The baptism of the fifth, sixth, eighth, and extinction of the law
Update at 8 p.m.
"****!" Triangle Eye didn't think about it, adjusted the muzzle, and shot another shot at Tang Sen's eyebrows.
Tang Sen still tilted his head lightly, and the bullet actually flew past his ear again......
It's too late, it's fast, although we wrote a few paragraphs in the book, the actual time is only one second, the interval between the two consecutive shots of the triangular eye is only one second, and the pain of Scarface's left ear being knocked off has not had time to react to his body, and the second bullet arrives again, impartially, and it just hits Scarface's right ear again.
Scarface was inexplicably knocked out of both ears by two consecutive shots from his head, and the whole person was Spartan, screaming, covering his ears and falling to the ground, rolling all over the ground.
Tang Sen smiled: "It turns out that your marksmanship is as bad as your subordinates, and if you can't hit me, it's just that, why do you even fight your own people?"
At this point, the rider girls finally realized that this crooked nut is a master, and this action of turning his head to avoid bullets is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!
The sister of the Wang family, who was held in Tang Sen's arms, was suddenly cheered up, she was timid, she was frightened by the horse thieves just now, and her whole body was paralyzed and couldn't move, but now with the handsome and handsome Mr. Crooked Guoren to save herself, her spirit cheered up again, and her face was full of joy.
The sweat of the triangular eyes flowed down in a hurry, I have seen someone pretending to be forced, I have never seen someone pretending to be so exaggerated, he now wants to call 110, and said to the police girl on the line: "I want to call the police, there are people here who are pretending to be forced, and the scene is out of control." ”
However, as a professional horse thief, how can you hit 110?
"Lao Tzu fought with you. Triangle Eye holds a gun in his right hand. In his left hand, he drew the knife from his waist...... The shape of this pistol and a knife is very similar to the captain Planck in "League of Legends", the gun in his right hand "touched" Tang Sen and fired another shot, and the knife in his left hand also slashed at Tang Sen's neck.
Can you still turn your head to dodge the bullets this time? Are you hiding for me?
The gun was shot, the knife was slashed, but the triangular eye found a flower in front of him. The man was gone! He was taken aback, and quickly looked around, only to realize that Townsend had rushed into his group of men without knowing when, with a woman in his arms, and was so agile that he could dodge my attack in an instant, and then rush into my men......?
Tang Sen floated into the middle of the group of horse thieves, and it was really inconvenient to clean up these thieves with a girl in his hand. He had no choice but to whisper, "Offended!"
The sister of the Wang family said strangely: "Huh, why do you tell me this ......?"
Before he could finish his sentence, Tang Sen gently strained his hands and threw the girl into the sky...... The whole girl of the Wang family flew up, flew into the air, she rolled in the air, and then fell freely down, and only had time to exclaim "hey" in her mouth, and then she felt that she had fallen back into Tang Sen's arms.
In the few seconds she was thrown into the sky. All kinds of strange cries of "oops", "oops", and "mommy card" sounded everywhere, and when the girl fell back into Townsen's arms. When I looked closely, I realized that it only took a few seconds for the handsome Mr. Crooked Nutman to bring down all of Triangular Eye's men.
In the past, it was about Yu Wen wine and killing Huaxiong, and today there is Mr. Crooked Guoren throwing his sister and defeating the horse thief!
The rider girls have straight eyes, and the triangular eyes are stupid.
Tang Sen slowly walked back to Triangle Eye and patted him lightly on the shoulder: "Good." Wait for the police to come and collect you. ”
Triangle Eyes was furious: "Fart, Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" After he finished shouting this sentence, he found that his arm could no longer be raised, and the slap that Tang Sen had just slapped on his shoulder had fixed him with divine power......
Several of the rider girls who were squatting on the ground were already jumping for joy. Tang Sen said to the Wang family girl in his arms, "Are you better?"
"Okay, okay, I can stand on my own. The sister of the Wang family hurriedly said.
Tang Sen put her on the ground at this time, her body was still a little soft, but she could barely stand still, and as soon as she stood firmly, she couldn't wait to say: "Mr. Crooked Guoren, you are so powerful, too powerful." ”
"Generally average. Tang Sen smiled: "When I was a child, I learned a little sanda. ”
Did this Nima learn a little bit of sanda? The rider girls wiped a handful of sweat: it's outrageous.
"Call the police, and let the police clean up these horse thieves. Townsend said.
"Oh, yes, yes. The riders and girls quickly took out their mobile phones and dialed 110, but the police could not arrive soon, the town was still dozens of miles away, and the police had to prepare for several cars to load these horse thieves, so they had to stop and rest on the spot, waiting for the police to come and pick up people.
The horses were grazing at will, and the girls surrounded Townsend and squeaked and asked.
"Mr. Crooked Guoren, what kind of school of sanda are you? Why can you put down so many horse thieves in an instant? What kind of martial arts is it?"
