After communicating his inner thoughts with his eyes, Li Xiaochen endured the severe pain and tried to persevere for a while, but finally succumbed to Tang Yao's clutches.

"Okay, I'm going to the bathroom......" He quickly stood up, and just wanted to pull his legs away, but was pulled back by Tang Yao.

"You sit down for me!" Tang Yao gasped a few breaths, "Didn't you just say that you have something to say to Liu Rongwei?"

"Yes......? Ah......h I remember. I do have a few words that I want to say to Liu Dashao. ”

Li Xiaochen rubbed his waist covered with nail prints, walked to Liu Rongwei's side, and said: "According to international etiquette, I think we should first shake hands with each other like the leaders of the two countries at a meeting to show friendship." so as not to affect the deep friendship between the two peoples. ”

Liu Rongwei sneered, stretched out his left hand, and thought: I want to see what tricks you can play.

Li Xiaochen took a deep breath and said solemnly: "May I ask you, why do Indians eat with their right hand?"

"It's a local custom. ”

"Not exactly. Because the left hand of the Indians is used to wipe the buttocks. Pilaf will be dirty to eat. And they wipe their butts and never use toilet paper. I also happened to have just finished tuba. If you don't mind, then shake my hand with your left hand. ”

After hearing what he said, Tang Yao snorted and covered his mouth and snickered.

Liu Rongwei snorted, withdrew his left hand, and twisted his head to the side.

Li Xiaochen solemnly took the initiative to shake him with the greasy hand that had grabbed the Indian hand pilaf.

"What's in your hand!" Liu Rongwei felt a pain in his hand, as if he had been pricked by a needle, and quickly shook off his hand.

When I looked down, it was actually rice grains and oil stains that smelled of green onions. There was also a little blood on the palm.

Annoyed, he picked up the tissue and wiped it in disgust. A mouth can't stop scolding.

Li Xiaochen walked back to Tang Yao and sat down. The latter gave a secret thumbs up as a sign of encouragement.

"Here's how it went. My dear Yaoyao and I are about to get married. Your insulting words have seriously hurt her fragile and pure young heart. In broad daylight, you not only treat me as nothing, but you also plot to send me a green hat. This has put your unbreakable friendship relationship with me to an unprecedented test. In view of the above reasons, on behalf of the people of the whole country and the Women's Federation, I would like to express strong condemnation and deep protest against your hegemonic and shameless bureaucratic spirit and practices!"

"Do you want to sue me or what?" Liu Rongwei asked with a sneer.

"Sue you? Do you think I'm going to be so stupid? I've seen a lot of second-generation men like you, who are arrogant and rude, and have no way to see the king. Legal weapons are of no use to people like you. But I still have a word of advice. You and I are both people with heads and faces, Adam's apples and ID cards. If you don't let go of this arrogant attitude, you will regret it. ”

"It's you who regret it, little turtle calf. ”

"You'll try again?"

"You're a little turtle calf, a little turtle calf without **! How about it, I just said, can you eat me?"

"There's a kind of you saying it again!"

"Little turtle calf, little turtle calf, little turtle calf! Don't say it once, it's a thousand times, ten thousand times, Lao Tzu dares to say it!"

Li Xiaochen smiled: "It's really good." If you say it, you will say it. It's as good as a puppy. ”

"You're fucking fooling me!" Liu Rongwei was angry and about to have a seizure.

He was about to stand up, but somehow, his legs were limp and weak, and he couldn't get up.

At this time, Li Xiaochen had already finished eating a plate of pilaf. He wiped his mouth contentedly and cleaned his hands.

"I'll warn you one last time. Don't pester my Yaoyao in the future. Otherwise, you will regret it even more than you do today. After speaking, Li Xiaochen pulled Tang Yao and left.

Liu Rongwei was panting heavily, opening his mouth to scold, and suddenly felt that his whole mouth was hot and swollen.

The heart seemed to be squeezed into the tongue, poof, puff, beating, and swelling little by little.

It didn't take long for his bloodshot lips to swell up like two fat and delicious red sausages.

From the gums to the roots of the teeth, and even the inner walls of the mouth, it is as if they have been burned by the true fire of samadhi.

Liu Rongwei rolled all over the ground in pain. The wail that comes out of the mouth is worse than the cry of a sow when it is slaughtered.

Suddenly, there was an uproar, and a group of clerks in different clothes rushed in with stacks of bills and surrounded Liu Rongwei to ask for the bills.

"Liu Dashao, my five hundred servings of eel sushi haven't finished yet. You see......"

"Don't rob, don't rob, I'll be the first to get into the house, I'll be the first to get married." ”

"My number is small, only two hundred and fifty cases of beer. Let me tie it out first!"

"What about the Manchu and Han all-dinner in our hotel?"

Liu Rongwei's face was full of surprise and inexplicable, he shook his head desperately, and opened his mouth to speak.

