Second, four, three, and lion camel brand shampoo

Update at 8 p.m.

In fact, Sun Wukong had already whispered in Tang Sen's ear that these three Dao Gu were all monsters, but the three of them did not show a very vicious attitude to kill people or eat people or anything, they just gave the monks a hair transplant, and their behavior was not much different from that of humans, so Tang Sen had not pierced them, and now the three of them admitted it in person, which was not surprising.

"Wow, you actually already knew?" Huli Daxian said: "No wonder you want to give people a good person card, you must not like tigers, right?"

Yang Li Daxian added: "And I don't like sheep. ”

"No, no, no...... It doesn't matter whether I like tigers or sheep or not, I don't have a special prejudice against people and monsters. Tang Sen hurriedly shook his head and said, "Even if you are a human being, I still have to issue a good person card." Let's get to the point, and quickly talk about why you like to give monks hair transplants. ”

"Cough!" Huli Daxian coughed lightly, and suddenly reached out and took out a very small and cute plastic bottle from his coat pocket, showed it to Tang Sen, and said, "Have you ever seen this kind of bottle?"

Tang Sen recognized it at a glance: "Isn't this Lion Camel brand shampoo?" Since I entered Che Chi Country, I have seen advertisements for this shampoo every day, and it has been shown on TV stations, and billboards are hung everywhere on the street. ”

"Exactly, this is Lion Camel brand shampoo!" Huli Daxian said in a low voice: "Actually, our three sisters are the salesmen responsible for selling this shampoo...... Eight years ago, we traveled all over the world with the marketing task given by our boss, selling shampoo everywhere, and the results were ...... No country is willing to adopt our products, because there are already several big brands of shampoos in the world that have carved up the market, and what brands like Rejoice make our Lion Camel brand shampoo completely unable to occupy the market. ”

The muscles on Tang Sen's face couldn't help twitching twice: "Could it be ...... That's because of that?"

"It's because of this that our three sisters are cornered. When I came to Chechi Country, I suddenly found that nearly half of the people in this country believe in Taoism, half of the people believe in Buddhism, and the streets are full of monks, which is a huge business opportunity...... "Huli Daxian said seriously: "For people who already have hair." The brand of shampoo used has long been decided, and with the habit of use, they also have a sense of the shampoo brand, and they will not easily buy inexplicable new brands, but for bald monks, shampoo is still an unknown territory, as long as they let them grow hair, they have to buy shampoo, and they don't know what shampoo is good at all. What shampoo is bad, what is a famous brand, and what is a miscellaneous brand. Let's take the opportunity to tell them that other brands are miscellaneous brands, and Lion Camel brand shampoo is the best shampoo in the world, and they will buy our products. ”

Huli Daxian said proudly: "Eight years ago, we used strong force, plus praying for rain and other means, to snatch the position of president of Che Chi Kingdom. Forcibly issued a monk hair transplant order, and then sold Lion Camel brand shampoo to the hair transplant monk at a low price. Finally opened the market of Che Chi country, the monk of hair transplantation took the lead in using our products, our lion camel brand shampoo has finally been recognized by the market, and the reputation is excellent, so more and more people began to use lion camel brand shampoo, and now our shampoo has occupied part of the market of Che Chi country. There are tens of millions of marketing dollars every year, hahahaha, we finally completed the marketing task assigned to us by our boss, wahahaha......"

"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen almost kicked Tiger Power in the face, Nima. Sure enough, it's an infamous reason. Just to sell shampoo and make a country's presidential election like this?

"Wait!" Tang Sen suddenly grasped a key point: "You just said the word 'boss', and there is a boss behind you?"

"yes, the three of us are very weak monsters, and we definitely can't do it without a backstage. Huli Daxian said seriously: "You see that people are so beautiful, if there is no one in the background, they may be caught by the villains at any time and put on an eighteen-like appearance, so there must be a big monster covering them." But...... If you want to bully me and put me in a position of eighteen, I will sue the backstage boss if I don't go, and you can bully me as much as you like. ”

Tang Sen Khan: "No, no, I won't be like this, let's talk about the point, who is your backstage boss?"

The expression on Huli Daxian's face suddenly changed, no longer a spoofed and joking expression, but became extremely serious, and said seriously: "Strictly speaking, our backstage is not a specific big monster, but a country!" She said proudly: "A huge country composed entirely of monsters - Lion Camel Country! The three of us are all citizens of Lion Camel Country, and according to the ID card of Lion Camel Country, our backing is our country, if we are bullied elsewhere, our country will protect us and stand up for us." ”

"Shrimp?" Tang Sen Khan: "A country of monsters?"

