Chapter Seventy-Three: What a Miserable Little Old Man
Zhen Hao is smiling outside, and the spring breeze is hemp and wheat husk inside.
At this moment, the old man Wang Chunfeng stuffed the stinky socks of the unknown old man in his mouth, and the middle man was still pinched by the heavens, under the double torture of spirit and body, the old man Wang Chunfeng couldn't hold back anymore, and two lines of tears flowed out of the corners of his eyes.
At this moment, no language can describe the feeling in the heart of the old man Wang Chunfeng at this moment, thousands of words, and finally converged into one sentence: Zhen Hao, I fuck your uncle!
Wang Chunfeng: 〒▽〒
Tianxiang here is very obedient, and he has no doubts about Zhen Hao's opinion, and honestly pinched Wang Chunfeng for a long time, his hands were tired, but he always saw that Wang Chunfeng did not move at all, so he turned back to Zhen Hao and said anxiously: "Senior Zhen, why hasn't my Grandpa Chunfeng woken up yet!
For this kind of good boy who takes himself when he has an accident, Zhen Hao has always been stingy, and he is absolutely a gang to the end!
So Zhen Hao stepped forward when he heard the sound, looked at the two lines of humiliating tears flowing from the corners of Wang Chunfeng's eyes, forcibly held back the smile in his heart, and said to the sky with a heavy face: "Hey! It seems that Old Man Wang's illness has not been a day or two, and seeing that he has not woken up yet, it is estimated that he has already had this disease, but he has always hidden it from you." Today this has been suppressed for too long, and as a result, it all broke out at once, and this external stimulus in the pinching of people has no effect on him, and now, there is no medical treatment for the medicine stone, and only one plan can cure him!"
Wang Chunfeng, who was lying on the ground, saw that Zhen Hao had opened his mouth to express his opinion again, he was very panicked, and he had an ominous premonition, especially when Zhen Hao also said that his "condition" was so serious, Wang Chunfeng was even more cold in his hands and feet and cold in his spine after hearing this, but now that he got up again, the previous grievances would be in vain!
Wang Chunfeng was a little reluctant to fall short, so he could only pray that the heavens would not easily believe Zhen Hao's house.
Tianshang just heard the first half of Zhen Hao's words, and her tears couldn't help but flow down, thinking that Wang Chunfeng would die today, but when she heard Zhen Hao's final turn, a look of surprise appeared on her face, and she hurriedly asked Zhen Hao: "Zhen senior!
Zhen Hao hesitated, looked at Wang Chunfeng lying on the ground, and secretly said "I'm sorry", and then finally said in anticipation of Tianxiang: "Now, it is definitely not possible to pinch people, and now there are only... Only..."
Everyone stepped forward in unison and said in unison, "What's the only?"
Zhen Hao had a tangled look on his face, looked at the people who were curious and asked, gritted his teeth, and finally said: "The only way to do this is to cut off his earthly roots in order to stimulate the terminally ill old man Wang Chunfeng to the greatest extent!"
When everyone heard this, they were all inexplicable, and they didn't know what this red earthly root was.
Wang Chunfeng, who was lying on the ground, only felt cold all over his body, although he didn't know what this red earthly root was, but he always felt as if something bad was about to happen.
Seeing that everyone still didn't understand, Zhen Hao whispered again: "It's just... It is the children and grandchildren. Roots.."
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Quiet, there was silence in the venue, everyone look at me, I look at you, without saying a word, I don't know what to do.
Tianxiang's face was even redder, but even so, she still endured her shame and looked at everyone for help.
Wang Chunfeng's frightened soul is almost gone, his heart is cold, and the old brothers below are even cooler, shocked that Zhen Hao is so ruthless and crazy! This Zhen Hao is definitely deliberate!
Wang Chunfeng was panicked in his heart, but there was still silence in the venue, everyone looked at each other, no one wanted to come forward, and they disliked burying people.
