Fifth, ninety-two, who will play the man
Update at 8 p.m.
Townsend is a principled man, and one of his principles is: you can beat up the bad guys, but you must never do anything to the good guys!
You can't hit her just because she doesn't want to talk to you.
If you can beat and bully others and force others to listen to you because you are better than others, then what is the difference between you and bad people? When the time comes, it will be the turn of others to sanction you.
Therefore, Tang Sen didn't want to do anything to the king of Nanshan, he just wanted to reason with her.
The two of them came out of the Demolition Yue Serial Cave and stood at the door of the cave, Tang Sen sighed: "This is trouble. ”
Eighth Sister Zhu suddenly laughed: "Actually, it's not troublesome, can't you just pretend to be a crooked man?" Find a man to pretend to be Qingqing and me, and put on a very intimate appearance, so that she will believe what you say, and then ...... You can negotiate with her smoothly. I think Wang Shizi is good, you let him help you. ”
"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen imagined the picture of himself and Wang Shizi pretending to be a couple, and suddenly got goosebumps, and screamed: "Don't, absolutely not, then I'd rather not talk to her, let her join the reform party." ”
Zhu Bajie said: "This is not good, haven't you always claimed to be righteous and saved the girls from the water and fire? If this Nanshan King goes to join the Reform Party, a good girl will become a bad party, and one day in the future she will be used by the Tai Bai Xing, and she will run against the Jade Emperor girl in a daze, and join the rebel army, causing chaos in the world, and her lives will be ruined, and she may be killed by a certain god or immortal, and a beautiful flower will wither, and there will be one less candidate girl in your crystal palace." It's just too wasteful. ”
Tang Sen said angrily: "I don't have any crystal palace, don't talk nonsense...... But then again, what you said makes sense, you can't watch a good girl being abducted into the evil path by Tai Bai Xing, if I can help her, I still want to help. But she doesn't talk to straight men, and I don't want to find a man to play a crooked man, what else can I do?"
Eighth Sister Zhu's eyes rolled badly: "There is, you go to find a woman to dress up as a man and pretend to be a handsome guy, can't you play Qingqing and my couple with her?"
"Huh, this seems to work. Tang Sen imagined for a moment, if a girl pretended to be a handsome guy to make love to herself, then there would be no sense of rejection, and she would not feel disgusting, which was a wonderful plan.
His eyes turned to Eighth Sister Zhu. Zhu Bajie immediately shook her head and said, "I can't do it, look at my chest...... Even if this thing is wrapped in cloth dozens of times, it can't be flattened, and I'm sure I can't disguise a man. ”
Well, this makes sense, and Tang Sen has to admit that Zhu Bajie is right. He had no choice but to say: "You continue to lurk beside the king of Nanshan, I will drive down the mountain and find a girl to dress up as a man and play a crooked man with me." ”
Sister Zhu went back to the Demolition Yue Serial Cave.
Townsend flew down the hill as fast as he could. returned to the camp, and at this time the queen was still struggling with how to recruit the "black household" on the mountain down the mountain. When Townsend returned to the tent, the girls had already gotten up, and Townwex's eyes swept over them one by one......
The two Sun Wukong are definitely not good, they are still little Lori, and they can't pretend to be men, although they can use seventy-two transformations to become men. However, the next step is to play the intimate bend of the male couple...... I always feel that this kind of thing is not suitable for Lori to do.,It's going to teach a good Lori bad.。
Look at Li Jing again...... Forget it, you can't do anything with these two goods, ignore it. Forget it. This girl seems to be a little pure, don't instill strange things in her.
Xiao'er, she doesn't like to do anything other than refining medicine, she doesn't even bother to take a bath herself, and now she still has to ask Tang Sen to help her take a bath every few days, and she can't count on her performance.
Tang Sen locked his eyes on the Antarctic True Monarch, this Taoist immortal is still very reliable, and I don't know why, she listens to her own words, as long as it is her own order, she will do it with her head, it is very worthy of dependence, Tang Sen brought the Antarctic True Monarch sister over and said: "Antarctic girl, I want to ask you to disguise yourself as a handsome guy and go with me to negotiate with the King of Nanshan." ”
"What, why do you want to disguise yourself as a handsome guy?"
Tang Sen explained the reason, and the Antarctic True Monarch was relieved, and she nodded obediently: "I see, in order to weaken the power of the Reform Party and ensure the safety of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, this matter is under his subordinates, and I will not hesitate, please let me do it." ”
She took a set of Townsend clothes, and went into the tent, and when she came out a little later, she had already changed into men's clothes.
At first glance, it's really good-looking, women pretend to be men, they often pretend to be handsome guys, and Antarctic Zhenjun is no exception, looking at her appearance, she is really handsome and has no friends.
Antarctic Zhenjun said proudly: "I'm still very confident in myself, am I dressed well?"
The onlookers next to him shook their heads together, and Sun Wukong was the first to speak: "No!"
"Ah, why not?" Antarctic Zhenjun Daqi: "What can't you do?"
