309 Meng、You're because you don't have a choice.
Update at 8 p.m.
Zhenyuan Daxian dressed in a maid costume appeared in front of Tang Sen, which simply blinded Tang Sen's 24K titanium alloy dog eyes, the ancestor of the dignified Taoist earth immortals, what kind of bullshit maid costume is wearing, this is simply a crime...... Too...... It's so seductive.
Tang Sen is a man who is deeply influenced by the house culture, and he has no resistance to the maid's house-full clothes, and the moment he saw Zhenyuan Daxian, he was immediately cured.
"Oh, why are you dressed like this?" asked Tang Sen, but the look of appreciation in his eyes could not be concealed.
Zhenyuan Daxian knew that he liked this dress as soon as he saw his eyes, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: Hehe, I worked hard to dress up like this, and sure enough, it still worked, Xiaojin liked me to wear it like this. She was full of self-confidence, walked in front of Tang Sen, and deliberately spun around, so that a huge bow tied behind her also let Tang Sen see clearly, and then said: "I heard that Tang Shizhu has encountered danger, and in the spirit of friendship, I came to help, oops, it's a pity that when I got here, I suddenly felt a chill and felt unwell, and I couldn't go to the Pipa Cave to help you in the first time, it's really a sin." ”
A maid, with a straight face, said what kind of words such as this seat and donor, it really makes people feel a little weird, but fortunately, the second dimension is originally a very strange dimension, and Tang Sen doesn't mind her mismatch, and said with a smile: "That's really bothering you, I have something trivial, but I caused everyone to work hard to make such a trip, I really don't want to go." Anyway, I asked you why you were wearing this dress, and you told me what was the mess?"
Zhenyuan Daxian Khan hurriedly said: "That's it, I originally came here wearing a Taoist robe, but I saw a clothing store on the way, so I bought a maid costume and tried it out, and it didn't mean anything special." ”
Sister Guanyin looked coldly at Zhenyuan Daxian selling cuteness beside her. Laughing secretly in my heart: You guy is also hard enough, but no matter how hard you fight, it's useless, since 500 years ago, Xiaojin is the head of a wooden fish, and he never gives a woman face. So, in this life, I obviously found him. But he has been pretending not to know that he is Xiaojin, not confessing, not chasing, taking advantage of the opportunity to fool him into marrying relatives, creating many opportunities for communication and speaking, relying on the long flow of water, one day the waterway will come to fruition, and you will fail like this.
The black-bellied Guanyin actually recognized him as the reincarnation of the golden cicada when he saw Tang Sen for the first time. But she never showed that she liked him at all, but she was all kinds of spoofs and cheating...... Her image is deeply engraved in Tang Sen's mind, she is the real art of war, and she is not regarded as an opponent at the level of Zhenyuan Daxian at all.
Zhenyuan Daxian suddenly said: "Huh, what are you doing with so many bandages on your face? It looks like a mummy, how unsightly." ”
Before Tang Sen could speak, Her Majesty the Queen rushed to the side and said, "My husband wants to prevent others from judging people by their appearance." Deliberately scratched his face and disfigured. That's why he wrapped his face with a bandage, which was one of his personality charms. ”
The rich ladies next to them said in unison: "It's really a high wind and bright festival!"
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Zhenyuan Daxian said with a serious face: "That's not right, if you deliberately draw your face to avoid others judging people by their appearance, wouldn't you fall behind? One day, my personality will break through the shackles of that face and establish a real impression in the minds of others...... All who judge me by their appearance will not be my friends. ”
She made a big point and said, "Okay." Take off the bandage, it's just a flower face, our Taoist has 10,000 kinds of elixirs to restore it. ”
Hearing her say this, Her Majesty the Queen and the rich ladies fell into deep thought, what this Taoist immortal said seems to be reasonable? What is wrong with judging people by their appearance? As long as your personality charm is really strong, the effect of that mere face will soon be covered by personality charm, and what others see is your soul and inner after all.
The little nurse also agreed with this sentence, and she said loudly beside her: "That is, although the mummy is bandaged and wrapped around his face, I always think that you are very kind and a good man." The Ang Ri chicken I saw on the Poison Enemy Mountain just now, although he was not masked and had a handsome face of a man, I felt uncomfortable when I saw him...... It can be seen that the face is not decisive! It is not important at all. ”
I'm rubbing, where is the handsome face of the Angri chicken? It's a chicken face, it's ugly to death, okay, little nurse, do you know what a handsome is? Tang Sen didn't even know how to vomit.
"Yes, yes, it's better not to break the phase, it's better to recover. Her Majesty said.
