Chapter 22: Fooling You to Death
Young Master Zhu clapped his hands, making a snapping sound, as soon as the sound of his palm fell, Yang Sheng immediately ran from the roof not far away, and after a while, he jumped down from the roof and knelt in front of Young Master Zhu.
"Subordinate Yang Sheng, meet the young master!"
Yang Sheng's personality is getting closer and closer to the dog, but he is getting farther and farther away from the person.
Young Master Zhu stretched out his hand and touched his hat: "Sure enough, I'm loyal! Ouyang Xiao is in my way, what do you say I should do?"
Yang Sheng twisted his face to look at Ouyang Xiao, and said coldly: "Kill!"
Ouyang Xiao hurriedly said, "Hey... Don't say that, Yang Zhutou, I didn't mean to make trouble, I was for the good of my son!"
"What?" Young Master Zhu couldn't believe his ears, "The vicious Ouyang Catcher will also help me rob the beauty?"
A layer of anger appeared between Ouyang Xiao's eyebrows, and he said, "Nonsense!" Without waiting for Young Master Zhu to change his face, Ouyang Xiao continued with a smiling face: "Which family's daughter does the son fall in love with, that is their family's virtue, how can it be said that it is robbing a beautiful woman?"
Young Master Zhu smiled, "Yes! Ouyang Zhutou is so right! Go, brothers, pick up the bride with me!"
Huang Tianhua wanted to rush up and slap Ouyang Xiao twice, but was held by Shi Yan who was holding his arm, Shi Yan had only one reason, she said in Huang Tianhua's ear: "I believe him!"
Huang Tianhua stopped, and didn't move for half a minute, for Huang Tianhua, Shi Yan's words had a magical magic, making him lose his intention to disobey, he really wanted to go up, but he couldn't move his footsteps.
Ouyang Xiao stopped Young Master Zhu and said impatiently, "What's the matter?"
Ouyang Xiao said mysteriously: "Childe, any woman can want it, but the woman in this family is absolutely absolute, absolutely absolutely can't ask for it!"
Young Master Zhu frowned and said, "Why?"
Ouyang Xiao looked anxious, and whispered to Young Master Zhu: "Son, you don't know, this girl has a look of Kefu on her face!"
Young Master Zhu said, "Why didn't I see it?"
Ouyang Xiao said: "Ouch, Childe, how can you understand this? I have learned the five elements to face each other, you see, you want to marry her, aren't you? Aren't you kicked twice today? This is the precursor of Kefu!"
Young Master Zhu didn't have much experience in the rivers and lakes, and he was stunned at that time when he was bluffed by Ouyang Xiao, and he asked tremblingly: "Ou... Ouyang... Big... Big... Big brother, this... I don't understand this, you... You... You... Don't scare me!" he grabbed Ouyang Xiao's arm and almost lay down in someone's arms.
Ouyang Xiao thought he was not scared enough, so he patted him on the shoulder again, and cited another piece of evidence: "Let's not talk about you first, you were beaten by her, and it's only half of Kefu's skill, the one with the broken leg inside has seen it!"
Zhu Gongzi nodded numbly.
"That person's legs are all broken, tsk tsk! How miserable! Don't believe it, let's not talk about the far ones, just say the nearest ones, they just came to our county! Ouch! Look at what that person has been beaten, the four tigers used to be beaten violently every day, and yesterday they even made people cut a few swords!"
Ouyang Xiao added fuel and vinegar, pretending to be a ghost to tell Mr. Yi's story, how many of them are true, in fact, Ouyang Xiao can't tell, anyway, an idiot like Young Master Zhu won't know how Mr. Yi's leg is lame, anyway, few people know about the fight between Mr. Yi and Yin Jiao and a few others yesterday, Mengbei!
Young Master Zhu was indeed stunned by him, but the temptation of the beauty was too great, so he tried to ask Ouyang Xiao, "That... Is there any way to crack it, I... I'm really... I want this beauty so much, big brother~ Ah no, uncle!" Young Master Zhu still felt that this title was not touching enough, "Uncle, no! Uncle, you can think of a way for me!"
Ouyang Xiao was amused when he heard it, this kid really didn't even want his ancestors for the sake of beauties, since people even called the uncle, he would scare this kid again.
Ouyang Xiao hurriedly said: "Childe, don't say that, it's really a villain!" Young Master Zhu said: "No, no, no...!You are my uncle, I beg my uncle!" Ouyang Xiao hurriedly held his ribs, and hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, okay! I promised Childe!"
Young Master Zhu shouted, "Uncle Xie!"
Ouyang Xiao smiled and asked, "That's it, Childe, you give me the name of the beautiful woman inside, and I'll help you think of a way!"
Young Master Zhu said: "Her name... Her name... Belch... I knew her name was Beauty!" is equivalent to not saying it, and daring to marry someone else as a wife without even knowing their name, this buddy, enough!
Ouyang Xiao was also numb, and turned his face to ask Huang Tianhua and Shi Yan, who were lively, "Someone knows what the proprietress is called, and the son will be rewarded for saying it!"
Huang Tianhua turned his head coldly, ignoring Ouyang Xiao's expression at all, and then Shi Yan pinched his arm.
"Ye Di!" Huang Tianhua reluctantly squeezed out two words from his mouth.
Shi Yan also ignored the eyes of the people around her, and pecked lightly on Huang Tianhua's face.
Huang Tianhua smiled, but Ouyang Xiao suddenly felt a pain in his heart, this feeling was a feeling he had almost forgotten, familiar and unfamiliar, he wanted to pull Shi Yan over and ask, if she was a glue dance?