"Mr. Crooked Guoren, do you accept apprentices?"
"Mr. Crooked Guoren, are you a famous teacher or what?"
The riders' questions became more and more unreliable, and Tang Sen smiled and answered casually, and everyone was happy.
At this time, the sister of the Wang family, who had been shy to answer and bowed her head next to her, suddenly came over and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Crooked Guoren, we didn't ask the key point when we asked, which country are you from? What is your name?"
Tang Sen smiled dumbly, yes, these guys have been calling themselves Mr. Crooked Nuts, and they haven't even asked their names.
He smiled: "My name is Tang Sen, and I am from the Tang Kingdom. ”
It was originally a very common common name to report the surname, but I didn't expect that as soon as the name Tang Sen was registered, the girls' faces suddenly changed greatly: "Tang Seng? Monk from the Tang Kingdom, no wonder you were so powerful just now, it turns out that you used a spell." ”
"Well, it's true that I'm using spells, but I'm really not a monk. Tang Sen picked up a branch and wrote the word "Sen" on the ground: "This is my Sen, not a monk." ”
"Whether it's a forest or a monk, in short, the same sound, it's not good. The girls' faces became a little panicked: "Mr. Tang, you have a big deal." ”
"What's wrong?" Tang Senqi said, "Is there something wrong with my name?"
"It's the destruction of France. The rider girls said nervously: "In our extermination of France, all monks will be ...... Suffer...... The baptism of extinguishing the law. ”
Tang Sen was surprised: "What is this baptism of extinguishing the law? Well, that's not the point, the point is that I'm not a monk at all, so I don't have to accept any inexplicable baptism." ”
The sister of the Wang family said: "You know how to spell, and there is a forest character in your name, the government will definitely think that you are a monk from the Tang Dynasty, otherwise how can you explain that you know how to spell? The government must say that you should have been a Tang monk, deliberately pseudonymous Tang Sen, and wanted to disguise yourself through your own country, our country's government is super unreasonable." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "What will happen to a monk? What is that baptism of destroying the Dharma?"
An embarrassed flush suddenly flashed on the face of the sister of the Wang family: "The queen of our country used to be a very devout believer and believed in monks, but she didn't expect that a few years ago, she was deceived by a group of monks to practice Yuan Yin Gong, saying that as long as she didn't break the color ring and didn't break the Yuan Yin, she could practice divine skills...... I didn't expect that Yuan Yin Gong or something was a lie, the queen didn't practice anything, and she missed the best youth, and when she found out that she had been deceived, she was already over thirty years old, which belonged to the age that no one wanted. ”
Townwend: "......"
The sister of the Wang family said: "Since then, the queen has hated monks very much, saying that she hates those monks who pretend to be noble and sanctimonious the most, so she formulated a law, once monks are found in the country, they must be forced to sleep with women, and their sexual precepts are broken, and these monks have to marry relatives, become ordinary people, and cannot become monks." This is also the so-called baptism of extinguishing the Dharma...... The country's former name was Tsing Ma, but it was because of the king's order that it was renamed to destroy France. Whether it is a monk from his home country or a monk passing by, as soon as he is discovered, he immediately performs the baptism. ”
"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen Khan: "So mad, so unreasonable......? Isn't this afraid of being condemned by the international community?"
The sister of the Wang family said: "The international community has indeed condemned it, saying that our country does not pay attention to human rights. But our queen said that a woman who has not married at the age of 30 is very terrifying, and what United Nations can't scare a crazy woman at all, she is hard steel United Nations, saying that the theory of not breaking the color precepts preached by monks is the real disrespect for human rights, if everyone practices what Yuan Yin and Yuan Yang Gong is, not OOXX, how can human society reproduce? Only by forcing monks to marry and marry is the right way to protect the continuation of the human race, and if the United Nations protects monks, it is to exterminate human beings...... When this big hat was buttoned down, the United Nations panicked. ”
Townwend: "......"
Well, that's okay, it's just crazy, Townsend is speechless.
The sister of the Wang family said: "We have called 110 to report to the police just now, and the police will come in a while, as soon as they ask your name and you sign up for Tang Sen, they will suspect that you are a monk, and then they will force you to sleep with a woman, marry a woman, and return to the vulgar ...... In short, there is a large set of procedures to go through, and if you don't accept the baptism of extinguishing the Dharma in its entirety at that time, they won't let you go. ”
Tang Sen was speechless, Nima, what a cheat. He is not afraid of a group of policemen coming to arrest him, if he wants to fight, Townsend will definitely be able to win, but ...... Fighting with human cops has never been Townsen's favorite thing to do, and this kind of thing can still be fooled.
He said, "Can I take a false name?"
The sister of the Wang family said: "Your passport will sell your name." ”
Townsend Khan: "What's going on?" (To be continued.) )