Northbound (1)
The three bounty hunters disbanded shortly after they returned to the guild.
Laura was the first to leave, and there were no new good bounties in the guild, maybe there were so many of them at this time, and the thirty gold coins in her pocket cast a spell on her, and Laura just wanted to consume them as soon as possible.
Pierce hopes that everyone can rest for a while, combine work and rest, and just completed a considerable reward, everyone should relax appropriately, although their share of the amount has shrunk a lot, and there is more than enough to the top, but for the current self, it is also decent and completely acceptable.
Gerak originally intended to come to the Bounty Hunters' Guild to find the figure of the old vulture, but unfortunately, he didn't see half of his bald head when he searched the whole place, just like he had sensed the crisis beforehand, this guy's nose has always been sensitive, especially for the arrival of danger, which is the only thing that Gerak envied the old vulture.
As a result, the three bounty hunters agreed to take a few days off to make adjustments.
It's just that I didn't expect that the simple rest "days" originally planned was actually not simple at all.
Probably after the fifth day of rest, Gerak finally couldn't help but return to the Hunters' Guild, the dwarven warrior never calmed down, he felt that the five-day rest would make his superb axe skills a lot unfamiliar, and he had to brush away the double-edged axe "Rust" that had been hanging on the wall for five days, and Gerak was ready to give it a new life and show its cold again.
And the first step to regain her life is to go straight to Pierce's house, and pull the other party to the Hunters' Guild without saying anything, as for Laura, the lady seems to have been obsessed with home decoration lately, and I heard that she moved not long after she returned, and she didn't say a word to her two old companions at her new address, and she also spent all day thinking about decoration in her new home, and I really couldn't understand why women liked this kind of thing, either shopping with clothes, or spending endless time to dress up their rooms.
Grak: "Pierce, I think we won't be able to see Laura in person when we go to the guild to find the bounty and set off, and she'll need to spend more time in her house. ”
Pierce: "Laura has moved to a new house?"
Grak: "No, he didn't tell us when he moved, and he wasted too much time when the three of them should go out together to carry out bounty tasks and make a lot of money, tsk, woman." ”
Pierce: "But Laura told us about her move, how did you know? and that she was decorating her new home. ”
Grak: "...... What nonsense!Look!Watch!How many times have I said it, it's so important to be observant, it will let you know a lot about what's coming, alas, I can't imagine that you've been with me for so long, and you've not learned even a little bit of my merits, I'm disappointed, Pierce. ”
Pierce touched his head, always feeling that something was wrong, a Gerak who kicked open the hotel door in Wolf Hidden Town and talked nonsense, even taught himself to look at words and look at the atmosphere?
The two of them came to the Hunters' Guild smoothly, still as usual, crowded inside and out, fortunately there was a double-edged axe in their hands to open the way, otherwise the dwarven warrior would have been squeezed to death under the crotch of the man's pile.
After arriving at the bulletin board, Gerak said to his companions, "Look at Pierce, there is a bounty that can be completed by the two of us working together." ”
Pierce looked down and asked, "Aren't we waiting for Laura?"
Grak: "This time it's free, that woman needs to spend more time in her new home, and I don't think she will come, what? Are you worried that the two of us won't be able to finish it? Don't worry, my axe is already hungry and thirsty, and there is nothing that I can't do now!"
Then there is the long-lost self-bragging of the dwarven warriors, who have been bored for too long, and have too many "good things" to share with their companions.
Pierce looked back at the bulletin board, checking the bounty quest and listening to the words he hadn't seen for a long time, he smiled heartily, although the two often quarreled and quarreled, they got along very well, including this consideration of Gracker at this time.
Pierce: "Grack, what do you think about going and helping the uptown nobles catch cats?"
Grak: "Huh, what cat?"
Pierce: "Hmm...... Written here is a pure white kitten, with a small bell on the right front foot, and a small sign around its neck, tied with a red rope, on which is written 'Bai Xue', which should be the kitten's name. ”
Grak: "Pierce, I don't mean to ask you about the details of the cats, but to ask you why we two such good bounty hunters would go and help these nobles catch cats instead of going out of the city to hunt monsters!"
Pierce: "Uh...... Sorry, I thought you'd be interested in this bounty, it's a simple job, just finding a kitten that might have strayed into the lower town, and there's still sixty silver coins for the bounty, and I'm curious why no one would claim such a quest. ”
Grak sneered and said, "Pierce, do you know what you're talking about?" Although the bounty hunters here are more or less powerful, there is no doubt that we all have our own dignity, and we should do more meaningful and greater things, instead of looking for lost cats and dogs for others all day long. ”
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A gutter somewhere in the lower town of Devonburg.
"There, there, catch it, cunning little one!"
"This guy is moving so fast, look at me...... Sorry I didn't catch it, I ran to you. ”
"Good guy, isn't this a self-defeating trap...... I have to admit that you really have two quick moves. ”
"At your feet, to the left, to the right, to the left, oh, here it is!"
"Don't fucking call Pierce, in you, the spinning stupid head, on your heels, damn it, can't you be nimble? How many times have you missed a chance to catch it?"
"It's too fast, it's light, and the environment here isn't friendly to me, look, it's going to Grak!"
