Chapter 10: Why the situation is so weird
The interior space of the Mercedes-Benz SUV is very spacious, and the atmosphere on the surface looks very harmonious, but in fact, the undercurrent is surging and distinct.
After Su Jie's introduction, in fact, the space in this car was divided into two parts, she and Li Guanchao were at this end, and Xu Youliang was at the other end.
This is because what she said just now was too straightforward, which translates to that we have nothing to do with each other, not even friends, if my father hadn't asked me to come, I wouldn't have come.
Li Guanchao understands, Xu Youliang also understands, and he also captures the obvious meaning of drawing a clear line in this sentence, so he naturally understands that the little white face in front of him is his biggest enemy.
This aroused his desire to fight.
However, as a mature and stable person, it is impossible for Xu Youliang to tear his clothes and pull his hair with Li Guanchao, and he is not a child.
Even if adults are jealous, they need to be decent, they also need hypocritical temptation, and even more hypocritical foreshadowing, and then win easily.
So after listening to Li Guanchao's views on blind dates, Xu Youliang showed an expression of approval, and changed his conversation to open another topic: "I don't know where Guanchao is?"
This sentence seems ordinary, but it is actually well thought out.
Condition 1, Li Guanchao is young.
Condition two, he is dressed in shorts and a T-shirt, very casual and old.
Condition three, he appeared at the door of the vegetable market.
Condition four, the time is half past eleven in the morning on Monday.
In conclusion, a young man dressed casually went to the vegetable market at half past eleven in the morning on a Monday morning to buy groceries.
Through the analysis of the conclusion, it is not difficult to conclude that Li Guanchao has a high probability of not working, because he is dressed at home, because the time is working time.
Maybe the economic conditions are not rich, because he is young, and how many young people will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables instead of ordering takeout?
And going grocery shopping can also confirm the first analysis, Li Guanchao has no job and has a lot of time to squander.
Of course, the above analysis is not particularly certain, after all, in today's society, the more idle you see him, the more undignified he is, and the more likely he is to be an unexpected character.
Therefore, Xu Youliang's question is a hypocritical temptation for the second step.
Li Guanchao gave a direct answer: "Unemployed vagrants." ”
It's not that he can't see through it, but he's too lazy to worry about children, and he's long past the age when he still needs to be decent and hypocritical.
After Xu Youliang heard his answer so calmly, he pretended to be a little surprised.
Li Guanchao said generously: "Su Jie is actually my landlord, and she has become friends after getting along for a long time, and she recently reduced the rent for me." ”
Under normal circumstances, with Su Jie's temper and character, when she heard Li Guanchao say this, she would definitely jump out: "What to subtract, I haven't said it!"
But today, Su Jie is extraordinarily quiet, although her personality is direct and aggressive, it doesn't mean that she is stupid, she already feels that the smoke is about to rise, she is very much looking forward to Li Guanchao's recruitment, but it seems that the person who made the move does not seem to be very bright.
The reason why it is not very bright is that Li Guanchao is too honest.
Honest to Xu Youliang's hypocritical question, he knew the answer before he asked, which interrupted his tentative rhythm.
But it's young that it's normal to not have a city government.
And through the information that Li Guanchao just gave that he was a renter, Xu Youliang determined that he was just an ordinary young man.
Xu Youliang quickly said: "Young people, normal, do you plan to find a job?"
It's coming, it's coming.
The temptation is finally over.
Li Guanchao knew that Xu Youliang, who was sitting next to him and was driving a big Mercedes-Benz, was going to pretend to be forced, although he was not interested in the jealousy of adults who had to be decent and hypocritical, but playing with the 'child' who thought he was mature was something he never tired of in his life.
Sure enough, without waiting for Li Guanchao to answer, Xu Youliang, who had confirmed that he was an unemployed vagrant, hit the steering wheel, the Mercedes-Benz turned a corner, and he said lightly: "I opened a building materials company by myself..."
As soon as he said a little half, Li Guanchao: "Huh!"
Xu Youliang didn't mind at first, and continued: "The company is not big, more than 100 people. ”
Li Guanchao: "Good guy." ”
Xu Youliang turned his head sideways, sensing that something was wrong, but he didn't have time to react, after all, he didn't even finish a complete sentence, and his mind subconsciously let his mouth say: "There is a shortage of salesmen." ”
Li Guanchao: "Yo." ”
Xu Youliang frowned, he couldn't tell whether Li Guanchao was intentional or his usual habit, and the main reason for this indifference was that Li Guanchao was still a frank teenager just now.
So in the last half of his sentence, because he was thinking about this matter, his voice became weak, and he said mechanically: "The salary is good, five insurances and one housing fund." ”
Li Guanchao's tone went up: "Ho~~~!"
Xu Youliang: "......"
Su Jie, who almost couldn't hold back her laughter, said: "Guanchao likes to listen to cross talk, so I always talk like this on weekdays." ”
Xu Youliang reacted quickly and smiled: "Then will you be able to watch the tide?"
Li Guanchao smiled: "It's boring to talk about it, why don't I give you a piece of "Taiping Lyrics"?"
This time, Li Guanchao didn't wait for Xu Youliang to answer, he pulled up the broken gong and started directly: "Say that the sky is pro, the sky is not a pro, the sky has the sun, moon and stars." ”
"If you say that the earth is pro, the earth is not pro, and everything on the earth is like gold......"
"Talking about mom and dad is not a kiss, mom and dad are not ......"
It's really not stage fright... Come on.
The rollercoaster-like modulation, startled, extremely unpleasant male duck voice, every note in the sharpness is free from the tune, like two sharp pieces of iron rubbing at high speed.
Li Guanchao's opening almost took Xu Youliang's father and mother away...
Outside the open window of the Mercedes-Benz, friends and cars are looking sideways.
Xu Youliang had a splitting headache, a green tendon burst out on his forehead, he wanted to interrupt Li Guanchao very much, but because of his gentle and elegant personality, he had to endure it, and finally he asked himself.
What did I do wrong?
Didn't I just want to pretend to be a force?
Why is it going to be so far? Why is it so weird?
And yet, the unacceptable is still happening...
finally ended the song, Li Guanchao's face was leisurely and complacent, typical without shame, I don't know how to do it.
However, he didn't ask for applause, but the applause came, and Su Jie, who was sitting in the back row, not only applauded warmly, but also shouted: "Okay~~!"
Xu Youliang is stupid, this... What's so good?
But Su Jie said so, can he say it badly?
In the choice between licking the goddess and personal aesthetics, Xu Youliang adhered to his principles this time and chose personal aesthetics, so he became a principled person who he had never become in his life.
However, no one cares whether he is principled or not.
Su Jie actually said, "Do you want to come again?"
Xu Youliang: "......" Originally, he was also a master of expression management, but at this moment, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, revealing his inner thoughts.
Li Guanchao saw this detail, looked at Xu Youliang's side face, and replied to Su Jie first: "No.."
didn't finish speaking, and sure enough, just this one word made Xu Youliang's whole person reveal a sense of relief.
Li Guanchao smiled and continued: "No, I want to sing ten more paragraphs!"