619 Moe、Let you say it yourself
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Tang Sen said loudly: "The gods and Buddhas said that as long as Fengxian County handed over the Purple Illusion Ghost Heart to punish them, they would be relieved, and then immediately rain heavily on Fengxian County......" Speaking of this, Tang Sen stopped and smiled at the female bodhisattvas around him: "Girls, do you agree with my statement?"
A large group of female Bodhisattvas led by the Treasure Sandalwood Bodhisattva nodded together and said, "That's right, as long as we catch the Purple Illusion Ghost Heart and beat it violently, we will immediately agree to give Fengxian County rain." ”
Maitreya Buddha in the sky also spread his hands and said: "As long as the girls agree, there is nothing that I can't agree with as a man, and I think the Buddha will agree." ”
Tang Sen received the assurance of the gods and Buddhas, and turned to the residents of Fengxian County and said, "Everyone has heard it, right? ”
As soon as these words came out, Li Xiaohao felt bad. I saw that the eyes of countless county citizens were locked on him...... Not only him, but all the "cultural streams" of Fengxian County Publishing House have been targeted by the county residents.
Tang Sen added fuel to the fire at the right time and said: "The Fengxian County Publishing House shielded the Purple Phantom Youxin and refused to hand him over to the gods and Buddhas to punish the crime, and as a result, the gods and Buddhas put this crime on the heads of everyone in Fengxian County, so there was this great drought. Now, if everyone wants to find out the Purple Illusion Heart, they can only ask Li Xiaohao for the contact information of the Purple Illusion Heart, tsk...... I don't know if Mr. Li Xiaohao will let go, after all, Fengxian County Publishing House attaches great importance to protecting the author's personal privacy, maybe he won't say it if he dies. ”
This basin of oil was poured down, and Fengxian County suddenly exploded, and tens of thousands of county residents rushed towards Li Xiaohao.
Li Xiaohao immediately panicked and shouted: "What are you doing? What are you going to do......? I'm going to call the police......"
In this case, the police had a fart effect, and even the police mixed in the crowd and forced him to come over. There has been no rain for three years, and Fengxian County has been miserable, who can still care about reasoning with Li Xiaohao, and no one will give him the kind of cultural flow mang, countless county residents are staring at him with red eyes, and the more actionable county people have forced Li Xiaohao in front of him.
Someone said in a deep voice: "Editor-in-chief Li." Who is the Purple Phantom Heart? "This is more polite and reasonable.
Someone said in a loud voice: "Editor-in-Chief Li, don't shield the criminals, hurry up and hand over the Purple Illusion Ghost Heart to the state to deal with, otherwise how can you deal with the people." "This is for the officials.
Someone said coldly: "Editor-in-Chief Li, I advise you to honestly hand over the Purple Illusion Secret Heart, otherwise our Black Bamboo Gang will not be able to guarantee the safety of your whole family." "It's from the underworld.
Li Xiaohao suddenly sweated profusely: "Police, I need police protection." ”
A policeman immediately popped up, flicked his police hat and said, "The police are for the people, and now the people need the Purple Phantom Heart." If you hand over the Purple Illusion Heart, the police will protect you, and if you can't hand it over, the police will be on the side of the people. After saying that, the policeman also shook the baton when he shook his hand.
Li Xiaohao: "......"
The same is true of the other cultural streams of the publishing house, who are surrounded by the county residents in three layers and three layers outside, among which the female editors are okay, and the county residents are generally more polite to women. But the male editors are miserable, and some people have already done it. A kick was kicked in the stomach of a young editor: "Say, who is the Purple Phantom Heart and where does it live?"
"Don't hit me, I said it......" The young editor saw that the general trend was gone, and now he didn't tell the truth for fear of being trampled into pulp by the crowd, so he had to shout: "I said it." The Purple Phantom Heart is Editor-in-Chief Li himself...... Editor-in-Chief Li said that Purple Fantasy Ghost Heart was his pen name, so he asked the Finance Department to pay the manuscript fee to his own account. ”
"Wow!" the crowd roared.
Countless people looked at Li Xiaohao with angry eyes: "Okay, you kid, it turned out to be you." ”
"Beat him!"
"Shoot him!"
"Beat him to a pig's head!"
The crowd is surging, the power of the people is huge, and at this time Li Xiaohao already knew that he was going to be finished. If you don't tell the truth, you will be torn apart and eaten by the county citizens every minute.
He suddenly shouted, "I confessed...... I am infringing intellectual property rights...... The original author of this novel is the thirty-second father-in-law, and I copied his novel as it was, and fabricated the author of Purple Fantasy Ghost Heart, just to embezzle his manuscript fees...... The purple illusion is the thirty-two father-in-law, and the resentment has a head and a debt, please go to the thirty-two father-in-law to settle accounts, don't look for me......"
Speaking of this place, there is no need to say anything superfluous.
Tang Sen sighed lightly: "I'll just say it, and you will tell the truth yourself." ”
The female bodhisattvas blinked, looked at Li Xiaohao, and then at the thirty-two fathers-in-law, and then forced-on-the-thirty-two father-in-law violently: "That damn novel was written by you?"
