Chapter II, Section 6, The Grotesque Land, 207
The Three Monsters of Mige
There are a lot of flowers and plants on the mountain, and there are many mosquitoes, Ren Tianqi can't sleep when he bites mosquitoes; Tian Mu Sanomiya and others, who are sitting on the fire outside the door, also beat the mosquitoes non-stop, and they don't feel sleepy. However, the black and white eagles and Hua Ruchun squeezed into the room and drank again.
The bright moon hung high, the sky was full of stars, and it was quiet, gray, and hazy. Ren Tianqi couldn't sleep, so he couldn't help but put on his clothes and pushed the door out. Gong Ming outside the door had fallen asleep, Tian Muzuo was sleeping, but he didn't sleep, and when he saw his master come out, he got up and was about to wake up the others. Ren Tianqi shook his hand and whispered, "I can't sleep, walk with me." Tian Muzuo nodded, hurriedly flew into the room, and took the spotted bamboo sword with him.
The two walked slowly in the village. Everyone had slept, and there was peace all around.
Ren Tianqi said: "Brother Tian, it's been many years since you came to the Central Plains, and it's been about three years since you came to my Renjiabao?"
Tian Muzuo said: "If you go back to the master, there are still three days left in the five years of coming to the Central Plains, and there are forty-three days behind the three years of coming to the master." ”
Ren Tianqi said: "Hey, in the past three years, I haven't been able to teach you anything, little brother, and I'm quite sorry to go." ”
Tian Muzuo said with a smile: "Where did the master say, Mu Zuo Chengye did not give up, he took it by his side, and what he saw and did was enough to comfort this life." ”
Ren Tianqi said with a smile: "It's rare for Brother Tian to be so open-minded. It's not that my little brother is not worried about you, I also have suffering, all actions in the Central Plains are polite, and you can't do it as you like. First, because the old lady nodded from the old lady, I would never dare to pass on the knowledge to you privately; first, because the master's learning was passed on by the master, and before the identity of my own disciple of the sect and sect was determined, it was also inconvenient to pass on a trick and a half to you. ”
Tian Muzuo said: "The little one doesn't dare to be delusional. ”
Ren Tianqi said: "The younger brother Pingsu also asked Uncle Lu to secretly teach you Shaolin martial arts, although he didn't say it explicitly, I think you can understand a thing or two." ”
Tian Muzuo said: "Uncle Lu is really teaching a lot of mental and leg methods to the young. ”
Ren Tianqi said: "You are a Dongying person, you have been in the Central Plains for a long time, who else is there at home?
Tian Muzuo said: "The little ones often miss their homeland and family, especially during festivals. There is also a father, a mother, a younger brother Erlang, a younger sister, and a wife who has not passed through the door. Human nature, the small side is more elaborate than the Central Plains. ”
Ren Tianqi turned around and looked at Tian Mu Saliangjiu, and said: "Brother Tian is also a person with great ambitions, from now on, the younger brother will teach you some mental swordsmanship, fist and foot kung fu still ask Uncle Lu, Uncle Lu is generous, and he will not be suspected of being a sect." ”
Tian Musa was overjoyed, and he hurriedly picked up his robe and knelt down.
Ren Tianqi hurriedly hugged each other and said with a smile: "There are some unnecessary courtesies in front of people, and you and I are commensurate with brothers when there is no one else." In any case, Brother Tian is also my life-saving benefactor, and it is inevitable that there will be shortcomings, and I hope that Brother Tian does not have to see outside. ”
Tian Mu sao cried with joy and nodded.
Ren Tianqi looked up at the bright moon in the sky.
The bright moon is like a mirror, revealing a trace of blue, people say that the moon is unusually cold, and the blue place is a place for fairies to be trapped in a light place, and there is a trace of pity in my heart.
Ren Tianqi smiled bitterly: "The bright moon is full of autumns, and it has also been all over the world. If it is said that there are immortals on the bright moon, and the immortals can solve the difficulties of the world, it is not bad. Maybe you and I don't need to be so eventful and so busy. ”
Tian Muzuo said: "What the master said is true. The small one is determined to come to the Central Plains to study and succeed, so that he can return to China and stand up, and he is selfish and tired of his life; the master is different, his heart is as light as water, and he does not want to move much, but he is suffering from the heavy responsibility of the heavens, and he is related to the common people, and he can't help himself. ”
Ren Tianqi took a few steps forward, suddenly turned around, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Brother Tian to have such an opinion, and he was as relieved as I was." It's rare to be a confidant. Brother Tian has also studied?"
