Chapter Seventy-Six: Fun Prison
The real name of the thousand-faced scholar is Wei Yubin, just like his name, Yushu is in the wind, polite, and people who see him for the first time will never associate him with the flower thief, so many people are confused by his "beauty" and relax their vigilance against him, it is for this reason that many young girls have let him succeed many times, and it is said that even the daughter of the head of the Huashan faction has been trampled by him.
It's just that I have to admit that this man is much more handsome and tactful than Xing Tiangao, at least he won't say the direct words of Xing Tiangao in front of girls, this is a civilized person and a cultural person.
Therefore, his methods towards girls are definitely not as rude as Xingtiangao, he will only let girls enjoy the beauty of culture, rhythm and music while being "trampled on", in other words, the feeling of being trampled by him is more like a kind of enjoyment. Of course, it's a bit cold-blooded to say this, but it can really be seen from Wei Yubin.
Even if he is in prison, Wei Yubin is still not as honest as Liu Changxu, after all, he is a flower thief, after all, Shi Yan meets the aesthetic standards in the hearts of normal men in terms of figure and appearance.
In the face of a woman like Shi Yan with big breasts, thin waist, round hips, long legs, and a delicate face, she can still be as quiet as a mountain and not move her color, either there is something wrong with her, or she is blind.
Wei Yubin's eyes are not blind, and there is nothing wrong with him, and of course his ability to appreciate women is still very high, because if he didn't have this ability, the flowers he picked would not be a good product, so when Shi Yan came in, Wei Yubin's eyes never moved away from Shi Yan's body, and it was strange that Ouyang Xiao didn't stop him.
Shi Yan was lying down at this time, her towering chest seemed more proud, and as her breathing rose and fell, Wei Yubin saw that of course he almost had a nosebleed.
Shi Yan was in tears, and of course Wei Yubin saw it, so at this time, he couldn't change his and asked, "The girl has something on her mind?"
Before Shi Yan could speak, Wan Wu, the black-hearted leopard next to him, said loudly: "You idiot! What is the matter, you cry so much?" Compared with a cultural person like Wei Yubin, Wan Wu's Mandarin is obviously quite homely.
It's no wonder that both parents died, Wei Yubin enjoyed his father's love and mother's love before he was eight years old, but Wan Wu has never even seen his parents since he was born, Wei Yubin's family has a lot of money, but Wan Wu has no home, Wei Yubin has been visited by his family since he was imprisoned, and Wan Wu has not either. Wan Wu is an orphan, of course, Wei Yubin is also an orphan, the difference between the two is that Wei Yubin's parents left him enough expenses before they died, but Wan Wu was picked up by his master. Different backgrounds have caused different life experiences for the two of them, and different life experiences have caused absolute opposites in personality. Therefore, Wan Wu often disagreed with Wei Yubin.
Wei Yubin smiled at Wan Wu, still looking at Shi Yan. Shi Yan couldn't be quiet anymore, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, wiped her tears and said, "I'm fine, thank you." Wei Yubin didn't ask anymore, Shi Yan obviously didn't have a good face for him, if he stuck it up in vain, it would only cause her disgust, turned to look at Wan Wu, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Wan still has such an opinion about me." Wan Wu said: "So what, you guy, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change, I think, just because you are molesting Ouyang Zhutou's girlfriend, you will not be able to get out for another thousand years!" Shi Yan blushed and said, "I'm not Ouyang Xiao's girlfriend." Wei Yubin said: "This is also true, how can Ouyang Xiao be willing to send such a beautiful girlfriend to such a place?"
Shi Yan sat down on the floor from the bed and looked at him with a smile.
Wan Wu said: "This is not necessarily, Ouyang Xiao is a person, even if his mother violates the law, he will not say a little bit of affection when he does it!" When he speaks, he always says Ouyang Xiao's Xiao character as a cutting word, and it is difficult for people who are not familiar with it to imagine what Ouyang Xiao is.
Shi Yan was stunned for a moment, but she also understood, pursed her lips and chuckled, remembering what she and Ouyang Xiao had done seven years ago, and sighed softly: "This is a big truth." Wei Yubin said: "Then who is the girl from Ouyang Catcher?" Shi Yan smiled bitterly: "Why do you all have to think that I have something to do with Ouyang Xiao?"
Wan Wu looked at Shi Yan and said with a smile: "Because the girl's clothes are not the same as ours." ”
Shi Yan looked at the clothes on her body, only to find that Shi Wu and the others were wearing standard prison clothes, when Ouyang Xiao brought her in, he didn't ask her to change into prisoner's clothes, it seems that Ouyang Xiao is still very good to her.
