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Just when I took a leave of absence, everyone, thank you.

"You're finally here, Tang Sanzang. Sun Wukong plucked out his ears and said leisurely.

At the mouth of the cave, a figure stood there.

"How did you know I was coming?" the figure gradually approached, and it was a white and chubby monk.

"I thought it would be a beautiful monkey, but I didn't expect it to be a bald man with no hair. Sun Wukong continued to pluck his ears with an embroidery needle, which seemed to be his golden hoop stick.

"You're not happy with me, I'm not happy with you, look at you, you're all hairy. Tang Seng sat on the stone bench and stared at Sun Wukong.

"You don't understand, this is handsome, our female monkeys in Huaguo Mountain say so. Sun Wukong still said leisurely.

"But the outside world calls this non-mainstream and killing Matt. ”

", that's because they don't understand art. Sun Wukong paused and said, "Our female monkey in Huaguo Mountain doesn't know how much to worship me." ”

Tang Seng crooked his neck and stared at Sun Wukong and said, "Let's get down to business." ”

"Aren't we talking about the right thing all along?"

"Now there are two youkai out there who want to eat me, and only you can help me. Tang Seng looked at the entrance of the cave and said worriedly.

"I'm also a monster, hehehe......" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and sneered.

Tang Seng stared at Sun Wukong for a long time and said, "But you won't hurt me." ”

"Why?" Sun Wukong asked a little puzzled.

"Because you want to get out of this hellish place. ”

Sun Wukong smiled.

Tang Seng thought that Sun Wukong had compromised, but Sun Wukong said again: "It's very good here, I don't want to go." ”

This time it was Tang Seng's turn to be puzzled.

"Why? Isn't this the punishment that Rulai gave you?" Tang Seng was eager to figure out this question. Because he understands that if Sun Wukong doesn't help, he will die today.

"Because I feel very comfortable here, I eat and sleep. Sleep and eat, you don't have to call all day. It's not like you're worried about your life. Sun Wukong finally finished plucking out his ears, but then, he took out a chicken leg from his arms to eat.

Tang Seng watched Sun Wukong eat, swallowing saliva, staring at the chicken leg with dead eyes in his eyes.

"Do you want to eat?" asked Sun Wukong.

"No, monks can't break the vows. Tang Seng closed his eyes.

"But you didn't break the vows, but you did sin the vows. Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng while eating and said.

"Then what should I do?" Tang Seng asked.

Sun Wukong didn't say anything, just took out another chicken leg from his arms and threw it to Tang Seng and said: "There is no difference between making one precept and committing two precepts." In this case, it is better to be a full ghost, hehehe......"

Tang Seng stared at the chicken leg and wanted to go up to pick it up, but his feet slipped and he threw a big horse.

"It's funny. Sun Wukong said.

"Why is this damn ground so slippery!" Tang Seng cursed, picked up the dusty chicken leg and began to eat.

"Eat, eat, eat, if you don't eat, your life will be gone. Sun Wukong said.

Tang Seng stopped, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Let's discuss?"

"What are you discussing?"

"You save my life, I'll let you go out of here. Tang Seng said.

"I think it's good here, and what if you don't count?" Sun Wukong wiped his greasy hand on his body. Asked.

"I'm a monk, so I don't lie. ”

"But you've already committed a hate, haven't you?"

"......" Tang Seng stopped talking, but thought in his heart: damn monkey. It's so cunning.

Sun Wukong smiled gloomily, glared at Tang Seng and said, "I forgot to tell you, I can read minds." ”

"Well, let's move on to saving me as if I didn't say anything just now. Tang Seng said.

"What reason do I have to save you, or what good am I doing?"

"I can let you out of here and set you free. ”

Sun Wukong's face sank.

"Bald, you talk so much nonsense, I said it's good here, I don't want to go out. And. I'm also free here. Sun Wukong said impatiently.

"Monkey, do you really think it's very free here?" Tang Seng asked.

"Isn't it? I can do whatever I want here. ”

"Then can you go outside?" asked Tang Seng.

"Why go out. Chased by goblins as stupidly as you are?" Sun Wukong yawned, as if he had no interest in Tang Seng's topic.

Tang Seng also smiled.

"Since you say so. Then I'll go. Tang Seng stood up from the stone bench, patted the ash on his buttocks, and planned to leave.

Sun Wukong panicked.

He wanted to get out.

Yes, he really wanted to get out.

He didn't want to be trapped in Wuzhi Mountain forever and become a prisoner of the Buddha.

He was not convinced, and he did not accept the Buddha, because he always thought that it was the Buddha who did not keep his promises, and if he really fought with the Buddha, he would not necessarily lose.

So he needs an opportunity, and now, this opportunity has arrived, it is Tang Seng.

Only Tang Seng can let him out, and only when he goes out can he let go again.

So the next moment Tang Seng said that he was leaving, he panicked and hurriedly wanted to speak.

"Roar!" came a roaring cry from the mouth of the cave.

