Lao Zhu thought about it, his eyes were red, his own closed disciple was not as rich as the boy who burned the pot for Taishang Laojun, and he took out five magic weapons at a time, all of which were good treasures, and then look at himself, he was so poor that he was so poor, only a Quartet Ding was reasonable, and Dingxin was still in the Jade Void Palace. The bricks are refined by themselves, the power is so-so, but it is heavier, and the mace is transformed from nine-toothed nail palladium, and it is a defective product in the furnace of Taishang Laojun. Pity a popping chrysanthemum needle, which can still be of some use in normal times, was also robbed by the guy who burned the lamp!

If we talk about property, in this world, except for the Jade Emperor and the Dragon King, there are many Shuiyue Cave Heavens who are rich, but when it comes to magic weapons, Shuiyue Cave Heaven has just started, where are there any treasures! Those Xianfu Cave Heaven, which has long been inhabited by immortals, casually plucked out a cold hair, and it is thicker than Lao Zhu's thighs.

Poor!

It is said that a certain thief has money and asked the poor pig to hide in the clouds, thinking about whether he can pick out some benefits from the two rich men, the two demon kings of the golden horn and the silver horn have cast a spell, detained the land of the mountain god, and asked about the boundary here, which turned out to be Pingdingshan. The Silver Horn King said: "Brother, we don't have a cave in the lower realm, and I was lucky to bump into one, I see that this hole is like a lotus, why don't you name it Lotus Cave?"

The King of the Golden Horn was overjoyed and said: "The virtuous brother is really talented, so it is called the Lotus Cave! "Tell the land of the mountain god to summon all the demons and monsters in Pingdingshan and use spells in public, which is really earth-shattering and capable of people. Where have these little monsters seen such immortal methods, they are all frightened, and they all knelt down and bowed: "King!"

The golden horn and the silver horn laughed loudly, lived in the Lotus Cave Mansion, cleaned it, and ordered the land and mountain gods to serve on the side, and the little demon searched for mortals and caught two to try it.

"The lord said that the golden cicada can't be eaten, and it doesn't hurt for this mortal to eat a few. ”

The two kings were drinking in the cave while discussing the plan for the next thirty years, when suddenly a little demon crawled over and said, "Tell the king, the eight ancestors of the Liusha River come to worship the mountain!"

The Silver Horn King asked, "Is Eighth Ancestor Zhu famous? If he is not famous, let him get out!"

"Back to the king, this Zhu Ba ancestor is the hero of our Xiniu Hezhou, martial arts, living in the quicksand river for a long time, and the strong bull demon king, the nine-headed horse is good, if you drive him away, the little one is afraid of ......"

The King of the Golden Horn was overjoyed and said, "Since it is a hero, please come quickly! Wait, or the two of us will come forward to greet you in person!" With that, he raised his legs and walked out of the cave.

Yinjiao hurriedly followed and said, "Brother, this Zhu Ba Ancestor is strong in martial arts, I'm afraid that the person who comes is not good, if he wants to rob our family's cave mansion, what can he do?"

Jin Jiao said with a smile: "When I was in the Heavenly Palace, I had long heard that the Nether Demon King Haojie, righteous and thin Yuntian, how could he rob our family's cave mansion? Besides, with the martial arts and treasures of you and my brothers, can you still be afraid of a monster in the Nether Realm?"

Yinjiao thought about it, and this was indeed the truth, so he followed Jinjiao to the outside of the cave, but saw a beautiful woman in palace clothes standing in front of the door of her cave, holding a little pig in her arms, Yingying smiled. The Silver Horn King couldn't help but feel a surprise in his heart: "It turns out that Zhu Ba Ancestor turned out to be a beautiful woman, it's hard for her to be able to break into such a big name, it's really impressive!"

The two kings hurriedly greeted the woman and said, "Zhu Ba Ancestor has come from afar, and he has failed to welcome him, forgive his sins!"

The little pig in the woman's arms suddenly laughed and said, "Why should the two junior brothers be polite?" suddenly came out and landed beside the woman, but it was a wealthy grandfather, with a smile on his face, and he also returned the salute.

The two kings were taken aback, and the golden horn was about to speak, but the silver horn was smart and clever, and quickly pulled his sleeve and said with a smile: "The ancestor is really a wonderful person, please speak in the house." ”

The Silver Horn King led Zhu Ganglie and the others into the cave mansion, secretly on guard, but the Golden Horn King did not have this scheming, and said with a smile: "The ancestor just called me two junior brothers, could it be that they also came from heaven?" ”

Zhu Ganglie took the teacup, took a sip, and said with a smile: "The Golden Horn King is really discerning, a certain family is indeed from the sky, and it is said that there is a friendship with the two of them." ”

The Golden Horn King was puzzled: "Please forgive the little brother, dare to ask which star monarch you are descending to earth? Our Taiqing Heaven only has the Xuandu little master in the lineage, in addition to the two of my three generations of disciples, there are also four heavenly masters under the little master, Zhang Daoling, Ge Xuan, Xu Jingyang, and Sa Shoujian, male, female, old, young, rich, noble, poor, and cheap eight immortals, could it be that which of the eight immortals are you, how did you reincarnate as a goblin?"

