The second six-five cute, the rescuer of the inspiration king
Update at 8 p.m.
After searching through the memory card and finding no spreadsheet, Tang Sen had to conclude that Sun Wukong's copy was wrong.
"I said, can you be reliable in doing things, I have a fart for these messy private photos. Townsend: "Go and re-copy that spreadsheet." β
"It's cheap, and it's good. Sun Wukong was unhappy: "My old grandson let you see a woman's privacy, and you still come to complain about me? β
"I don't like to see this. Tang Sen snorted: "This product is not an otaku, I still think it's interesting to change it to a private photo of an otaku girl, or a cosplay photo." β
Sun Wukong wiped a handful of sweat: "Sometimes I really wonder if this guy is a human being, it's just an alien's thinking." β
She complained and complained, but decided to find the spreadsheet again, after all, she was a very kind Lori, and she was still very enthusiastic about saving people. Sun Wukong turned into a little fly again, and flew back to the bedroom of the king, trying to find another chance to copy the file, but the king had already fallen asleep at this time, and this thing still had a bad habit when he slept, so he actually slept with a laptop.
"I'll wipe it, you woman can't use a laptop as a husband? Sun Wu wanted to cry without tears, so he had to return to the cell: "I can't steal it tonight, that woman actually sleeps with a laptop, and she can't do it at all, so let's get it tomorrow." β
Tang Sen nodded: "It's okay, anyway, the king and the low-key luxury woman agreed that the delivery would be delivered in three days, and we still have three days to steal the spreadsheet in her notebook." β
That night, Townsend slept in his cell.
Early the next morning, Sun Wukong took back the sleepy insects that had been released. The female sheep spirit guarding the cell rubbed her eyes and got up, and exclaimed, "Oh, I actually fell asleep while on duty, oh my God...... If the cargo runs away, I'm going to be out of luck. She hurried to look inside the cell and was relieved to find that Townsend was still tied up with rope.
He walked over and shook Townese: "Hey, hey." Mr. Cargo, are you alright?"
Tang Sen got up and said, "Oh, after sleeping on the cold stone floor all night, I feel a little out of my pillow, my back hurts, no, I'm going to die...... It feels like I'm going to die......"
The sheep spirit was taken aback: "Mr. goods, you can't die, the king must have sold you for a good price." If you die, I'll be severely punished, and maybe I'll be punished for cleaning the toilets. β
"If you tell me not to die, don't I die?" Tang Sen rubbed his shoulders and said, "My shoulder hurts to death...... It's all your fault for the guard, I slept like a dead pig last night, and I wanted you to help me change the position of lying on the ground so that you couldn't wake up, but I kept a very uncomfortable position all night, and you can't tell what's wrong?"
"Don't make a mistake, you will be bargained by customers. I'll help you pinch ......" The sheep spirit stood behind Tang Sen, and helped him hammer his shoulders with her delicate little hands. It's a pity that the goat spirit only has a body transformed into a human form, and the head is still a goat's head, which is a bit of a fly in the ointment, if she can become a little girl, it is a good enjoyment.
At this time, the king also got up and came to the cell to make rounds. Suddenly he found that the little demon he sent to guard the captives was actually hammering Tang Sen's shoulder, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "Hey, is there a mistake? What are you doing here? Who is the captive and who is the guard?"
Tang Sen smiled at her and said, "I've been tied up all night a little uncomfortable, and your men are helping me relax my muscles and blood, can't I? You're just afraid that you won't be able to sell for a good price. β
The king thought about it, this is also true, last night those rich women were still saying, don't cripple the husband, if this guy is tied up and has any problems, at least he will be killed for a few hundred kilograms of gold, or forget it, let him be.
She thought in her heart that she could help him, but when she saw the captive sitting like an uncle, and her subordinates were serving him like a little daughter-in-law, she felt that something was wrong when she looked left and right, and she didn't know what was wrong, this guy didn't have the consciousness of being abducted by human traffickers at all, so I was a little scared!
Tang Sen snorted: "What about breakfast? I can't get used to eating ordinary things, so I'll give me a soup dumpling that Tianjin Goubuli ignores." β
The King: "There's no such thing here!"
"What a poor and remote place, there is not even Tianjin Dog Ignore Buns. Tang Sen showed a look of disdain: "Then at least bring me some sauce meat buns......"
King Da Khan: "No, we only have ordinary porridge and steamed buns here." β
"There's no this, there's no that. Tang Sen was unhappy: "Believe it or not, I used my divine power to break one of my arms." β
The King: "......"
Nima, I've seen people threaten others, but I've never seen self-harm as a means of threat, which is also outrageous. Moreover, you have to cut off your arm just for a few sauce meat buns? It's not so exaggerated, is it?
