Recently, an authoritative survey has shown that the men who vote for the referendum will grow and become more handsome, and the women will become more and more beautiful.

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When the day dawned, Townsend woke up quietly, and it was very warm in his sleeping bag, because it was not only him, but also a hugging bear, and the soft plush brushed on his face, which felt very comfortable. Townsend buried his head in the chest of the hugging bear and rubbed it from side to side a few times.

"Indecent...... Help......" hugged the bear and screamed.

"I'm rubbing, screaming a fart early in the morning, scaring me a lot. Townsend was woken up three minutes by scare.

"You...... You...... You rubbed your face against my breasts. The black bear spirit screamed, "Crazy." ”

Townsend glanced at her chest, what, it was just a flat cloth, nothing else. Of course, plush toys don't make any nice boobs, at most it's just a bunch of plush, and I can't help but complain: "I said peanut girl, you don't have breasts at all, okay? ”

"Do you remember my name is Peanut?" the black bear chuckled.

"Nonsense, you only told me my name yesterday, how stupid would I have to be if I got up today and forgot it?

"He actually remembered my name. "The black bear spirit was so happy that he somersaulted, he was so fat that he fell to the ground with his face after the somersault......

Outside a good daylight, yesterday they were camped by a small river, the early morning riverside birds and flowers, very comfortable, Sun Wukong is meditating cross-legged by the river, seems to be absorbing the aura of heaven and earth.

Tang Sen smiled: "You are a monster, don't meditate like a Taoist." ”

Sun Wukong was not annoyed, and said with a grin: "Although I am a monster, what I cultivate is the Dao Law. ”

"Really?" said Tang Senqi.

"Of course it's true! My master is a genuine Taoist priest, but I can't tell you what kind of Taoism I practice, and my master won't let me say his name. Sun Wukong's vision is a little far-sighted, and he seems to miss his master a little.

"Because you are cultivating the Dao Law, the power comes from all things in heaven and earth, and the Dao Law is natural, so you don't need to be worshiped by others to have power?" Tang Sen asked with a smile.

"Yes!" Sun Wukong nodded: "What? I want to learn, I don't want to teach you, unless my master relaxes." ”

Tang Sen really wanted to learn, but Sun Wukong said this, he wouldn't go up and stalk him, men are dignified, and they can't ask others to teach them what is at the bottom of the box.

After taking a serious look at Sun Wukong, she found that there were many holes in the leopard print dress on her body, revealing snow-white skin inside, these holes were cut out by Ji Du Rahu Dark Sword when she was fighting with Jiuyao Xingjun yesterday, Tang Sen couldn't help but smile and said: "Wukong, you have a lot of broken clothes, take it off, I'll sew it for you, you can change back to bed sheets and clothes for the time being." ”

"Don't!" Sun Wukong decisively refused: "Don't think that my old grandson doesn't understand anything, I studied carefully when I passed by the city a few times, and now in this era, women take 'dew' as beauty...... The more you show it, the sexier and more glamorous it gets. If my grandson wants to change the image of being called a child, he must show it. ”

Tang Sen flipped the table: "I'll wipe it, who will look at a Lori Lu with a flat front and a flat back?" Lori's beauty lies in the innocent, cute, cute clothes, princess dresses, pink and pink, that's the king." ”

"Hmph! I'm not Lori, I'm a sexy beauty. Sun Wukong ignored Tang Sen's complaints, and said seriously: "Life is short, you must be sexy, from today on, there must be a lot of openings on my clothes, and I can show more dew." ”

"You're wrong. The little white dragon ran over: "Ladies must dress conservatively and dignified to be liked by men." ”

Sun Wukong said with a bitter face: "That's what a tall and beautiful immortal-level woman would say, a woman of my height must go off the rails!"

"Hey, it's not like you're cutting a lot of cuts in your clothes. ”

"Cut, my grandson obviously saw a lot of cuts on the jeans worn by women in the city, why can't I cut my grandson's dress?"

"This ......"

There was no reason to talk about this nameless woman, Tang Sen and Xiao Bailong had to give up treatment for her, the three of them packed their luggage, Tang Sen put the hugging bear on his back, and the group embarked on the road to the west again...... Continue along the long road.

