Chapter 369: Is it okay for me to be Tang Seng
Since the most powerful disciple Guanyin and the most loyal disciple Jizo Bodhisattva have rebelled, Rulai can only send Manjushri, Puxian Bodhisattva, Veda Bodhisattva, and Lingji Bodhisattva to the four continents to preside over the audition.
The audition was accompanied by the four dragon gods, the local king and the 108 Arhats, and with the support of strong public opinion, the audition was carried out smoothly.
The Jade Emperor and Rulai continued to hold the Antiy Conference in heaven. Under the protection of the Bodhisattva, Arhat, and Dragon God, they don't believe that Xiaoyu still dares to come and carry out a provocative attack!
In fact, Xiaoyu didn't think of messing up the audition at all. On the contrary, he thinks that this audition from ordinary people is one of the few highlights of the Jade Emperor and Rulai for thousands of years!
In the main control room of Tianqing Science and Technology Building, Xiao Yu watched the live broadcast of the audition with great interest, "Haha! That girl performed a primitive pole dance just now, so cute!"
Kunpeng crossed Erlang's legs and looked at Wei Tuo Bodhisattva with disdain, "Phew! Accompany Rulai to turn sentient beings upside down!"
Xiao Yu smiled, "Brother, back thousands of years ago, I see that the methods of the Jade Emperor and Rulai are even more demagogic, and it is even more difficult for sentient beings to find out, and it is even easier for sentient beings to indulge!
Kunpeng took a sip of Lingguo-scented tea, "Fusang, don't be too afraid. On the one hand, we do not underestimate the strength of their alliances. On the other hand, we need to know that the fox's tail will eventually be revealed. ”
"Brother, you're right. Paper can't cover the fire!Our job is to make their fox tail show as soon as possible!" Xiao Yu couldn't bear to watch all beings being turned upside down by the audition!
Tian Lanying stood up and said to Xiaoyu and Kunpeng, "You two brothers must find a way as soon as possible." I pinched my fingers just now and calculated that the auditions for the Jade Emperor and Rulai will end soon. Because the audition is just a pretense, they have already decided on the candidates to learn from the experience. In the end, that person will win the Four Great Auditions!"
"Bang!" Xiao Ruihuan's head disintegrated with an aperture on his head, and he stood up, "I had a very bad premonition just now! This person who is determined is very likely to be a powerful reincarnated spirit!"
"Who is it?!" the crowd blurted out!
See also the conspiracy of Rulai and the Jade Emperor! Two out-and-out careerists and activists, they cannot give the common people a chance. The so-called audition is just a catwalk!
Through the audition, the people will unite the people, attract a large number of fans, and let the auditioned people become their idols! And if the idol becomes a Buddha, I don't know how many brainless fans will be attracted to join Buddhism!
Knowing the brainwashing effect of this kind of audition, the more uneasy Xiao Yu felt about the actions of Rulai and the Jade Emperor! When the millennium returned, the two of them intensified, this is to brainwash sentient beings!
Xiao Yu thought of whose reincarnated spirit body would be able to make Rulai and the Jade Emperor work hard to create an audition?
"Golden Cicada!"
"Tang Seng!"
Everyone looked at each other and couldn't help but say the answer in unison!
Obviously, it is Tang Seng! He is the most trusted Buddha of Rulai! Moreover, he has a unique understanding and insight into the Dharma, and some opinions and suggestions have also improved the Dharma system very well!
As a Buddhism born out of Taoism, it is natural that he should put aside his relationship with Taoism and create his own unique method and system! And this system made him and Bodhi become saints at the same time!
As a golden cicada who can carry forward the Buddha system and devote himself to the Buddha, he is of course optimistic about it, and he will be molded into a meritorious Buddha!
It is a meritorious Buddha, and of course it is a tool for condensing merit!
Xiao Yu pondered, "Everyone, I don't think we can let the tragedy happen again. This kind of audition can minimize the time and shorten the time for Buddhism to unite people's beliefs. If the golden cicada is allowed to ascend smoothly, even if the scriptures are not successful, Buddhism will still flourish!"
Kunpeng clenched his fists and pursed his lips contemptuously, "Wind and water?!I'm going to beat him all over the ground to find his teeth!"
Zhengsheng shook his head and walked over to Xiao Yu's side, "I think we have to send someone to participate in the audition." And in order to ensure that the golden cicada is flanked, we had better send a few more people! After all, there is only one golden cicada. And we can send a lot of people!"
Zhengsheng's proposal made the eyes of the big guy light up instantly!
"That's right!"
"Hehe, then I'll be Tang Seng, okay?"
"Cut! You, you're not far from doing Bajie!"
Everyone gossiped and talked very lively.
Xiao Yu thought for a while, and a smile appeared in his eyes, "Let's be quiet! The audition catwalks of Rulai and the Jade Emperor still draw on the experience of performing arts activities after a thousand years." And we have traveled back from a thousand years later, so we can't lose in this matter, right? In this way, let's pull the children out for a walk, everyone can fully display their talents, and remember to overpower the golden cicada who can only chant Buddha!"
