The fifth and sixth cute, they must be caught and beaten into pigs' heads
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The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva felt that the whole person was not good, and said that since the arrival of the new era, the belief in gods and Buddhas in the human world has indeed weakened a lot, but ...... Even if people no longer believe in Buddhism, few people dare to be disrespectful to gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas......
There is a saying in the human world: "God and Buddha can not be believed, but they cannot be disrespectful." ”
Even if it is a bold person or a mad man, you let him run to the monk's temple and touch the **** of the Bodhisattva statue, but I am afraid that no matter how shameless people are, they may not dare to do this.
If you go to a young man of the new age, that kind of staunch atheist, ask him to come to the temple and tell him that there is a stone and a statue of Buddha, and you can choose something to pee on it, and it is almost certain that that person will pee on the stone, and will never choose to pee on the statue of Buddha.
The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva has indeed met many people who do not believe in Buddhism, but the man who dares to threaten to arrest the Bodhisattva and put him in the eighteenth appearance and dare to attack his chest is really unique in this world. She looked at Tang Sen with sad and indignant eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "You are the most daring and frustrated man I have ever seen in my life, there is no one!"
Tang Sen covered his face: "No, no, no, it was the three presidents who took my hand and hit your chest, not my own will! I was also cheated by her, and I was also a victim." ”
The little monsters around were also frightened, just now they actually greeted a real Bodhisattva with rotten eggs and green cabbage heads, but the villain of the three presidents hid among them and watched the excitement, and was pitted again! God, the three presidents are really hateful.
Tang Sen carefully looked at the cute face of the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, looked left and right, something was wrong. Obviously, her facial features, figure, height, fat and thin, and even the small dimples at the corners of her lips are exactly the same as the three presidents, and she looks exactly like the same person, if it weren't for the fact that she and the three presidents look very similar, this kind of accident would not have happened. Just as we were chasing down the three presidents, a person who looked exactly like her suddenly ran out. It's too much of a coincidence, isn't it?
Tang Sen couldn't help but look up at the three presidents and asked, "How did you do it? Why is there a Peacock King Bodhisattva, who happens to look the same as you, and you can just use her to prank us?" I don't believe this is a coincidence, there must be some reason for this." ”
The three presidents laughed: "Hahahaha, do you want to know? If you are not convinced, come and fight me, defeat me, catch me, and put me in the form of eighteen, and I will obediently listen to you. Tell you anything, and until then, I'll continue to prank you. ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly, this Nima ...... He let go of the hand that was holding the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, and said in sweat: "Peacock girl, I was offended just now, cough, in short, we are all victims...... Let's join forces and take down this guy. In this way, you can avenge the arrow you were taken just now. ”
The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva pouted and rubbed his shoulder, which was scratched by Tang Sen just now, and shook his arm. Meng Meng said: "Don't join forces with you, I don't want to talk to you at all now." She ignored Townsend and looked up at the three presidents in the sky.
The three presidents are also looking at the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva.
Sure enough, these two women really look exactly the same, if it weren't for the different clothes on their bodies, absolutely no one would be able to tell who they were. Tang Sen stared at the two of them for a long time before he could see the difference in his eyes. The eyes of the three presidents are naughty and smart, but the eyes of the Peacock King Bodhisattva are honest and calm, which is the only difference between the two.
The two looked at each other for a long time, and the Peacock King finally remembered something. "Oops" and said, "I...... I finally remembered, you...... You're my twin sister, Roc!"
"Hehe, old lady, it turns out that you still remember that you have a sister. The three presidents laughed: "I thought you followed Rulai, and after becoming a bodhisattva, you didn't recognize the monster twin sister, but you still have a little memory." ”
Tang Sen and the surrounding monsters were all taken aback: "What? twins?"
The third president smiled: "Since the old lady still remembers me, I am not afraid to say it...... At the beginning of the chaos, there was a phoenix holy beast between heaven and earth, which gave birth to a pair of twin children, the eldest was this peacock, and the second was my Dapeng. At that time, our relationship was quite good, living together, growing up happily, I didn't expect it! Later, the Buddha met his sister, and felt that she was very capable and suitable to be a subordinate, so he named his sister as the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, and took him to the Da Lei Yin Temple, and lived a good life of brocade clothes and jade food. As for me, who is a sister...... Hee-hee...... Because I was unruly and refused to listen to the words of Rulai, he classified me as a monster and sent many men to hunt me down, I fled for tens of thousands of years, and lived a life of being hunted down by the Great Lei Yin Temple every day, and finally met the president and the second president, became righteous sisters, established the lion camel country and lived a stable life...... As for my sister, she didn't care about my life or death, and followed the person who wanted to kill me, tsk, you are really a good sister. ”
When everyone heard this, they were all shocked.
