Chapter 288: Lao Tzu is called Rocket, you idiot!
The guard, who was close to the peak of his anger, suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter, ... The 'fierce look' of the little guy's face unexpectedly hit the cuteness of the guard...
The guard, who was close to the peak of his anger, suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Hahahaha, you little monster... It's the first time I've seen such a short prisoner hahaha~"
The prisoner who was squatting down and looking at him laughing was stunned, and then he was furious, and stretched out his claws to grab the guard's collar, but he almost couldn't reach it.
"Shut up, you bastard!You're a little monster!Your whole family is a little monster!!!"
After seeing this scene, the guards laughed even happier...
"Hahaha, I can't reach it~ My God, I didn't expect that there would be a pistachio on my ship this time, I must write it in the log, it's so surprising hahaha. ”
"Shut up idiot! If I could get out, I'd be sure to shove that kid-eating guy's shit in your mouth and give you a taste of what it tastes like!"
After hearing this, the guard's expression finally changed a little, and then he raised his eyebrows and said.
"Really? You can still get out of prison? If you do, I don't mind if you come to this ship to find me, and I'll send you in one more time. ”
"Of course Lao Tzu can come out, your prison is like a kindergarten for children to play, I have escaped from prison 19 times (pay attention to the timeline~)!"
"Wow... Really?!Let's see what you've done with this little guy and how much you can do. ”
The guard looked at him exaggeratedly, then pulled out his holographic equipment and began rummaging.
"Aha~ I found it. Uhhhh
After seeing the information, the smile on the guard's face gradually froze.
"Huh, scared by my resume?"
"Actually, I was scared, I was scared to pee, Mr. 89p13?"
"It's a rocket! Lao Tzu is called a rocket, you idiot!"
"Okay, okay, for your height, I'll call you Rocket, Mini Little Rocket~"
The guard turned his device to the prisoner and said, "Come on, look at your resume, there have been 12 hijackings, but most of them have failed?"
"That's their luck!" the prisoner turned his head arrogantly.
"There were also 26 burglaries, 33 outdoor robberies, and 6 thefts····· ?”
When he heard the last, Rocket instantly turned his head and roared incredulously: "Hah, stealing, Lao Tzu never steals, it's all robbing, what kind of bullshit record are you!"
"Poof... Hahaha~"
"Shit, shut up you bastard! I'm going to make you look good!"
The guard said unapologetically: "I'm sorry, you look like a child who has just turned 6 years old and is saying to adults: I'm a man~."
Oh man, you're going to kill me~"
Looking at the rocket that was getting more and more angry, the guard coughed twice and continued: "Okay, our Mr. Rocket, you said you wanted to talk to me before?"
"That's right, bastard, I really want to talk to you! Why are all the other big and stupid guys being bound by straps and bracelets and anklets, and they are a cage when they come to me!"
The guard looked back and forth at the rocket's unique cell and shook his head slightly.
"Oh... Are you not satisfied with your nest?"
"I want to be treated the same as everyone else! And I haven't eaten a child or a pet! Why should I live in a cage!"
"As for this... Isn't it different when you get to prison, big cage and small cage, I still think this is suitable for you, as for other uses..."
With that, the guard looked at the distance between the two and laughed again, leaning his face forward, just enough distance for Rocket's hand to reach him.
"Other uses are, I don't mind if you hit me now, just hit it~Can you hit hahaha~"
He threw his leg back in a complete outburst of anger, and then with the help of the thrust of the wall behind him, he grabbed the iron pillar of the cage with both hands and kicked his leg out, and the sharp claws on his feet scratched three blood marks on the face of the guard, and then quickly retreated into the cage.
"Ha~ I can't think of it, you son of a bitch, fuck off! Lao Tzu's legs are longer than his hands!"
The guard touched his cheek, looked at the blood on his hand, and showed a 'demonic smile' with a different meaning, and reached out and pulled the high-voltage electric baton behind his back.
"That's the end of the little monster, I wanted you to give me more happiness~ But now I don't plan to play, so the game ended early. ”
As he spoke, the guard stabbed the cage with all his strength with the electric baton in his hand, and just as the rocket was about to be electrocuted, the entire cell suddenly turned crimson, and then a strong and short alarm suddenly sounded!
After seeing this color and hearing this unusual sound, the guard immediately stopped what he was doing and took possession, and at the same time, the door of the cell, which had been closed, was suddenly 'banged' open with great force.
"Sir..."
"What's going on?!"
"It's a pirate, a space pirate!"
"Are you kidding me? This is the fleet of the Nova Empire, which group of space pirates would dare to do it?! It must be someone from the Kree Empire. ”
"It's still uncertain, but we only know that at least thirty or more combat ships suddenly rushed out of the meteorite group, and there are no ships of the Kree Empire, all of which are various miscellaneous combat ships of space pirates. ”
“fk····”
The guard scolded secretly and stretched out a finger to the rocket and said, "Now, little monster, you can set up a point in your little cage by yourself, and I will play with you when I solve other things." ”
"Just by virtue of your big guy, when you go to the battlefield, you must be the first person to be killed! If you want to find me, wait for you to survive, I really don't know if it's a brain pump or what, you actually walked near the meteorite group during the war!"
When Rocket said this, the guard had already walked out of the cell, and Rocket, who felt a little bored, seemed to see movement on his right side, so he raised his head and looked next to him, which was also a cage with a different universe.
The cage was a clear glass jar filled with green liquid, and the prisoner inside was a tall tree man!
The tree man was closing his mouth at the rocket, as if to say something, but because of the glass jar, the rocket couldn't hear anything.
"Please, Groot, I can't hear you now!And I don't know what you mean by just looking at the shape of your mouth!Don't you know that every word you say is the same when you open your mouth!"./16_16852/