Fifth, two, four, cute, and the reason for catching Lori
Updated at 8 a.m. –
Tang Sen saw that many pedestrians on the street came to look at his pedestrian, and hurriedly said: "This is on the street, it's inconvenient to talk, let's find a quiet place to talk." ”
The beautiful mother also knew that what she was going to say next involved going against the state authorities, so she hurriedly said, "My house is in that house over there...... Come to my house and talk about it. ”
followed the beautiful mother into her home, it was a very clean home, there was a black and white photo hanging on the wall of the living room, it was a young man, he looked a little handsome, but this photo should be a posthumous portrait......
Sure enough, the beautiful mother whispered: "That's the portrait of the clumsy husband, he died in a car accident not long after my daughter was born, and now I am alone with the child." ”
"Oooh. Townsend could only snort twice, and there was nothing else to say.
Looking around, there are many toys in this clean little home, cloth bears, Barbie dolls, stuffed pigs or something, it seems that little Lori usually plays with them, but now their owners have been arrested. Hugging Bear, who has been very low-key recently, suddenly said angrily on Tang Sen's back: "Brother Tang Sen, we must save little Lori, otherwise these toys will be too pitiful, you see, their expressions are very sad." ”
Townsend: The ghost could see the sad expressions of these toys, weren't they all laughing?
"Huh, who's talking?" said the beautiful mother.
"It's this big-breasted woman who is talking. Tang Sen was afraid that hugging the bear and being able to speak would scare the beautiful mother, so he had to point at Zhu Bajie.
The beautiful mother glanced at Zhu Bajie's chest enviously. Looking down at himself again, he seemed to have a little inferiority complex and shrank back. Tea was served to Tang Sen and his entourage, and everyone sat down around the coffee table, and Tang Sen said: "What happened just now, can you tell us in detail? Why did the army of this country capture Little Lori?"
When the beautiful mother heard this, she immediately cried again, wiped her tears and said, "This is something that has only started to make trouble recently, and there was no such thing before...... Just about ten days ago. The emperor of our country suddenly had a nervous breakdown, saying that he was going to summon all the little loli in the country into the palace. ”
"Huh?" Tang Sen's brow furrowed, "What does he want a lot of loli for?"
"I don't know!" cried the beautiful mother, "no one knows what he is going to do, only that he has suddenly gone crazy." Send out the royal army, arrest little girls all over the city, and there are armored vehicles driving around the streets every day...... As soon as this incident broke out, everyone was in danger. Any family with a daughter. I hid my daughter, and I never dared to go out, and I hid at home with my daughter for more than ten days, but I didn't expect it...... The royal army still tracked down the door.,They have the household registration information of the people of the whole country.,It's too easy to know which family has Lori.。 ”
Tang Senqi said: "Is your country still up to the emperor? ”
"No, our bhikshu country is still the monarch ****. The beautiful mother cried: "The emperor has unlimited authority, and no one dares to resist him." As soon as he said that he wanted to arrest Lori, the army went out. Everyone didn't dare to squeak, and those who were big officials didn't object, so what could ordinary people like us do......"
Tang Sen Khan: "The key question should be what he is going to do after he catches little Lori, if I can know this, I will prepare a set of statements to reason with him and persuade him to give up." ”
"Mr. Crooked Guoren, are you going to reason with the emperor?" The beautiful mother was shocked: "He is not a person who can be reasonable, if he can be reasonable, how can he do such an evil thing as sending an army to arrest Lori." You see the soldiers who took my daughter just now, they didn't listen to me at all. ”
Tang Sen sighed and said, "You are the citizens of the Bhikshu Country, and the emperor dares to be rude to you and directly suppress it with the army, of course he doesn't bother to reason with you." But I am a citizen of the Tang Kingdom, and I have the passport of the Tang Kingdom in my hand, if I dare to use the army against me, it is tantamount to declaring war on the Tang Kingdom, and the Bhikshu Kingdom will not be confronted with the Tang Kingdom, he should not be so nervous...... When a person you can't defeat by force, you can only reason, so he will reason with me. ”
"Original...... Mr. Crooked Guoren is from the Tang Kingdom, so maybe he can really reason with the emperor and save my daughter. A light of admiration flashed in the eyes of the beautiful mother, like the citizens of these small countries, they are all very yearning for the Tang Kingdom, if they can get the green card of the Tang Kingdom, it is enough to brag to relatives and friends for a while.
Tang Sen said: "So, the key to the matter is why he wanted to arrest these loli, knowing the reason, it is convenient to negotiate with him." ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly raised her hand and said, "I want to speak!"