"You mean this is more suitable for my height? Pierce, see how I teach you a lesson after this is over, catch this naughty kitten before that, hey!"
Leaning over and grabbing it with both hands, grabbing an empty body and balancing, Gerak fell headlong into the mud-thick gutter, unable to pull his head out for a moment.
Pierce: "Oh, Gluck you're alright, let me help you, wait...... Oh! damn it. ”
Under the influence of the gutter, Pierce pushed his feet forward with too much force and planted himself next to Gerk.
Pierce: "...... Hey Gerk, are you okay?"
The two of them looked at each other in the gutter above their heads, half-bent over, in an inverted V-shape.
Grak roared, "What the do you think Lao Tzu is good?!"
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After a lot of tossing, the two "blacks" finally caught the cat on the bounty mission, an aristocratic cat who grew up in Uptown and was curious about all new things, including the smelly gutter that could not be seen in Uptown.
Thanks to it, Gerak and Pierce are now foul-smelling, dirty, and black except for their teeth and eyes. Snow was no better than the snow bouncing in the gutter, and the stains stuck all its white and silky fur together, sticking to its body to make it look like a bald black cat, and it was disgustingly shiny.
Pierce: "Gerak, shouldn't we clean ourselves up before we go on errands?"
Grack said angrily, "Nonsense, do you want to go to your employer like this? Besides, even if we don't wash it, it is necessary to wash this stinky thing." ”
"Meow. ”
Grak: "What's your name, that's you, cunning and naughty thing who doesn't know how to live or die!"
"Meow?"
The cat tilted its little head to look at the person holding her.
Pierce laughed, "I guess it's in love with you, Gerk, it seems to be having a lot of fun with you." ”
Grak looked disgusted: "Lao Tzu is not happy at all, smell this smell, uh, it's not too disgusting, it's just a little beast like you who likes to run to this kind of place to play." ”
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Dwarven warriors like to be admired, if that admiration comes from their strength, appearance, or fame, or at least not because of a foul smell.
On the way to the bathhouse, the two bounty hunters retreated wherever they went, which should have been a rare, to be precise, never-before-seen experience, but it did not expect to happen in such a situation that had also never been seen before.
Pierce: "It looks like we stink, but I'm a little bit used to smelling it and I don't think it's so disgusting, and people's habits are really amazing." ”
Grack: "Shut up Pierce. ”
The two of them came to the bathhouse in a sense of swagger, washed by hot water and moistened by soap, the two bounty hunters finally washed off the stains on their bodies, and this time Bai Xue was very cooperative, it allowed the two big men to wash their bodies without resistance.
Even though his body was clean, Grad's mood didn't improve much. The owner of the bathhouse dares to discriminate against customers, this is a taboo in doing business, why can only they come in if they want the money of double training, so naked and differentiated, in the future, we must "publicize" the benevolent hospitality of this bathhouse.
The dwarven warriors, who were heartbroken and had lost a chance to take a bath, didn't think about it, since the two of them and a cat entered here, they were the only ones left in the huge bathhouse.
After taking a good bath, the two of them were refreshed and were about to pick up the washed clothes, but they didn't expect that the bathhouse owner not only discriminated against the guests, but also didn't let go of the clothes.
Grack: "Is there any mistake about it, it's just a few clothes, why double the money?"
The bathhouse owner asked with a wooden face, "What do you think?"
In the end, after trying his best, the dwarven warrior still did not get the other party's understanding, and once again took out double the laundry fee from his purse
Back on the street, Snow leaned on Grack's shoulder, obediently listening to the conversation between the two.
"Pierce, if you dare to take on this bounty next time, I will definitely beat you until your ass blossoms. ”
"But, didn't Gerak decide to take it, and said that it was a stroke of luck to have sixty silver coins for such an easy job. ”
"Well, a good bounty hunter like me should deal with giant monsters, yes, like the Triple Crown Lizard King. ”
The dwarven warrior really didn't say anything about what he had said before.
Pierce suddenly said, "Oh my God, it's hard to say whether a monster is a monster or not, the only thing that is certain is that we are about to be in big trouble." ”
Grad: "What?"
Pierce pointed to Grad's shoulder, and the dwarven warrior turned to see that his shoulders were empty. Pierce pointed out that a white cat in the distance was preparing to venture into the alley, and did not forget to turn around and "meow" to invite his two playmates to join.
Gerak yelled, "Stop the little thing, don't run around!"
Pierce: "Oh no, it ran in!"
Grak: "Don't, get it back!"
This scene was seen by an enchanter who happened to be passing by.
"What are these two doing?"
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Night.
The owner of the bathhouse, who was expecting his next guest at the front desk, was humming a little song and drinking a little wine, and there were more guests than usual tonight, and he couldn't suppress the smile on the corner of his mouth just a little estimate of the income.
Let's go
A creepy voice sounded, accompanied by a foul smell, and an ominous premonition ran from the soles of his feet all the way to his head, and the owner of the bathhouse fixed his eyes to see two black guys standing at the entrance.
"Good evening, boss. ”
"Hehehe, what a coincidence, we met again. ”
"Meow. ”
In the ordinary bathhouse, there are the frightened cries of the guests and the roar of the bathhouse owner.
"Three-fold! no! tenfold! No, no, no! fuck off!"