But Ouyang Xiao still resisted this impulse, because there were more important things to do now!
The god stick pretends to be the end, and fools you to death!
Ouyang Xiao pretended to pinch his fingers, and read a string of words in his mouth that no one could understand: "Heaven and earth and people are three talents, five grid deformation, surname plus name, name subtract surname, one by one gets one, two two gets four, three seven twenty-one, two one adds five, and there is always an extraordinary personality of heaven and earth..." As he spoke, he took two steps back.
As soon as Shi Yan looked up, he saw that above Young Master Zhu's head was the flag of Mr. Yi's inn.
Huang Tianhua also saw it, and with his right hand, he turned his back and threw a broken bone flying knife diagonally, hey!
Young Master Zhu was stunned for a moment: "Uncle, you are teasing me! Oops!" The bamboo pole that was cut off by Huang Tianhua hit Young Master Zhu on the head accurately.
Young Master Zhu explained: "Coincidental coincidence! Oops!ah!" Another basin of hot water flew down from the upper floor of the Silver Moon Inn, not a drop of it was spilled elsewhere, and it was all splashed on Young Master Zhu's head, good guy!
As soon as Young Master Zhu raised his head, he was about to scold, but when he saw Xue Yufei's pretty face, he couldn't say a word.
Xue Yufei covered his mouth with his hand and apologized coquettishly: "Oh, Zhu Gongzi, I'm sorry, people didn't see anyone down there, are you burned?" Xue Yufei was clearly scolding Young Master Zhu for not being human, but obviously Young Master Zhu couldn't hear it.
Ouyang Xiao said in his heart: "Nonsense, are you blind?"
Young Master Zhu smiled and said, "It turned out to be the boss lady, it's okay, I'm not burning!" Although Xue Yufei is much more beautiful than Ye Di, Young Master Zhu, who has suffered a loss, really doesn't dare to beat her again.
Xue Yufei closed the window, Ouyang Xiao stepped forward, and said to Young Master Zhu with a forced smile: "Childe, I didn't lie to you! ”
Young Master Zhu nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, I'll go ask her!"
Ouyang Xiao stopped him and said with a smile: "Childe doesn't hurt anymore, right?
Young Master Zhu said, "Uncle Xie!"
Ouyang Xiao went in and sat in front of Mr. Yi and Ye Di for a while, and neither of them spoke. After a long time, Ye Di said: "My eight characters are..."
Mr. Yi interrupted her coldly: "He knows!"
Ouyang Xiao and Xue Yufei have known each other for so long, if they haven't heard a little about Ye Di, it would be a strange thing!
Ouyang Xiao nodded and said, "The carefree killer back then ended up in such a field, it's really impermanent!"
Mr. Yi said coldly: "Didn't the four godless hunters also start to bow their heads with the scum?"
Ouyang Xiao was silent, got up and walked out.
Young Master Zhu stepped forward and said, "Uncle Ouyang, do you see...?"
Ouyang Xiao shook his head sadly and said, "Childe, please forgive Ouyang Xiao for being incompetent, I really can't help with this favor, the eight characters of the two of you are like water and fire, once you meet, there is only one consequence!" he sighed, "Water and fire are incompatible!"
Young Master Zhu had an idea and said with a smile: "Uncle, I have a compromise solution, as long as I play her once and don't marry into the door, won't she be able to defeat me?"
Ouyang Xiao smiled coldly and said: "You are wrong, the reason why the one inside has survived until now is because the two of them have never done anything like husband and wife, if you play with her, she will be able to kill you immediately!"
Young Master Zhu seemed to have made a lot of determination, took a few deep breaths, and said, "It's okay, I'm willing to die on her, just like the so-called peony flower to die, it's also romantic to be a ghost!"
Ouyang Xiao shook his head, "I said Childe, why don't you listen to persuasion? Her mildew has stuck to your body, it's a blessing that you are not dead now, if you really want to play with her today, you can enter this threshold, I am convinced of you!"
Young Master Zhu said, "Okay, uncle, look at it!"
As soon as Young Master Zhu took a step, his leg was numb and he fell to the ground, and as soon as he got up, his leg was numb and he fell again, and he fell four or five times in a row, he was finally scared and took a few steps back.
At this time, Ye Di walked up, as soon as he saw Ye Di, Zhu Gongzi's feet were weak, and he fell again, Ye Di took a step forward, Zhu Gongzi hurriedly retreated, and shouted as if he had seen a ghost: "Don't come, don't come here, I don't want you, you go away, I don't want to die!
Suddenly, a bone fell from the sky and smashed on Young Master Zhu's head, Young Master Zhu crawled and disappeared from this street.
Ouyang Xiao made a pleasant gesture to Xue Yufei upstairs (Zhu Gongzi's continuous fall is Xue Yufei's masterpiece), crossed his arms, and said with a smile: "Little sample, if you can't clean up the four godless arrests of you and me, you will scream in vain!"
Shi Yan and Huang Tianhua walked over hand in hand, thanked Ouyang Xiao, and walked into the inn again.
Ouyang Xiao's stomach was flooded with bitter water, the "thank you" was said by Shi Yan, even the voice was so similar, but why wasn't it her? Ouyang Xiao shouted in his heart.
It's shameful to fool, don't imitate!
Yang Sheng was still kneeling there, and without Young Master Zhu's order, he didn't even have the courage to get up.
Ouyang Xiao walked over and said coldly, "Get up and go back, don't be embarrassed here!" After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the Silver Moon Inn.
Yang Sheng's right hand was clenched very tightly, very tightly...