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Monsters are afraid of many people? This is simply a joke! It should be that no matter how many people will be afraid of monsters, don't believe it, go to the center of the most populated street in the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, brush the ground and throw a huge monster out, shoot a person into meat sauce on the spot, and see if people are screaming and fleeing, or bravely challenge it!

It is estimated that escape is the mainstream, and only some people who play with their mobile phones and do not pay attention to their surroundings will walk towards the monster with their heads down, hit their heads on the monster's legs, and become brave "challengers".

Tang Sen asked again: "You guys are making such a mess of monsters here, why don't you invite a mage to cure that monster?"

The guy spread his hands and said: "Of course I have pleased, it is our boss who personally went to invite, saying that what is the monk of Fahua Temple, invited from the Tang Dynasty thousands of miles away, I didn't expect that the monk and the monster had a few tricks, and his neck was crooked by the monster, and his head was twisted very strangely, like a tree with a crooked neck, and he couldn't twist it back for a long time...... The apprentice of the monk went to the police station to sue us, asking us to pay money, and said that their master was injured because he was helping us work, so it should be regarded as a work injury, and our boss paid more than 100,000 yuan, and he was bitter. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

Demon Wandering Tianzun was unhappy: "The monk is a fart, have you invited a Taoist priest?"

The man said: "Of course the Taoist priest has also been invited, the Taoist priest is wearing a golden crown and a magic robe, and he looks very powerful, just like this Taoist girl, but I didn't expect to walk three rounds under the monster, and I was slapped into a concussion, and then ...... Our boss was claimed more than 100,000 yuan by the apprentice of the Taoist priest and reported as a work injury!"

Everyone: "......"

Townsend suddenly sympathized with the owner of this hotel, what a sad hiring experience, it is not easy to be a good person these days.

Demon Demon Tianzun was furious: "This Taoist priest is too disagreeable, his skills are not as good as others." I can't even do a little thing like subduing demons and eliminating demons, and when I get injured, I go home and study hard, hone my martial arts, and sue myself for a fart work-related injury? I actually extort money from others, and I am crazy and unforgivable. Which Taoist temple is from? I have to come to the door and reprimand him myself. ”

"Yes, reprimand him!" Li Jing next to her slapped on the table.

The slap was too heavy, the table shook violently, and a plate of plum vegetable buckle meat was shaken up, flying diagonally to the side, and slammed on the top of the head of the Demon Swinging Heavenly Venerable, and the soup and water flowed all over the head. Poor Demon Wandering Tianzun, if she hadn't been injured, she would have escaped with a single plate on her head. But now she is seriously injured and has difficulty moving, so there is no way to hide.

Everyone was sweating profusely, and Tang Sen quickly took the plate off her head and helped her up. This thing is full of oil, and it looks like it can't be done without a bath.

The townspeople who stood outside the door and smelled the smell of meat saw that a good plate of plum cabbage and meat was wasted, and they couldn't help but feel sad and shouted, "What a waste." It's crazy, if you don't eat it, you can give it to us. Why do you want to dump it?"

Tang Sen sweated profusely, wasting food is really not good, it violates the spirit of thrift and thrift of the people of the Tang Dynasty, and his mother knew that he had to beat himself, so he quickly fished the plum cabbage buckle meat dumped on the table back to the plate, picked it up and ate a piece. said: "It's okay, the table and her hair are clean, not dirty, and edible." ”

The crowd outside just stopped.

Tang Sen said to the man, "I want to meet the owner of your store and want to talk to him." Okay?"

"Absolutely. The man smiled and went to the back hall, and after a while, he called a fat middle-aged man, this man was about forty-five or sixteen years old, the clothes he was wearing were not bad, and he looked very rich, he walked up to Tang Sen happily: "This customer friend, the contemptible surname is Li, you can call me Li Fatzi, what is the matter? Is it that the service of this store is not good? We will definitely improve." ”

Tang Sen smiled: "No, your shop is very good, the guy is very good, I want to ask you about the monsters, if I can, I will help your town get rid of the monsters." ”

"Nani, do you want to get rid of the demon?" Li Fatzi's face changed greatly, and his hands shook continuously: "Don't want it, don't want it, I really don't want it, I don't want to pay for the work injury anymore." ”

Townwend: "......"

Girls: "......"

This fat man was once bitten by a snake, and he was afraid of the well rope for ten years!

Tang Sen Khan said: "Boss Li, don't worry, these girls and I still know some spells, and we can really clean up the ordinary monsters." ”

"This and this...... This is really not needed. Li Fatzi's face was like dirt: "The monks and Taoist priests also said the same thing last time, saying that they know some spells, and ordinary monsters are not a problem, so I asked them to remove the demons, but one was beaten with a crooked neck, and the other was beaten into a concussion, causing me to lose hundreds of thousands. ”

Tang Sen was speechless, why are you fat like this?, show him a hand, let him have some confidence in me. pinched a sword trick, waved his hand, and the returning sword flew up from his back, flying around in the hotel, the sword light was huohuo, and for a while, the hall was full of silver sword light, which made people's eyes confused.

