The poem says:

There is Hongjun first, and then there is the sky, and the gods and demons are in front of the immortals and Buddhas. Pangu wielded an axe to open the world, and the first equinox of Hongmeng appeared in the moon. Xingtian fought for the position and lost his surname, and the co-workers were angry and could not touch Zhoushan. The Eastern Emperor Taiyi is the emperor of ten thousand demons, and Nuwa refines stones to make up for the sky. Kuafu said that it was unreachable, when will Jingwei's reclamation be completed. Shennong saves the world and tastes a hundred herbs, and Suiren takes fire to warm the world. Xuanyuan Divine Sword slashes Chi You, and Dinghai Shenzhen Haitian. Cangjie is clever in making words, and the ancestors raise silkworms and cocoons. Fuxi gossip is called the number of gods, and the descendants of the gods bow thousands of praises. Wu Gang cut Guiguang Han Palace, and Chang'e ran to the moon as an elixir. The three religions are honored as gods, and the Xiqi Dynasty will see the sword soldiers. The goddess of the king of Chu will be in Wushan, and the queen mother will feast on the emperor Kunlun Mountain. Zhuang Zhoumeng butterfly provoked feelings, and the emperor cried blood into a cuckoo. Youwang Fenghuo plays the princes, just for the sake of a red face. Lao Tzu gasified the three purities, and the Buddha sacrificed himself into Nirvana. The Marquis of Sui rescued the snake and got the jewel, and Bian He offered the jade body to be disabled. The gods and men were punished by heaven for their matching, and the filial son was angry and cracked the mountains and rivers. The spirit stone has been cultivating the heart ape for thousands of years, and the Three Realms are shocked by the chaos of the five elements. Xuanzang traveled west to seek the truth, and the catastrophe lasted for 14 years. Cultivate the positive fruit and sow the world, and the thousands of miles of Shenzhou will be passed on for generations. Earth, water, wind and fire are based on creation, and the six realms of reincarnation are boundless. Infinite supernatural powers are not boastful, and the gods, demons, immortals, and Buddhas are really laughing. Yan and Huang are not ordinary people, and China is only 5,000 years old. (Reprinted from the Internet)

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Earth Immortal Realm. West Niuhe Island.

"Marshal Tianpeng, you actually molested Fairy Chang'e after the Antiy Conference, and now Your Majesty is furious, don't blame the brothers!"

There was a burst of thunder in the sky, and a group of golden-armored gods leaned out of the auspicious clouds and threw a bloody fat man down, which unfortunately fell into the pigsty.

"Don't stop me, let me hack him again, dare to tease the beautiful fairy Chang'e!" A golden-armored god raised a thunder mallet, and a thunderbolt fell, hitting a newborn pig in the pigsty. The golden-armored god man was about to split again, and his colleagues hurriedly hugged him.

At the same time, a young man in modern times had just left the Internet café and came to the street, when he heard his classmates behind him shouting in panic: "Zhu Ganglie, be careful!"

The young man turned his head and saw the oncoming truck, and then he felt himself flying.

"I heard that he was hit by a truck and died, and some people said that he ...... crossed"

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"Is this what I'm looking forward to?" A little pig in the pigsty was lying on the ground, and a thunderbolt had just fallen, almost blowing him up, and the little pig didn't move.

The little boar snorted and chirped and looked at a sow and three little piglets beside him, and thought sadly: "No wonder the fortune teller said that I have a rich and noble appearance, Marshal Tianpeng went down to earth, and named me Ganglie, Zhu Bajie's tuba, isn't it Zhu Gang's hyena......"

Zhu Ganglie, who was dressed in a piggy vest, began to look at his "house," and there were five pigs crammed into a small fence and a manure tank, which exuded an unpleasant stench. There is also a nine-toothed nail palladium erected next to the manure tank, which is thought to be a tool for the owner's family to dig out the manure.

The pigsty and manure tank are not too miserable, and they can be regarded as the owner of a house, but you must know that in modern times, you may not have a house if you are tired and tired! The worst thing is that if you don't eat pig milk, you must eat pig food!

Lao Zhu even has the heart to die!

"If I know what the fortune teller's name is, I'm going to kill him......!

"Xiao San is strong!" The hostess came, five big and three thick, and her voice was also very thick, pointing at Zhu Ganglie and saying to her husband: "When the New Year comes, you should be able to go to the table." ”

Lao Zhu couldn't help but shudder: "Bad luck, bad luck! It's still eaten after a long time, isn't there an animal protection association here? No, Lao Tzu must escape!"

To escape, you must have enough physical strength, pig food must not be eaten, pig milk can be.

Lao Zhu raised the pig's trotters and gave the brother next to him a mouthful, Damn! Dare to grab milk from Lao Tzu to eat? Be careful that I will burn you into a roast suckling pig!

The little pig next to him snorted twice, glanced at Lao Zhu, and was disdainful, as if to say: "You are also a roast suckling pig sooner or later!"

Lao Zhu immediately settled down, and began to do push-ups every day when no one was around, running around the pigsty, exercising to consume energy, and preparing for future running. A pig with a big belly will never escape the butcher's bull ear knife!

At midnight, the pigsty was haunted again, and the old sow and the three little pigs looked in horror at the little pig doing push-ups and the nine-toothed nail palladium shining brightly on the edge of the manure tank.

