Chapter 61: The Boat of Friendship Capsized!
Tang San was struggling on the road, and it was estimated that he was sweeping the demons again.
Isn't this just too Gao Laozhuang, if it weren't for the fact that Zhu Bajie fell to the ground first and surrendered, maybe he would have been cut off by Tang San and stewed!
And the distance between Gao Laozhuang and Pingdingshan is still very far, at least judging from Tang San's current speed of slightly accelerating his pace, it will be at least more than two years, which is estimated to be the happiest time in Chen Dong's life.
The rat spirit, also known as Lady Diyong, also arrived on the battlefield.
This made Chen Dong so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, he can now be described as a spring breeze with a horse's hoof, and the double beauty next to him haha.
Not to mention that the beauty of this rat spirit is better than that of the scorpion spirit, but it is also quite active in terms of personality, which made Chen Dong's face blush several times.
"Brother Dong! I've been playing in this Pingding Mountain these days, I'm so bored! Everyone misses their daughter country a little!"
"Yes, it's so monotonous here, I still want to stay in my cave, where it is so comfortable!"
These two sang and drank, so Chen Dong had no choice but to take them on a trip according to their wishes, but this was disturbed by the other twenty-eight constellations, and there was no way.
You say this cave, even if it is not soundproof, there are still a few big holes where they are placed, so that Chen Dong does not dare to communicate further cordially with these two beauties.
Although Chen Dong didn't want to toss, he honestly waited for Tang San to arrive. But the beauties are not happy, so he naturally listens to it and understands that he is responsible for the beauties, and he can't let them stay alone in the empty room late at night!
What kind of people are the twenty-eight constellations? How could they possibly make a loss-making deal? Wasn't the flaw in the design of the cave deliberately done by them?
If Chen Dong and the two sisters achieve good things, and Chen Dong is promoted, he won't take them to play, but take their sister to play, wouldn't it be "Twenty-eight stars have a clever plan to take Chen Dong, and lose his wife and lose his capital!"
"Brother Dong!"
"Higashiro~~"
"No! Don't do this! If you do this again, I won't care much!"
Chen Dong watched these two charming beauties walking over in the middle of the night wearing silk and tulle, could he calm his little heart?
"Brother Dong, our two sisters were originally beautiful elves produced by nature, and because of you, we were ruthlessly raised in this golden silk cage, and now we are so bored to stay here......!
"What do you mean? Aren't you entertained with big fish and meat these days? How can you not be fed?"
Chen Dong's previous words to them can be understood, but this last sentence, he can't understand it, this Nima is nonsense, right?
These days, Chen Dong basically cooks all day long, and he has a lot of fish and meat every day, how can he not be full? Moreover, these two people eat so ladylike on weekdays, chewing in small bites, and showing a satisfied smile!
That's it now?
Isn't that too outrageous?
"Brother Dong, it's not that we don't have enough to eat, but hehehehe...... What does this make people say! I'm a little shy!"
“......”
Chen Dong suddenly understood what they meant, and he suddenly remembered that in the Journey to the West information, Mrs. Diyong, the rat spirit, still wanted to absorb the Yang Qi of the little monk who had changed in the temple!
He suddenly didn't like these two beautiful people, it's terrible to think about!
Immediately, he thought of the love words he had said these days, and he felt a wave of nausea, and his stomach suddenly churned and even vomited!
"Brother Dong, what's wrong with you?"
"Donglang, are you alright?"
These two beauties kept approaching, making Chen Dong's little heart almost unbearable.
What kind of beautiful peerless beauties are they! They are clearly demons who eat people and don't spit out bones!
"Please, don't come near me!"
Chen Dong jumped off the bed in a panic, then took out the golden hoop rod from his ear, and then held the iron rod to knock it down!
"What's wrong?"
"Didn't you call people to kiss your little baby yesterday? Why are you going to be beaten and killed today? You negative man! I like the new and hate the old! Stinky man!"
In fact, Chen Dong has been deceived by the words of the twenty-eight constellations these days, goblins are goblins, how can they change their innate habits in a short period of time?
If a tiger doesn't eat meat, is it still called a tiger?
Especially when the Timber Wolf came back, he swore so much, patting his chest and saying to Chen Dong, he still remembers it!
"Do these two have any bad habits? Do you have the habit of smoking yang qi and eating human flesh?"
"Master Chen, you can rest assured! I have carefully inquired and investigated, these two sisters are simple, have a good personality, are gentle and kind, and never harm others. They're vegetarians on weekdays, so where do they get meat oil? You see, they're so slim and they don't look like they eat meat, right?"
"And what if something goes wrong?"
"Hey, Lord Chen! When did my Kui Timber Wolf tell a lie? You don't know what kind of person I am, I am the most honest and honest person in the twenty-eight constellations!
"Okay! I'll believe you once!"
Chen Dong now recalls that he suddenly feels that he has been tricked.
Nima, he was almost caught by these twenty-eight stars, fortunately they didn't play immortal jumping, otherwise his reputation for Chen Dong's first life would not be guaranteed!
"Phew!
"In vain, we still treat you as a treasure! I didn't expect you to be so fickle!"
When did these two sisters ever be so disliked by others?
At that moment, Mrs. Diyong pulled out her double-strand sword, and the Wind Moon Demon pulled out a three-strand steel fork from the void, and then called out towards Chen Dong in unison.
The strength of these two goblins should not be underestimated, although they are slightly weaker than Sun Wukong, but they both have unique skills, such as the doppelganger technique of Mrs. Diyong, which is called a vivid one.
And the scorpion essence's inverted spurs can't even resist if Rulai cultivates the golden body, how fierce is it?
The three of them had a scuffle, and the cave was about to collapse.
When the twenty-eight stars heard the sound, they thought that it was because the horse Wen Chen Dong couldn't help it and was about to attack their sisters, so he made a sound.
The Kang Jinlong smiled "hehe", and then said, "Lord Chen is too anxious, isn't he?
"You fool! I guess those two bewitching sluts can't help it! Although Lord Chen is not a bright and upright person, he still has basic ethics!"
At this time, Kui Timber Wolf was still saying good things to Chen Dong, he didn't know, if it wasn't for his previous lie about the military situation, how could Chen Dong have turned his face with these two beauties until now?
I can't say, I turned my face that day.
After all, Chen Dong still likes simple girls (Lucifer is an exception), this kind of bewitching female goblin who eats human flesh, inhales yang energy, and cultivates at the cost of harming heaven and reason, how could he look at it squarely?