522 Meng, you better take a detour
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Liu Mo returned to her tent in despair, this round of attack failed again, she felt that the world was full of deep malice, then again, it was obviously "let him fall in love with me and dump him again", why was it always me who was tempted? This must have been a serious mistake.
Liu Mo had no one else to discuss, so he had to quietly come to the tent of the two Sun Wukong.
"Hey, Seventh Sister!" Liu Mo asked as soon as he entered the tent: "What kind of woman do you say, what kind of woman does this guy Tang Sen like?
One of them, Sun Wukong, said he didn't know, but the other smiled and said, "He likes otaku!"
It turned out that when Sun Wukong, who had turned into a lotus root, entered the Journey to the West tour group, Tang Sen had shown that he liked otaku relatively rarely, but the Sun Wukong released from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain traveled with Tang Sen all the way, and he had seen many times when he saw otaku girls and his eyes lit up.
The Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Big brother, if you want to defeat him with the femininity of a non-otaku girl, it is almost impossible, we have seen countless women trying to hook him up along the way, but all of them failed, only the otaku girl does not need to hook him at all, and Tang Sen himself will show a very appreciative appearance." ”
"I see. Liu Mo finally understood: "In other words, if I want to attack him next, I must disguise myself as an otaku?"
"I'm afraid it's hard to disguise. Sun Wukong shook his head: "The house is not just squatting at home, the one who has been squatting at home is called autism." A real house has a connotation, but ...... That kind of connotation is difficult for outsiders to understand, like. I never know what moe is. ”
Liu Mo Khan: "Then wouldn't it be difficult for me to attack him?"
"Well...... this" Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders: "Isn't it just that the princess of the iron fan and the princess of the jade face were robbed?" big brother, you should be broad-minded, forget it, there is no grass at the end of the world, without the iron fan and the jade face, you can't find a few other women." ”
"This ......" Liu Mo frowned depressedly: "But I'm unwilling in my heart, why did others rob my wife." I can only swallow my anger and forget it, and if I don't play with his feelings, I feel uncomfortable. ”
Sun Wukong: "......"
The two were talking about this, suddenly. poked her head out of the tent, it was actually Sister Zhu, it turned out that she hadn't watched "Proud Invincible" since her mobile phone was confiscated by Tang Sen. I've been doing nothing. I happened to see Liu Mo enter Sun Wukong's tent just now, and I felt weird, so I secretly hid outside the tent and listened to them. Only then did I finally know that Liu Mo was the Bull Demon King...... She laughed, probed in and said, "I said, it turns out that you are the Bull Demon King, haha, interesting and interesting, we all like women." The two of us are very similar. ”
"Like a fart, I'm not a womanizer like you. Liu Mo said angrily: "My love for women is pure love." But you are a lewd love. ”
Eighth Sister Zhu grinned and said: "It's no fun to raid Tang Sen, I advise you to give up, but I have a way to let you get back Princess Iron Fan and Princess Jade Face, at least you can sleep in a bed with them." ”
"What?" Liu Mo was taken aback: "What way?"
Eighth Sister Zhu smiled evilly: "You also marry Tang Sen, so that you can roll the sheets with Princess Iron Fan and Princess Jade Mask with Tang Sen, isn't this just sleeping on the same bed?"
"I'm going to die! Liu Mo kicked Sister Zhu in the face and kicked her to the sky: "It's really a pig that can't spit out ivory in its mouth." ”
The two Sun Wukong also sweated profusely when they heard this, and rode on Zhu Bajie and beat him violently: "What nonsense are you talking about? Although the eldest brother has a woman's body, he is a man's heart, how can he marry a man?"
Sister Zhu is not afraid of being beaten, she actually smiled while being beaten: "What kind of man's heart? deceitful, right? I saw it secretly just now, when the Bull Demon King saw Tang Sen sewing clothes and washing clothes, she was moved, really moved...... You can't fool my piercing eyes......"
"What?" The two Sun Wukong were startled: "Big brother, are you really moved?"
Liu Mo sweated profusely and was speechless for a while.
Eighth Sister Zhu grinned and said, "Awakening Luo, female hormones...... Unless you're born deficient in that stuff, estrogen is bound to lead you to like men, and you can't escape it......"
Liu Mo sat down weakly: "Alas, you're right, in fact, if you think about it carefully, I don't like Princess Iron Fan and Princess Jade Face very much now, I don't know why, now my feelings for women are getting weaker and weaker, maybe it's really as you said, hormones are working, and I can't beat it after all." ”
At this time, Sun Wukong was suddenly slightly startled: "No, since you can't escape the female hormones, eldest brother, then Eighth Sister Zhu shouldn't be able to escape either, why can this guy be so perverted now?"
