Extra: Husband, where did you buy your green hat?

When this volume was completed, the poor monk couldn't help but be overjoyed, and couldn't help but step on the stool with one foot and sing a song: "Recycle old computers, washing machines, water heaters, liquefied gas stoves, old refrigerators, air conditioners, and readers who don't give rewards."

After opening our throats, let's talk about some serious things, such as pickling girls.

Don't doubt the noble character of the little monk, the poor monk has always supported the spiritual instructions of the superiors on purifying the Internet culture, and for those who endanger the contemporary youth, the poor monk resolutely crosses his eyebrows and is a good monk with four healthy and upward qualities.

Youmu You thinks that Xiao Yangmei's rabbit cub is very blessed, let's pull our fingers and count them carefully, Tang Wanqing, Lin Keer, Gu Liuyu, Meng Xiaodong, which one is not a peerless beauty! This kid must have saved the galaxy in his last life!

Definitely!

I have to say that Xiao Yangmei's kung fu is too powerful, and I have tasted all kinds of mm. For example:

Tang Wanqing royal sister type;

Lin Ke's son and daughter servant type;

Queen Gu Liukite tsundere;

Meng Xiaodong cute young lolita type......

......

The girlfriend next to this guy is changing like a marquee, and it's like the ancestral tomb is smoking!

That's not the point!

When the poor monk was young, he also called the four girlfriends of his colleagues together to play mahjong at the Dragon Boat Festival in a certain place in a certain year, although that time almost let the poor monk pass the Qingming Festival.

This is not too big a skill!

What the poor monk wants to say is that every time the cub of the old Xiao family catches a new horse, he has the ability to hold down or get rid of the previous aluminum pot friend, which has to make the poor monk admire the five bodies and four paws to the sky

Sanyang Kaitai kicked his legs and died.

Just like the little monk, every time he delivers, he is either scratched by his predecessor and his nose and face is swollen, or he is made up by the back, Xiao Xiao, why are you so peeous?

Later, the poor monk thought about it, and finally one day, the "Heavenly Spirit Cave" flashed, and the poor monk finally realized the Tao -

The reason why Xiao Xiao can be so bullish and lightning is because he is a typical rich and handsome, and it is difficult to match him with a short and poor frustration like a poor monk!

Every time I think of this, the poor monk despairs for this world of looking at his face and fighting his father, you go! Let the little monk be alone and quiet......

...... I'll just say casually, come back, let's talk about the scale and business model of the "Liangcheng Inn".

As the world's largest distribution center for martial arts secrets, "Liangcheng Inn" is almost equivalent to the mango station of today's media, of course, Leng Beicheng is a boss who is quite unreliable, he seems to only do two things a day, drinking and fishing, well, that's right, this product is full of a kind of eccentricity, I suspect his IQ and EQ for many years.

The reason why "Liangcheng Inn" can still operate as usual under such an undedicated leadership of Lengbeicheng is very inseparable from the staff team of this strong team of the enterprise.

Let's first take a look at the staff team of "Liangcheng" Eight Stars and Eight Diamonds:

The CEO and the face of the flower eighteen, the elite from the "flower family", a large taxpayer in Jiangnan, has a wide range of people, Lu Ziye, a female single, can be on the table, has beaten hooligans, in a word, it is very useful;

Gold medal accountant Wen 17, the "Wen family" of Lingnan Pharmaceutical Factory jumped ship, proficient in mental arithmetic, never forgetful, the only drawback is that he is often lazy to sleep during work hours;

In addition, Tang Zhaocai, the chief chef in the corner of the corner dug from the Sichuan drug-making enterprise "Tangmen", Lei Jinbao, a well-known bartender hired at the Jiangnan gunpowder processing factory "Peraktang", and Shu Ziti, a lobby manager who used to work in the Capital Medical College, hung up because of his fornication with the proprietress and his attempt to fight for the property rights of the restaurant.

In addition, there is also a non-staff (temporary worker) who will appear in the next volume.

