Let's allow the little monk to be hypocritical for a few words.

To tell the truth, "Liangcheng" is really not a cool article, there are no three wives and four concubines here, there is no left and right hug, there is no xxoo, there is no invincible in the world, here is just a martial arts bridge that draws on and pays tribute to all the predecessors, and is almost cruel to the rivers and lakes close to reality.

All the people in "Cool City" are imperfect, they have such and such physical diseases or mental illnesses, they all have a bunch of shortcomings and defects, they will panic, they will sway, they will be timid, they will not be confident, they will be hungry, there are no heroes in this, there is only one meaning of everyone's existence, that is, to survive;

The story of "Cool City" is unsatisfactory, even incomplete, and all the occurrences, developments and endings of the story are not beautiful and reunited, "Cool City" is not only unpleasant, but also will make you worry about it all the time. If "Cool City" makes you uncomfortable to read, then please forgive my little paranoia, if "Cool City" makes you unsatisfied, please also give me time to grow up with my "Cool City", thank you.

Okay, the little monk was a little excited, and the hypocrisy was over, so he turned on the comic mode.

Alas, since the first two volumes of Fan, the poor monk has been running more and more happily on the road of comics, and it is simply rolling The Yangtze River is passing away in the east and the west is gone, and it is tens of thousands of miles to borrow from the sky for 500 years, why not go back in style.

Well, the little monk forgot to take medicine before breakfast.

Let's talk about intellectuals today.

First of all, it is important to note that the poor monks have a lot of respect for intellectuals. But respect does not mean liking.

Back then, the poor monk would automatically enter a strange state as soon as he went to class, his limbs were weak, his head was swollen, he was drowsy, and he couldn't stop worrying, as if he was about to collapse the universe.

ps: The past is unbearable, young people must take the poor monk as a warning, respect the teacher, at the very least, and can't casually hit the headmaster with his fist, how much your hand hurts, there is no brick or stick in front of you......

Alas, when he was studying, the poor monk, like many young people, hoped that he would become a character like Luo Zhengxi, with a knife in his hand, wandering the rivers and lakes; he even imagined that he would become a cold northern city, with red sleeves and fragrance, unparalleled in the world; at least he would change it to Wen Seventeen, buy drunk on the street, and hide in the city. However, each of us is forced to give up everything and immerse ourselves in hard work, becoming or will become an intellectual.

Well, on the anniversary of the extermination of humanity when the poor monk was away from school for ten years, let's talk about the intellectuals in Liangcheng.

Let's take the three volumes that have been updated now, there are three representatives of intellectuals: Shu Ziti, Chu Yunmian, and Wen Liangyu.

What these three people have in common:

(1) Highly educated

(2) It's very girly

(3) Extreme greed for wealth

(4) King of soft rice

(5) They are quite handsome (but they have something to do with the poor monk wood, and the poor monk only likes his mother!)

(6) They are all scumbags

Reader's comment: Chu Yunmian > Shu is tired > Wen Liangyu

Poor monk's point of view: Chu Yunmian > Wen Liangyu > Shu is tired (Shu destroyed other people's families after all)

The following is a detailed analysis of the love triangle of Wen Liangyu in this volume

A large number of donors, especially female donors, were indignant at Wen Liangyu's betrayal of Ling Shuangshuang, and instead hooked up with Xi Xiaoying, and almost greeted Wen Liangyu's ancestors for eighteen generations.

The poor monk thinks that it is really bad for you to scold people like this, but you should hit him directly!

Ying'er is a gentle and obedient little lamb, and Frost is a calm and powerful foal. Obviously, Wen Liangyu is just a shepherd, not a horse trainer. Frostfrost, you are a good foal, don't go to your own trainer, what do you want to do with a shepherd?

Alas, dear frost, every foal, has its own trainer, be in a hurry, take your time......

Another point, the villains in Liangcheng are all handsome, and the more handsome they are, the worse they are, the worse they are! More importantly, these handsome and bad intellectuals will definitely not end well!

why?

After 25 years of self-study in the middle of the night, the poor monk came to a conclusion: "The poor monk has an unforgettable hatred for the handsome, handsome, amorous, and suave male prostitution!"

There is only one direct or indirect cause for this unhealthy psychological shadow of the little monk, and there can only be one:

- I'm an ugly bitch!

Therefore, the donors are very unfortunate to see the misfortune of the handsome pots in Liangcheng:

or be affectionate, such as Chu Yunmian;

If you are not affectionate, you will be disfigured, such as being tired of yourself;

If you are not disfigured, you will open your brain, such as Wen Liangyu......

Having said all this, the poor monk just wants to express two points: 1) I don't like handsome guys, and 2) I don't like intellectuals.

Liangcheng's pen is usually rough and grassroots, such as An Dongye and Luo Zhengxi, who are not good at reading.

Luo Zhengxi's martial arts may not be very high, but he is ruthless in the three words "don't die", and the moves are all in the same end. Yuan Thirteen buddies are enough, right? The hands are black enough, right? It's not that Luo Zhengxi was abolished in a fight, what does this mean? This objectively expounds to a certain extent that a wise saying popular in the circle of small gangsters in the Northeast is completely correct.

-- The soft ones are afraid of the hard, and the hard ones are afraid of dying!

wrote that Luo Zhengxi crawled back to the "Liangcheng Inn" with a broken arm and covered in blood...... The poor monk was really in tears, choked and unbearable, as if this hot-blooded rivers and lakes, iron-boned man, sword and sword, right in front of him, was still lying on the keyboard and crying for a while, sad and excited, trembling all over......

When I cried enough and wiped my tears, I found that the manuscript of nearly 10,000 words had forgotten to archive...... Immediately, all thoughts were lost, and I just felt that there was no hope in life. If it weren't for the fact that there were still fifty old mothers in the family, they would be knitting in the living room...... I really want to die. Grandmother's!

