Sixth, sixth, sixth, and sixteen, Meng, and Chang'e's determination
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His Majesty was crying, and crying very sadly, while the princess and the maid were giggling, and Townsend looked sluggish...... At the palace banquet of Tianzhu Kingdom, the atmosphere of the few people sitting around the table is very strange now, and just a few of them will show all the ups and downs and the various forms of sentient beings.
Tang Sen's sisters didn't follow, so they didn't want to come here to join in the fun, so they opened a room in the hotel to rest, and let Tang Sen run to the palace of Tianzhu Kingdom alone. According to the girls, this is called to let him enjoy the happiness independently. Only Zhang Duxue looked at Tang Sen sympathetically, and she was the only one who thought that Tang Sen was going to suffer.
Well, suffering or sinning, Townsend is sitting here anyway. Moreover, just now, the king also inquired about Tang Sen's family history with a handful of snot and tears, and checked his household registration, and now both sides basically have a certain understanding of each other. Tang Sen also knew that the princess was twenty years old this year, and so on.
The princess shyly poured a glass of wine for Tang Sen: "Mr. Tang, please drink." ”
Well, in fact, it is not the first time that Fairy Chang'e and Tang Sen have gotten along, it shouldn't have been this kind of shy attitude, but acting has to be a full set, and Fairy Chang'e knows very well that a woman must maintain a certain amount of reserve and shyness when she meets a man for the first time, so as to make men like him more.
This trick really worked, Tang Sen could easily refuse an unreliable girl, but for a woman who seemed to be very introverted in her shy answer, he was not too embarrassed to be too fierce, so he had to take the wine glass handed out by the princess...... Usually he doesn't drink, but ...... I always feel that if I don't drink this, my sister seems to be crying, so I have to raise my neck and drink it.
Fairy Chang'e was secretly proud in her heart, thinking: I didn't expect my Jade Rabbit to be good at using intrigue and tricks, and I am good at playing a weak woman. She is responsible for tricking the man into the urn, and then the princess I play will attack it, which is really seamless, ha...... This time, he will definitely succeed in winning the favor of Mr. Tang.
Tang Sen usually doesn't drink much, so the amount of alcohol is not very good, and he was persuaded by Fairy Chang'e to have a few glasses of liquor, and before he knew it, the strength of the wine came up, his face was red, and his head began to be confused......
Seeing that he was almost drunk, Yutu laughed and glanced at Chang'e.
Chang'e hurriedly said softly: "Mr. Tang, you are tired from the journey, it's almost time to take a break, and now you have drunk a lot of wine and need someone to take care of you at night, don't go back to the hotel today, just stay in the palace." ”
Tang Sen said with a big tongue: "This ...... It's not good......"
"That's right, this can't be done!" the king jumped up on the ground: "Although I have agreed to your marriage, but now that I have not married, how can I live together, and you still say that you will take care of him at night, this is ...... This...... This is too exaggerated, I am not allowed, absolutely not...... My baby daughter isn't so lowly!ahhh
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Chang'e's face turned red, this acting skill was definitely at the level of a movie queen, and she lowered her head in shame and said, "What did my father say? I said I wanted him to live in my room...... Just ask someone to clean up a room for him in the harem and come out, as for taking care of it, I didn't say I would go in person...... That's humiliating. ”
"That's it!" Yutu hurriedly interjected: "Her Royal Highness the princess means to let the slave take care of Mr. Tang." ”
"Oh, that's no problem. The king said, "Then let it be arranged." ”
Hey, that's how you did it? No one asked my opinion? Townsend's Khan! Dude, I obviously refused, why don't you look like you don't need to ask me at all?
Tang Sen was about to protest, but Chang'e suddenly winked at him pitifully: "Mr. Tang, will it make you very uncomfortable to live here, will it be more uncomfortable than staying in a hotel?"
"This ...... Cough...... Not really. Townsend had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, then I'll stay." ”
In fact, Townsend also felt that he had drunk too much, and if he were to walk back to the hotel, he might be planted in a ditch on the side of the road halfway through, and sleep with his head covered until tomorrow morning. Jade Rabbit approached him, put his arm on his shoulder, and helped Tang Sen towards the harem.
Chang'e pretended to be too shy to touch a man, and followed behind with small steps.
In the midst of the confusion, Townsend felt that he was passing through the Imperial Garden, where many unnamed flowers bloomed, although there were many flowers, they were not messy, all kinds of flowers were planted neatly, and the branches and leaves were also carefully trimmed, and the whole garden looked delicate and delicate, exuding a delicate fragrance of flowers.
Jade Rabbit said in a low voice: "This is the garden planted and managed by Her Royal Highness the princess herself." ”
When Tang Sen heard this, he had a great impression of the princess, and it seemed that the princess was a very thoughtful and plant-loving girl, and this kind of girl was usually very good.
