Chapter 1 If Xiong Dongwei is not dead
Xiong Dong is dead!
The news of this thunderbolt on a sunny day, in the evening of this midsummer day, spread word of mouth at the speed and momentum of the plague, spreading ten, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, all over the streets and alleys of the "Liaodong" mansion, black mountain and white water!
Great evil has its own damnation!
Xiong Dongzhen is finally dead!
In the city and countryside, the villagers, gangs and gentry who have been bullied and oppressed by Xiongdong, just like the New Year, are happy and carnival, and they really celebrated for a long time.
After the excitement, all kinds of rumors surrounding the cause of Xiong Dong's death began to spread among people.
According to Zhu Siliang, a butcher who killed dogs and sold meat, and outsiders said when they set up a dragon gate array: In midsummer June, a few days before Xiong Erye's death, there was a heavy snowstorm in the "Liaodong Mansion" where the sun was blazing, and this was not unusual, but within half an hour, God rained a hailstone bigger than a fist, and it only fell on the ground of the "Leng Feng Fort" at the new site of the headquarters of the "Dafengtang", destroying many houses and injuring many people.
Listen to the cook of "Leng Feng Castle" when the cold butcher came to the vegetable market to buy vegetables: that night, the burgers of "Leng Feng Fort" found a blue-eyed red-toothed mouse in the kitchen that was twice as big as a raccoon cat, leading thousands of people the size of a raccoon cat to occupy the kitchen stove and vegetable cellar, and ate all the saved rice grain, green vegetables, meat and bones, not even a single white rice was left, and not a single vegetable leaf was left, and it swept away like a wind.
"A bad omen fell from the sky, I think there must be a traitor inside the 'Great Wind Hall'," Afterwards, Xiong Dongwei calmly and calmly said to a confidant Keqing, "This is the warning given to me by the 'Wind God'. β
On the morning of the seventh day after saying this, the news of Xiong Dong's violent death came out and spread widely.
At first, the cadres and disciples in the hall were shocked and shocked, happy and suspicious, and many people said that Xiong Erye had created too many sins during his lifetime, and now even God couldn't look at it and took him in.
Zhu Qiqi, the seventh master, also specially invited He Wuyong, a famous doctor named in the organization and from the same door as Bai Qiu's teacher (see the first chapter of the volume of "Immortal Medicine"), to come for a consultation, and the answer He Wuyong gave was that Xiong Erye died of poisoning.
Now, Xiong Dongjiao, who was once unparalleled and dominant, is lying in a cold coffin, which was personally collected by Leng Wuhou, the "No. 1 Zhuge in the world", by his beloved general Leng Wuhou.
At this time, the two retired imperial chefs who were in charge of Xiong Erye's meal, one was so frightened that he immediately committed suicide by hanging himself, and the other rolled up gold and silver and fled with all his might, and finally chased Leng Wuhou, who wore the mask of the demon god, to the "Leng Feng Forest" one hundred and fifty miles away from the "Leng Feng Castle".
The Great Burial.
Scenery funeral.
Although Xiong Dong is dead, his residual power is still there.
Those who are oppressed and excluded from the limelight, this is also willing to be generous to the dead, putting on a hypocritical face that the deputy is as dead as a lamp goes out, the dead are big, and the past is not to blame, and the funeral of the second master Xiong is handled in a decent and beautiful manner.
Although the appointment of the "Zhendong General" of the imperial court was delayed due to the secret obstruction of some powerful figures in the court, some military and political dignitaries in the "Liaodong" area still ceremoniously attended the funeral of Xiong Erye, including Cai Jun, Xiahou 21 and other powerful figures.
On the night of the big festival, the four deacons of fishing, woodcutter, ploughing, and reading, with fatigue and excitement, began to hold a closed-door meeting in front of Xiong Erye's mourning hall with a group of their respective henchmen to discuss who could take over the "dragon head stick" and become the new leader.
Of course, the four of us brothers went to the 'Tomb of the Living Dead' together, kowtowed, bowed three times and kowtowed, and tried every possible way to invite Miss Yun out of the mountain and preside over the overall situation. Lord Zhao, who smelled of fish, was the first to speak.