The Silver Horn King threw a blank look at him again and again, but the Golden Horn didn't see it, so angry that he almost vomited blood: "My brother is too sincere, people didn't vomit a word of truth, but he wiped out his own old bottom!"

Zhu Ganglie saw the expressions of the two in his eyes, and said with a smile: "The Silver Horn King doesn't have to be suspicious. A certain family is a registered disciple of the little master of Xuandu, and he has to pass on a volume of Taoism and a nine-turn golden pill, so he cultivated the immortal road, lifted the xia and ascended, went to the heavenly court to worship the Jade Emperor, and led 100,000 heavenly soldiers to guard the Tianhe. ”

The golden horn and the silver horn suddenly changed color, and they got up and shouted, "I remember you! Could it be that you are the Marshal of Tianpeng who got drunk in the Antiy Conference and wanted to sleep with Fairy Chang'e?"

Xing Xian'er secretly laughed when she said this, and Zhu Ba Ancestor glared at her fiercely, and said with a smile: "I can't imagine that the two virtuous brothers still remember the cheap name of being a brother." ”

The golden horn was quick and shouted: "Who doesn't remember you? Since ancient times, no one has dared to blatantly claim that they want to sleep with Fairy Chang'e, although everyone has this heart, they dare not say it." Only the elder brother is dedicated to the pursuit of love, and this open-mindedness and courage are admirable!"

Zhu Ganglie's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly drank tea to cover up. The Silver Horn King also said: "My brother heard that my brother was convicted of the Jade Emperor because of the Moon Palace Gate incident, and was demoted to the heavenly court as a demon, and he also lamented that there is a strange man in this world.

The Silver Horn King said, glanced at Xing Xian'er again, and praised it: "It's really a hero!"

Lao Zhu really couldn't figure out whether these two guys were praising him or hurting him, so he laughed dryly and said, "The two virtuous brothers went down to earth this time, could it be that they are also here for the golden cicada?"

The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn glanced at each other and laughed in unison: "How can there be such a thing? Brother Hugh wants to guess, it is rare for our senior brothers to get together, and the foolish brother is the landlord, so he should prepare water and wine to entertain his brother." ”

Zhu Ganglie said unhappily: "That golden cicada has been caught by me, I wanted to share a little benefit with the two of you, why don't you two be dishonest and talk to me!"

When the Silver Horn King heard this, he hurriedly stopped him and said with a smile: "Brother, where are you talking about? It's not that the two of us want to hide it from you, but this matter is confidential, and we can't leak the news." Sit, sit! Our brothers will tell you everything we know in our hearts. ”

Zhu Ganglie sat down again, and said with a face: "If it doesn't make sense, I still have to leave!"

The Silver Horn King bowed forward and said with a smile: "This matter should start from four hundred and seventy years ago, Sun Monkey was pressed under the mountain by Rulai, the Jade Emperor feasted the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, and my two brothers waited by the master's side. Then I saw that among the Buddhas, there was only one person who was extremely outstanding, with red lips and white teeth, fat head and big ears, and the twenty-eight stars, thirty-six heavenly gangs, and seventy-two earthly demons, all of them were so greedy that the corners of their mouths drooled, and if it were not for the presence of the Buddha, he would have been captured and feasted on a long time ago. ”

There are three main types of immortals in the heavenly court, one is the demon god, the twenty-eight stars, the thirty-six Tiangang, and the seventy-two earth demons in the Doubu Zhengshen are like this, they like blood and food, and often eat people. The second type of mortals who have not lost their hearts and often seek pleasure in the lower realm, and marry those mortals, are mostly immortals who have ascended from the lower realm. The third type is often in important positions, responsible for the size of the Heavenly Palace, and is very busy, and Li Jing is among them.

The King of the Golden Horn also smiled and said: "Before my brother went to the lower realm, the lord treated me with humanity, this golden cicada is the holy son of the Western Sect, and there is no calculation of calamities, this body of flesh and skin, if people can eat it, they will live forever, it can be compared to the peach of the queen mother and the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian." But we were not allowed to eat him. Just now, I was just worried that my brother would use a lie to earn me, so I went over. Hugh, Hugh!"

"I see. Lao Zhu smiled, "The master doesn't allow you to eat this golden cicada, do you want to eat the previous one?"

The two old demons glanced at each other and said in unison, "What do you say, brother?"

"This golden cicada was demoted from Lingshan, reincarnated in Middle-earth, and reincarnated in the tenth life, only to learn scriptures from the West Heaven and ask for forgiveness from the Buddha. Counting it, he has been reincarnated for ten lives at this moment, and this tenth master does not allow you to eat him, but the first nine lives can eat him. The foolish brother is not talented, and he just captured the former nine generations of the golden cicada. ”

The Golden Horn King smiled: "What you said is hypocritical, I think that the golden cicada has come out in the tenth life, the first nine lives must be dead, and he has already turned into a pile of skeletons, how can you capture his first nine lives?";