The first one four cute, two dozen white bone spirits
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Tang Sen is usually unmoved by beauty, even if it is Zhang Duxue's pride in the heavenly court of the world, the level of the country and the city of the Three Realms, or the fairy Chang'e who does not eat the immortal fire of the world, Tang Sen can also kick them away with a black face.
But......
Once he faced the otaku, his mentality of stopping the water was completely ruined.
Tang Sen smiled and said: "The otaku girl is the cutest woman in the world, not to mention the eldest lady in the otaku three thousand courtyards, of course I am willing to squeeze a bed." β
"Really?" Bai Ruoling was so happy that her liver jumped wildly.
Zhu Bajie snorted and whispered beside her: "It's obviously a monster, you go and sleep with her, you don't know how to die if you are eaten by someone in the middle of the night." β
However, before Tang Sen's words were finished, he suddenly paused and added, "If you are really the eldest lady of the Three Thousand Courtyards!"
Bai Ruoling was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Tang really likes to joke, of course I am the Three Thousand Yuan Nagi." β
Tang Sen shook his head and said, "You're not!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Bajie immediately laughed: "It turns out that you are not so stupid, this woman is full of flaws all over her body, how can there be such a house in the deep mountains and mountains? There are also TVs and game consoles, these things can't be used without electricity...... It's clearly a monster!"
Bai Ruoling sweated profusely, she realized that she was a stupid woman, and she actually left such a big flaw.
Tang Sen suddenly said: "I don't think your analysis is correct! Why can't you build a house in the mountains? If you have a will, you can do everything, as long as you want to live in the mountains, you can build a house in the mountains, and this is not a problem at all." As for the electricity consumption of TVs and game consoles, it is enough to use a rooftop household photovoltaic solar power generation system...... The cost is only 20,000 yuan, and ordinary families can afford it, not to mention that the eldest lady of the 30000 courtyard is a rich person. β
Zhu Bajie and Bai Ruoling's mouths opened wide at the same time, Nima, what is a "rooftop household photovoltaic solar power generation system". Where did you come up with this non-famous technical vocabulary?
Tang Sen said solemnly: "My method of judging that she is a fake is more accurate, irrefutable, and incomparably huge." More conclusive evidence. β
Hearing him say this, Zhu Bajie and Bai Ruoling couldn't help but be interested, and both of them moved forward a little closer, and said strangely: "What kind of evidence is it?"
Tang Sen said seriously: "Don't you know? The cooking skills of the three thousand courtyard Nagi are very bad, and the food they make cannot be eaten at all. But you made such a delicious pot of mountain vegetable porridge. From this, it can be proved that you don't know anything about Sanzenin Nagi, only its form, but not its god...... You're not an otaku at all. β
"Oh my mom. Zhu Bajie fell to the ground, covering her face and rolling on the ground: "Your reason is the most unreliable, the ghost knows this kind of nameless setting." β
Bai Ruoling froze, the muscles on his face almost cramped, and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Tang, didn't you just say? But after a lot of hard work, I learned how to make porridge with wild vegetables, and that's no problem, right? It's much more reasonable than a rooftop household photovoltaic solar power system. β
"No, it doesn't make sense at all. Tang Sen snorted: "The character setting of the anime will never be shaken, if the first episode is set to not be able to cook, then until the last episode, that character still can't cook, no matter how hard it tries to study, it will not succeed." If you're an otaku, you won't be unaware of such absolute laws. β
"Ahhhh Rolling all over the ground: "I don't usually watch anime, so the ghost knows this kind of nameless setting...... Otaku who love to watch this kind of anime are all neurotics. β
"Apologize to all the otaku in the world! Look, you finally admit it, you usually don't even watch anime, and you dare to pretend to be an otaku? put herself completely on the opposite side of the otaku. Tang Sen finally concluded: "Bai Ruoling, you have already goofed up, let's honestly realize the original form, I won't let you escape again today, return to the imperial capital for me obediently, don't let your parents worry anymore." β
"Hmph. Since you've seen through it, there's nothing to say. Bai Ruoling jumped up suddenly, and the disguise of the three thousand courtyard Nagi disappeared quickly, revealing her original form, still the pure and beautiful face, but the paranoia and enthusiasm in her eyes did not diminish at all: "Senior Tang Sen, since I can't deceive you, then I have to use it again." β
Tang Sen covered his face: No matter how you listen to this line, I think it should be said by a man to a woman, why did it turn around when it came to me?
Bai Ruoling stretched out his hand and twitched his chest, and the rib sword appeared in his hand. Then he drew left and right, and drew four in a row, so that they hovered beside him.
Tang Sen's eyes couldn't help but sweep to her chest, yesterday she was stunned by Tang Sen's palm because she pulled out twenty-four rib swords, causing the front chest of the white bone armor to open widely, and she would repeat the same mistake again today?