Tang Sen saw that she didn't believe it, and said with a smile: "When the King of Inspiration said that I was too handsome, and he didn't want to help me introduce the wife of Xiliang Women's Country, I scratched my face, you should know this, right? β
The king was startled, Nima, this man is crazy! His mummified face was made out of madness, and I really made him cut off his arm. Then you have to make a few hundred kilograms of gold less, and compared to so much gold, a few sauce meat buns will be gone.
It was no longer clear who was the captive and who was the human trafficker, so the king ordered his subordinates with a bitter face: "Call a flying bird spirit and go to the border town of Xiliang Women's Country as fast as possible to buy a few sauce meat buns." β
A few female monsters who followed him looked strange and covered their faces.
Tang Sen smiled: "The cell is too cold, bring me a bed and futon at night, and you need a delicate snack......"
The King: "......"
"By the way, it's better to get another birdcage with a talking parrot in it and let it talk and play with me. Townsend said.
"I'll rub, you don't have to get an inch!" King Yu lifted the stone table in front of him, and at this moment, a little monster suddenly ran in outside, and said loudly: "Report to the king, the king of inspiration is back, and he has brought a strong rescuer, it's so terrible, the little demons who beat us guarding the mountain cry dad and call mother, please hurry up." β
Tang Sen couldn't help but be slightly taken aback: "Her rescue came so quickly?"
The Great King snorted coldly: "Nonsense, although she is just a small carp essence, but her master is a pivotal figure in the Great Leiyin Temple, all the Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the Great Leiyin Temple have to sell a face of her master, and of course she can move the rescuers." But no matter how powerful her master is, it has nothing to do with me, I am a person from Heavenly Court, hahahaha, I won't sell the face of the Great Lei Yin Temple, what can she do?"
Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "Who is her master?"
"It's useless for you to inquire about this, I don't have time to talk to you, let's go and retreat from the enemy first. "The king is about to leave in the clouds.
Townsend shouted, "Take me to see the excitement, or you will cut off your arm." β
King You: "......"ββ
Five minutes later, Townsend swaggered after the Great King and came to the top of the ridge.
I saw that the land monsters and the water monsters had already set up a posture and were in a state of confrontation, and the water monsters went back to Tongtianhe last night to get ready, and they were dressed neatly again, holding weapons and shields in their hands, and wearing heavy armor. The King of Inspiration did not wear a golden kung fu uniform this time, but a golden military uniform, which looked heroic.
Seeing Tang Sen walking behind the king, the king of inspiration was immediately overjoyed and exclaimed, "Mr. customer, are you safe?"
Tang Sen responded from afar: "Fortunately, I was only imprisoned in the cave last night, and I was not subjected to any inhuman torture. β
The king said in his heart: It seems that I am the one who was tortured, right? I blame that the goods are too valuable this time, and I am restrained, if I am a worthless broken man, I dare to slap him to death if he dares to twitter with me.
The Inspiration King didn't notice the embarrassed look on the face of the King, her attention was all on Tang Sen, and she said loudly: "Mr. Customer, you wait, I will rescue you soon, don't worry, today I moved in a strong rescue, and the King has only a dead end." β
Tang Sen smiled: "You don't have to work so hard, I'm doing well now." But I thought to myself: No, I haven't gotten that spreadsheet yet, and I don't want to be rescued today.
The King of Inspiration stretched out his hand and pointed at the Great King, and sneered: "The surname is You, you are going to die today." β
The king also sneered: "I'm so scared!"
The Inspiration King turned sideways, and the shield array of the water monsters parted to both sides, and eighteen bald monks came out from the center of the military array, all of whom were wearing golden monk's robes, and their skin showed a strange copper color, as if their bodies were all metallic, not like living people.
Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "Huh, what are these eighteen monks, they look so powerful." β
The king's face sank: "Eighteen Arhats?"
The King of Inspiration smiled proudly: "It is the famous master of my Great Leiyin Temple, the Eighteen Arhats, and the first two are the famous Dragon Descending and Subduing the Tiger, hahahaha...... My lord, let me ask you if you are afraid?"
The eighteen arhats may not be known very well by ordinary people, but if they only say that the dragon and the tiger are subdued, it is very famous. Especially the dragon arhat, hundreds of years ago, the dragon arhat was reincarnated into the world, turned into a crazy wine and meat monk, after experiencing the seven generations of love, enlightened the avenue, became a living Buddha of Jigong. And the current dragon descending Arhat is filled in by a substitute monk.
To put it simply, these arhats are very powerful, as long as they realize the Tao and become bodhisattvas and living Buddhas in minutes, they will have such a tower!
The King of Inspiration really brought in a super powerful rescuer, Tang Sen secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, Nima, you carp really have a background, this rescuer is too strong, they don't really rescue me. (To be continued......)