The giants of the two parties saw that the two of them had been crying for a long time, and they had no intention of stopping, and finally couldn't help but beat their horses over to ask for an understanding.

As soon as one side moved, the other side also hurriedly urged the horse forward.

Seeing the two crying was called an emotion, and the two sides were embarrassed to disturb when they got closer.

Song Qun looked at it for a while, and shouted weakly, "Brother Lin!"

Didn't respond.

"Brother Lin!"

This time, Lin You raised his head, but it was at Wei Jia, and asked while sobbing, "Why did you come here too!"

"I don't know!" Wei Jia said with a tear in his eyes, "I woke up and saw that your eyes were closed, and you looked in pain, and then the white light flashed, and I lost consciousness, and when I woke up, I was in this bird place!"

Lin You also wiped his tears, looked at Wei Jia and said, "Little fat, you have lost weight!" Indeed, Wei Jia at this time is really just strong, and he is no longer fat.

"Nonsense!" Wei Jia's eyes turned red again: "How much suffering Lao Tzu has suffered!"

"Who did you learn these skills from!" Lin You asked again.

Xiaopang calmed down a little at this time, and said angrily: "I changed it with my mobile phone!"

Lin You looked confused.

Xiao Pang fully recovered at this time, and hit Lin You with his elbow and said, "I was handsome with that move just now!"

Several people around him were all overwhelmed when they heard this.

"Which move?" Lin You's nerves were not as big as Wei Jia's, and he hadn't recovered from the excitement yet.

"Just that trick just now, how about it!" Wei Jiabi said with a stroke in his mouth: "The name of my move is particularly domineering, called Chrysanthemum Remnant!"

Lin You understood now, and couldn't help laughing: "Dead fatty, you are still the same old look, yin damage and obscene!" After a pause, he said, "But I like it!"

"Hey, brother, I'm not fat at all now, don't call me fat anymore, my six-pack abs are out, don't believe you!" said and was about to lift his clothes.

"Don't, don't," Lin You stretched out his hand to stop this person from going crazy, turned his eyes at the strange eyes of everyone, and smiled helplessly: "My brother, Wei Jia." ”

Wei Jia also stopped at this time, and looked at the people on his side who were also confused: "My brother, Lin You!"

In this way, two lewd men from the earth met outside the small Enron City in another world.

But no one would have thought that this simple encounter would actually change so many things in this otherworldly immortal cultivation world, and a few years later, almost every immortal cultivator would have to use the so-called high-tech products made by Wei Jia.

And before the two met, in this world, there was no such thing as an otaku.

No one would have thought that the formation could actually be connected into a network.

"Stay at home, easily cultivate immortals!" This is the propaganda slogan of Lin You, Zong Zhuoyuan, Wei Jia, and Song Qun in a branch.

"Hello, Xiantu customer service is at your service!"

This sentence resounded all over the otherworldly continent a few years later.

Anyway, Zong Han really can't stand it anymore: "Brother Lin, can you still fight?"

Lin You turned his head and said: "What are you fighting, a harmonious society, don't always fight and kill, this will teach bad children!" After speaking, he said to Wei Jia: "Little fatty, can you call the shots over there?"

"Damn, nonsense! That's for sure!" Wei Jia said.

"Let your people collect their weapons, if you are willing to return to the Shun Zong family, you are warmly welcome here, and if you want to go home, you can't handle the travel expenses here," Lin You pointed at Zong Han: "This buddy will deal with it!"

"Don't worry, I'll say a few words!" Wei Jia waved his hand disappreciatively, turned his head and rushed to a few people around him: "The third, the fourth, and the second are also here, and our brothers can be regarded as acquaintances, although I forced you by force back then, but later the brothers got along well." I'm going to leave with my brother, you heard what my brother said just now, listen to my eldest brother's advice. Wei Jia said eloquently: "Although being a bandit is a very promising profession, what is the most important condition? It is to have a full stomach! Look at the brothers, all of them are yellow and thin, and then look at the Qing Army opposite, you see all of them eating melons and round meat, why should we bother! You look at their equipment again, and then look at ours, you say that they are also working hard, why can't we live a better life! Nest in the mountains every day, there is no place to spend money! Is this day easy?"

"Brother, you say, what should we brothers do?" said one of them.

"It's easy to do, join them, eat well and dress well, why not join them!" Wei Jia glared.

"Join his grandmother!" said the second one grinning.

"Join!" "Alright!"

The other two thought about it for a moment and agreed.

"Okay, go down and tell me what I said to my brothers, if you don't want to, pay for the passage here, go!" Wei Jia waved his hand.

The three of them walked towards their side.

"That's it!" Wei Jia turned his head and said to Lin You.

Lin You looked at Wei Jia and said, "Okay, I know you can say, let's go into the city first!"

