity, as for the matter of purification, of course, he will not take it seriously, he only said that his words offended Xiaoxuan, and he was purified by his own hands, oh, these two female envoys are called Wu Xinxuan and Guo Zimi, and they are people that Su Wanyu can absolutely trust.
When he became a eunuch, that is, a eunuch, Junbao immediately thought of the fake eunuchs in the harem, what kind of affair could happen? Although there were many palace maids, they were all mortals, and that could not be considered. And this Xiao Xuan and Xiao Mi, they threatened themselves with knives and scared themselves half to death, their crimes are not small, and it is unreasonable not to retaliate.
Turning his gaze to the two women, he aimed at their lower bodies, daring to use castration to scare Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will use claustrophobia to scare you, just verbally apologize, it is difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart, the eyes are like blazing, and the two women are scared to retreat again and again, just now Zhang Danshi was really offended, and it is strange that he does not retaliate.
Su Wanyu saw Junbao's expression and knew that he was not angry, "Zhang Danshi, don't blame the two of them, everything is from my idea, and I will definitely give you an explanation." Xiao Xuan, Xiao Mi, you lead Zhang Danshi down to rest, the palace is a little tired. ”
Su Wanyu said this, she couldn't help but buy face, and went to the eunuch's room with the two daughters to rest without mentioning it.