Liangcheng has absorbed the NB team composed of so many NB characters, and he doesn't agree with the bird if he doesn't want to pull the wind.

Insertion hard wide-

(Don't walk away, the ads are wonderful, too.) )

In view of the unreliable proposal of a small group of unreliable book fans in Liangcheng, the poor monk decided to add a section of "Jianghu Gossip" entertainment headlines in the future outside each volume, and compete with the major Jianghu portals.

Here's the first edition of this issue:

"Lei Xiaoya, the boss of "Liangcheng Inn", Leng Beicheng's wife, is suspected of cheating on his subordinate employees Shu Zitiao, Shu died violently, and "Six Doors" has been involved in the investigation";

"The proprietress of "Liangcheng Inn" deliberately avoided the news media and went to Shandong to participate in the charity activity of caring for polio";

"Beijing celebrity Angel was revealed to be living with her rumored boyfriend Li Chu Yunmian unmarried, Angel's lower abdomen is protruding, suspected of being pregnant, "Fugui Group" spokesperson and capital armed forces minister An Tianming declared to the public that "public celebrities also need private lives";

"The chief supermodel of "Wind and Rain Fragrance Building" is red and tearful, and millions of fans celebrate his birthday";

"Wanted fugitive murder gang Yuan 13 yesterday under the corpse "Chaotianling", according to eyewitnesses, the murderer's arm was left at the scene, and the truth is still under further investigation";

"The "Ling Shuangshuang Murder Case" is currently in the stage of accepting and presenting evidence, and the parties have indicated that they will not appeal. 》

"Lin Keer was hurt by love and married "Jiangnan", and "Luohuaxuan" consortium Kuo Shaoxiao raised his eyebrows to show his love in a high-profile manner, saying that he was "confident to smooth the scars in her heart with love";

At the annual meeting of the "Luohuaxuan" Foundation, the executive president and Shaodong Xiao raised his eyebrows and sang "How many good sisters do you have?" The finale appeared and achieved the latest "national husband". 》

The cover character of this issue: Bai Joan

-- A medical expert who has devoted himself to the study of gynecological diseases for 40 years (subtitle).

Cameraman: Mr. Bai, raise your chin a little bit...... Look up at a 45-degree angle...... Lift up your lab coat...... The syringe in his hand is a little flat...... Okay-OK!

Reporter: Mr. Bai, can I delay you for a few minutes of precious time, may I ask, what do you think about your appearance on the cover of the first issue of "Jianghu Gossip"?

Bai Juen supported his waist with both hands and laughed heartily: As long as I do things for the masses wholeheartedly, the masses will remember me, and we have caught up with a good time! The world is turned upside down and generous! Wahahaha......

Voiceover: Master Bai forgot to take his medicine again......

About the combat power level of the Liangcheng character (the data represents the person's ultimate combat power, or slightly changed):

Character combat power level (in order of appearance, including nomination): low level 100-390 (small balls, balls, large balls), intermediate 400-690 (quasi-masters, masters, super masters), advanced 700-1000 (grandmasters, gods and demons, supreme)

"Seven Nights of Snow" volume

1, Xiao Yangmei [master, combat power 590]: I may not be able to beat a certain man, but I can definitely conquer every woman......

2, Lin Keer [Grandmaster level, combat power 770]: 1st floor to!

3, Tang Wanqing [master-level, combat power 520]: junior on the 2nd floor.

4, Meng Chubai [big ball level, combat power 390]: The bastard on the 1st floor is yin me!

5, Xiao Duanmei [Grandmaster level, combat power 710]: The rhythm of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

6, Gongsun Xiaoniang [master-level, combat power 570]: Husband, where did you buy your green hat?

7, Zhang Dawei [quasi-master, combat power 450]: There is no fart for a son on the 1st floor!

8, Li Yuanwai [quasi-master, combat power 470]: Actually, I am poor.

9, money shopkeeper [quasi-master, combat power 450]: No. 7 my relative.

10, Gu Liukite [quasi-master, combat power 410]: Top 2 floors!