"Yes, our lion camel country is super strong!" Huli Daxian said proudly: "The citizens of the whole country are all monsters, so many that they can't be counted, among them, there are names and surnames, and there are forty-seven or eight thousand big monsters that can be put against the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, and there are countless little monsters of our level, let's learn from the experience of human beings, establish our own country, form our own government, establish our own army, and develop our own industry and agriculture...... Things like shampoo are just one of the thousands of industrial products in Lion's Camel City. ”

Huli Daxian said proudly: "The three of us are just the three most inconspicuous little salesmen in the Lion Camel Country!"

Tang Sen was speechless: "Okay, you three salesmen are very awesome and very stylish, but I still think that you should not continue to spoof in Che Chi Country, since your shampoo has made a sign, then you don't need to control the presidency of this country anymore, right?"

"It's not good, the top boss will scold us. Huli Daxian pouted and said: "Which boss doesn't want his subordinates' business to do better, he definitely wants us to continue to develop business in Chechi Country, and he won't support our retreat." ”

"That's right, give me the phone number of your immediate boss, and I'll talk to him. Townsend snorted.

Huli Daxian took out a number and said: "This is the phone number of the marketing manager of the Lion Camel brand shampoo and the captain of the Lion Camel Mountain Patrol Team, that is, our top boss, you can talk to him." ”

Tang Sen said: "It's also a monster, right?"

"Of course, it's a very majestic youkai. Huli Daxian said: "I'm so afraid of talking to him." ”

Tang Sen didn't care whether the other party was dignified or not, and dialed it with a phone call.

After the "......" phone rang, it suddenly turned into a ringtone: "The king told me to be careful to patrol the mountains......" This guy's ringtone is actually a song "Patrol the Mountain".

Then the phone rang, and a nice female voice came from the other side: "Hello, I am Xiao Zuanfeng, the marketing manager of Lion Camel brand shampoo, may I ask you for anything with me?"

"Ahem, is it Ms. Little Diamond Wind?"

"No, people are super young, please call me Little Diamond Wind Girl, if you can, you can also call me younger, and call me Little Diamond Wind Girl. The female voice on the other side laughed: "By the way, I also have a nickname called the red-haired little diamond wind, you can also call me that." ”

Tang Sen Khan said: "Okay, I'll just call you affectionate, red-haired little diamond wind, I want to talk to you about the methods you use to promote shampoo among the three subordinates stationed in Che Chi Kingdom." ”

"Oh, what's wrong with my three men?" said Little Diamond, "Did they do anything to affect the brand image?"

Tang Sen Khan said: "Well, no, I just think that the way they sell shampoo is a little incorrect, so I have now defeated them, stopped them from continuing to sell like this, and persuaded them to return to China, hoping that after they return to China, you will not embarrass them." ”

"What?" came a scream on the other side of the phone, followed by Xiao Zuanfeng's angry voice: "Who are you? Are you our competitor? Are you from the Rejoice Group? You actually knocked down my subordinates and prevented us from promoting business, you are dead! I announce on behalf of the 48,000 monsters of the Lion Camel Country, you are dead." ”

Townsen: "Hey, can you still be reasonable?"

"It's obvious that you're unreasonable first!"

"It's unreasonable for you to force a hair transplant. ”

"What? What forced hair transplant?"

"So you don't know. Tang Sen hurriedly told the monk about the forced hair transplantation given by Huli Daxian and others.

"I see. Xiao Zhuanfeng sighed and said: "Okay, their sales methods are indeed a little incorrect, I immediately ordered them to stop this kind of sales methods that affect the brand image, and go back to the state to accept punishment." ”

"Ahem, I don't think you need to punish them or anything, they now know that they are wrong, I call you just to hope you don't embarrass them. ”

"I won't embarrass them, at most I will order them to join the mountain patrol team and give me a mountain patrol for five or six years. Xiao Zhuanfeng said seriously: "For the time being, I can't let them do sales work, these guys are really worry-free." ”

"Okay, so be it. Tang Sen smiled: "Red-haired little diamond girl, you are really a good girl who is reasonable." ”

"That is, the founding purpose of our Lion Camel Country is to 'be reasonable'. Xiao Zhuanfeng said seriously: "Be upright, be a demon, and establish the most perfect monster country! ”

"Come on, I'll play when I have time. ”

"Uh-huh, call me when you come, and I'll entertain you. (To be continued......)