"I think it's better to wait for the third master An Dongye to be released from prison to pick up the 'dragon head stick', the eldest lady has always been tired of paying attention to the affairs of the hall, no matter what the third master says, he is also the only personal disciple of the old dragon head who only exists in the world. The money shopkeeper with a scythe at his waist expressed his opinion.
"! When the three masters come out, maybe we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse? If you want me to see, it's not bad to choose the seventh grandmother and sister-in-law Zhu to be our leader, after all, she is a woman, and she will be the big master, and it will be convenient for our old brothers to control it in the future, so as not to be pressed down by those hairy boys of the 'Three Platforms and Five Constants'. Mr. Sun, dressed in an old peasant costume, put forward a new opinion.
"Why do you have to choose the candidates for the new big master from among the few at the 'hall master' level? In terms of qualifications, a few of you here are no worse than the eldest lady, the third master and the seventh grandmother, I propose that among the four of us, we can choose a person who has read poetry and books and is familiar with only a few things, to take up this heavy burden. "After all, Li Yuanwai is a scholar, and what he says is the Tao.
"Yes, yes, the key, this candidate must be old and virtuous. Among the four deacons, the eldest Lord Zhao immediately agreed.
"Yes, yes, yes! Also, the new big family is chosen, and the hard work in hand must be hard. The money shopkeeper, who had the best martial arts among the four brothers, immediately agreed.
"Reasonable, reasonable!, in addition, this person's contribution to the hall is also very important, and it must be taken into account. Among the four, Master Sun, who had made the most meritorious contributions, immediately supported.
The group of dragons has no leader, the wine is hot, everyone from gossiping, to slapping the table and smashing chairs, still can't discuss a reason, gradually, the topic has changed: "If I become a big boss, I must marry Xiong Dongjiao's dozens of daughters and concubines, no matter how beautiful or ugly, to sleep one by one." "This kind of boring topic goes.
"Xiong Er is gone, his little wives and daughters are tender and tender, we must have the responsibility and obligation to take care of and comfort the body and mind of this widow for him. Lord Zhao said righteously.
"Although it is said that 'a friend's wife, don't be bullied', but our brother and Xiong Er are not friends!" said the money shopkeeper straightforwardly.
"Before Xiong Er died, he ruined the sisters and brothers in the hall, and now is the time for his wife and daughter to repay their debts, and our four brothers, on behalf of the big guys, take a good look at these women of the Xiong family!"
"If Xiong Dongwei hadn't died...... Li Yuanwai said with a smile and a dazzle, "Let him look at us and his precious wives and daughters, what will be his expression?"
"Hah! His face must be more ugly than the shit pulled by 'Wangcai'. Lord Zhao said with a smile.
"Hey, Xiong Er, he's a big piece of shit!" the money shopkeeper "hey" laughed.
"Poof! nonsense, shit is much better looking and smelling better than him...... "Mr. Sun laughed.
"Ga!" Li Yuanwai laughed out loud, and his toes were cocked, and he inadvertently kicked a big bamboo basket under the table.
"What the hell is in the box?"
"It can't be any gold and silver treasure that Xiong Er didn't have time to take away and leave behind, right?"
"Scared!
"Let's work together, pull it out and see!"
All four of them huddled together, leaning over to see what was going onβ
That's when the big bang happened.
The explosives were in a large bamboo basket under the presiding officer's desk.
The medicine is extremely powerful, and the explosive power is extremely strong.
- What is even more terrifying is not the explosive force, but the explosives, at the same time, 2,769 "Tangmen" hidden weapons "Rainstorm Tianluo Killing Needle" were installed, and 254 "Thunderbolt Hall" firearms "Thunderbolt Bombs" were also detonated at the same time!
ββThis is the "Bird Bow Rabbit Dog" under the command of Xiong Dongwei, Lei Dagong and Tang Xiaoniao worked hard for eight years before they jointly developed a unique organ "Bird of the Frightened Bow" that combines firearms and poisons!
The shocking changes were abrupt, the explosion was full of power, the flames were soaring into the sky, the smoke was billowing out, and the loud noises were deafening.
