Fourth, five, six, and moe, my master's man
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Tang Sen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Nima, it's really a coincidence that I'm here, this man named Sai Tai Sui seems to be in some trouble, and I happened to hit the door at this time to find out his news, which is called a good time to come to the door, it's just the rhythm of going to someone's door to announce that he is an enemy.
He took out a flag from his bosom, waved it left and right, and said loudly: "Children, go on, arrest the king's enemies and interrogate them slowly, and we will see how many of his comrades he has." ”
I saw that where the flag waved, a large group of small monsters rushed over with a scream, the combat effectiveness of these monsters was very low, and there was no discipline, there was no need to mention the military formation or anything, and there was not even a decent formation, and the mountains were flat, charging towards Tang Sen like a fool.
The one who rushed to the front had a big waist and a round waist, but the fighting action was very stiff, and the big fist swung over.
Tang Sen gently and skillfully moved to the side, and the fist was empty, but behind Tang Sen stood Fairy Chang'e, and the monster's fist couldn't contain its momentum, and actually flew towards Fairy Chang'e.
This time, Tang Sen, Chang'e, and the monster were all startled. Chang'e stepped sideways and wanted to hide, Tang Sen reached out to rescue, the monster actually took the initiative to close his fist, and the three of them made three strange moves at the same time, but Chang'e fell directly into Tang Sen's arms, but the monster was too eager to collect his fists, and he fell to the ground and made a.
He didn't care about his fall at all, he got up and said to Chang'e: "Oh, this girl, I didn't mean to hit you, I'm a civilized monster, I don't beat women." ”
Townwend: "......"
Chang'e: "......"
As he spoke, two more youkai rushed over from the side. The two of them reached out together to grab Tang Sen's arm, wanting to subdue him, but Tang Sen was not afraid of a little demon of this level, and with a slight wave of his arm, the two monsters flew out at the same time, and their buttocks almost fell to the ground and almost broke into four petals. I screamed in pain.
The other monsters were startled and didn't dare to rush up again, and someone shouted, "There are comings and goings, this person is so fierce." ”
"yes, we can't beat him. ”
"It's over, we're all civilized monsters, and we're not good at fighting. ”
Some came and went and were furious: "The king usually takes care of you in vain, gives you food, and gives you clothes and clothes." I also help you find a job, now that the king's man is in trouble, you can't even clean up an enemy, what use do you want?"
"I'm useful! I can sew clothes. ”
"I'm also useful, I'll wash the dishes. ”
"I'm pretty good at being a cleaner. ”
The monsters said with bitter faces: "It's just not good at fighting." ”
It turns out that although these monsters look vicious, they are all gentle little animals, and they are all rabbit spirits, horse spirits, and cow spirits...... A variety of mild herbivores. And there is no combat training, but there is. It's really hard to get them to fight for the sake of people.
Tang Sen couldn't help but laugh when he saw these guys coaxing: "Hey, I said, you are obviously not good at fighting, it's the first time I've seen such monsters, what do you usually do?"
A rabbit spirit raised his hand and said, "I usually do housekeeping." The hourly fee is 30 yuan, do you need a domestic worker?"
Townwend: "......"
The monster with a big waist and a round waist and a green face and fangs raised his hand and said, "Community guard." ”
Townwend: "......"
A long-necked deer said, "Gardener, prune the trees." ”
Other monsters also spoke, and there were actually people from all walks of life.
"I sweat. Tang Sen said: "You guys are actually doing this...... All right. What is the power of a man like you, and I can cut you all down with a swing of my sword. ”
After speaking, Tang Sen pinched a sword trick, and as soon as his thoughts moved, the returning sword flew into the sky, spinning and flying, the cold light flashed, and it looked a little fierce.
The monsters were startled, and they all hid behind the rocks.
There are come and go, angry, scolding: "Waste, all waste, all waste......"
Tang Sen beckoned to him: "Hey, I said that this is called a leader who comes and goes, don't kill them, even if they are not waste, they can't beat me, in fact, you misunderstood, I am not your king's enemy, and I will not be unfavorable to her man, I am here to help Zhu Zi King Zhou Chaojun inquire about the news......"
"What?" said angrily: "It turns out that the king's enemy is the king of Zhu Ziguo, now I understand, hum, don't think that these guys are useless and we are afraid of you, I'm going to find more monsters, there are always a few who can fight...... Also, there is a human cover above the king of our family, don't think she is easy to bully. King Zhu Zi, let's send hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers, and we will definitely destroy his country. ”
Tang Sen was not afraid of someone covering him, but he didn't like to be troubled, so he had to smile bitterly: "I said, it's really good for you to understand like this? Why are hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers all nonsense? Take me to see your king, and I'll talk to her slowly." ”
"No, if you kill me, I won't take you to my king. There came and went, shouting indignantly.
