Chapter 22: Hell Alive

"Boy, I don't like your expression, you don't want me to take it back!" the man said.

"Yes, I want, such low-key armor, I like it!" Lin You hurriedly said, constantly comforting himself in his heart: "Talking is better than nothing, talking is better than nothing!"

"That's all!" the man said lightly.

"What!" Lin You jumped up, that's all, you are a rag when you are Lao Tzu.

"Yes, that's all!" The man looked pained: "Okay, I'll send you away!"

"Wait!" Lin You waved his hand: "Senior, what you said was to give me something that will be beneficial to my future cultivation, isn't it an elixir or something?"

"Silly boy, the elixir weapon is important, but saving your life is the most important thing!That's why I gave you this set of armor!" The man said, "Okay, I'll send you back!"

"Wait!" Lin You waved his hand again.

"What's wrong again?"

"My ancient text reference is gone, if my predecessors have one, give me a copy!"

"It's a lot! I don't want to buy anything for a few dollars!" the man took out a book and threw it on the ground.

It's so dirty, so shabby, it really treats me like a rag. Lin You glanced at the book on the ground, which was not only dirty and broken, but also much smaller than the one he had before.

"Okay, I'll send you out, by the way, I won't follow you anymore in the future, and when your cultivation arrives, I will naturally look for you!" the man said.

"Wait a little longer!" Lin You shouted again.

"Whatthe is going on?" the man finally got angry.

"Senior, I see that your cultivation is profound, I am poisoned, you must be able to see it, help, detoxify, acquaintance is fate, you say no, we are also ...... brothers."

"Get out!" The man waved his hand, and Lin You and the things on the ground were gone.

The man smiled at this time: "This stinky boy, it's really difficult! I have to lie and lie to you to accept your baby." Wutian, you helped him once when he came, and I saved his life, you gave him a baby, and I gave him a baby! You and I can't get up and down with each other! Since we both have made a move, it is not against the peace of heaven, so let's stop it! In the future, life and death are fate, let him go!" said that the whole person disappeared out of thin air.

"Sneeze" A cool breeze blew, and it was cold, Lin You sneezed and woke up.

"Damn, why is it so cold!" Lin You jumped up suddenly, "Damn, I'm forcing Lao Tzu's clothes!"

I saw a starry sky and a bright moon, and Lin You was standing in the moonlight with his whole body.

Lin You's first reaction was to protect the vital point, and when he looked around, he saw that there was no one, so he let go of his hand and looked around.

There is a high mountain all around, and on the ground in front of him, there are piles of heavenly and human spirit armor and broken books, and there is his own Xuanling knife next to it.

"What about Lao Tzu's things, what about clothes!" Lin You sighed sadly.

It's quiet.

"Crossing crossing. Lao Tzu is wearing a fart!" Lin You scolded while indiscriminately putting the Heavenly and Human Spirit Armor on his body.

"Your sister, this armor is so ugly, and it fucking stinks! You play Lao Tzu!" Lin You said: "Throw Lao Tzu in this barren mountain and wilderness!

Lin You scolded while finding a sheltered place to squat, holding the Xuanling knife in his arms, curled up in a ball.

After a while, the sky was bright, but in late autumn, the cold morning wind blew, and Lin You shivered from the cold.

Forcing himself to stand up, he moved his body for a while, not too cold, he walked back and forth a few times, looking at the terrain below.

"Yes, I have a conscience, it's not far from the place where we first entered the mountain!" Lin You saw clearly, it was the vicinity of the road where Zhang Wenqing and they entered the mountain.

Lin You hurriedly walked out of the mountain.

A courtyard outside the Dengyun Mountains.

"Dangdangdang" knocked on the door.

"Who, it's annoying to knock on the door so early in the morning!" a little maid reluctantly walked out, muttering open the door.

"It stinks!" The maid covered her nose as soon as she opened the door: "I didn't ask for food so early, you call Hanako really don't understand the rules!"

"Xiaoyu, you are Xiaoyu! It's me, I'm a friend of your son, and I've been here for more than two months!" said the outsider.

Xiao Yu looked at the outsider, but saw that the man's hands brushed away the emanation in front of his face, revealing a mouthful of snow-white big teeth, and an extremely obscene smile: "Xiaoyu, I, we have met, I am Lin You!"

"Hell!" the little girl screamed and ran towards the courtyard.

Lin You walked to the courtyard very calmly, damn, I said it was a ghost when I saw it!

It's not your fault that you're dead, and it's your fault to come out and be scary again!

The people in the other rooms also walked out when they heard the screams.

"Xiaoyu, what's wrong?" an older woman asked, stopping Xiaoyu.