Shi Yan smiled: "I finally found something different from you in me. ”
Qingbawang has always disdained to talk to Wei Yubin and Wan Wu, because he feels that he is a big thief, Wei Yubin and Wan Wu can only be regarded as small thieves, but in the eyes of Wei Yubin and Wan Wu, there is no difference between a big thief and a small thief, at least in these places, but Qingbawang has always felt that these two people should listen to his words, because he is an overlord!
For this reason, Wei Yubin even teamed up with Wan Wu to deal with the Qingbawang, although he was defeated, but the Qingbawang also saw the unyielding strength of these two thieves despite the defeat, so the relationship between the three of them is a bit like the Three Kingdoms, the Qingbawang Mao Qingfang is like the Wei State, Wan Wu and Wei Yubin are considered Sun Liu Alliance, when something happens, Wei Yubin will definitely unite Wan Wu against Mao Qingfang, and when it is okay, Wei Yubin and Wan Wu will pinch each other again. Shi Yan is now like a fourth-party group, Wan Wu and Wei Yubin are very friendly to her, naturally, Mao Qingfang doesn't look at her very well.
As the saying goes, "The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention." Mao Qingfang heard Shi Yan's meaning as eager to draw a line with them, and immediately whispered coldly: "Listen to the girl's meaning, it seems that after coming here, it is a little different from us?" Shi Yan thought that Wei Yubin, the person here, was annoying enough, but now compared to Mao Qingfang, Wei Yubin was much cuter, she smiled: "I don't think I will be here for too long, and it is naturally a little different from the heroes." ”
Wan Wu smiled slightly: "Girl, I don't have malicious intentions, the four people here have all made big mistakes, I think it, if you can leave soon, Ouyang Xiao will not lock you up with us, I just tell the truth, you must be humble (don't) angry!" Shi Yan said: "Of course I won't be angry, but I think if I want to change places to live, Ouyang Xiao should not refuse." ”
Mao Qingfang snorted and shouted, "What are you, will Ouyang Xiao listen to you?" Liu Laodao looked at them coldly and didn't say a word.
Wei Yubin said: "Brother Mao is talking to girls, isn't it too fierce?" Mao Qingfang roared loudly: "Damn! How many times has Lao Tzu told you, you are not qualified to call me a brother!"
After finishing speaking, he slapped the iron fence with a palm, and the palm wind formed a wave of qi outside the iron fence, rolling towards Wei Yubin, Wei Yubin snorted lowly and said with a smile: "But do you want to do it?" After speaking, his right leg kicked out and stomped on the iron fence.
The qi wave could have passed through the fence, but when it touched the soles of Wei Yubin's feet, it disappeared invisibly.
Wei Yubin put down his right leg in a dashing manner, but blocked his right leg with his left leg, only letting Shi Yan see his left leg.
Wan Wuzheng wondered when Wei Yubin's martial arts became so strong, but when he saw Wei Yubin's shaking right leg, he couldn't help grinning, it turned out that Wei Yubin's martial arts were very different from Mao Qingfang, but he wanted to show himself in front of Shi Yan, so this move seemed to be an understatement, but in fact, he fought with all his might, but he was still at a disadvantage, so he blocked his legs with his legs, not wanting Shi Yan to see his bad side.
Shi Yan said with a smile: "Actually, staying in a cell with Brother Wei and Brother Wan is not an unacceptable thing, it's just that living in the same room with some people who eat people and don't do things, drink people and don't talk to people, it's really uncomfortable!" When saying these "dirty words", Shi Yan's eyes kept looking at Mao Qingfang, and it was impossible for Mao Qingfang to take it seriously.
Mao Qingfang roared angrily: "Look for death!" After speaking, another palm was slapped, Shi Yan exclaimed, suddenly jumped up from the ground, and stuck to the roof, the qi wave narrowly slashed under her chest, and her clothes were also cut a small hole. Mao Qingfang snorted: "The carving insect is a small skill, and you dare to get an axe!"
The third palm knocked out, and the qi wave could cover Shi Yan's entire room.
Shi Yan rolled his eyes, thinking about how to avoid this palm, Wan Wu and Wei Yubin shouted at the same time: "Be careful!" Unexpectedly, when this qi wave reached the iron fence of Shi Yan's room, it suddenly dispersed in an instant, like a mud cow entering the sea, disappearing invisible, and where the qi wave disappeared, there was a faint phantom of the Taiji diagram.
