Chapter 585: Flirting with the Rabbit!
Chang'e is worthy of being the first beauty in myths and legends, holding the jade rabbit in her jade hand and touching the soft rabbit fur, as if she has touched the soft fur of the jade rabbit to make her more comfortable. At this time, she looked at Chen Feng's battle with Erlang God with a cold expression.
"Brother Erlang, I can see the demeanor today, little brother, I am very happy in my heart!, however, let's see the real chapter under our hands......" Chen Feng's arm rotated, his big hand shook, and his divine power was surging, Erlang God suddenly took a few steps on his thighs, and his face was slightly ugly.
"Who are you?...... Erlang God held the trident in his hand tightly, and looked at Chen Feng coldly, other gods of war did not have the position of the first god general of Erlang God to guard the Heavenly Palace, so he didn't dare to do anything on this hall.
Everyone was stunned, this kid was stunned like a hooligan, full of nonsense, and he actually had the strength to fight with Erlang God, which ...... That's an exaggeration!
"I am a member of the Heavenly Palace, I received a summons, came to see the Jade Emperor, and when I saw the singing and dancing, I was really amazed by the singing and dancing! I couldn't help it for a while, I just yelled, and I hoped to atone for my s......ins," Chen Feng gushed endlessly.
"Hahaha...... Good boy...... I didn't expect that after so many years, in the Heavenly Palace, there was finally a person who had the same appetite as my old grandson......" At this time, a voice came from in the main hall.
At this time, when everyone heard this voice, they were all shocked, and it was obvious that they were a little afraid of the owner of this voice. Erlang God's face also changed slightly. "Monkey head, come out for me, is the main hall a place for you to be presumptuous......"
At this time, on the golden carpet of the main hall, there was a humanoid the size of a palm, and he was holding a jade pot and drinking. "Two dogs...... I said that you always talk so unpleasantly, the seat of this hall, the old grandson still peed on it back then......"
To be able to say such a thing here shows that this man is indeed a remarkable person.
As soon as these words came out, the palm-sized figure slowly became a monkey wearing golden battle armor with a long hairy face.
Seeing this, Chen Feng finally couldn't help it again. I was surprised to see Chang'e's legendary first goddess with a red face before, but now I look at the appearance and dress of this monkey, as well as the old grandson, and now I can't help it even more. "Alas...... Brother Monkey...... Brother Monkey...... You're amazing...... Flip a heel bucket...... Lakh...... Eight Thousand Miles ......"
At this moment, Chen Feng actually yelled and sang. He still remembers that when he was in that world, he watched a very old cartoon, and the opening song in it was sung like this. Although Chen Feng's singing voice was a little worse, making all the gods of war and the women frown and block their ears, but he sang with great momentum and sang with great breath, how could this unpleasant voice be able to block his ears with his hands.
And the beautiful fairy Chang'e, who is like a hibiscus out of the water, although she didn't cover her ears, but the song was a little ugly, not only did she have to frown. For Chang'e, who can sing and dance, this is definitely a torture.
Originally, she already thought that there were no more people and things in this world that could move her, but today, this routine was broken by this stunned ruffian boy, which made her have an urge to scold.
"Good boy...... Sing well, ......" At this time, Sun Monkey's eyes lit up, this song clearly expressed his praise for him, the lyrics were well written, although the tone was a little worse, but the singing momentum made people's blood boil. And, a song, his ability, has been vividly expressed, this kid really knows everything about him, this is really a good guy!
Among the generals and beauties present, except for Sun Monkey, none of them felt that the song was good at all, and there was no feeling of surging blood, but there were bursts of nausea.
However, everyone thinks that this kid's ability to pat on the back is unparalleled in the world! Use songs to pat the fart, these gods of war are in high positions, and they have seen a lot of fart, this way of slapping the farts is the first time I have seen it, but the farts of the squatting Buddha of the monkey are right!
With Sun Monkey as a backer, in the future in the Little Heavenly God and Human Realm, it will not be sideways!
In fact, how do they know how loud the name Monkey King is in Chen Feng's world, and this Monkey King is also a story, which is also accompanied by the growth of many children. Although he Chen Feng did not have a normal childhood, he was also familiar with the story of Sun Wukong, and of course, with Wukong's courage and courage, it was also worth learning!
And it is normal for Chen Feng to see this monkey and sing songs that have seen animations!
"Boy, that's good, with my appetite, let's go, go drinking with Lao Sun, what's the point here?" Sun Monkey laughed, and patted Chen Feng on the shoulder with a volley.
"Brother Monkey, it's okay to drink, but you have to wait a while, when the time comes, go to the Jade Mother to steal a little Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid to taste, I have long heard of the Jade Mother's Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid is refreshing, and my mouth is fragrant, I have long wanted to drink it......" Chen Feng laughed, drinking with Sun Monkey, this is naturally a very good thing!
At this time, everyone was dark-faced, this stinky boy, how bold! He dared to say in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to steal the jade mother's elixir and jade liquid, the jade mother is here, she is really looking for death! Who is the jade mother! Not only is the Jade Emperor's wife, but her own strength is also boundless, almost not under the Jade Emperor.