Sun Wukong laughed again.

Because he saw Tang Seng retreating.

In fact, Tang Seng also thinks so, he hopes that Sun Wukong will beg him, so that he can pay the least and gain the most, but unfortunately, the two goblins who want to eat him are too early.

"Bastard, come so early!" Tang Seng sat on the stone bench again and cursed.

"Why are you back again?" said Sun Wukong, "Didn't you say you were leaving?"

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong, he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't dare to think about it in his heart, because he knew that Sun Wukong had mind reading skills.

"Roar!" another hoarse sound came from the mouth of the cave.

"It's really noisy outside, what do you say?" Tang Seng wanted to ease the atmosphere and said to Wukong.

"I think it's a wonderful sound. Isn't it?" said Sun Wukong.

Tang Seng stood up, took a few steps back, turned his back to Sun Wukong and thought: Damn monkey. What garlic to hold!

Sun Wukong also jumped down from the stone bench, holding the golden hoop stick in his hand. He smiled coldly and said, "My mind reading technique is not limited in scope. ”

"Damn!" Tang Seng scolded loudly, he had been driven crazy by the monkey in front of him.

"What's wrong?" asked Sun Wukong with a smile.

Tang Seng just shook his head vigorously.

When he came, Tang Seng thought of a set of perfect wording that was seamless, and he firmly believed that he could convince Sun Wukong 100%, but later, he found that he was wrong, it was a mess, because of Sun Wukong. Cards are not played according to common sense at all!

"What's wrong?" asked Sun Wukong.

Tang Seng lost his mind and said, "I'm just thinking about which direction in this cave is better for feng shui." ”

"The mouth of the cave is the best, you go over. Sun Wukong said with a smile.

Tang Seng glanced at Sun Wukong and walked towards the mouth of the cave.

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and he looked incredible.

Is Tang Seng really going to die?

If he really died, what would he do?

It's been five hundred years, and I don't want to be trapped in Wuzhi Mountain anymore, this place is already driving me crazy.

"Don't!" Sun Wukong roared.

"Boom!" A loud bang came from the entrance of the cave, muffling Sun Wukong's voice.

The next moment, a wave of heat hit the door.

But Tang Seng miraculously flashed to the side.

"This bald man, it's on purpose. Sun Wukong thought to himself.

"Hey, hey. It hurts me to death. Tang Seng rubbed his buttocks and said angrily.

Sun Wukong walked up to him, squatted down and said, "Hmph." Our deal is done, I'll help you clean up those two goblins, and you let me out. ”

Tang Seng laughed again, because he bet right and won.

"Okay," Tang Seng immediately agreed.

"But how can I help you if I can't get out?" Sun Wukong looked at the entrance of the cave and asked with difficulty.

"This thing. Tang Seng said, then took out a vajra hoop from his arms, handed it to Sun Wukong and said, "Put it on, and you can go out." ”

Sun Wukong took the tight hoop in Tang Seng's hand. When I looked at it, the tight folds shone brightly.

"It's gold that always shines. Even in this dim illusion. Sun Wukong said.

"I guess it's gilded. Tang Seng replied.

Sun Wukong scratched his head, and a monkey hair slowly fell from his head.

"It looks like your hair isn't very good. Tang Seng said again. "I suggest you change your shampoo. ”

"Maybe. Sun Wukong smiled, "If you wear it, you can go out, right?"

"Yes, wear it and you have everything, including freedom. ”

Sun Wukong didn't think about it, and put the tight hoop on his head.

"Is it good-looking?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Honestly, it's ugly. Tang Seng was blunt.

"I think so, but at least I'm free. Sun Wukong said, "Next, it's time to fulfill the promise." ”

Tang Seng was silent, looking at Sun Wukong, his face full of smiles.

Sun Wukong slowly walked towards the door, stopped when he was still one step away from the entrance of the cave, and hesitated.

"Are you afraid that I will lie to you, or are you afraid of the two goblins outside?" asked Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong turned his head and said with a sneer: "Hehehe...... I'm just thinking about how to go out and be more handsome. ”

"Roar!" came a third roar outside.

Sun Wukong slowly walked out of that step, looking cautious.

Yes, Sun Wukong is afraid.

He had tried to get out of this door a thousand times, but he was greeted only by more severe punishment.

Therefore, he was very hesitant in his heart, but he still wanted to gamble once, as long as he could step out, he would have the opportunity to fight with Rulai, but unfortunately, he finally found out that he was so stupid.

Just one step made him feel like he had walked from the end of the world to the cape, and when his feet stepped on the ground outside the cave, his expression was still so dull.

"Did I really come out?" Sun Wukong looked at the scene outside stupidly, the blue sky and white clouds, the warblers singing and dancing, it was spring. "I'm really coming out, hahaha......" Sun Wukong shouted like crazy.

"It's been five hundred years, five hundred years, this is the first time I've gone out into the outside world!" Sun Wukong turned to Tang Seng and said, "Do you know what this means?"