Bai Ruoling found that Tang Sen's eyes were locked on her chest, and she straightened her chest proudly, but her eyes swept over the huge breasts of Zhu Bajie next to her, and she quickly shrunk her chest, and said, "Senior Tang Sen, you don't have to look here, people can't fall twice in a pit, and I won't make the same mistake as yesterday today." β
She raised the white bone sword in her hand and said, "I won't draw out a large number of rib swords, but only draw out four swords at intervals, so that the armor on the front chest will only have four thin gaps, although these gaps cannot defend against sharp weapons such as flying swords, they can defend against fists and palm blows...... Senior Tang Sen, you should be reluctant to stab me in the chest with a sword and kill me, right......? These flaws can be said to be flawless. β
Huh, Tang Sen was slightly shocked in his heart, this woman is not stupid.
"Look at the sword!" Bai Ruoling snorted lightly, and the person followed the sword, and the two white bone swords in his left and right hands attacked at the same time, and at the same time, the two white bone swords suspended in the air also spun and flew up, circling behind Tang Sen.
Tang Sen pinched a sword trick in his right hand, and with a slight wave of it, the returning sword on his back flew out of its sheath, first in front of him, Zheng Zheng blocked the two swords in front of him, and then flew to the back, and blocked the two swords attacking from behind.
The four white bone swords faced one of Tang Sen's flying swords, whirling and staggering, so lively.
Tang Sen himself did not merge with the returning sword, he just used half of his attention to manipulate the flying sword, but the other half of his attention was on Bai Ruoling, only to see Bai Ruoling was attacked by the flying sword and tilted to the side, revealing a huge flaw on the left side of his body. Townsend snorted, strode forward, and punched her on the left side.
"Touch!" The fist hit the white bone armor, only to feel like hitting steel, extremely hard, his fist power could not penetrate the armor at all, but was bounced back, Bai Ruoling smiled gracefully: "Senior Tang Sen, it doesn't hurt if you hit me like this, it's better to cook rice with me obediently." β
Tang Sen frowned, and added a bit of divine power to his fist, he didn't dare to fight with divine power just now, for fear of shocking Bai Ruoling to death with one punch, but now that he has tried the defensive power of the white bone armor, it doesn't matter if he hits the key points.
Bai Ruoling has never learned swordsmanship, not even martial arts, she herself is just an ordinary woman, fighting with the ability of white bone armor, and her body is full of flaws. After a few moves, Tang Sen seized another opportunity, carried two points of divine power in his hand, and smashed a punch into her chest.
This punch was still tentative, and the divine power was not used much, Tang Sen was still very worried that the divine power had penetrated through the armor and shocked Bai Ruoling to death, so he was ready to retract his strength at any time when he made a move, but at the moment when his divine power hit the armor, he felt a strong demonic power coming from the armor, and actually attacked his heart along his fist......
This demonic force was very sharp, and the speed was fast, as soon as it entered Tang Sen's body, it immediately invaded rapidly, Tang Sen felt that his arm began to feel cold from his fingertips, and the cold air quickly descended along his arm, attacking his heart.
Tang Sen let out a loud shout, poured divine power into his arm, and threw it forward. The demonic power almost succeeded in invading, but fortunately, Tang Sen reacted in time and finally used his own divine power to force it out.
"What a sharp demonic force...... If this is in my heart, I will have to die. Tang Sen frowned deeply, this is a trap, yesterday Bai Ruoling was hit in the chest and fell unconscious, so he ...... The conspirator hiding behind her set a trap on the chest of the armor, and that person should know that he was reluctant to fight Bai Ruoling with all his might, so the divine power on his fist would be very weak, and it was easy to be taken advantage of, and in fact, he was really almost on the ground.
"Bai Ruoling, can you answer me a question?" Tang Sen said loudly while manipulating the flying sword to block Bai Ruoling's attack, "Who gave you this armor?"
"No one gave it to me, I picked it up. Bai Ruoling said with a smile: "God is destined to let us be together, so give me the power to push you back, this armor must have been sent by Cupid, the god of love." β
"It's nonsense. Townsend shouted, "Someone wants to harm me, so he gave you this armor and wanted to kill me with your hand." β
"How is that possible? The armor was picked up, and no one gave it to me. Bai Ruoling smiled: "And the person who uses the armor is me, I never thought of killing Senior Tang Sen, as long as I can subdue you...... You see, the two of us were originally a couple who loved each other, and fighting and killing hurt our feelings, so don't resist, wouldn't it be good if I married you obediently? I promise to teach each other husband and children, honor my in-laws, and serve you comfortably. β
Tang Sen said angrily: "How can a girl say such a thing, reserved, where is reserved?"
"Don't be reserved!" Bai Ruoling said loudly: "Even if you don't want this face, I will be your wife no matter what." β
Talking about the word reserved with the girl with the sick and delicate attributes, Tang Sen also felt that he was too boring, Bai Ruoling's bone sword was stabbed in the chest, and the tip of the sword was cold, but there was no fierce light in her eyes...... Obviously, she had never intended to kill Towne, but the armor on her body was acting on the will of another person. (To be continued.) )