Sun Monkey dared to say this, it was because he had strength and lawlessness, everyone knew that he was a crazy monkey. Unexpectedly, this kid turned out to be so crazy.
At this time, the jade mother sitting on the throne, surrounded by a yellow sè phoenix robe, this woman is also a peerless woman, although not as beautiful as Chang'e, beautiful to the heart of the heart, but that temperament and nobility are difficult to find in the world. At this time, after listening to Chen Feng's words, she didn't feel very angry, just a faint smile on her face, as if she was thoughtful!
"Bold...... Look for ...... death" At this time, the Erlang God Trident stabbed out again, and the divine power slashed and stabbed, and suddenly, the three moves combined attack was like a move, as fast as lightning.
The sound of "dang ......" sounded, and the sparks splashed everywhere, and at this time, Sun Monkey's golden hoop stick had already turned into a golden light and was sandwiched on the trident of Erlang God, and the power of the golden hoop stick had a tendency to overwhelm Erlang God.
"I said Ergouzi, you are endless...... This little friend has already left a hand for you, you won't be unable to see it!Xiaoyou has given you enough face, why are you still shameless......" Sun Monkey said unceremoniously, he could naturally see that Chen Feng had left his hand.
And dare to call Erlang God the second dog, only he Brother Monkey has this ability, if it were someone else, he would have already pulled out his skin, not that Erlang God didn't want to pull it out, but he didn't have that ability at all.
This monkey can't kill him, but he can't help this monkey! This monkey once had a tie with him, if it weren't for Taishang Laojun's Vajra Demon Circle, I'm afraid it would be difficult to defeat this monkey. Moreover, now that this monkey has become a fighting Buddha, his strength has been greatly improved! Perhaps, this monkey's strength is far above his Erlang Zhenjun!
"Dangdangdang...... Jingle ......" suddenly collided, sparks flew everywhere, and the divine power was turbulent. Erlang God and Sun Monkey are fighting fiercely, like old friends who haven't seen each other for a long time.
Seeing the two of them fighting in full swing, Chen Feng also had itchy hands, at the beginning, Brother Monkey could really hear the story when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but now when he saw the two fighting, he naturally wouldn't let it go.
"Two elder brothers, I'll join a ......" He thought this was a child playing at home!
Chen Feng flicked the trident with one hand, pulled out a thousand catties with one hand and pushed away the golden hoop stick, and added his fists and feet, and suddenly perfectly combined countless with the divine law, it can really be said that he killed ghosts, saw gods and destroyed gods, and subdued demons when encountering demons, and his strength was unmatched.
Everyone was dumbfounded and dumbfounded, this kid, wearing a seventh-order battle robe, was so strong that his strength was so strong!?
The battle robe is light and looks like battle armor, but the defense is not strong, and the mana is not strong, so it is rarely worn like this, or it is a pure battle armor and a real formation robe.
However, the lines of the battle robe are clear, they are domineering when worn on the body, and the person is also handsome, which is almost chicken ribs for cultivators. However, for Chen Feng, this robe is very liked.
Therefore, in the package, thousands of sets of battle robes were destroyed, and they were replaced with heavy battle armor, which looked like a robot, which did not have much effect on him.
"I said Xiaoyou, I'm helping you, why are you still working with me......" Sun Monkey waved the golden hoop stick and said to Chen Feng with some dissatisfaction, this is full of things, naturally fake.
"Brother Monkey, I've heard about your heroic deeds for a long time, and I have long wanted to learn from you, how can I miss this opportunity when I meet you today! After finishing the business in a while, I will go to Rulai, have a good deal with him, and export your bird anger for you, and then you have to lead the way......" Chen Feng said with an oath, his face was extremely excited.
With Monkey King, I believe it should be like this!
"Good...... Attaboy...... and my temper, after a while, let's just go to Rulai to settle accounts, with your skills, I think I can be stronger than my brother and I at the beginning, and I can take a few more palms of the Five Elements Mountain......" Sun Monkey chatted endlessly while seeing the move.
At this moment, with one hand and Sun Monkey withdrawing the move, and with the other hand against Erlang Zhenjun, it turned out to be a dead face that was not red and breathless, and the voice was like a Hong Zhong's chat, as if there was no.
At this time, above the main hall, everyone was in disbelief and turned their eyes on Chen Fengde, including Chang'e and Jade Mother, even the Jade Rabbit in Chang'e's arms stared at Chen Feng with wide round eyes without blinking.
There was only one voice in everyone's hearts, that is, this kid is too capable of fighting! At this moment, the top of the main hall has been cracked, and Chen Feng has risen up, and he didn't expect to destroy the main hall at all.
At this time, Chen Feng fought happily and fiercely, Sun Monkey fought happily, and became a fighting Buddha, it has been a long time since he fought with such an all-out effort, and he has not found such an opponent for a long time.
And Erlang Zhenjun is angry, these two guys, they take it as a late place, they don't take him, the general of the Heavenly Palace, in their eyes at all, how can he be a lot of anger, and he really can't help this kid.
"Enough, stop it for me......" At this time, the Jade Emperor was already speaking, he couldn't stand it anymore, here, it was like a big show, he, the Jade Emperor, was really faceless!