"What?"

Sun Wukong laughed coldly: "It means that Sun Wukong, who made the gods and Buddhas tremble, will come back again." ”

Tang Seng shivered.

He didn't know if it was right to bet everything on this monkey, even though Guanyin told him that the hoop could bind Sun Wukong.

"Roar!" came another irritating sound.

"What dare to be wild in front of Lao Sun!" Sun Wukong looked over. It's a pig demon.

"Little monkey, I advise you not to meddle in your affairs, what Uncle wants is the fat monk behind you. The pig demon said.

"Phew. You're fat, I said it's because the robe is too fat. Tang Seng said angrily.

No one paid any attention to him.

"Whew~" Sun Wukong stretched his waist. looked at the pig demon and said, "Lao Sun has a deal today." ”

"Little monkey, what do you mean, where did you get the deal?" asked the pig demon.

"Hmph, I'm going to take you to the bazaar. Sun Wukong squinted his eyes and looked at the pig demon, as if he was looking at the piece of meat on his body that was more valuable.

"I'm so angry, what a little monkey who doesn't know what to do, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell for you to vote for. Today you provoked Uncle I. I'm going to make you a monkey skin to wear!" said the pig demon angrily.

"Clothes made of monkey skin are very uncomfortable to wear. Tang Seng said again.

Still no one paid attention to him.

"The one over there, come out, you should be very uncomfortable with mosquito bites. Sun Wukong said to the grass on the side.

After a while, a big man came out inside.

"Yes, the mosquitoes inside are really poisonous!" The big man said to the pig demon while scratching the pimple on his face that was bitten by mosquitoes: "Next time I come to shout, you sneak attack in the grass!"

"you, I'm your boss, and everything will be up to me. The pig demon scolded at the big man.

"Phew, why does the boss do easy work!" the big man also scolded.

"Dare to talk back to me, see if I don't hit you!" the pig demon rushed forward. Without waiting for the big man to speak, he scuffled with him.

Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Please don't ignore me, okay?"

"You've finally come to appreciate what I'm feeling. Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong.

But no one paid any attention to him.

"Bastard!" Tang Seng scolded and sat down on the ground.

The pig demon and the big man are tired. He also sat down on the ground.

"You're done fighting, it's my turn?" Sun Wukong said gloomily.

Both the pig demon and the big man looked at Sun Wukong, their eyes full of curiosity.

In the middle of the night, the pig demon and the big man stood up and ran to Sun Wukong excitedly. Before Sun Wukong could react, he hugged him and began to cry.

"It's you, brother. The pig demon hugged the weak Sun Wukong, crying like thunder.

"Long time no see. "The big man couldn't hug Sun Wukong, so he hugged the pig demon, crying like a mosquito.

Sun Wukong looked at them. Frowning, he said, "You stained my clothes, and." Who are you?"

Tang Seng said: "Am I watching an ethical drama, how did I start recognizing my relatives." ”

No one paid attention to him.

"Me. Tianpeng is the most handsome one in the heavenly palace. The pig demon said as he cried.

"No, the canopy is very handsome, brother, you look so sorry for the audience, what looks like a canopy?" Sun Wukong said disdainfully.

"Lao Tzu is also very handsome now!" the pig demon paused and said, "I was accidentally thrown into the beast road by that bastard of the Jade Emperor, so I was cast into the pig fetus, you don't know how hard I lived......"

Sun Wukong looked at the big man and said, "Dude, who are you?"

"I'm a roller blind. ”

"I don't know. Sun Wukong shook his head.

"You don't know me. The big man shrugged.

"Then why are you holding me and crying?" Sun Wukong's face became even more gloomy.

"I don't want to be as embarrassed as the fat monk over there. Dahan said.

"Oh......" Sun Wukong looked at him helplessly. "Let go of me, I'm having a hard time. ”

"Okay, good ......" The pig demon and the big man immediately let go of Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong asked, "Why do you want to eat him?"

"When did we say we were going to eat him?" the two asked together.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng with doubts in his eyes.

"Then what are you chasing him for?" asked Sun Wukong again.

"We want to worship him as a teacher. The two replied again.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng again and said, "They said they wanted to worship you as a teacher, not to eat you." ”

"Fart, have you ever seen two goblins with big shoulders and round waists and sturdy bodies who want to worship me, an ordinary person, as a master?"

"No, I think you're unusual. Sun Wukong said.

"Isn't that ordinary?" Tang Seng asked.

"At least you're fat, have a bad personality, have a greedy mouth, have a stupid brain, and haven't grown hair yet. Sun Wukong said again.

"Get out of yours, I don't have mold, what kind of hair does I have!" Tang Seng scolded Sun Wukong.

"You dare to scold me?" Sun Wukong glared at Tang Seng, "You're not afraid that I will kill you?"

Tang Seng swallowed his saliva, and said as he stepped back: "It's good to discuss again, don't use knives and guns, we are all civilized people." ”

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and sneered: "But I'm not human." ”