After a while, Zong Han's voice sounded in the army: "All the purging troops will camp in place." For the new brothers, all supplies are the same as ours, and there must be no oppression and insult, and those who violate the order will be killed!"

"Yes!" roared in unison.

When Lin You heard this, he turned his head and rushed to Zong Zhuoyuan, who was following behind him, and said: "This younger brother of yours is really a good leader in leading troops, in this way, firstly, to avoid the worries of the new joiners, and secondly, to be stationed outside the city, there is no need to worry about hurting the innocent in case of mutiny after entering the city!"

Zong Zhuoyuan nodded thoughtfully: "I'm not as good as him!"

In the city, the four of them sat down in the courtyard arranged by the city lord before they arrived, and Lin You introduced Wei Jia and the others to each other, of course, he couldn't say anything about the crossing, but just said that Wei Jia was a good brother who he had played since he was a child.

Song Qun was naturally crowded and lively, and expressed his welcome.

Although Zong Zhuoyuan was cold, he also nodded slightly.

Lin You said to Wei Jia: "He just looks like that, don't pay attention to him, tell me, what happened to you after you came here?"

Chubby sat down and began to talk about his experience.

"I didn't have your life, and when I got here, I was thrown directly into a big prison because of my strange clothes and gunshot wounds. Wei Jia said: "Damn, I don't know if Lao Tzu is lucky or a little bit back, and he threw it together with a strange old man!"

"Blame the old man!" Lin You was taken aback: "What a strange method, it won't explode your chrysanthemum! No wonder your chrysanthemum is so smooth!"

"Explode your sister!" Wei Jia glared at Lin You: "This old man not only healed my injuries, but also taught me my skills!"

Lin You was silent and waited for the following.

"He healed my injuries, but took away my mobile phone, I didn't know at first, and then he ran out of battery when he played with the phone, so he asked me to understand!"

"You've seen my mobile phone, military, solar charging, we're all in prison, naturally we don't see the light of day, so I don't have the anger to say that you can take it out and see the day. ”

"I thought I would be in prison, but who would have thought that the old man would somehow go to his bed and lie down and not move. I see that he is usually weird, and I don't care, who would have expected that this guy jumped up from the bed at night, screaming about ancient treasures, looking for me to ask about the origin of the phone. ”

"When I saw it, I was shocked, the phone that was out of battery actually had power! Now I was stunned, how could this be possible, unless this old guy had gone out! But I watched it all day, and he was lying on the bed!"

"I was surprised, the old guy was in a hurry, urged me again and again, and asked what this thing was for, I was ruthless, gritted my teeth, and told me my origin!"

Lin You was taken aback when he heard this: "What, you told him! You are not afraid that we will be locked up for exhibition!"

Wei Jia glared at Lin You: "I'm in prison, big brother, I don't know anything, they are all people in ancient costumes, and they don't match history, how can I be calm." ”

Song Qun and Zong Zhuoyuan listened to the conversation between the two on the side, confused.

"Go on!" Lin You said.

"The old fellow was very cunning and refused to say anything more than the customs and customs of this place. ”

"But later, the old guy was always curious about us, and began to ask me something about our place, and I began to talk nonsense with him, and the old guy listened to it so much!" Wei Jia said here with a smug smile: "You haven't seen the old guy's expression after he understands the purpose of TV, that's called a classic!"

"You say the point!" Lin You interrupted Wei Jia impatiently.

"Later, every time I talked about the key point, I deliberately stopped, and now the old guy was in a hurry, and I began to put forward conditions!"

"I asked the old guy to send me out, maybe I was kicked in the head by a donkey, maybe, will he let me go!"

"Then I told him to teach me how to get out, and promised to stay with him until he didn't want to hear it, and the old guy agreed!" Wei Jia said.

"Then he pointed me out something, but he wouldn't let me say it, so I can't tell you this! I swore it! It's poisonous, about the third leg!" Wei Jia said to Lin You.

"Damn, this can be passed!" Lin You scolded with a smile.

"All in all, the old guy left something in my head, and then I had a weird place to put something!" Weiga said.

"Destiny Space!" Lin You said.

"I don't know!" Wei Jia continued, "After that, he has been instructing me to practice some methods of vomiting, and by the way, I have suffered a great sin!

Lin You smiled at this time: "Boy, you're lucky with shit, let's talk about it, how did you force the old guy to throw you out in the end!"

"How do you know he's kicked me out!" Wei Jia was a little strange.

"Damn, I don't know your personality yet!" Lin You scolded with a smile: "Say!"

"I told him about it for a day and a night, from Europe and America to the old day, from loli to mature women, from uniform seduction to bondage art! All in all, this old guy listened to it with relish all the way to lesbians, but when I started talking about men, the old guy took the initiative to kick me out!"

"Hahaha!" Lin You laughed: "Damn, you are really talented, you scare the old man!" But after speaking, his face changed: "Damn, how can you also study men!"