"Brother Monkey, it's ...... if someone stops" Chen Feng asked a little guaxisi, not enough to keep his hand.
"Cut, ignore him, Jade Emperor Lao'er, what does he do...... We continued...... "Where will Sun Monkey give face to the Jade Emperor."
"Oh......" Chen Feng replied stupidly, and as soon as he grabbed it in his hand, the wind was blowing, and suddenly the hall was almost overturned, but fortunately, everyone here was a master.
However, in the main hall, some of the dancing girls who accompanied the dancers had already retreated, and the divine power here was shaking, and they, the low-level gods, couldn't bear it.
And Chang'e, still standing there indifferently and motionless, looking at Chen Feng wielding thousands of qi knives, I don't know what she was thinking in her heart!?
"Chen Feng, are you a member of the Heavenly Palace, Chen Feng?......" At this time, there is no way to deal with this Sun Monkey Jade Emperor, and this kid should be the rumored newly rising powerhouse, and the realm has reached the seventh order. But seeing his strength, it was definitely more than the seventh order.
"Brother Monkey, wait a minute, we will go to Rulai to practice in a while, this little brother will do the right thing first......" After speaking, he flew into the middle of the main hall and stood with great momentum.
Listening to Chen Feng say this, looking for Rulai to practice, this kid's words are a little too ruthless! Moreover, it is too rampant, it is really beyond his strength!
Chen Feng turned his head to look at it, and saw that there was a slim fairy Chang'e standing beside him, and his face was happy. "Sister Chang'e, it's really as beautiful as the legend, I have to practice with Brother Houyi when I have time, you can't be angry......"
Chang'e's beautiful eyes moved, and she didn't understand what Chen Feng was talking about, he seemed to know himself?
Then he looked at the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms, and his eyes lit up. "Jade Rabbit ......" At this time, in the surprised eyes of all the gods of war and the Jade Emperor, he actually snatched the Jade Rabbit from Chang'e's arms, put his hands on it, and looked at the Jade Rabbit himself with his own face.
Chen Feng's empty-handed technique surprised Chang'e, she didn't feel it at all, the jade rabbit was taken away by him, he didn't say anything, but his face was a little colder. This person seems to be able to make himself angry, can he make himself emotionally fluctuating?
"Ahh......h......h Chirping...... The sound of squeak ......" comes.
"It's cute, come, big brother kiss it......" As he spoke, Chen Feng just pouted that stinky mouth, just to kiss the little mouth of the Jade Rabbit. All the generals felt ashamed, this kid was too good at making trouble! He dared to tease Chang'e in public, they naturally knew that Chen Feng had taken a fancy to Chang'e and wanted to tease Chang'e.
At this time, Sun Monkey was laughing. "Little friend, you really love to play more than my grandson...... Hee-hee-hee-hee...... It's funny......" said, spinning the golden hoop stick on one leg, grabbing the back of the head with one hand, and having the face of Lei Gong.
"Huh...... It's so annoying...... Sister, he bullied me......" The sweet and weak female voice, at this time, the jade rabbit actually made a girlish voice, and at this time, Chen Feng grabbed the armpit, it was actually a cute and innocent girl in the flower season, dressed in white, very cute, and Chen Feng's thumb was still pressed on her ...... Chest...... Above......
Chen Feng saw that his mouth was covered by a jade hand, and his hand was still ......
Shocked, he never thought that this Jade Rabbit would become Grén, when he was playing games, in the virtual game world, he was killing monsters while watching Journey to the West, this Jade Rabbit is completely different from those charming and charming actresses.
This jade rabbit is beautiful and refined, like a princess, which is completely different from his impression of watching TV series.
But this time, Chen Feng was in a hurry, his curiosity killed him, he would become a hooligan, and he actually staged a despicable thing of a hooligan attacking the chest of a "star".
His hands were trembling, his whole body was trembling, the kid was not lightly frightened! And his strength was strong, Jade Rabbit couldn't struggle at all, plus this shock, Jade Rabbit suddenly felt a strange feeling. "Ah......h "Rascal, let go......"
Chen Feng hurriedly let go of his hand, flicked it out like a missile, and raised his hands high, like a criminal. "I'm innocent, I didn't mean it......"
"Who believes you...... You're a hooligan, you're a big villain......" Seeing so many people here, Jade Rabbit felt that he didn't even have the heart to be a rabbit.
"I hate you......" After speaking, he blushed and ran towards the outside of the main hall.
"Hey, Sister Jade Rabbit, are you going to marry Tang Seng's Jade Rabbit......" Chen Feng felt a little guilty, but he still couldn't ask steadily, when he watched Journey to the West, the Jade Rabbit in it forced Tang Seng to marry him!
"Villain, you have to marry Tang Seng...... Your whole family is going to marry Tang Seng......" Yutu's angry voice came from outside the hall, the voice was as crisp as a copper bell, at this time she was also very shy, very angry, and her mouth was dirty, and when she was excited, she said avant-garde words. That's the power of chicken jelly! It can make the world fashionable and chicken-jelly.