Although the thirty-two father-in-law is extremely obscene, although he is extremely disgusting, there is a good thing, this person dares to do it. He actually patted his chest and said proudly: "That's right, it's a novel I wrote, if it's fake, it's produced by the thirty-second father-in-law, it's not a purple fantasy ghost, didn't I say it a long time ago?"
"Listen, listen, he admitted it himself. Li Xiaowu pointed at the thirty-two father-in-law and shouted: "If you want to beat him, go and beat him, don't come to me......"
The strange thing is that the people of Fengxian County did not beat the thirty-two fathers-in-law, but looked at Li Xiaohao with disdain......
Li Xiaohao looks a lot like a civilized person, however...... This man is rotten in his bones, and judging by the ridiculous way he shirks his responsibilities now, the county residents have put this person in the category of waste.
Thirty-two father-in-law looks a lot like garbage, however...... This person has backbone, at least he dares to stand up with his chest and say that it is his novel, just from this point, he is a lot taller than Li Xiaohao, at least recyclable garbage.
Tang Sen spread his hands and said with a smile: "There is justice in the world, this is true and does not deceive me, Li Xiaohao, since you have admitted to infringing intellectual copyright, please immediately compensate the loss of the thirty-two fathers-in-law...... What is the total cost of this book? ”
Before Li Xiaohao could speak, the financial girl of the publishing house shouted: "It's 25,374 yuan." ”
"I'm rubbing, so little?" Tang Sen was shocked: "Publishing a novel is only such a small manuscript fee? Culture is not worth much." ”
"I rub it, so much?" the thirty-second father-in-law was shocked: "How much instant noodles can I buy with this meow? ”
The gods and Buddhas of Mantian and the onlookers were also shocked: "I'm rubbing, how much loan shark have you borrowed?"
The thirty-second father-in-law said shyly: "I borrowed 500 yuan from a loan shark, and now the interest has become 5,000 yuan...... With this fee, I will be able to pay it back. ”
"Whoa!" everyone vomited blood collectively and borrowed 500 yuan from Nima's loan shark...... Is it necessary to borrow such a small amount of money from a loan shark? It is also strange that the interest has rolled to 5,000, which makes people feel miserable at all.
Li Xiaohao was already in a hurry to clear himself out of this matter at this time, so he quickly took out a bank card from his arms and threw it to the thirty-second father-in-law: "This is my card, the password is 123456, there are 30,000 yuan in it, all for you, you don't need to look for it, it can be regarded as compensation for your losses, so it's okay, right? In short, I won't carry the black pot that has caused Fengxian County to not rain for three years, you can carry it yourself." ”
The thirty-two father-in-law happily put away the bank card, and then put on a posture of "come and beat me", and smiled at the female bodhisattvas: "I carry this pot, everyone is angry, revenge, come to me...... I'm in charge of my novels. But...... Even if you beat me, I will continue to spoof in the next book, because spoofing is my life, my principle, and the driving force of my writing, and no one can shake it. ”
The image of the thirty-two father-in-law instantly became taller, and it was impossible to look at him directly, and the Bodhisattvas couldn't attack him for a while......
(The editor put on his fists: "Do you think that if you write yourself high, I won't dare to beat you? The thirty-second father-in-law was shocked: "The editor spares his life." ”)
The bodhisattvas thought about it seriously, and suddenly laughed together: "Forget it, don't bother to beat him, now that the matter has been figured out, our anger has almost disappeared, in fact...... The reason why we were angry at Fengxian County back then was also because we couldn't find out who this guy was in the purple illusion and ghost heart, you think about it, you were hacked, but you didn't even know who the person who hacked you was, isn't that very angry? It's like you're walking on the street, and suddenly a mouthful of phlegm spits down from the residential building next to you and spits it on the top of your head, and you look up and don't know who vomited, that's really angry, and you hate this whole building all your life. If you know who spit out, you will scold him and beat him a few times and then lose your anger. It's the same this time, the truth is revealed, but there is a sense of relief. ”
Tang Sen smiled: "It would be best if the bodhisattvas could think like this. ”
"Alright, alright, that's all for this time. The smiling Maitreya Buddha also came out to play a round: "Since the matter has been settled, I will take an idea on behalf of the Buddha to write off this matter, and in the future, all the gods and Buddhas will not come to Fengxian County to find trouble. ”
"Wow!" the people of Fengxian County were ecstatic.
As soon as Maitreya Buddha's golden mouth opened, this matter was finally settled, how could it not make people ecstatic?
"Let's go!" Maitreya Buddha waved his big sleeves and withdrew with the gold-robed Arhats in the sky, leaving only a group of female bodhisattvas around Tang Sen and refused to disperse. The Treasure Sandalwood Bodhisattva even took Tang Sen's hand and refused to let go, and insisted that he hand over his phone number......
The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals couldn't help but sweat profusely, especially the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals who knew that His Majesty the Jade Emperor liked Tang Sen, and they felt that Yali Mountain was big, and thought: His Majesty the Jade Emperor saw this group of female Bodhisattvas pestering Tang Sen namelessly, would he go crazy? )
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