The poor monk also discovered one thing, no, two things-

Luo Zhengxi must have a crush on his wife Ling Shuangshuang!

Ling Shuangshuang must also secretly like Zhengxi Oba in her heart!

I'm sorry, the poor monk is too gossipy, as a monk with six pure roots, this really shouldn't be. However, people have seven emotions and six desires, and it is normal to have a crush, and the poor monk has been secretly in love with Teacher Han Hong for many years......

The people in the rivers and lakes of Liangcheng are actually very snobbish, when Luo Zhengxi is lonely and unknown, if he likes a wife, of course he will be drowned by the moral saliva of the White Lotus Virgins, and then this kid carp jumped the dragon gate, changed shotguns, and became the right-hand cadre of Cai Xiang, the prime minister of the Great Song Dynasty.

What people don't wish is that two people who like each other will accept each other, pass by, and forget each other...... What is this realm?

When it comes to falling in love, it's really a bull.

When the poor monk was a child, he read Jingu, and he had the impression that those heroes of the rivers and lakes did not have to work and had endless money, and there was always a large group of beautiful girls around them, with their nostrils facing the sky, and they could beat whoever they wanted; when I was a naïve young man who had to grow up, I had to admit that in fact, in real life, enmity and hatred were not so happy, and love was not so perfect; and most of the time, when I was wronged, I could not take revenge happily, but could only forget about obscenity.

As a young man with strong blood...... Monks can't be described by the word flesh and blood?...... Well, as a sassy and heroic monk, who doesn't want to have the momentum and pomp of a hero?

Of course, later the poor monk unfortunately discovered that he was not a hero, he was just a small ball! This habit of nostrils facing the sky was only used by masters to pretend to be forced, but if a small ball like me developed this bad habit, he would end up in the rivers and lakes, either being burped by a male pig's foot or being killed by a female pig's foot with a dart! Therefore, the poor monk has now developed a good habit of immediately scolding when he is wronged, and he will live peacefully and happily into the new century!

The poor monk wanted to write a different kind of rivers and lakes, a less perfect and realistic one that was very realistic.

Heroes are also hungry? Yes, heroes are also people, and they can also shit and fart and burp, so Luo Zhengxi is not a white cloth fluttering and cool to fly out, he is not so **, he is just a rural migrant worker who came out of the countryside and has to work hard for a meal;

Ling Shuangshuang also has to work day and night, working hard to make money and make a living, if she doesn't work for a day, she and the finished old man in his family may have no food. Therefore, Ling Shuangshuang's appearance is not a golden saddle horse, she is not so dazzling, she is just a Douhua girl who endures the hardships of life and hopes that her husband will get ahead.

The heroes of the rivers and lakes also have their own jobs, after all, they can't fill their bellies in the fight against violence; you haven't even solved your own food and clothing problems, and you're still chivalrous and righteous bullshit!

About the combat power level of the Liangcheng character (the data represents the person's ultimate combat power, or slightly changed):

Character combat power level (in order of appearance, including nomination): low level 100-390 (small balls, balls, large balls), intermediate 400-690 (quasi-masters, masters, super masters), advanced 700-1000 (grandmasters, gods and demons, supreme)

"Rouge Tears" volume

1, Ling Shuangshuang [Grandmaster level, combat power 780]: Douhua - two pennies a bowl -

2, Luo Zhengxi [Master level, combat power 550]: If I had two hands, I would be a grandmaster!

3, Shang Song and Dance [Super Master, Combat Power 680]: Please call me the red scarf.

4, Yuan 13 (Yuan 1, Yuan 2, Yuan 3, Yuan 4, Yuan 5, Yuan 6, Yuan 7, Yuan 8, Yuan 9, Yuan 10, Yuan 11, Yuan 12, Yuan 13) [quasi-master, combat power 470]: We are not fighting alone!

5, Xi Xiaoying [Grandmaster level, combat power 750]: Medicine jar + road blindness.

6, Wen Liangyu [spherical level, combat power 200]: I hate it when others hit me on the head.

7, Jiang Chop [Master level, combat power 510]: I never have to pay for my life when I kill, can I take it?

8, Cai Jing [God and Demon Level, Combat Power 890]: No. 2 Little Fire Purple, I'm optimistic about you!

9, Shangguan Chasing the Wind [Master, 550]: My mother blew up!

Liangcheng gossip 3rd:

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Wen Seventeen said: My alcohol consumption is okay.

Chu Yunmian said: My swordsmanship is okay.

Wen Liangyu said: My talent is okay.

Yuan Yi said: My knife technique ......

Luo Zhengxi said: Upstairs, let's compare?

》》》

Leng Beicheng said: My surname is cold, because I am cold.

Wen 17 said: My surname is Wen because I am very Wen.

Lei Splitting Water said: My surname is Lei, because I am very thunder.

Hua Qiancuo said: I'll go first, you talk slowly.

Cai Yaoyang said: Brother Hua, wait for the little brother.

》》》

Xi Hong said with tears: Cai Xiang is my benefactor.

Xi Qinggu said: Cai Xiang is my teacher.

An Tianming said: Cai Xiang is my boss.

Cai Yaoyang said: Cai Xiang is my great-uncle.

Ao Jintie said: Which turtle grandson is Cai Xiang you are talking about?

Cai Jing said: Upstairs, let your children be careful on the way from school!

At the end of this volume, I will preview, tomorrow's third girl in "Liangcheng", Leng Ruoya's "Seven Nights of Snow" will be officially uploaded, the same ill-fated girl, different twists and turns of the sadomasochistic story, please donors onlookers, handkerchiefs and tissues, please bring your own.