Lao Zhu was doing bodybuilding and slimming exercises, but he also heard the hostess's talk more or less, and knew that this was a village at the foot of Fuling Mountain in Wusi Tibetan State, and the hostess's husband's surname was Gao.

Lao Zhu felt a little familiar, and desperately wanted to know where he had heard it, but unfortunately the brain structure of pigs was too simple to remember.

Until one day, there was a sudden commotion in the village: "Oh no! Second Sister Egg flew out of the Yunzhan Cave to eat people again!" The whole village was full of chickens and dogs, and people scattered and fled into the house, shutting the door, trembling and shivering.

The little pig lay on the pigsty and looked out, only to see a bad wind rolled from the mountain, fell in the village, the evil wind dispersed, and an old hen up to three meters high appeared, clucking in her mouth, suddenly ran to a house, picked up a cow, grabbed a pig, the demon wind rolled up, and flew back to the mountain.

"Monster ......" Lao Zhu's eyes straightened, and he snorted: "It turned out to be an old hen demon named Second Sister Egg...... Wait!" Lao Zhu sat in the pigsty, ignoring the frightened eyes of the brothers, and broke the little pig's trotters and thought: "Wusi Tibetan Kingdom, Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave, Second Sister Egg, the male owner's surname is Gao...... Holy!"

Lao Zhu had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and finally remembered. Isn't the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain the territory of Zhu Bajie before Tang Seng learned the scriptures? And that second sister is the wife of Zhu Bajie who only has one year of happiness!

"This is Gao Laozhuang, so what am I?" Lao Zhu looked down at his little pig's trotters, and then glanced at the suddenly generous and brilliant nine-toothed nail palladium in the manure tank, rolled his eyes, and foamed at the mouth.

Brother Monkey, the master misses you...... Second Senior Brother, the master asked you to turn into a relationship, and you fell asleep...... Bajie, you're naughty again......

Lao Zhu lay half-dead in the pigsty, without the slightest hope of wanting to move, if he really became Zhu Bajie, then he should have recovered his magical powers by now, bitten the old sow to death, and ate his brother, just now the second sister of the egg will take a fancy to the pig demon, and she has become the inverted son-in-law of the second sister of the egg.

Less than a year after becoming the husband of the old hen, the old hen was killed by the thunderstorm, Bajie occupied the Yunzhan Cave, waiting for the Gao family Miss Yulan to become an adult after five hundred years, just a few years after the Yulan was chuang, Guanyin's eight women ran over, named herself Pig Incompetent, lost the ability to surname.

Not long after, Tang San came over with a monkey head, broke up his marriage, and named himself again: Bajie. Abstain from killing, stealing, abstaining*, abstaining from lying, abstaining from drinking, abstaining from sleeping in a gorgeous bed, abstaining from dressing up and listening to singing and dancing, and abstaining from eating after noon.

The West Heaven returned from learning scriptures, and the spoof Buddha sealed Zhu Ba as the messenger of the pure altar, this big bag of Buddha had a bad stomach, and Zhu Bajie was made by Buddhism to eat nothing tasteless, but he also made him a messenger of the pure altar!

"Does this still make the pig live...... Lao Zhu turned over and sat up, looking like a contemplative, and thought: "Anyway, I am definitely not Zhu Bajie, because the old sow and the little pig are still alive, and I don't have any magical powers, only an unreliable nine-tooth nail palladium, it should be me and Zhu Bajie cast the wrong fetus and squeezed into one body." I came first and he came later, so it is I who occupies the pig's body at the moment. ”

"If Marshal Tianpeng wakes up, with his surname, he will definitely eat my soul first, and occupy the body of a pig himself. "Lao Zhu fights a cold war, what kind of person is Marshal Tianpeng, the Yuan Shen is strong, he has all kinds of magical powers, he is just a mortal, where is his opponent?

"Even if I suppress Marshal Tianpeng and be the son-in-law of an old hen, it will be a shame, and five hundred years later, I will meet Guanyin's eight women and become incompetent pigs, pity my family Magnolia......"

Lao Zhu swallowed his saliva, and finally decided to flee immediately, Yulan didn't want it, five hundred years later, the old place may be able to continue the "good fate", if you don't escape, you will definitely become a pig incompetent, and be the messenger of the pure altar of Lingshan!

Lao Zhu immediately jumped out of the fence and looked around, the second sister Yu Wei was still there, the village was still quiet, and Lao Zhu ran away.

Just the hostess of the Gao family opened the crack in the door and looked out, and immediately screamed: "Monsters-"

After a while, countless voices sounded in the village: "Don't go pig demon!"

Lao Zhu glanced back, and saw a group of villagers behind him chasing him with shovels, dung, palladium, and kitchen knives, and he was so frightened that he ran more happily.

"Strange, how do they know I'm a monster? Could it be that I write on my back: I'm a pig demon?"

The villagers didn't know that Zhu Ganglie was a monster, they just saw a little pig running happily on two legs, and there was a nine-toothed nail palladium flying in the air behind this little pig, and he followed unhurriedly.

Can a pig running on two legs not be a pig demon? While the pig demon's mana is still small, he will naturally be killed early, lest he do evil in the future!

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