The further forward he went, the fewer vehicles there were, and Townsend took out the map on his phone and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Oops, no wonder there are fewer vehicles on the road...... We are about to leave the border of the Tang Kingdom, and there is the border not far ahead. ”

I have to say that the bicycle is running fast, and it has not been many days since it has reached the border of the Tang Kingdom, which actually shows that the territory of the Tang Kingdom is full of small sizes. Judging from the map, the name of the country in front is called "Wusi Tibetan State", which is not unknown in the world, and it is a small country with little influence, because it is adjacent to the Tang Dynasty, the country is influenced by the culture of the Tang Dynasty, and its cultural customs are almost the same as the Tang Dynasty.

When the bicycle arrived at the border, I saw a clip set up in the middle of the road, and next to it was a barbed wire fence and a guard tower, on this side of the barbed wire were the soldiers of the Tang Kingdom were guarding the town with loaded guns, and on the other side of the barbed wire were the soldiers of the Wusi Tibetan State.

Tang Sen screamed: "It's not good, I forgot to get a passport." ”

When he left the imperial capital, his mind was full of things like gods and monsters, and he neglected to know about passports, and now he remembered that he needed a passport to cross the border in this era.

"What is a passport?" Sun Wukong said.

"Ahem, to put it simply, it's a proof, it can prove that I'm from the Tang Kingdom, and I'm going to wander around other countries......" Tang Sen explained.

Sun Wukong smiled: "It turns out that it's a dish! You don't even have this thing, so you dare to run around?"

People knew things 500 years ago, but they actually forgot it, Tang Sen covered his face embarrassedly: "This time, what should I do if I can't pass the checkpoint?"

"Don't bother, why don't we just fly over?"

"What's the matter...... It's not just as simple as crossing the border, but after arriving in another country, you can't stay in a hotel without a passport, you can't withdraw money from a bank, and it's also troublesome to be interrogated by the police while walking on the street. ”

Sun Wukong pouted: "It's even more troublesome than 500 years ago." ”

The three of them were talking about this, suddenly, a big truck came on the highway, the truck was full of goods, all of them were some timber, mountain delicacies and other things, afraid of no less than a dozen tons, a bearded middle-aged truck driver humming a little tune, holding the steering wheel with his right hand, and his left hand on the window, looking very lazy.

The truck drove next to Townsen's bicycle, and suddenly braked sharply, and the tires dragged out a screeching sound on the road, and then, the truck driver poked his head out and said with a smile: "I don't have a passport, right? I guessed it would be like this, take it, this is your passport......"

With that, two passports were thrown out of the car and fell into Townsen's hands.

Tang Sen Daqi, picked up the passport and took a closer look, it was really his name and photo, the information was filled in in detail, the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sen, was applying for a tourist visa. Look at Sun Wukong's one again, a person who is proud to come to Huaguoshan in the country, and he also has a tourist visa...... As for the little white dragon, she turned into a bicycle, and of course she didn't need a passport. The black bear spirit is a cuddle bear, and it doesn't need a passport.

Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "What's the situation? Why did an uncle who suddenly run on the side of the road come out to give us passports?"

Sun Wukong snorted: "Do you still need to ask, this truck driver is a black-bellied woman from Guanyin." ”

Tang Sen suddenly realized, beckoned to the bearded driver, and said, "I said Sister Guanyin, why are you going to become like this?"

Sister Guanyin maintained a bearded appearance, but her voice changed back to Tang Sen's familiar female voice, and she flickered solemnly and distantly: "This seat is for all sentient beings, there are thousands of Dharma appearances, Buddha body, Buddha body, Great Buddha body, Great Freedom Heavenly Body, Heavenly General body, Bishamen body, Little King body, Elder body, lay body, Ruler body, Brahmin body, Bhikshu body, Bhikshuni body, Upasai body, Elder woman body, lay woman body, Ruler woman body, Brahmin woman, virgin man, Virgins, Dracons, Yakshas, Gandharvas, Asuras, Garudas, Kinaras, Maharajas, Human, Inhuman Bodies, Vajra Beings...... Why not change a driver?"

The corners of Tang Sen's eyes twitched twice, and he said angrily: "Don't talk so much in front of me, you will die if you talk well?"

Sister Guanyin spread her hands: "Okay, talk well, I'll become a bearded driver running international freight for fun, and by the way, I'll send you a passport, that's it, I'll ......see you later" She stepped on the accelerator and rushed towards the border checkpoint, and when she arrived at the gate of the checkpoint, she threw out a passport, and the checkpoint opened, and the big truck roared out of the Tang Kingdom.

Tang Sen wiped his sweat: "Daddy, isn't this product working to make money? Can she really get the billion yuan she told me?

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Recently, an authoritative survey has shown that the men who vote for the referendum will grow and become more handsome, and the women will become more and more beautiful.