The four deacons, who once followed Yun Feiyang's dragon head, traveled the rivers and lakes together for most of their lives, traveled south and north, were born and died, they each had their own unique skills, and they were not idle people.
Chopping wood for a living woodcutter money shopkeeper, he is a wood skill, has practiced the realm of "three points into the wood", "wood without the king", "the line is about to wood", the enemy's sword and axe attack, he with "rotten wood can not be carved" magic attracted, like wood and stone.
However, the attack power of the "Frightened Bow Bird" is not a sword or an axe, but a gunpowder that specifically restrains the "Shenmu Gong".
The powerful explosive force blew off the two hands of the money shopkeeper.
Master Sun, a farmer who deals with the land all year round, when facing the enemy, is good at using the soil technique of "three hundred taels of silver in this place", the whole body escapes into the soil, and attacks the opponent from the bottom up, so that unless it is suspended in the air and does not fall to the ground, it is only a comprehensive passive attack.
However, this time he attacked not the people on the ground, but the poisonous needles that flew in.
Before Master Sun could escape into the land on which he depended, he had already been hit by a poisonous needle! Out of 2,769 poisonous needles, he was only hit by one.
However, only this small flying needle had already killed him at the same time as the needle.
Lord Zhao, who was born in fishing, is the best one among the four deacons, water can overcome fire, he is not afraid of gunpowder, at the moment of the big explosion, he avoided the needle rain and gunpowder like a fish swimming in flowing water.
However, 254 "thunderbolts" that were stained with them and would never be extinguished injured him into flesh foam.
Li Yuanwai, who wrote the letter, was the most alert, and when his three companions came over to find out, he was quietly retreating, he sniffed out the danger, but he did not inform the three old friends who squeezed up, and when the explosion sounded, he retreated behind the huge money shopkeeper-
If he hadn't met Xiong Dongjiao, he would have escaped alive.
Xiong Dongjiao?
Xiong Dong Horror!
Yes, it's Xiong Dongjiao!
At that time, the washed pulp white old robe was on fire, and in the mourning hall, the smoke was all over the sky, and suddenly the door opened, and Leng Wuhou, the "No. 1 Zhuge in the world" wearing the mask of the demon god, with a group of "Dafeng Tang" disciples such as "Bird Bow and Rabbit Dog", swords poured in, and cut the cronies of the four deacons into a ball of flesh and blood.
Li Yuanwai was in a hurry, took out a bare dragon-shaped stick from his arms, held it high above his head, and shouted loudly: "The 'dragon head stick' is here, like a big dragon head coming in person, who dares to kill me!"
Suddenly, the coffin in the hall "gurgle" rang for a while, the coffin lid shook and flew, and the "deceased" Xiong Dongzhen lying inside sat up, grabbed the "dragon head stick" that Li Yuanwai held high above his head, and stabbed it into the eyebrows of Li Yuanwai, who was stunned.
The four deacons, as well as their cronies, all died in the service, and they were clean.
"I can't help but kill you, because I have wives and concubines, children, family business, and tribes, and you can't fight me, because you are not enough for me to anticipate the enemy's opportunities, and you are not as ruthless as I am. After the resurrection of "fake death", Xiong Dongwei "collected" fragmentary heads, limbs, facial features, minced meat, intestines, and livers from his henchmen...... He whispered softly: "I don't pretend to be dead, how can you old things get carried away and show your fox tail? If I don't set up this game, how can I clean up you old immortals with different skills in one fell swoop? I am smarter than you, more ruthless than you, and you deserve to die!"
However, for the children of the "Great Wind Hall" and the martial arts friendly people who came to mourn, he naturally changed his compassionate face and tone:
"I, Xiong Er, am a person with a wife, concubines, children, family business, and subordinates, and I am also very sad to see my predecessors die like this. However, they did not end the festival, intending to poison me, using power for personal gain, and dividing up the cause left by the old dragon head to everyone, so that I had to think about the overall situation of the hall......" He put the meat and bones of the four deacons on the offering table, and said sadly: "The four uncles are the old people of the big dragon head, and they have made countless indelible contributions to the establishment and development of the hall, and I don't want to do this...... If I could, I'd rather trade my life with them...... God, why didn't I die!"
At that time, those present shed tears several times!