"Not at all like a man. Sun Wukong continued to shake his head.
"How is that possible? I wrapped my chest flat...... The makeup has been removed, the hair has become shorter, and the Adam's apple has also changed out, no matter how you look at it, it is a man. "Antarctic True Monarch Dao.
"No, no, no matter how you look at it, you're a woman. Li Jing concluded: "Antarctic Zhenjun, your own temperament is soft and graceful, you belong to the style of the big sister next door, and now you are dressed like this, you still haven't gotten rid of your femininity, you are full of sisterly spirit, tsk, just changing your clothes, makeup, Adam's apple or something, you can't hide the fact that you are a woman, if I am the king of Nanshan, I can see through you with just one glance." ”
The Great Khan of the Antarctic True Monarch sat down on the ground with a dejected expression: "Even Li Jing, the second goods......, can see through it at a glance?"
"Looks like we have to change someone. Tang Sen's gaze turned to the white deer girl again, but the white deer girl immediately shook her head and said: "I can't do it either, it's okay for me to pretend to be a little old man, it's completely unreliable to pretend to be a beautiful man and a handsome guy, just the body is not good, I'm too short, others will know that I am a woman at a glance, and I won't change...... I can't change anything like the Adam's apple. ”
This is reasonable, and Tang Sen has a headache now.
At this moment, a person who had not attracted much attention from everyone stood up and said loudly: "Pretend to be a man, I'm doing it!"
When everyone heard this, they turned their heads and looked, it turned out to be Liu Mo!
Liu Mo has not been very high-profile since she joined Tang Sen's tour group in the Flaming Mountain, whether it is fighting monsters, fighting immortals or fighting anyone, she rarely comes out to show off, and only thinks about how to win Tang Sen's eyeballs, let him fall in love with herself and then abandon him, however, ...... She never succeeded, and, in the last battle, she also suffered a shameful defeat, not only failed to make Townsend fall in love with her, but she herself almost fell in love with Townsen, and almost squirted a mouthful of old blood at that time......
So she kept a low profile for dozens of chapters, and she had been thinking about waiting for an opportunity, and now she heard that she was going to pretend to be a man, and she was going to play a crooked man couple with Tang Sen, and she was happy again: Hahaha, isn't this a good opportunity? Let him see how capable I am, maybe he will fall in love with me, and then I will ruthlessly abandon him and send him a good person card, hahaha, my opportunity to avenge my wife and concubine has finally come.
Liu Mo said loudly: "I have a hand in pretending to be a man, please partner with me." ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but be surprised: "Miss Liu, are you really good at this?"
"Hmph, of course, you wait here, I'll go into the tent and change my clothes, and I'll see you later." After speaking, Liu Mo got into the tent.
Everyone waited outside the tent for a while, and there was no movement inside, just when the two Sun Wukong began to get impatient, they suddenly heard a hearty laugh, and a handsome man opened the curtain of the tent and walked out generously.
Of course, this man is Liu Mo, and Liu Mo's shadow can be vaguely seen from her eyebrows, but no matter how she looks at it, she doesn't look like Liu Mo, because she is wearing men's clothes at this time and has no makeup...... Of course, this is not the point, the point is that she walks like a dragon, and her whole body exudes a feeling of pure men and real men, so that people can't imagine that she is a woman from any direction.
All the girls were stunned, only Sun Wukong had long known that Liu Mo was the Bull Demon King, so he didn't care, just hid to the side and laughed secretly.
Liu Mo turned around and said loudly: "What? Do you think I'm a man or a woman?"
Everyone sweated profusely, and Tang Sen said: "Miss Liu Mo, is it really you?"
"Of course it's me!" Liu Mo laughed, she was actually proud of her outfit, this time she deliberately used a different style than before. Because Tang Sen had seen the appearance of the Bull Demon King, Liu Mo couldn't dress up as the arrogant and domineering president of the Bull Demon King, so she dressed herself up as a handsome and hearty handsome guy this time.
Tang Sen really didn't see that she was the Bull Demon King.
Liu Mo walked to Tang Sen's side with a man's steps, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Dude, let's go to the Internet café to play games together after school, and we will have a cool day today, hahaha." ”
This tone was full of masculine learning, so that Tang Sen almost mistakenly thought that it was Cai Xinzi, a sworn friend of Imperial Capital University, who was beside him.
"I'm dizzy, you're too much like a man, aren't you?"
Liu Mo said: "What's the matter? So I can pretend to be a couple with you and go and talk to the king of Nanshan, right?"
Tang Sen said: "It's no problem at all, but ...... We are going to play the role of a couple, and it is inevitable that there will be some intimate behavior, if Miss Liu ......"
"It's okay, there's no if. Liu Mo said generously: "It's ancient nonsense that men and women can't bear it, our children in the new era don't pay so much attention, as long as we don't have ghosts in our hearts, it doesn't matter if our bodies touch a little, haha, be generous, I don't care, don't care." ”
Tang Sen smiled: "Okay, then there is Miss Lao Liu." (To be continued.) )