One hundred and fifty-nine times of the Qixi fairy, the witty kings

At that time, the Qixi fairy had been in the south for nearly a month, and the owners and elders of the various altars in the south bullied the Qixi fairy as a woman, deliberately ignoring their instructions, and the anti-kings from all walks of life in the south were even more in their own camps, and did not hesitate to kill each other in order to grab the territory, resulting in a chaotic form in the south.

Xie Duqing said: "The lords of all walks of life and those self-righteous princes deceived me and waited for the first time, and I am afraid it will be difficult to convince the public if I don't make some movement." Wen Yushan said: "The tree wants to calm the wind, tonight's alliance conference will catch a few unlucky guys, let a few heads fall to the ground, and they will be much more honest." ”

Xie Duqing said: "Su Xing'er and Lu Youhe haven't come back yet, they have already gone to prepare with Mu Zi years ago, I don't know how they are preparing over there." "The words fell,

I saw Su Xing'er and Lu Youhe just come back to salute and said, "Fairy Wen, everything is ready now, only the east wind is owed." Wen Yushan said: "Tonight's conference still needs all sisters to work together to deal with it. Xie Duqing and others sang a salute.

That night, the Qixi fairy lit the holy flame at the east altar and the east helm elders, and summoned the altar masters and elders to come to the meeting.

Lin Qingyan and Jin Daiyun brought everyone into the battle. The anti-king, the altar masters and elders of all walks of life were very dissatisfied when they saw this, and although the altar masters and elders of all parties were unhappy in their hearts, it was not easy to say it on their faces, but the anti-kings from all walks of life were outspoken.

Jin Daiyun said very calmly: "Since you have come to participate in the conference, the purpose is only to form an alliance, are the kings afraid that the Great Long Palace Lord of Fairy Valley will be unfavorable to the princes?" ”

Lin Qingyan said with a smile: "Lord Han is too worried, at the moment, the imperial court is sending a large army to the south to discuss, the kings and the lord of my family's Dachang Palace are both royal relatives, and they are all for Kuangfu Tang Clan to eradicate the martial arts, how can they kill each other, if you don't need the imperial court army to go south, we have already been defeated by ourselves, if the kings are still not at ease, they can bring two guards to serve by their side." ”

When the kings heard this, they were speechless, so they had to bring two guards into the formation, and the altar masters and elders also wanted to bring two guards into the formation when they heard this, but they were stopped by Lin Qingyan and said, "You are your own family, why don't you worry?"

When the altar lords and elders heard this, they had no choice but to go alone. The two fairies took everyone left and right to come to the place of the conference, Wen Qishan, Xie Duqing, and Elder Nan Duo approached and saluted: "The eldest fairy Wen Qishan and Xie Duqing are here to visit the princes and the altar masters and elders. ”

Everyone couldn't help but be amazed when they saw that the woman in front of them was more beautiful than the one who led the way before, and King Xiaolu said: "I have heard that Fairy Wen won the title of the first beauty in Chang'an as soon as she entered Chang'an. ”

Wen Yushan smiled and said, "King Xiaolu has spoken. So let everyone into the house, Lin Qingyan saw that the princes who were still domineering just now became kind and pleasant after seeing Wen Yushan, and couldn't help but snort coldly in a low voice: "This group of men really doesn't have a good thing. ”

Jin Daiyun said: "Men are visual animals, but things are much easier to do depending on this situation." So saying, the two fairies followed. The waiter had already offered fragrant tea, and Wen Qi said kindly: "[***] When I first came to your place, I would like to ask all the princes and all the altar masters and elders present here to mention more. ”

The master of the West Altar said: "Fairy Wen is a proud disciple of the Lord of the Great Long Palace, and we should cooperate with the affairs of the south today, but Fairy Wen is still young, and this matter of leading troops to fight and dispatching grain and grass is not something that can be dealt with with by embroidered pillows." ”

Wen Yushan snorted coldly when he heard this, and turned around and asked: "I have eight altars in the south, there are eight altar masters and four elders, who has not arrived at the conference today?" Xie Duqing saluted: "At present, the east, west, south, and north altar masters, the east helm elder, the wind rudder elder, and the south rudder elder have all arrived, and there is still a lack of wind, fire, thunder, and lightning, and the four altar masters and the fire rudder elder have not yet arrived. ”

Wen Yushan shouted: "Bastard, I was ordered by the Dachang Palace Lord to take charge of the Southern Altars, and I am equipped with the personal jade pendant given by the Dachang Palace Master, and the disciples of this sect should see the palace master when they see the jade pendant, and the wind, fire, thunder, and electricity will be absent, and it will not be disrespectful to the palace master if I don't come to see him, and I will quickly go and arrest the madman." Lin Qingyan promised to retreat,

Seeing this, the altar masters and elders all looked at each other and smiled and didn't care, but the princes seemed to be waiting to watch a show. Soon, the three fairies Jin Daiyun, Su Xing'er, Lu Youhe, and Qiu Qinghua escorted the five to the Tang Chinese Yushan and asked, "Where did you find them?"