Tang Sen Khan said: "If you have something to say, don't be weird." ”
"Then I'll say, don't hit me. Zhu Bajie said seriously: "I know why the emperor wants to arrest Lori." ”
"Why?" "Tang Sen Daqi, how do you know?"
The beautiful mother is also very surprised, this big-breasted woman is a crooked nut, right?
Zhu Bajie said very seriously: "This emperor must be a lolicon, he catches a lot of loli to raise in the yard, and plays with candy and toys every day." Well...... Actually, if I were the emperor of a certain country, I might have done the same thing, so I pinched my fingers and figured out his motives. ”
"I'm going to die! The dog can't spit out ivory. Tang Sen kicked Zhu Bajie away.
"Well, now we have to turn to the Internet. Tang Sen said: "The country of bhikshus is also a modern country, there should be an Internet, right? Ma'am, did you see anything on the Internet?"
The beautiful mother said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, although I have a computer at home, I only use it to watch dramas, and I don't know how to use the computer to do other things." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "That's it, I'll help you find it." He took out his notebook, connected to the Internet, and entered the keyword "Emperor catches Lori" in the ferry search engine, a car enter, only to see the page swiping down, and dozens of pages of news broke out in an instant.
It turned out that this matter had already become a hot topic in the bhikshu country, and there were corresponding discussion strings in many bhikshu countries' forums, and Tang Sen clicked on one casually, and saw that it was full of scolding posts.
"The emperor of ****, I X your mother ......"
"My baby daughter has been taken away for ten days, and I don't know what is happening now, I'm so worried...... Damn the emperor......"
"I'm going to rebel, will anyone rebel with me?" (The moderator replied: Please be cautious in your words and deeds, warn once, and then ban the account for inappropriate remarks.) )
"Why aren't there world-class human rights organizations to help us?"
"Don't be stupid, we are a feudal monarchy, and human rights organizations have been complaining about our country in various ways, but what else can they do besides complaining?"
"Hahaha, I don't have a daughter, I gave birth to a son, and this has nothing to do with me. (Anonymous reply: Death to the schadenfreude bastards!)
"Does anyone know what the emperor is nervous about? My daughter has just been born, only ten days ago, and she has not yet grown into a Lori, and there is no danger for the time being, but I don't know if the emperor will continue to have nerves in a few years, and now I am very worried and am considering immigration. ”
"Brother upstairs, if you want to emigrate, move quickly, the emperor's madness can't be cured. ”
"Hey, does anyone know why the emperor did this?"
"I don't know ......"
"Completely clueless......"
Tang Sen opened more than a dozen posts in a row, and all he saw were replies like this, and basically did not find any useful information.
The beautiful mother couldn't help but get anxious and kept rubbing her hands.
At this moment, Tang Sen's mouse suddenly hovered over a post, which turned out to be titled: "I am a guard in the palace, risking my life to break the news......"
When the beautiful mother saw this post, she also became nervous all of a sudden.
With a flick of Tangsen's mouse, the post opened......
As the title suggests, I am a guard in the palace, please allow me to conceal my name and class, because once exposed, I will die without a place to bury, the reason why I posted this post today is really my conscience is disturbed, if I don't tell the matter, I will be tossed to death by that sense of guilt, but no evidence is not convincing, here is a photo to prove my identity.
(A photograph is inserted here of a soldier with a mosaic in his face, standing straight with a gun in his hand, and the background behind him is the main hall of the Bhikshu Imperial Palace, where the emperor in a dragon robe can be seen sitting on a dragon chair in the distance behind him, seemingly attending to a government affair...... )
With that photo above, I think what I said will be a reference for everyone. There are many opinions about why the emperor wanted to arrest Xiao Lori, and even our guards don't know, but I have more contact with the emperor and know a lot about the affairs in the palace, so I boldly say my guess here.
We soldiers don't like to beat around the bush, so let's just say the conclusion: the emperor captured these little loli in order to take their hearts into medicine and cure his illness......
As soon as this sentence came into his eyes, Tang Sen's head almost exploded with a "boom". The beautiful mother was also in front of her, and she fell straight back...... Tang Sen hurriedly stretched out his hand and held the beautiful mother. I only heard her say weakly: "Isn't it......? So vicious and vicious?"
Tang Sen Khan said: "Don't be in a hurry to believe it, in case this post is nonsense, let's take a look down, I really don't believe that there are still people in modern society who do this kind of thing." (To be continued.) )
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