Tian Muzuo said: "The small family background is acceptable, and I have learned the Four Books and Five Classics since I was a child. ”
Ren Tianqi nodded and said, "It's rare to arrive." ”
The village on the mountain was not too big, and the two walked to the edge of the village.
The Zhai Ding on duty at the village recognized the two of them, stepped forward with a single knife and nodded and smiled: "Is the general too many mosquitoes and can't sleep? ”
Ren Tianqi saw this person's kind words, so he smiled and said, "This brother Tai said let's listen to it, what kind of strange method?"
The village boy turned around and took a closer look around, and when he saw that there was no movement, he stepped forward and leaned on a stone, put down the knife in his hand, wiped his eyes, and said with a smile: "Which three monsters? ”
Ren Tianqi laughed: "How do you say this?"
The Zhai Ding smiled and said, "General, don't worry, listen to me slowly." In our land, there are many barren mountains and lack of water, and the harvest of crops in the fields depends on fate. Ordinary people don't have the money to buy cattle, only better people will buy it. Cattle are bought, not used to pull the land, who is willing to work for the land that does not fall, the cattle are used to carry things as a dowry, marry a daughter-in-law, kill and eat meat, but there are daughters in this place who say that the son will be a little better. ”
Ren Tianqi said with a smile: "If you think about it, what about 'hoeing can't go to the ground, and mosquitoes sound like farts at night'?"
Nazhai Ding said: "The old concept of our people here is poor and sour, saying that there is no need for a hoe for the land, and the hoe is available to every family." However, no one has ever seen anyone take it to hoe the grass and loosen the ground, but the local mountain road is very difficult to walk, it is inevitable that sometimes the mountain road is night road, and the local area is often embarrassed to haunt, the hoe is ready-made, it is convenient to hold, and it is not dazzling, and it has become a crutch for self-defense walking. ”
Ren Tianqi said with a smile: "Needless to say, 'mosquitoes sound like farts at night', since there are many mosquitoes here, it's strange that I don't see you swatting mosquitoes, don't mosquitoes stare at you?"
Na Zhai Ding said with a smile: "That is the noble meat of the generals, and it is rare for mosquitoes to open meat today." Unlike us here, the skin is thicker, and the mosquitoes don't have the good teeth to star. ”
Ren Tianqi smiled: "Your eldest brother is good at telling jokes, and he is usually a noisy person." What did this big brother do before?"
Nazhai Ding smiled: "I don't hide it from the general, and I'm not afraid of the general's jokes." The villain had also learned a little bit of a craft before, and he could barely fill his stomach. One day passing by here, there was no money to pay the toll, so I beat it, and the small one in the village was pitiful but gave a few small sweet potatoes. The little one thought about it secretly, hey, these mountain kings are not bad, it's not too bad, forget it, anyway, I'm naked, where to do anything is to fill my stomach, I'll also go up the mountain to join the gang, just like this, I went up the mountain and became a robber. ”
Ren Tianqi smiled: "Hey, there is such a thing." However, I think a few of the masters are not bad. ”
Nazhai Ding smiled: "That's right." On good people, when the big boss is promoted, he is righteous and never takes a stand; On the popularity of the people, he should be the second master, although the second master is irritable, and he often has fists and feet for the people below, but he does not remember it, and he is not right about people; if he wants to talk about the eyes of the heart, when he pushes the four families, don't look at the ordinary talk and stammer, but he is a dog-headed military advisor behind his back; when it comes to the three masters, he is arrogant, alone, and never instigates with the people below, if it is not for the approval of the big boss, I am afraid that no one in the village will pay attention to him. ”
Ren Tianqi smiled: "Is it? What can these three masters do to make the big masters so careful?"
Na Zhai Ding smiled: "Needless to say, he is a master of the three masters." I heard the brothers say that the three masters are not from our place, they passed by here one year and stopped to ask for money. The big boss loves to make friends in the rivers and lakes, and naturally he tries every means of persuasion to leave the three masters. ”
As he was talking, he suddenly screamed "ah", covered his mouth with one hand and jumped up, stretched out his hand and grabbed the single knife, looked around with wide eyes, and said angrily: "Who, who is plotting against Lao Tzu? ”
This old boy thinks very beautifully, even if someone comes, he will not come to make a move, scream a few times, and have to shout.
Ren Tianqi Tian Muzuo was also taken aback, and he was busy on alert, but he didn't see any movement.
As soon as I turned around, I saw that the villager was bleeding from his mouth, and he was vomiting non-stop, presumably because he had hit something in his mouth.