When the guest room arrived, Yutu put Tang Sen on a soft and warm big bed, Tang Sen's wine was already full, his head was just next to the pillow, and he immediately fell asleep. Yutu quickly helped him take off his clothes, and then pulled the quilt over to cover it.
Yutu took a closer look and found that Tang Sen was really asleep, so he turned to Chang'e and said, "Master, Mr. Tang is really asleep, hehe, now is a good opportunity to cook raw rice and mature rice." Take it off, strip naked and get under his covers, and take him responsible when he gets up tomorrow morning. ”
"Hey, is this really good?" Chang'e said embarrassedly, "Wouldn't it be too ...... It's a little too shameless?"
"I said master, it's okay for you to be sober!" Yutu said with a serious face: "If you know how to be polite and use conventional means, can you win over those women?" On identity, status, appearance, figure, and money...... Which of you have won? The most important point is that in terms of attributes, you are absolutely defeated. ”
"Attributes?" Thinking of this, Chang'e couldn't help but wipe a handful of sweat, you know, the most important thing for a female character in a cute girl novel is attributes, you either have to be arrogant, or you have a black belly, or you have to be natural, or you have to have three nothings, or you have icebergs, or you are afraid of starvation, or you are very awesome, or you are very afraid of human traffickers, or you have a dual personality, or you like to wear a high hat, or you write a guarantee at every turn...... In short, you must have an attribute in order to become an important character, and if you don't have any attribute at all, it means that the author did not treat you as an important person in the first place.
Chang'e racked her brains for a long time, and turned the book forward for hundreds of chapters to check carefully, I don't know if I don't know it, I was shocked when I saw it, it turned out that she was actually a girl without any attributes. From the first chapter in which she appeared, the author did not assign her attributes. What is tsundere, cute, black-bellied, and three-no...... It has nothing to do with her.
Chang'e was immediately frightened: "Yutu, you say, I'...... I'm not just going to be a supporting character, am I?"
Yutu spread his hands and said: "Master, it's a pity, you are a small supporting role, as a small supporting role, you want to turn over and become a heroine, do you dare to pay attention to honesty?"
Chang'e turned her back to the sky at forty-five degrees, burst into tears, and after thinking seriously for a while, she finally made up her mind: "Okay! Now is not the time to pay attention to women's reserve, I want to fight for myself, seeing that this book is about to be finished, if I keep being a small supporting role to the end, it will be too tragic, I want to be here today, burst out my last value." ”
Chang'e resolutely and resolutely took off her dress.
The moonlight poured in through the window, reflecting on her perfect body, and the cold blue moonlight made her skin glow with a silvery white light, which looked full of mysterious beauty. Then, she gently lifted Townsend's quilt and slipped inside.
There were two people stuffed in the bed, which was a bit crowded, and Sister Chang'e gently twisted her body twice, and as a result, she was close to Tang Sen, the man's heavy breathing was in her ears, and she was so ashamed that she almost jumped out of the bed.
"If you sleep until dawn like this, you can put him in charge, right?" Chang'e stuck her head out and said to the jade rabbit outside the bed.
"No!" Yutu shook his head and said, "Lord, don't you know about the destruction of France?" The queen of the destruction of France slept with Mr. Tang all night, but later Mr. Tang found out that nothing really happened with her, and the queen did not succeed. If you want to succeed in holding him accountable, something has to really happen. ”
"But...... But...... How can a woman take the initiative in this kind of thing?" Chang'e was very embarrassed.
"I can't care about it so much, master, come on!"
Chang'e bit her lower lip, pulled away the quilt, looked inside carefully, and said, "No, Mr. Tang's little friend, he is still resting, in this case, even if I really want to do something to him, I can't do it." ”
This is a very tricky question, since ancient times, why have we only heard of a man doing something to a woman while she is asleep, but I have never heard of a woman doing something to a man while she is asleep? In fact, the reason is very simple, the state of a man's friend determines whether this thing can be done! If a man's friend is sleeping and resting, let you woman put on a look of eighteen, the most crucial step cannot be completed.
Chang'e cried and said, "No, Yutu, I can't do that to him." ”
Yutu thought about it carefully, and then said in a low voice: "Master, I heard that there is a special way to wake up a man's little friend from his deep sleep. ”
"What's the solution?" Chang'e wondered.
"Use ...... Use your mouth!" Yutu said seriously: "You use your mouth to help him...... Cough...... That's it. ”
"Hey, don't put ellipses in key places, I don't understand. Chang'e said that Yali Mountain is big.
Yutu spread his hands and said: "That picture is too dirty, I can't describe it in words...... Here's a DVD stolen from Marshal Tianpeng's mansion, which records the detailed instructions, does the master want to learn it?" )