The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva was also shocked: "Huh, did you send someone to hunt you down at that time?" He told me that you don't want to be a Bodhisattva, and you flew away to a distant place to be free......
When she said this, she frowned and thought about it, and then suddenly realized, and said with tears: "That's right, it was still the era of the flood at that time, and the Buddha at that time was much worse than now, so it is really possible to do this kind of thing...... Alas...... So he lied to me......? I don't know about this, and if I had known that Rulai had sent someone to hunt you down, I would never have been a bodhisattva under him. Of course, I still love my sister. My poor sister, you have been displaced for tens of thousands of years, and my heart hurts. ”
The three presidents laughed: "Don't lie to me here, if you really love your sister, how could you not come to me? If you had come to me at that time, you would not have been deceived by Rulai for so long, and you didn't know the truth until today." ”
"I ...... I thought you longed for freedom, that's why I didn't come to you!" said the Peacock King Bodhisattva urgently.
"Don't explain, hum, explanation is a cover-up. The three presidents crossed their waists and said: "Or I'm more witty, when I fled, I left a trace of divine consciousness on you, as a mark when I look for you in the future, just now, I felt that this divine consciousness was coming to the lion and camel country, and I was about to enter the West City Gate, so I will fix you." Hahahaha...... This is revenge for your evil deeds of abandoning your sister back then......"
Hearing this, Tang Sen finally understood, just when he was fighting with the three presidents, the three presidents felt that the twin sister was about to go to the lion camel country, so she deliberately ran away, and asked Tang Sen to arrest him, and deliberately said that if you catch me, you will be put in a position like eighteen, and deliberately said it to all the little monsters, which is all to pave the way for the whole sister.
Then she ran all the way to the West City Gate, and deliberately kept playing pranks on the road, making more and more people chasing her, and when she arrived at the West City Gate, she used her speed to shake off the pursuers, disguised herself as a bandage monster, mixed into the group of little demons, and guided the little demons to attack the Peacock King Bodhisattva...... She succeeded in the sneak attack again, pushed her sister into Tang Sen's arms, and deliberately caused her to be attacked by Tang Sen's chest......
This guy's prank skills are really perfect!
The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva is not stupid, after listening to her words, she also guessed the matter to seven or eight points, she said with a bitter face: "Okay, this seat finally understands why there are so many monsters blocking here to deal with me, it turns out that it was all a prank done by your sister, in order to punish the bad sister who abandoned you back then...... It's all my fault, and I deserve it...... It's me who is sorry for you, and it's no wonder that you were rectified by you today. ”
When Tang Sen heard her say this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's good not to blame, I'm afraid that you won't ......be able to think about it after being spoofed."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the Peacock King Bodhisattva turn his face to him, and said angrily: "It is natural for my sister to fix me, I am sisters with her, and I don't blame her for anything, but what kind of name is this man of yours? The incident of you attacking my chest can be said to be a prank of my sister, and it is considered nothing, but you originally wanted to arrest my sister and put her in a position of eighteen, right? I can't sit back and watch you bully my sister...... Today I am going to be a good sister, help my sister to come out, and sweep away all her enemies! ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, is there a mistake? It's your sister's fault first, she played a prank and made the whole lion camel country restless, so many people will deal with her." ”
The Peacock King Bodhisattva snorted: "My sister has lacked family care since she was a child, and it is not strange that her personality is a little perverse, you should treat her leniently, give her more care, and give her more love...... Naturally, she learned it slowly. How can you entangle tens of thousands of people to deal with her because she likes to play pranks, smash her with rotten eggs and green cabbage, and put her in a position of eighteen? ”
The people were sweating profusely.
The monsters next to him exclaimed: "Oh, it's amazing, the three spoofed presidents suddenly have a strong backer, this is worth it? Won't it be even more aggressive in the future?"
The three presidents were triumphant and laughed in the sky, while the Peacock King Bodhisattva clasped his palms together and muttered in his mouth: "O?mayūrā_krānte_svāhā!"
A huge multicolored barrier of brilliance opened again, like a giant peacock with a holographic projection, floating above her. A look of determination flashed on her cute face, and she said to Tang Sen seriously: "Anyone who bullied my sister will be arrested and beaten into a pig's head!" (To be continued.) )
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