Su Xing'er saluted and said, "I'll catch these fanatics in the Memory Academy." Wen Qishan sneered in his heart when he heard this, and several people didn't know what to do when they saw Wen Qishan: "The woman in this Qinglou is really more beautiful than the other, and the woman on the seat is really a beauty. ”

Wen Qishan couldn't help but be angry when he saw that several of them were drunk, and said: "You are so presumptuous, you are drunk if you don't come to the conference today, what should you do according to the rules of my sect?" Xie Duqing said: "According to the rules of this sect, those who disrespect their bosses should be beheaded." ”

Wen Yushan shouted: "What's the use of such fanatics staying. Ling pushed out the beheading, a few people were drunk and still talking nonsense, Wen Yushan angrily stepped forward with a knife to behead a person, and several other people asked about the smell of blood and woke up at the moment, Wen Yushan shouted: "Can you be convicted?"

Several people were so frightened that they woke up and knelt down to beg for mercy, and Elder Nanduo and the others also changed their normal behavior and got up to plead for mercy, Wen Yu was good at saying: "For everyone's sake, and spare the surname of Er, but the death penalty can be avoided and the crime is unforgivable, and each person will be rewarded with a hundred boards." Mu Zinian, the deputy altar master of the East Altar, heard the order and immediately ordered someone to step forward and pull out the four altar masters of wind, fire, thunder and lightning.

Wen Yushan said: "Now that the position of Elder Fire Rudder is vacant, it will be replaced by Mu Zinian. Hearing this, Mu Zinian hurriedly got up and thanked him. Everyone saw that Wen Qi was kind on the outside, soft on the outside, and resolute on the inside, and he didn't dare to slack off. Wen Yushan said: "The matter of this sect just now made all the princes laugh. ”

Han Wang said: "Fairy Wen is decisive in everything, and she should be a heroine among women. Wen Yushan said: "Today, I invite the kings to come only for the alliance to fight the enemy, I don't know what the princes think." King Qi said: "If you want to form an alliance, let King Xiaolu return the land that I have won to me." ”

King Xiaolu snorted coldly: "Joke, my territory is all fought by me with one soldier, how can I say that your family is the land." King Qi said: "Obviously, I won the city first, and you took the opportunity to grab it." As he spoke, the two couldn't help but quarrel.

Many things about Chen sesame and rotten grains were also corrected, and the persuasion of King Han and several other princes unexpectedly provoked anger, and the hall was in turmoil. Seeing this, Wen Yushan couldn't help sneering, and the kings stopped arguing and asked, "I'm waiting for a lot of quarrels, what are you laughing at." ”

Wen Qishan said softly: "Boiled beans burn beans, and beans cry in the kettle." This is born from the same root, so why not be in a hurry to fry each other. When the kings heard this, their faces turned red and their ears turned red, and they were silent. Wen Yushan said: "You are only noisy for a few newly acquired cities, and you have asked which city in the world is not Tang's.

All the princes and the lord of my family's Great Long Palace are all descendants of the Tang clan, all in order to help the Tang clan eradicate the Wu clan, and now the imperial army is going south, and we should form an alliance to elect the alliance leader to fight the enemy together. ”

Han Wang said: "What Fairy Wen said is extremely true, in terms of seniority, the lord of the Great Chang Palace is my aunt and grandmother, and I should respect him as the leader of the alliance, but the Lord of the Great Long Palace cannot personally take charge of the affairs of the south, and it is very difficult to choose the leader of the alliance." Xie Duqing said: "You princes don't have to worry, I have a way to choose the alliance leader." ”

King Han asked: "What is Fairy Xie's plan?" Xie Duqing said: "At present, the most difficult city in the south to capture is Maozhou, if anyone can take Haozhou without spending a single soldier, who will be the leader of the alliance?" King Qi said: "It is too harsh to take Haozhou without spending a single soldier." ”

Su Xing'er said: "If it's easy, everyone can be the leader of the alliance." The kings pondered for a while, and at last they agreed to limit it to three days. In the next two days, the princes meditated hard to think of countermeasures to take the state,

Wen Qishan couldn't help but sneer when he received Mu Zinian's reply: "It seems that it's time for us to go out." Mu Zinian said: "Fairy Wen didn't move in the first two days, but now it's going to be the third day, I'm afraid it's too late." ”

Wen Yushan said with a smile: "Why should Elder Huoru be so pessimistic, I will invite you to drink in the city of Maozhou early in the morning." When Mu Zinian heard this, he couldn't help but sneer in his heart, Wen Qishan said big things. That night, Wen Qishan and other Qixi fairies sneaked into the city of Maozhou, and Lin Qingyan mixed [***] incense into the well in the city.

It is also a [***] incense that has been burned in the city all night. The next time, Mu Zinian received an order to invite the kings to come to the city of Haozhou to drink, Mu Zinian and the elders and the altar owner were puzzled and had to obey the order to invite the king of Han and other kings.

When the kings heard the news, they were also puzzled in their hearts, and when they went to the city, they couldn't help but be shocked, only to see Wen Yushan sitting on the tower of the city of Maozhou playing the piano leisurely, and several other Qixi fairies accompanied by him, King Han sighed: "We have been calculated by these little girls." ”

As a result, Wen Yushan was successfully elected as the leader of the alliance, and the Longtan sect led by him and the army led by the kings rebelled together to capture many cities, and even fought fiercely with the imperial army in the south. (To be continued.) )