Mao Qingfang shouted: "Liu Changxu, when did you become so nosy?" Liu Changxu's flower-shaped fingers hanging on his waist slowly put down, and the Taiji diagram disappeared completely, and he said softly: "It's always bad to commit more killings, let alone a girl." ”
Mao Qingfang sneered: "I forgot, Liu Daochang's interest in women is not ordinarily strong, otherwise, he would not have ended up like today." ”
Wan Wu said: "Scolding people is not exposed, the surname is Mao, you can accumulate some virtue." Liu Changxu was not angry, and said with a smile: "It's okay, there are always times when people do something wrong, and I do it, can't others say it?"
Liu Changxu is older after all, and what he said is not at the same level as Mao Qingfang's people, and of course his mind and forbearance are not comparable to these people, but this master realized the Tao a little late, if he could understand it ten years ago, he would not be here now.
Mao Qingfang said: "The Taoist is quite noble now, so where is the morality of the Taoist who raped more than a dozen women in a village ten years ago, overnight, all the women in a village with a little appearance were killed in bed by the Taoist chief, but I don't know why the Taoist was not noble at that time?" Liu Changxu sighed and said lightly: "When people reach middle age, their thirst for some things is always beyond their imagination, I don't want to explain, but I am really wrong." ”
Mao Qingfang snorted: "If you make a mistake, you want to cover up your behavior, how can there be such a cheap thing?" Liu Chang smiled and simply stopped talking. Shi Yan turned over and jumped down, and said lightly: "Thank you for your help." Liu Changxu said: "No need. Wei Yubin said: "Girl, don't be polite, this person and I have the same temperament, if you don't go up when you see a beautiful woman, it will be a strange thing." Wan Wu said: "This girl hasn't been like you yet, so she starts to get jealous, if people really look at you more, don't you soak in the vinegar jar every day?"
Shi Yan still sat on the ground, crossed her arms and said, "I don't mind kidding, but if you really want to make me a friend, don't go too far." Wei Yubin smiled: "It's okay, if the girl doesn't want us to joke like this, we won't open it, but... There is a sentence that I don't know if to say or not?" Shi Yan said: "Please say." Wei Yubin said: "Since the girl doesn't regard us as enemies, why don't you reveal our name?" Shi Yan smiled and said, "Shi Yan." ”
Wei Yubin said: "Good name, my name, the girl must have heard it, my surname is Wei, Wei Wuji's Wei, double name Yubin, Song Yu's jade, polite Bin." How narcissistic and narcissistic these words are, the whole narcissist, it seems that he really regards himself as the object of Shi Yan's love at first sight in the future. Shi Yan smiled at him, and his eyes turned to Wan Wu again, Wan Wu said to Wei Yubin: "These words are really a bit shameless, fortunately, I didn't eat enough in the morning, otherwise, I would have to spit it out." Shi Yan smiled: "This is not true. Wei Yubin smiled depressedly and said, "The girl is really honest. Shi Yan said: "I also think I'm very honest. ”
Wan Wu smiled: "The flower picker was trampled by the flower!" Shi Yan asked Wan Wu: "What about you, what is your name?" Wan Wu smiled bitterly, there seemed to be a sadness on his face: "My parents died when I was a child, I grew up with the master, I was stupid since I was a child, I learned everything very slowly, the name the master gave me is Wan Wu, Wan Wu Wanwu, nothing, no wonder I came here." ”
Liu Changxu suddenly asked, "Is the girl's name really Shi Yan?" Shi Yan wondered: "Is there any problem?" Liu Changxu lightly twisted his beard and said: "I have an old friend's daughter who is also surnamed Shi, and there is also a Yan character in her name, so I was thinking, will you and my niece and daughter be the same person?" Shi Yan smiled bitterly: "Isn't that friend of yours proficient in medical skills?" Liu Changxu said: "Exactly." Shi Yan said again: "Won't that friend of yours still be one of the top seniors in the rivers and lakes, right?" Liu Changxu said: "It just so happens to be." ”
Shi Yan said: "Then, he doesn't happen to have a son and a daughter, right?" Liu Changxu also smiled: "It seems that you really have to call me uncle." Shi Yan said: "I seem to have really seen you when I was eight years old." Liu Changxu said: "Is your brother really Shi Lingfei?" Shi Yan nodded, blushing and said: "After all, I am a thief in the rivers and lakes, so I removed the Ling character in the middle, so as not to cause trouble to the family." ”
Liu Changxu laughed heartily: "Sure enough, it's Ling Yan's nephew!" Shi Yan lowered his head.
However, are Shi Lingyan really the same person as Shi Yan?