Eighth Sister Zhu laughed evilly: "Watch more "Invincible Record", you can also be as perverted as me, surpass the influence of hormones, and reach the true realm of shamelessness...... Come on, lend me your phones, and let's watch "Invincible Record" together......"
"Die!" Liu Mo and Sun Wukong kicked out of the tent together and kicked Eighth Sister Zhu out of the tent-
Early the next morning, Townsend and his party pulled out the camp and continued to advance.
Tang Sen is a little strange, yesterday Liu Mo seemed to be going to jump for herself, I don't know why she went back to the tent angrily in the end, don't you fix me? Strange! That's it, since the other party didn't make a move, Tang Sen also put this matter down, or continue to travel west, seeing that the west is coming, the most important thing is to hurry up and go back to live a happy life with my mother after the westward journey.
The group walked out of the mountains, and fields and villages appeared in front of them. Tang Sen took out the GPS map and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Okay, we have finally entered the border of the bhikshu country, according to the map, fifty miles to the west is the capital of the bhikshu country, it is a bustling big city, let's work hard, hurry into the city to rest." ”
The girls are in good spirits, and of course it is more comfortable to stay in a hotel in a human city than to camp in the wild, and it is the right way to go into the city as soon as possible.
Tang Sen pedaled the little white dragon bicycle as fast as possible, and the girls also followed behind with their own magical powers.
Soon onto the highway near the capital of the bhikshu kingdom, there were more and more people, and when I passed through a satellite town next to it, the streets were rushing to market, and countless vendors were selling their goods on the side of the road.
As Tang Sen and his party galloped past at a rapid pace, the citizens of the bhikshu kingdom all looked up at them......
I don't know why, Tang Sen always felt that the eyes of these people were weird, and there was an indescribable feeling.
The two Sun Wukong frowned together and said, "My old grandson feels a little wrong, these people's eyes are so strange." ”
"Yes, you feel it too?" asked Townsen.
"Well, I feel that everyone in the bhikshu country is looking at me, and there is a very strange look in my eyes, which makes me feel unspeakably unhappy. Sun Wukong said blankly: "What is there to see about my old grandson?"
Zhu Bajie interjected with a smile: "Because you two Sun Wukong look exactly the same, just like two twin loli, these monks may be lolicon, so everyone is looking at you." ”
"It's nonsense.,There's a woman among the people who watch me there.,Don't you say that women are also Lolicon.。 ”
"Of course, a woman can also be a lolicon, and I am the proof. "Sister Zhu is complacent.
"Don't use you as an example! you're not normal. Tang Sen Khan: "If you want to say that there are a small number of lolicons like Zhu Bajie in the world, I think it's possible, but if all the people in the bhikshu country are lolicons perverts, I don't believe it." Look, that old lady over there, how kind she looks, she is actually staring at Sun Wukong, if you want to say that she is Lolita, I won't believe it. ”
"It's not right to judge people by their appearance. Zhu Bajie snorted: "A kind person may be a bad guy, and a person with a fierce face may also be a good person who loves animals, I think that grandmother must be a lolicon." ”
Tang Sen was too lazy to talk to her, ignored her, continued to pedal the bicycle, and passed through the town, fortunately, although the eyes of these townspeople were strange, they did not come up to move their hands and feet or Rosso, everyone forgot about them in a blink of an eye, and ran more than ten kilometers on the road, and the capital was not far ahead.
The capital of the bhikshu kingdom is a rather prosperous metropolis with a population of millions and quite modern.
Tang Sen wanted to enter the city along the road, but saw that there was a temporary checkpoint set up by the police at the gate of the city, and a group of Bhikshu national policemen with big caps were checking passers-by there. ”
Of course, Tang Sen didn't have a Bhikshu ID card, so he took out his passport, the passport of the Tang Kingdom is very popular, and there is almost no obstacle to the passage of the world, the police saw that Tang Sen was a Datang person, and he was immediately in awe: "It turned out to be a tourist from the Tang Dynasty, welcome to the Bhikshu Country, I hope you have a good time in your country." ”
After saying this, the policeman's eyes were locked on the two Sun Wukong: "These two ......"
Tang Sen saw that the policeman's eyes also became strange, just like those townspeople just now, he was slightly startled, and hurriedly blocked in front of the two Sun Wukong, and his voice sank: "What's wrong?"
The policeman frowned and said, "Friend from the Tang Kingdom, I give you a piece of advice, it is inconvenient for you to travel with two loli to enter the capital of our bhikshu country, so let's take a detour and bypass from outside the city." ”
"Hey, we're not Lori, we're much older than you. The two Sun Wukong protested together.
Tang Sen stopped the two Sun Wukong from talking nonsense, and asked curiously, "Lori is not allowed to enter the capital? )
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