Unbeknownst to him, the words full of words came to his lips, but they turned into babbling Martian language. No one could understand what he was saying.

But they guessed that such a rich master was saying something like "don't worry, come one by one".

These people are overjoyed and are scrambling to get the money back as soon as possible.

The commotion has not stopped. A group of scantily dressed, bloated and obese sumo wrestlers twisted their hippos hips, swayed their bucket waists, and shy their bellies, spread their elephant legs, and hugged Liu Rongwei.

"Da Shao, you're going to have someone tonight~"

"The old lady has not received a guest for fifteen years, eleven months and three days. Can you give it a go?"

"Don't make a noise! whoever pulls off his pants first will be able to accompany him tonight!"

Just when everyone was in a hurry, the waitress who had been instructed by Li Xiaochen before squeezed into the crowd.

She held a plate of golden, yellow-orange-orange dog shit and put it next to Liu Rongwei: "This is your special 'golden grain meal'." On request, we have selected a sexy bitch who has given birth to a puppy just for you. For months, the only fed us peaches. The poop it excretes is clean. It's still peach-flavored. Enjoy to your heart's content. Enjoy your meal. ”

Liu Rongwei pinched his nose, screamed, pointed to his mouth, and shook his head vigorously.

But in the blink of an eye, he was drowned in the ** sea of fat by the fat and surging Miss Sumo.

Li Xiaochen packed a few of the most expensive and delicious dishes in this Japanese restaurant, and didn't laugh until he walked out side by side with Tang Yao.

Tang Yao, who had just listened to Li Xiaochen talk about this series of pre-arranged pranks, also laughed without a nose or eyes.

She motioned to the driver who was waiting outside to drive back by herself, and walked on the deserted street with Li Xiaochen.

laughed until his stomach cramped, and Li Xiaochen realized that he couldn't be happy anymore.

He tried his best to restrain himself, but his body still trembled and suffocated.

After walking for a long time, Tang Yao said, "Why are you so damaged." You used to be a very responsible person. I really didn't see it, I had a bad stomach. Liu Rongwei had to be angry to death. ”

"Poofha......" As soon as Tang Yao spoke, Li Xiaochen couldn't hold back anymore and laughed loudly.

Tang Yao laughed for a while, helped him, and asked, "What's going on with his mouth, why can't he speak?"

After a long while, Li Xiaochen stopped laughing and said, "Before I came, I asked Jiang Mi'er for a strange herbal poison juice. As long as the poisonous juice enters the bloodstream, Liu Rongwei will be dumb for a few days. ”

"Is there such a thing in the world?"

"The world is so big, it's all wonderful. ”

Tang Yao wiped her smile clean, and suddenly became worried again: "You are so evil to Liu Rongwei." He won't give up. Aren't you afraid that he will retaliate against you?"

Li Xiaochen thought about it seriously and said, "If I were still the same as before, I would definitely not dare to do this." I am a poor bachelor, of course, I am afraid of getting into trouble with the second generation of rich and the second generation of officials. Even if I don't care how I am, how can I drag them down if there are old people and young people in my family?"

"Then you still ...... today"

"Because there was one person who unknowingly changed me. She lives happily every day. may be carrying a lot of little-known and heavy burdens, but she never worries and never gives up. Her self-confidence and strength were infectious. From her face, you can always see a bright smile and hope in life. She made me feel that as long as I work hard and keep working hard, I can realize my dreams and realize my self-worth. All difficulties will be solved in the end. ”

Li Xiaochen sighed and continued: "Maybe this idea is a little naïve and ridiculous. But isn't fate in our own hands? Perhaps there are many things in this society that we are powerless to change. But I don't want to be a slave to fate. Because I am the master of my own destiny! I don't want to be bound by the fate of the past forever, never again, never again!"

In the end, Li Xiaochen's tone became extremely firm.

Tang Yao stared blankly at the boy beside her. There was a wonderful power in his bright eyes, which were as bright as stars.

It is a force that can restore life to the depressed earth and promote the growth of life.

Once you look at it, you'll never forget it. As long as you look at him, you will be fascinated by him.

His natural aura seemed to be able to melt into Tang Yao's heart, making her feel a burst of warmth like a winter sun.

It was a very special feeling that made you want to believe him, to believe without doubt.

Tang Yao really wanted to know: What happened to him recently?

But when the words came to his lips, they became: "The person you are talking about...... Is it Jiang Mi'er?"

Li Xiaochen nodded slowly. The gaze in his eyes suddenly became gentle and kind.

Staring at his moving eyes, Tang Yao didn't know what it was like: if he also looked like this when he thought of me, how good it would be.

Both of them fell silent for a moment, strolling along the silent street.

Li Xiaochen's ears suddenly moved, and he heard a chaotic footstep from a distance behind him.

These voices revealed extremely unkind malice, and attacked the two of them aggressively!

What about flowers, tickets, collections?

People are shyly begging for love, haha!