"Wang Ma!" Xiao Yu got into the woman's arms, trembling all over: "Lin You, Lin You is outside!"

Wang Ma was also shocked when she heard this.

"Hey!" At this time, Lin You jumped on a stone table in the middle of the courtyard: "Grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, I know that it scares everyone, this is my fault, but I want to make it clear, I am not dead, don't be afraid." I know I can't tell for a while, but if there is anyone here who knows how to do it, come and take a look, and then tell everyone whether I am a human or a ghost!"

"What about your young master!Zhang Wenqing!" Lin You shouted again: "Brother Zhang, I'm Lin You, I'm not dead, you come out!"

"The young master is not here, the young master and they went out ten days ago!" said a maid on the side timidly.

Lin You jumped down from the stone table: "What about Lianxin?" "My own things are all in Lianxin's hands!"

When the little maid saw Lin You facing her, she took a step back in fright: "Even the fairy seems to have left with the young master!"

"Where did they go?" Lin You asked.

"I don't know!" the young master didn't say!" The little maid took a step back.

Lin You's eyes swept around: "Who of you knows?"

Several people shook their heads.

Except for one person, Xiaoyu in Wang's mother's arms.

Lin You came to Wang Ma in an arrow step, looked at Xiao Yu trembling in Wang Ma's arms, and said softly: "Xiao Yu, I really didn't die, I was saved by a rag, you don't believe it, touch my chest, it's hot, and my heartbeat is also very strong!"

After speaking, he didn't care whether others wanted to or not, he took Xiaoyu's hand and stuffed it into his arms.

Xiaoyu sighed, wanting to break free, but she pulled Lin You there.

After a while, Xiaoyu's head was lifted from Wang Ma's arms, and she looked at Lin You with a look of surprise: "You... You're not dead!"

"It's not dead," Lin You said, "You smell it, and you're still angry!" said Lin You, who put his mouth on Xiao Yu's face.

Xiaoyu's face was flushed, and she pushed Lin You's face away, but the other hand in Lin You's arms couldn't be pulled out!

"Xiaoyu, don't be busy, where has your son-in-law gone?" Lin You asked with a smile.

"It seems to be going to Tongyuan City!" Xiao Yu's face turned crimson, and she tugged her hand hard.

"Isn't it far?" Lin You asked again.

"I don't know!" Xiao Yu's face became redder and redder, still pulling her hand back.

Finally, Lin You let go of her hand.

"Hmm!You're so comfortable to touch!" Lin You said suddenly.

"Lin Gongzi, you ......" Xiaoyu stomped her foot, turned around and ran.

"Tongyuan City!" Lin You muttered to himself as he stepped into the house.

I saw that my spiritual seat was placed in the center of the hall.

"Bah, it's so unlucky!" Lin You said, his eyes looking around.

Lao Tzu's package is still there.

On the side of the spiritual seat, the trophies on the mountain when Lin You came were lying there quietly.

Lin You's eyes lit up: "My baby, it's good to have you!"

Fortunately, I stored my things here before entering the mountain, otherwise Lao Tzu would really be poor. Lin You stepped forward without saying a word, and put all the silver inside into the space, and put the package on his back.

A day later, Lin You walked into a town with his bags on his back.

He inquired about the direction of Tongyuan City, and was going to go to Zhang Wenqing and the others to get back what he had shared.

"Look, look at that kid!"

"Wow, the best of the buns!"

"Hey, look at his dress, it's a shame, what is this wearing, the pig killers are better than him!"

"Oh my god, it stinks, this guy ran out of the pigsty!"

Seeing Lin You walking in front of him, several splashes shouted one after another.

"Who are the grandchildren scolding?" Lin You stood still and shouted at a few people.

"The grandchildren are scolding you!" replied loudly with a flicked neck.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm just asking!" After speaking, Lin You turned his head and left.

The pimples here were silent for a while, and suddenly a pranky reacted: "Fifth brother, he seems to be scolding us for being grandsons!"

"Chase, chase and hit him!"

"Snatched this guy's package!"

A few splashes came up.

"Hey!" Lin You sighed, it was all thrift, originally Xiaoyu gave me a few sets of clothes, according to her, it was Zhang Wenqing's, it was quite valuable. It's not that we think that the clothes are so good to wear and rush to the road, who would have thought that low-key would also cause trouble.

Lin You turned his head to look at a few splashes, smiled contemptuously, crossed his hands on his chest, and shook his head: "Alas, it's really a tree that wants to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop, and the children in the countryside are not afraid of death!"

"Ahem...... What kind of scholar are you pretending to be a scholar!" A splash of skin spat at Lin You.

"Smack" a mouthful of sticky phlegm fell on Lin You's head.

Lin You was furious: "Damn!"