Tang Sen stretched out his hand angrily, obviously far away from the guy, but his hand didn't know why it reached in front of him, grabbed the chest that came and went, dragged it to the front, and hummed: "Lead the way!"
"Don't, don't die. Some came and went and shouted, "Indecent, someone indecent to me." ”
"Hey, you blue-faced fanged male monster, I'm insulting you. "Townsend Khan: "Don't scream. ”
"People are obviously women!" shouted back and forth, "It's you who don't know your mother-in-law." ”
Tang Sen was shocked, only then did he realize that he felt a soft touch on the hand that was holding his chest, and this blue-faced and fanged monster actually had a big ****...... I rub ...... Who knows you're a woman with a green face and fangs?
Tang Sen didn't want to really insult the female monster, let alone such an ugly female monster, so he quickly let go of the hand that was holding her chest. There came and went, crying and running to the mountain, shouting as he ran: "King, you have to be the master for me, there is a man who catches me ****......"
It seems that she is going to run home to find Sai Tai Sui?
Tang Sen couldn't help but complain: Didn't you say that you wouldn't take me to see her if you died? What do you mean by running towards her house now? This is clearly the leading party. IQ is worrisome, and none of this Sai Tai Sui's subordinates can come in handy. Forget it, go ahead. Just as she was about to take a step, Chang'e suddenly reached out and grabbed Tang Sen's hand, and said resentfully: "You have to reach out and touch such an ugly monster? Why don't you come and touch my ****? Am I not as good-looking as the blue-faced fangs?"
Townwend: "......"
There is no reason to talk to this kind of nameless woman, keep silent, and explain her.
Follow the coming and going. Tang Sen and Chang'e easily went up to the top of the mountain, only to see that there was indeed a cave here, and there was a banner hanging at the entrance of the cave, which read: "Qilin Mountain Hedgehog Cave". There is a sign next to it, which reads: "This dong undertakes all kinds of part-time job agencies, and if you have a monster friend who wants to integrate into the new era and make money to support your family, you can register here, and we will introduce you to the part-time job."
Townwend: "......"
Chang'e also sweated: "Is this okay?"
Tang Sen said: "That's fine." I've seen the animal circle opened by the monster, and there is a marriage agency, and now there is a job introduction newspaper that is not strange, and I still feel full of feeling after getting used to it. ”
Chang'e thought about it and said with a smile: "This is also true, even His Majesty the Jade Emperor is opening a company in the human world to do business, this is nothing." ”
Tang Sen was slightly surprised when he heard this: "The Jade Emperor girl is opening a company in the human world?"
"Yes, there are branches all over the world. Chang'e smiled.
Townsend heard this. There was a faint movement in my heart, as if I had thought of something. The two shadows overlapped vaguely, but they always felt that it was unlikely, and they didn't think deeply, and the thought was extinguished by him as soon as it arose.
At this moment, some people ran out of the cave, followed by a beautiful royal sister. It was Sai Tai Sui, who had met in the sky above the Zhu Ziguo Palace, and she was still wearing a golden dress today, looking glamorous and boundless, which could make any man ecstasy.
They came and went and cried out as they ran, "Come, my lord, a man is insulting me." And he also inquired about your man, and seemed to want to disrupt him......"
Sai Tai Sui's beautiful face had a look of anger, and said, "That's not my man, it's my master's man, don't talk nonsense...... But then again, the master's man is no different from my man, and he will ...... in the future."
Speaking of which, she walked out of the cave with Youlai and Youyou and saw Tang Sen and Chang'e.
He pointed at Tang Sen and said loudly: "It's him, he's a villain." You are so daring, you still dare to come to the door, do you think you don't die fast enough?"
Sai Tai Sui's face still had a strange shyness, maybe it was the shame brought to her by the man just mentioned, and now that she saw the "main master" appear, her face immediately turned pale, and she said to Tang Sen with a calm face: "Are you the one who bullies and comes and goes?" I heard that you are still inquiring about my man...... Oh, no, it's news that it's my master's man, what are your intentions?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Miss Sai, please don't get me wrong, don't you think I'm a little familiar?"
"Familiar?" Sai Tai Sui looked at him carefully for a while, shook his head and said: "I am not impressed at all, how can I be familiar? Don't tell me that you knew me before, I heard that handsome guys often use this trick to pick up girls, and I am most annoyed by these nameless methods." If you want to soak me, then I'm sorry, this girl doesn't even bother to send you a good person card, you hurry up, I don't think you're a good person, I don't think we can be friends, and I didn't treat you as a brother......"
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Miss Sai, don't you really remember me?" Last night, in the palace of Zhu Ziguo, when Zhou Chaojun confessed to you, I was standing not far behind him, and you didn't notice me?" )
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