In this chapter, it is necessary to mention the person King Kong Cannon, who is the second male lead in this book, my friend of life and death.

Name: Niu Jingang.

Nickname: "King Kong Cannon"

Gender: Male.

Age: 20.

Education: High school. But from the moment I stole a copy of his letter to a pen pal, I suspected that he hadn't finished elementary school.

Nationality: Shandong**, this person has a Northeast accent, and his ancestral home is Northeast China.

Height: 170 cm, he may have a five-centimeter insole when measuring his height.

Weight: 90 kg, hungry for three days weighed out the data.

Specialty: Broken love. From the time I joined the army and met him until now, this guy has been in love at least twenty times, and all of them have failed.

This person belongs to the category of people who do not lose their spirits. At that time, we trained hard, and the study of the rules in the evening was our only rest time, and once after watching the news in the evening, we were memorizing the rules, and we lined up, pretending to study hard, but in fact we were all whispering. At this time, this guy spoke cross-legged on the bed: "Don't pretend, the instructor is gone, let's have a meeting to study and study how we will live in the future." ”

We all had our heads shut down and no one paid attention to him. He felt bored and changed the subject, "I'll tell you a story, I watched a pornographic video at home," he saw us look up at him more energetically, saying that it was a man, who was forced to go to a nightclub to be a duck by his livelihood, and the old bustard asked him to take off his pants to see if the second child was big, and the man took it off, and the old bustard said no, it's too small, if you go, you can't earn money and have to give money to others, but don't worry, I have cheats that can make you turn from a small pistol into a big steel cannon in three days. So, the old bustard took him to a room, and smeared chili oil on his dick, you think, that thing must hurt when it is smeared, and if it hurts, he will pull harder, harder and harder, harder and harder, harder and harder" At this time, he also added the action, put his right hand on the crotch and kept pulling, and shouted in his mouth, "The harder the pull, the harder the pull, the harder the pull, the harder the harder, and finally the King Kong cannon." ”

Just as we were laughing and leaning back, I suddenly noticed that there was an extra face in the window, it was the instructor!

I hurriedly coughed to remind him, but I didn't expect this guy not only didn't understand my kindness but also came at me, "You see, you look at him, he usually pretends to be serious, you see him coughing excitedly, haha." ”

Leave it to you. I lowered my head and stopped talking, and at this time the instructor kicked open the door, walked quickly to the side of King Kong's bed, and reached out to drag the dumbfounded Niu King Kong off the bed.

We went to bed at nine o'clock that night, and Niu Jingang was miserable, until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the instructor was repeating the same command: "Prepare for the front, pour!" Prepare for pour, pour!"

The next day, the King Kong Cannon was called away by us, and it was over after a while, but this guy was very disgusted by us calling him by his nickname, "Can you respect some people, you are not allowed to call King Kong Cannon, call Brother Cannon"

There is also an interesting fact, one day after lunch, I went to feed the pigs, then we ate the big canteen, the canteen fed two sows by itself, in order to show myself, I took the initiative to help the cooking class to feed the pigs and clean the pigsty, and the King Kong cannon farts followed to smoke. "Old Yu, we haven't seen a woman in more than half a year, right?" King Kong Cannon squatted on the pigsty and watched me clean up.

"What's wrong?" I had a cigarette in my mouth, and although I smoked at that time, I was not a fierce smoker.

"You said that you can't see a woman for a long time, how can I see that this old sow also has double eyelids?" King Kong Cannon said with a smile.

"Why don't I hold it down and you come up and do it?" I laughed and teased him.

"Okay, you hold it down for me, I'll come" Speaking of this, he pounced on a standard dog poop from the low wall of the pigsty, fortunately he practiced well, a push-up turned and the carp stood up, "I grass, who kicked me?"

I looked up with a cigarette in my mouth, and saw the teaching captain standing outside the pigsty with a dark face, "Me!"

"It's over, it's over, you scourge," I cursed to myself.

The result of the matter was that for the next six months, the two of us went to clean the pigsty every day after dinner!

And my friendship with King Kong Cannon has become deep and tacit in the past six months. If people are together, it's over, and there is no emotion. If people are unlucky together, the relationship is deep. Now that I recall that the pigsty of that year was not swept in vain!