In order not to attract the attention of Rulai, the Jade Emperor, the Four Great Bodhisattvas, the 108 Arhats, and the Dragon Gods of the Four Seas, Xiaoyu, Kunpeng and others discussed and let the children who were not registered in the Heavenly Court go.
As a result, the four children of Xue'er, Xiaohu, Qianfeng Junshao, and Xiong Xiaoxia were sent to the four continents to participate in the auditions there.
Before parting, with the help of Fusang's mastermind, the four children all fit with the Xiuzhen Zhizhi Brain, and loaded with an immeasurable post-millennium song talent training course, which can help them pass the audition!
The four children walked out of the Tianqing Technology Building with relaxed expressions, activated the time and space travel device, and returned to the early stage of the audition. Because several children are handsome boys, girls are cute, and they have super singing and dancing talent performances, they have become idols as soon as they debut!
Xiaoyu adopts the tactics of Tian Ji horse racing. Xiong Xiaoxia went to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and he knocked the golden cicada!
Xiong Xiaoxia performed the earth spirit panda spirit root and played a panda war dance, which set off the atmosphere of the audience super hilarious, and thousands of creatures got carried away, and they had already forgotten that this was the audition for the selection of people who learned from the scriptures!
As soon as the golden cicada came up, he sat on the platform, knocked on the wooden fish, and kept chanting "Amitabha!" with a stupid look, which was not pleasing at all.
Lingji Bodhisattva was so angry that his face turned green! The Dragon King of the East China Sea was smiling but didn't dare to laugh, and he was so bitter that he couldn't bear it!
But then Jin Chanzi changed his strategy. He asked the sentient beings to randomly select a dying patient, and on the stage, he recited sutras to heal his wounds. In a moment, the Buddha's light was clear, and the patient was actually cured!
This move saved the life and saved the match point in an instant. What sentient beings desire most in this age is immortality!
Xiong Xiaoxia's Earth Spirit Panda Battle Dance is certainly eye-catching, but in fact, it is still a golden cicada!
However, Xiong Xiaoxia is not a fool. He had a lot of treasure rings in his hand, and there were a large number of extremely red spirit fruits in them, even including some ginseng fruits and peaches, which were all cultivated in a short period of time by small fish who had reached the quasi-holy realm.
When Xiong Xiaoxia stuffed a superb red spirit fruit into the mouth of a pregnant woman who was dying of dystocia, within a moment or three, the pregnant woman saved her life and the fetus was born smoothly!
When the cry of "Wow, Wow!" sounded, Xiong Xiaoxia pointed at himself handsomely and posed a POSE, I don't know how many young girls in the Tang Dynasty were fascinated!
Popular idol PK strength Buddha, this is a close battle! The two of you sing and I appear, after many rounds of competition, the voting value of fans is almost equal.
However, when Xiong Xiaoxia did not promise to be disciplined, "Sisters and sisters, aunts and aunts, do you want to make an appointment? If you want to get a chance to date me, please vote for me!"
As a result, Xiong Xiaoxia deservedly became the popular king of Dongsheng Shenzhou!
Although Tang Seng's strength is not bad, but in the final election of Dongsheng Shenzhou, if the referee did not unanimously vote for him in the end, he might have lost to Xiong Xiaoxia.
Lingji Bodhisattva stood in the center of the ring and announced loudly, "According to the results of multiple rounds of competitions and the final PK competition, I announce that the candidates for the finals of the four continents are Xiong Xiaoxia and Jin Cicada!
"Okay!"
"Xiong Xiaoxia, we love you!"
In the sound of the mountain roaring and tsunami, Xiong Xiaoxia jumped into the air and danced a panda war dance! He deliberately released the light of the earth spirit, and the dance combined with the cultivation of the true magic method released a lot of special effects!
So the whole audition scene became more popular!
Backstage of the audition, Lingji Bodhisattva wiped a cold sweat and let out a long breath, "Poof! What a great child! I am going to applaud him when I look at it!"
Looking at the cute golden cicada who was still chanting Buddha, Lingji Bodhisattva patted his head, "Golden cicada, learn to dance." Without this, it's so hard to push you up!"
Besides, I'm a bald Buddha who wears a Buddhist robe to dance like a mad dog, won't I lose the face of Buddhism? I don't want to learn!" The golden cicada shook his head vigorously.
Lingji Bodhisattva felt that it was difficult to deal with life, if he hadn't forced all the judges to vote for the golden cicada unanimously just now, the golden cicada would have been eliminated only in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
Moreover, just now he heard Manjushri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva, and Veda Bodhisattva say that in their audition ring, there are also very crazy idols!
So on the case, a total of 8 portraits of the people who entered the final election were presented, and their names, identities, spiritual roots, spells, and their performance in the audition were written below.
Manjushri, Puxian Bodhisattva, Veda Bodhisattva, and Lingji Bodhisattva all agree that even if these children don't learn the scriptures, they can become Buddhas just by relying on their current fans!
The so-called Ten Thousand Families Live Buddha, that's what it means!
If it weren't for the resourcefulness of a few disciples, I'm afraid it would be difficult for Jin Chanzi to even qualify!