"Yes, yes, let's recover, let's see the mummy-sama for what he is. The rich ladies also coaxed: "Lord Mummy also promised us to go on a mountain climbing autumn tour, and we have recovered our true face, without bandages around our faces, and we can enjoy the feeling of the mountain breeze on our faces more comfortably." ”
"Yes, yes, don't worry, we will never judge people by their appearance. ”
With so many people coaxing, Tang Sen couldn't refuse anymore, and sighed and said, "Okay, it seems insincere to keep covering my face and interacting with others, and it's time for me to remove these bandages." ”
With a gentle tug of his hand, the bandages of his face fell in all directions, revealing his original face......
"Oops......"
"Ahh
"Oh my God!"
A woman's screams immediately rang out all around.
Tang Sen looked around, and saw that everywhere he looked, the women of the Xiliang Women's Country were all on their backs, from the Queen Secretary of State to the female soldiers...... The women were all slumped on the ground, their eyes glazed over.
Tang Sen was startled: "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"The World...... How can it be...... Handsome man......" The Secretary of State said this sentence with difficulty, and then fell into the dust with a "poof", unable to get up again.
The queen was so ecstatic that she couldn't breathe, and she half-knelt on the ground with difficulty: "No, my husband is too handsome...... I have a feeling that I have won the general, and I have won 5 million, how to spend this money...... Oh...... No, I'm the queen, just 5 million is not enough to describe my husband's handsomeness, he should have won the jackpot of 500 trillion. ”
The rich ladies staggered and collapsed: "Can you climb the mountain with such a handsome guy...... God, I have no regrets when I die......"
Tang Sen Khan, damn it, don't judge people by their appearance!
"Superficial, it's really superficial!" Zhenyuan Daxian couldn't stand it anymore: "Hey, I said why do you really judge people by their appearance? His merits are not in his face, is it good? He has a compassionate heart, the most fearless spirit in the world, and his best thing lies in his righteousness and perseverance to break through the shackles of power...... You women are really not talking. ”
Zhenyuan Daxian criticized the women, but he was thinking in his heart: Xiaojin in this life is much more handsome than the one 500 years ago, it seems that reincarnation is not only to cross people, but also to cross the sky, one life is more handsome than the first life, and then a few more lives, isn't it going to be handsome?
"Alright, let's get down to business. ”
Tang Sen helped Her Majesty up and said seriously: "Now that the matter of the scorpion spirit has been settled, it is almost time for me to continue on the road and continue to travel." ”
"Huh?" The queen was taken aback by this sentence, and a force suddenly appeared in her body, and she grabbed Tang Sen's arm hard: "Husband, do you want to go......?" How can you leave your wife behind?"
"Ahem, although you call me husband, we all know that it was a fake marriage, a ploy to deceive the scorpion spirit, and we are not a real husband and wife. Townsend spread his hands and said, "Moreover, my trip cannot end here, there is still a long way for me to go." ”
"No, no, no, it's not a fake marriage. Her Majesty suddenly cried: "People are very serious about wanting to marry you, not by their appearance, at that time you were still a mummy, and people have already recognized you, you see...... This is our marriage certificate, I didn't ask the Civil Affairs Bureau to cancel it, we are still legally recognized husband and wife. ”
When she said this, Tang Sen remembered the truth he had learned from the attitude of the scorpion spirit on Pipa Mountain.
So he said seriously: "Your Majesty, I hope you can seriously consider a question. The reason why you choose to marry me is really because you like me and fall in love with me, or is it because you have no choice but me? Xiliang Women's Country is a country that lacks men, when I, a man, entered this country, because things are scarce and expensive, so many women chose to pay attention to me and beautify me because they had no other choice...... Your Majesty, is that why you want to marry me?"
The queen exclaimed, "No, it's not, I really like you." ”
"I like it because I don't have a choice. Tang Sen suddenly smiled faintly, and turned his eyes to the rich ladies around him: "I hope everyone can think about it carefully, if there are not only me who are unmarried in this country now, but there are many men, will you choose to surround a mummy?"
This sentence made many women bow their heads, and everyone couldn't help but ponder.
Maybe he's right...... If there were any other options...... How can we possibly think a mummy is handsome?
This time, even Her Majesty felt a little unconfident......
The human mind is the most elusive thing in the world, and in fact, it is difficult for even oneself to figure out one's own mind. For example, if you go to the street and grab a man with a girlfriend and ask him, if a woman who is a hundred times more beautiful than his current girlfriend falls in love with him and is willing to let him look like 18 casually, will he still choose his current girlfriend?
This is a very damning question!
Her Majesty and the rich ladies were collectively silent. (To be continued.) )