At this time, there was a hero who stood up bravely, and it was the unknown old man who contributed his socks.
"Leave this matter to me! Anyway, Brother Wang is also old, that guy is useless, it's better to die than to live, let me do it, even if Brother Wang wakes up and blames me, then I will admit it!"
Zhen Hao was shocked, he never thought that there was really such an upright person in this world, his heart was moved, he felt that he needed to know this hero!
So Zhen Hao took a step forward and clasped his fists: "I don't know who the old hero's surname is, he can be willing to sacrifice himself for the old man Wang Chunfeng, and he really values love and righteousness, which is really singable and crying!"
Seeing Zhen Hao complimenting himself so much, the unknown old man hurriedly clasped his fists with both hands, saluted Zhen Hao back, and said with a fearless face: "A certain Liu knife, the little brother can call me a knife." I'm not a hero, but I cleaned up a lot for those poor children who entered the palace in the early years, so I didn't dislike it, and I took over this job. Don't worry, my knife is fast and accurate, and I guarantee that there will be no pain in cutting, and there will be no trouble!"
The previous one is still very modest, and when it comes to his own methods, it is called a self-confident person, with a knife in hand, and the grandchildren do not have the courage to build the world!
When everyone heard this, they were all relieved, Zhen Hao was also relieved, gave up his position, made a gesture of invitation to Liu Yidao, and said with a serious face: "Please also ask the hero to do it!"
When Liu Yidao heard this, his face was serious, and he walked towards Wang Chunfeng who was lying on the ground step by step with heavy steps.
Seeing this, the ladies quickly turned their heads, their faces turned crimson, and they snorted secretly.
It's not taboo at all for male friends, everyone has things, just glance at them twice, and don't let you do it, then there must be nothing to be afraid of, and they also surround Wang Chunfeng together, wanting to see what kind of process this unseen pure body is.
With so many people watching, Liu Yidao looked excited, he was engaged in this industry before, but he had never received so much attention, and now he picked it up again, and he could show his hand in front of everyone, even if he cut ten more, he would not be dirty!
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Wang Chunfeng cried, he really couldn't imagine that he was just pretending to be sick, Zhen Hao was so ruthless, he could even think of this kind of bad move, and you could even say such a vicious move! What are you doing! What are you doing! Don't pretend! Who likes to pretend to be who pretends to be! I can't pretend anymore!
So Wang Chunfeng's mentality collapsed, slowly opened his old eyes, and his trembling hands finally pulled out the stinky socks in his mouth, greedily breathing fresh air, and accidentally touched the person who was pinched and bleeding by the sky, and couldn't help but let out an "ah" in pain.
Wang Chunfeng's voice also attracted everyone's eyes that had been staring at his lower body.
Everyone woke up before seeing Wang Chunfeng, which made a group of men who were curious to watch the cleansing process a little disappointed, but it didn't hurt, as long as the person was fine, it didn't matter whether he looked at the cleansing or not.
Liu Yidao took the old guy he had just taken out, and his face was a little lost, if his knife was faster.....
Wang Chunfeng woke up, and the things behind this were much simpler, the old man Wang Chunfeng was helped to the chair by his old partners, and the sky was on the side for a while, and Zhen Hao was successful and retired, with a proud face, and returned to Niu Erhua in the strong gratitude of everyone.
Wang Chunfeng's staged artificial version of this is approaching, and he almost sent his old brother away, at this time, he was scared, trembling, and his old heart was beating non-stop, and he was about to jump out of his heart.
However, it is precisely because of such a "real" scene that Zhen Hao looked at the pear blossoms crying at this time with rain, sparse uproar, and tearful eyes, he knew that Wang Chunfeng had successfully deceived Tiansheng, as the promoter of all this, the corners of Zhen Hao's mouth slightly hooked a trace of arc, hiding his merit and fame.
