The second eighty-one cute, fake marriage

Update at 8 p.m.

"This is the first set of CCTV news broadcasts in Xiliang Women's Country, this station received news this morning, Her Majesty the Queen has finally waited for a beautiful marriage of his own, a handsome and handsome man will become Her Majesty's husband, now this station will show the photos of this handsome guy......"

A picture of Townsend appeared on TV, well, a mummy!

The reporter pointed to the photo of the mummy without restraint and said: "Do you think he is handsome? Please pick up your mobile phone, edit the text message and send it to XXXXX, we will draw out enthusiastic audiences and give away a book compiled based on Mr. Mummy's own experience, "What kind of woman do Tang Dynasty men like". ”

Boom! The whole country exploded!

"Report to the director, the ratings have broken 99.9%"

"The director of the report, the text messages sent by the enthusiastic audience have exploded...... All say that Mr. Mummy is handsome. ”

"The director of the station, the entrance of the TV station is crowded with viewers, asking us to provide not only photos, but also vivid videos......"

"The director of the report, the book 'What kind of women do Datang men' like" sold 2 million copies in just half an hour after it was launched! Now bookstores around the country are out of stock and are asking for reprints. ”

The female director of the TV station was about to faint, and after a while, she picked up the inkstone on the table and smashed it at the subordinates who came to report: "Damn, how many books are sold is none of my business, that is the performance of the bookstore, and the old lady only listens to the relevant reports of the TV station." ”

Like the TV station, the palace of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom has also been watched by onlookers, and large groups of women wander outside the palace, wanting to take a look at Mr. Mummy, but they are told by the guards that Mr. Mu has not yet moved into the palace. Temporarily live in Yingyang Station.

So the women frantically flocked to the outside of Yingyang Station, which had been protected by the First Mobile Armored Division, and ordinary civilians could not enter at all, but a large number of unwilling women set up tents outside the barracks, waiting for the opportunity to see the man.

Townsend looked out of the window and could see the heads of people surging outside the barracks in the distance. The girls in this country are so enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that people feel a little scared, of course, Townsend is not afraid that they will hurt themselves, because they are so kind, they don't have the idea of hurting others at all. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to give them anything at all, and that he would hurt them.

The women reporters were allowed to make their way through the barso of soldiers to Townsend and the Queen. Dozens of microphones were placed in front of the queen: "Your Majesty, what do you like about Mr. Tang, and what factors made you decide to marry him?"

The queen's face was red: "I like his mannerisms, confident and calm attitude, kind and optimistic personality, healthy and even figure...... Of course, the most important thing is that I think he is so handsome. ”

Townsend tugged at the bandage wrapped around his head with his hand, puzzled, Nima. What's so handsome about this look?

The female reporters were very satisfied with the queen's reply, and handed the microphone to Tang Sen again: "Dear Mr. Tang. What do you like about the Queen?"

Townsend sweats,, I only met her yesterday, God knows what good she has, how can I like it? But in front of the camera, you can't say that. The most important purpose of this fake marriage is to lure out the female thief who kidnaps a man because of jealousy, and to make her jealous, of course, she must show affection......

Townsend is very good at giving good guy cards to girls, but it is the first time to show affection, which is also a challenge for him. All right. For the sake of justice, he had to act, and he put a hand around the queen's shoulder, so that the two of them looked very close, and said with a smile: "I like her gentleness." ”

"Ahhhh......h

The female reporter, who was still strong enough not to faint, struggled to hold the microphone and said with trembling arms: "Mr. Tang, is it really appropriate for you and the queen to be so affectionate in front of the public and let off flashbangs...... Injure...... I can't afford to hurt it...... Puff ......" The strong female reporter finally collapsed after stammering through the sentence.

"Single dog...... I can't stand it......" Even the female soldiers who were guarding next to them fell down.

Tang Sen was surprised: "What's the matter?

After he said this, he suddenly woke up, there are few men in this country at all, such actions as men and women hugging each other may be very common in other countries, and can only play the most basic effect of showing affection, but in this place of Xiliang Women's Country, in the face of countless women who have never seen men and women intimacy, it is simply terrifying lethality, which is undoubtedly equivalent to a nuclear bomb-level flash bomb...... How can the more than 20 million single dogs in the entire country be able to carry it?

When I turned around, I saw that even the queen was not carrying it, and the woman remained in a standing position, with a smile on her face, but in fact she was already standing in shock.