11, Liang Niu [spherical level, combat power 270]: The author has a bag in his head, and let me hang it without waiting for my cave room, wow-

12, Liang Mu [small ball level, combat power 100]: My son doesn't cry-

13, Cai Jiujin [spherical level, combat power 240]: Do you give a line?

14, Zhu Siliang [spherical level, combat power 230]: I don't have high requirements, just give a side face.

15, Bai Juen [quasi-master, combat power 480]: A folk gynecology doctor, no self-interest, specializing in benefiting others, what kind of spirit is this...... Sickness?

16, Xue Que [master-level, combat power 540]: Downstairs, divorce!

17, Mei Chao is crazy [quasi-master, combat power 420]: Leave and leave!

18, Meng Dongtang [Grandmaster level, combat power 780]: The younger brothers all call me Meng Da.

19, Xiong Dongjiao [God and Demon Level, Combat Power 800]: The younger brother calls me Xiong Er.

20, Antonye [God and Demon Level, Combat Power 810]: 23333333333......

21, Tong Guan [master-level, combat power 520]: I bet that my gang of bull-coaxing subordinates will brag when they come out in a while!

22, Seventy-two Horsemen in the Wind and Fire [Ball Level, Combat Power 270]: I think we can kill God with our bare hands!

23, Sun Gonggong [master level, combat power 550]: I am the soul of the team.

24, Sister Moon [Master, combat power 500]: I am the face of the team.

25, Xing Xiaodi [master, combat power 510]: I am the backbone of the team.

26, Hu Dayong [ball level, combat power 260]: I just peed in the middle of the night.

27, Wu Gang [spherical level, combat power 220]: We are already very satisfied to be ranked......

28, Mrs. Xiao [Small Ball Level, 120]: No. 1 grandson: ......

29, Blue Phoenix [Master, 580]: Khudghadninbgaljib?

30, Lin Mianhua [quasi-master, 430]: Uncle-

31, Yun Feiyang [Supreme Level, 940]: 18, 19, and 20 were all fed by my old man with a handful of and urine.

32, Chu Tianji [spherical level, 230]: This female donor, I see that you have a bra on your face!

34, [Super Master, 680]: Fluttering in white, you are my pride.

36, Meng Xiaodong [small ball level, combat power 100]: Occasional cute little Lori, No. 18 is my father, and Uncle No. 20 is my uncle and future blue friend, Mo Da.

Liangcheng gossip 3rd:

》》》

The Four Heavenly Kings said: I am willing to die for the Lord of Angel.

The cold-blooded Thirteen Eagles said: I am willing to die for the eldest sister of the red tears.

Xi Hong said with tears: I am willing to die for Chu Yunmian's son.

Chu Yunmian said: Let me think about it first......

The fourth young man in the capital said: Upstairs, are you still a man?

Tong Guan said: No personal attacks!

》》》

Wen Liangyu said: My wife has a tofu workshop at home!

Chu Yunmian said: My wife's house has a wind and rain fragrance building!

Leng Beicheng said: My wife's family has a Liangcheng Inn!

Chen Yuan said: You three turtle eggs talk first, I'm leaving!

Xiao raised his eyebrows and said: Brother Chenyuan, as long as you are willing to help me, Xiao Yuan will be Ke'er immediately!

》》》

Wen Liangyu said: There are two women who like me, one Ying'er, and the other one blew my head, don't mention it.

Chu Yunmian said: There are two women who like me, one Qi'er, and the other jumps off the building to wipe his neck and mess around, don't mention it.

Leng Beicheng said: There are two women who like me, one is Xiang'er, and the other is suspicious, don't mention it.

Xiao raised his eyebrows and said: There are four women who like me, one is Ke'er, another is a close relative, another is running away from home and missing, and one is a minor. ”

Luo Zhengxi said: Bring Lao Tzu's knife!

In order to thank his friends for their support to "Liangcheng", Dongdong Sauce distributed red envelopes, and he was still stunned?