Night 844 Some jokes can't be made

Some jokes can't be made, and if they become reality, they can't be made.

Tofu brain is a cheap and delicious delicacy, I believe many people have drunk it, and the characteristics of tofu brain are inconsistent in each place. Generally speaking, the north likes to use salt brine to make a hard block, called tofu brain. The south likes to use gypsum to make softer and whiter ones, called tofu flowers. In Xiaolang's hometown, this kind of thing is also called "old tofu".

Of course, basically you go to all parts of the country to buy breakfast and say "tofu brain!" Whether it is tofu brain or tofu flower, the vendors understand.

Things are almost the same thing, but the difference lies in its ingredients and methods, if you say you want a bowl of tofu brain in the magical land of Henan, the boss usually asks you: "Sweet, salty, or two-blended." "Put the sauce on the salty, put the brown sugar on the sweet, the two are not the sauce and the brown sugar, but the tofu brain and the spicy soup are mixed together, stir evenly and then sprinkle a layer of thick chili oil and vinegar on it, sprinkle with chopped green onions, it looks basically red and white plus green, if you only regard it as a delicacy, you will definitely feel that it is full of color and flavor, but if you develop your imagination and associate it with another thing, it is estimated that the rice will not be eaten in one bite and will vomit out disgustingly,

Because such a two-doped tofu brain looks particularly like a broken brain!

Zhang Xiaokai is a native of Zhengzhou, Henan Province, on this day a friend of his Jinan came to play with him, because on the way to pick up a friend, he told a friend a ghost story about the hotel, so he didn't go to the hotel.

In desperation, Xiao Kai had to find a daily rental company for him. Day rentals are definitely a new product after 2000, and they are nothing more than a way for out-of-town tourists to find a sense of home while resting. Day rentals like this are generally in small high-end apartments, with a large bedroom or a one-bedroom apartment at its best. At that time, the most famous daily rental house was Dashiqiao Square, everyone loved to call him Qinghuayuan Square, and I believe that people who lived or worked in Zhengzhou knew this place.

After checking in for his friend that day, Xiao Kai left his friend alone in the room to rest, he took the elevator downstairs with the owner, and went to the office on the fourth floor with the owner to pay the money.

As we stepped out of the elevator, we suddenly heard a loud "bang!" They quickly put their heads out of the window. I saw a person jumping off the building, a man in a suit jumped down, he jumped from the sky and landed on the cloister on the third floor.

On the third floor of the plaza there was a cloister with a glass cover, through which the man fell into the cloister. We looked on the fourth floor as clearly as we saw someone jumping on the ground on the second floor. They clearly saw the tragic situation of the man after jumping off the building and landing on the ground.

The man was wearing a suit, but the placket of his shirt was rapidly stained red with blood, and the blood on the ground spread into a puddle. The man's bones pierced out of his body, exposing the outside of his clothes.

The most terrifying thing is that the man's head has been broken, and the blood is mixed with the brain, red, white, green, and some brown, just like ~!

"Wow, my head is broken, it's like a tofu brain. Said the owner.

Not only that, but the owner continued: "I'll go back and get a bowl, and then I'll have a bowl of hot tofu brain, what do you think?"

Most of the people around laughed, some said he was disgusting, some showed contempt for his cruelty, and although no one said it, their expressions betrayed them.

That night began, strange things kept happening. The first was the elevator that night, and many people inexplicably found that all the elevators stopped on the third floor.

Secondly, after eleven o'clock, many people who came home from the night shift came back and saw a man in a suit in the elevator, who had been standing in the corner with his back to the elevator door. There were still many residents, and they saw a man in a suit appear in the mirror.

These are just things that some people say, and Xiao Kai can ignore them if they are hearsay.

But what happened next was seen by Xiao Kai and some friends, so he had to believe it!

The apartment should have been soundproofed, but at about three o'clock that night, most of the occupants were woken up by a cry of fear.

Then I heard the sound of glass breaking and the sound of "popping", and it was like, like the sound of you holding a piece of meat and throwing it on the ground.

Everyone woke up because they all thought that if there was such a noise in a more soundproof house, something big must have happened outside.

But when some people looked out the window, they found that nothing had happened, and later Xiao Kai had specially researched a few friends for this matter, they lived far apart, but they all heard such a voice that night.

And the next day there were still some people asking each other, and this series of terrifying things that happened last night came to the conclusion that this place was haunted.

At noon that day, a friend from Jinan heard these ghost stories, and after experiencing the strange sound last night, he asked Xiao Kai to change places and had to go to Xiao Kai's house to live.

In desperation, Xiao Kai had to agree, packed his luggage and went downstairs, his friend kept muttering: "Stay in the hotel, you met a ghost in the hotel." Living in an apartment, someone jumped off the building in the apartment, I really don't know if I'm unlucky, or if you're rare~"

Xiao Kai listened to his friend's chatter, just smiled helplessly, and walked to the landlord's office on the fourth floor with his luggage. There were a few people standing there, all of them looking to be waiting to check out. They shouted the landlord's name outside the door and slammed the closed security door, but no one answered.

Xiao Kai just wanted to find out the phone to call the landlord, but a person next to him told Xiao Kai that this was the third time he had gone downstairs to find the landlord, and no one answered the phone since ten o'clock.

Xiao Kai was very puzzled, and suddenly Xiao Kai picked up his friend and walked down the stairs quickly, this time he didn't choose to take the elevator. Xiao Kai now wants to leave this place as soon as possible, and not only because he has to meet with customers in the afternoon. And he also felt a familiar and unfamiliar coolness, quietly rising behind him. This feeling is a sign that something is about to happen, although it is not known exactly what will happen.

This feeling has allowed Xiao Kai to avoid several disasters, and it has also allowed him to successfully help his relatives and friends a few times, so he trusts this feeling.

When they walked down the stairs quickly with their luggage and came to the main road, Xiao Kai felt extremely relaxed and happy. Xiao Kai showed a smile of rebirth after the catastrophe, and his friend looked at Xiao Kai like a mentally ill person. Xiao Kai's face suddenly froze, and he slowly turned his head, and a stronger tingling sensation and chill told him to turn around because something was going to happen!

The moment he turned around, Xiao Kai saw an object falling freely from high in the air and falling to the ground with a "pop".

Now he can no longer be called a human being, but a corpse. The corpse was crooked and broken. The brains are mixed on the ground, just like the tofu brains that the landlord said yesterday.

Although Xiao Kai couldn't see the other party's appearance clearly, he still judged his identity from his clothes, and this person was the landlord.

The brains are wriggling, steaming and wriggling, red, white, and green~.

Later, Xiao Kai heard a friend who was handling the case talk about it.

Without warning, he said, the homeowner wrote a note and then committed suicide by jumping off the building, so the case can only be characterized as suicide.

The content of the note made the police not know, but Xiao Kai understood, and maybe when he was on the fourth floor yesterday, the people around him knew.

It was this note that made Xiao Kai puzzled, but he was terrified.

I heard from a friend that there was only one line written on it:

"Is tofu brain delicious?"