Townsend finally understood why the secretary of state's sister fainted as soon as she got into the bed last night, it turned out that there was still this reason.

Okay, showing affection must also be done in moderation, and you must not make such a move in this country again, Tang Sen quickly withdrew his hand and said with a dry smile: "Don't be like this, everyone, let's continue the live broadcast, well, continue the interview......"

also interviewed a fart, and the female reporters fell to the ground, all twitching gently, and they couldn't get up for a while.

Tang Sen shook the queen and shook her awake: "Hey, let's show off like this, it is estimated that the female thief has gone crazy with jealousy and hatred, I think I can almost stop it." ”

The queen's face was flushed, and she was already dying of happiness: "No, it's not enough...... If you think about it, that female monster can accurately find all the women who have husbands, which means that she has very powerful magical powers, and she has the means to grasp the real situation of all men, if it is not realistic to a certain extent, she will definitely be able to see that we are not married, and you have not become a married man, she will not take the bait. ”

"This ...... There is some truth to such an analysis. Townsend frowned.

The queen said: "So, it's not enough to say this to the media, you have to really carry out the wedding, broadcast it live across the country, and then enter the ...... Enter...... Enter the ......" she blushed and said for a long time, and finally held it back: "Enter the cave room ......" The three words came out, and the queen was at least five minutes off, until her brain was restarted, and then she continued: "In this way, you can deceive the female thief and let her be ambushed." ”

Tang Sen thought about it, the female monster's intelligence ability was strong, and it was not easy for him to get the spreadsheet of the abducted men, but the female monster could find all the men without that form, this is not a small skill, if she doesn't act seriously, maybe she really won't be fooled.

"Okay, it's up to you, but the marriage is fake, you must not fake it. Townsend said.

"Know......" The queen turned away, turned her back to Townsend and chuckled secretly, thinking: fake is fake, but I am the supreme ruler of this country, everything is up to me, and fake things can easily become real for me. She turned her head and put on a serious look on her face desperately: "Anyway, let's get a marriage certificate first." ”

"Do this too?" said Tang Sen with great surprise.

The queen said: "It is not ruled out that the female thief has an inside line in the Civil Affairs Bureau, and she must have a marriage certificate to deceive her." ”

Tang Sen said: "It's not good to do this." ”

The queen said: "It's okay, I'll ask the Civil Affairs Bureau to fake the registration and go back to cancel the marriage record." ”

Townsend always felt like he was on a thief ship: "Are you really going to write off?"

The queen said aggrievedly: "People are also the kings of a country, and there is no joke about you." ”

Tang Sen always felt that he was going to be fooled, but the kings of the people said that the king had no jokes, and it was impossible for him to retreat again, so he said: "Just do it." ”

The queen was overjoyed, and added in a voice that only she could hear: However, after marrying you, I will give you the throne, and I will not be a king, and all the things I have said before will not be counted at that time.

The marriage application was sent quickly, the queen signed it in a few seconds, and Townsend also filled in his identity information into the application form for the marriage certificate...... Quite complicated.

After completing the formalities, Tang Sen couldn't figure out how many forms he had filled out and signed many times.

Soon, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent a marriage certificate, and ordinary people registered their marriages, and the certificate had to be delayed for a day or two to get it, but the queen was a special person, and she wanted to get married, and the Civil Affairs Bureau of course operated at full efficiency, and the certificate was produced in less than half an hour.

Holding the red book of the marriage certificate, the queen showed a satisfied smile on her face, bowed to the sky, and said reverently: "Thank you for the kidnapper and female thief, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to get married, I swear that after I catch you, I will treat you to a good meal, and I will buy you whatever you want." Try to reduce your sentence and ask the prison guards to treat you well and give you the best treatment. ”

Tang Sen heard her muttering, but he couldn't hear what she was talking about, and said strangely: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing!" the queen smiled, "The first time I pulled the marriage certificate, I felt the novelty, so I said a few words to myself." Now it's time for the wedding ceremony...... I'll have someone make you a wedding dress, and I should be able to send it to you tonight." I'm going to try on the wedding dress now, tomorrow is a big day, and tonight I have to go to bed early and get a face mask. Take care of your skin, otherwise your face will be ugly tomorrow, and if you don't go on camera, you will be disappointed by the people across the country. ”

Tang Sen Khan, well, women are so virtuous: "Well, see you tomorrow, you should rest early." (To be continued......)