The onlookers and fellow citizens were all dumbfounded: "Wow, it's a sword fairy!

However, the fat man Li was completely unmoved, and still shook his head and said: "The sword fairy is indeed powerful, but that monster is not weak, in case this sword fairy has three longs and two shorts, this group of girls will pester me again." It's okay to work hard, only pay more than 100,000 yuan and can afford it, if you die on the job, it will be a miserable loss, I really don't dare to ask someone to subdue the demon again. ”

Everyone: "......"

Poor fat man, what is this scared of?

Sun Wukong was unhappy now: "Is there a mistake? Let me see how powerful my old Sun is." She swooped down and flew into the open space outside the hotel, humming, "Get bigger!"

She used to be a petite and delicate Lori, but now she suddenly began to get taller and bigger, and her body was like a balloon that was blowing, and she grew five stories high, eight stories high, ten stories high, and twenty stories high in an instant...... 100 storeys high......

The huge Lori, like a skyscraper, lowered her head, looked down in mid-air, and hummed: "See? My grandson is powerful enough? That monster can be my opponent?"

The onlookers exclaimed, "Wow, huge Lori, it's so big." This kick can at least trample a few elephants to death, it's amazing. This Lori must be a god in the sky. ”

Sun Wukong said triumphantly: "How about I call Monkey King!"

Li Fatzi shook his head and said: "Although you can become very big, but that monster has also become very big, with the power of a thousand catties, in case you can't beat him, you will be hit by a monster with a stomach ulcer or something like a wound." I'm losing money again. ”

Tang Sen couldn't help but complain: "I rub it, can a stomach ulcer be punched?"

"God knows, what if?" Fat Li just shook his head.

"Wait, I'm going to perform here. "Zhu Bajie took out the nail rake, planning to perform the magic of nail rake all the way.

Tang Sen stretched out his hand to stop Zhu Bajie and said, "You guys haven't grasped the point, let's talk to the boss, I only need to say a word, and I can get this boss." ”

The girls are wonderful. Sun Wukong said in disbelief: "This is impossible, my old grandson has used his magic powers, but he refuses, you only say a word is useless." ”

Tang Sen said to Li Fatzi seriously: "We voluntarily eliminate demons, and there is no employment relationship between us and you." ”

"Wow!" Li Fat Man was overjoyed: "Great, that monster will please clean it up." ”

Everyone: "......"

Well, in the end, Li Fatzi is still afraid of being relied on to ask him for compensation, but if there is no employment relationship between the two parties. Then there are no workers' compensation claims.

"Well, you can tell us about it. What is the situation of that monster, and where is it entrenched, I can go and meet him. Townsend asked.

Li Fatzi asked the man to move a chair over, sat opposite Tang Sen, and introduced in detail: "There is a dangerous mountain in the west of our town, called Seven Peerless Mountains. The monster is in the Seven Absolute Mountains. ”

"Just know the place, it doesn't matter what kind of monster it is, let's go and subdue the demon. The two Sun Wukong were gearing up and looking very positive, and these two goods were not necessarily so diligent. Mainly because they were underestimated this time, and they said that they were going to be beaten out of their stomach ulcers by monsters, and the two Sun Wukong were seriously unconvinced, and now they just want to quickly show their skills and catch the monsters back to show these townspeople, so as to show her skills as the demon king Sun Wukong.

"Wait!" Li Fatzi hurriedly shouted: "This girl, don't worry, the Seven Peerless Mountains are not so easy to climb." ”

"Oh, isn't it just a mountain, what's so bad about it?" said Tang Senqi.

Li Fatzi seriously introduced: "The Seven Peerless Mountains are eight hundred miles in radius, and they are a very large mountain range......

As soon as these words came out, Tang Sen was unhappy, and said angrily: "Damn, I have come all the way, and I always encounter the words eight hundred miles, what are the eight hundred miles of quicksand river, eight hundred miles of Tongtian River, eight hundred miles of flame mountain, and eight hundred miles of thorn ridge...... Now there are eight hundred miles and seven unique mountains, it's just crazy, this world is someone who draws a ruler into a grid, each grid is eight hundred miles, and every eight hundred miles puts a monster...... Ah, Boss Li, you don't have to worry about my complaints, please continue to introduce. ”

Li Fatzi continued: "No one has gone up and walked around since ancient times, and the mountain is full of persimmon trees. Then the persimmon was ripe and fell to the ground the following year, and it rotted, moldy and deteriorated, so year after year, after thousands of years, the Qijue Mountain has been paved with an unknown number of layers of rotten persimmons into soft mud, and the stench is unpleasant...... Therefore, this mountain has a nickname, called thin. ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang Sen's face changed, and the faces of the girls all changed.

Tang Sen said with an embarrassed face: "Oh, my mother, we still don't forget about this monster." ”

Li Fatzi said with a solemn face: "Mr. Sword Immortal, how can you retreat like this, eliminate harm for the people, and be the great man of chivalry, and the happy life of the people in our town is counting on you." (To be continued.) )

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