"Grandpa Chunfeng, when did you get sick, why didn't you tell Shangshang earlier, do you know how worried and scared Shangshang is! You are my grandfather, you are sick, I am bankrupt in the sky, and I want to cure your illness, what do you say you are hiding from me! I am almost scared to death by you!"
Tianshang hugged Wangchunfeng's arm and cried vigorously, crying and complaining, as if he wanted to cry out all the fright he had just received.
Li Li was at a loss on the side, clumsily comforting Tianxiang, who had been crying.
When Wang Chunfeng heard this, he felt a little guilty, but the matter had come to this point, and he was deceived, and he didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking at that time, so he thought about urging the sky to get married quickly, and now that it has reached this point, he didn't give up so much, so he could only climb up the pole.
"Ahem, I don't want you to worry about me, otherwise why do you think I would force you to get married quickly, because I don't know if I fainted again, and I can wake up next. ”
Wang Chunfeng coughed slightly, collapsed on the chair, spoke in a very weak tone, his mouth was half open and half open, and his heart hurt when he looked at the sky.
Of course, this is not Wang Chunfeng's pretend, anyone who lies on the ground and is tossed like this for a long time is weak, and his mouth can't be opened purely because his mouth is closed one by one, and it hurts!
"It's okay! Grandpa Wang! After I get married to Shang, you will faint again, no need for others, I will do it myself! Keep the knife up and down, painless and harmless!"
At this time, Li Li, who thought he was smart, forced him to speak, and when he opened his mouth, Wang Chunfeng was half dead, and his eyes rolled, so he really fainted!
This frightened Tianxiang, who was waiting on the side, and was about to step forward to continue pinching Wang Chunfeng's people, but the shocked Wang Chunfeng hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and waved his hand again and again to signal that he was fine.
But Wang Chunfeng looked at Li Li at this moment, at this time, he was not at all wise when he proposed to the sky, on the contrary, he was a fool, which made Wang Chunfeng hesitate a little, and always felt that Li Li was not a good match, so he began to struggle with whether to continue to urge the sky to marry this fool.
Wang Chunfeng hesitated, but Tianshang did not hesitate, at this moment she always thought that it was her own refusal that made Wang Chunfeng sick, she felt very guilty, and she no longer resisted the matter of marriage, anyway, she had to end it sooner or later.
"Grandpa Chunfeng, don't worry! I'll marry Li Li right away!"
Wang Chunfeng was shocked when he heard this.
"Coming soon?"
"It's over now!"
Wang Chunfeng was in a hurry and wanted to stop it.
"No.... No... cough cough cough ~ ~ ~!"
said it too quickly, didn't catch a breath, and a mouthful of saliva choked Wang Chunfeng and coughed vigorously.
Tianshang hurriedly stepped forward and patted Wang Chunfeng lightly on the back, thinking that Wang Chunfeng's performance was impatient to see him get married, he gritted his teeth, and hurriedly reassured: "Grandpa Chunfeng, don't worry! We will get married tonight!"
Good guy, after hearing this, Wang Chunfeng's breath that had just eased up went directly to most of the mouth, and the whole person coughed dizzily and dizzy.
Seeing this, a group of his old fellows hurriedly said to the sky: "Go up, you should hurry up and prepare! The spring breeze is here to watch, so you can rest assured!"
Tianxiang heard this, looked at all the grandparents, and after getting their encouraging eyes, he looked at Wang Chunfeng, who was coughing vigorously, but was still staring at him with wide eyes, no longer hesitated, and directly got up and pulled Li Li out to order the whole palace to prepare for the wedding scene, and even Zhen Hao and his party who were present didn't care about greeting.
Looking at the sky that was gradually moving away, Wang Chunfeng was in a hurry and wanted to say something to stop him, but the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't speak, and he coughed even more.
Tianxiang, who hurriedly went out to arrange the marriage, listened to the rapid coughing behind him, and thought that Grandpa Chunfeng, who had watched him grow up since he was a child, was now approaching, and he couldn't help it anymore, and threw himself into Li Li's arms and cried.