Fifth, one, six, and the outside world is dangerous
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The eldest president came over with a cruel smile: "Third sister, you continue to have trouble with me, now it's the eldest sister's turn to clean you up." She pressed her explosive head against the three presidents' chests, and her spiky hair tied into the three presidents' snow-jade chests, each of which looked like a thin needle.
Unlike a real thin needle, the explosion head will not really hurt the person, but will only prick it very much.
It's itchy!
The three presidents' snow-jade chests were pierced by countless sharp and thin hairtips, and the big president also swayed from side to side, letting the ends of the hair run across her chest, and it felt like scratching the delicate skin with a dog's tail......
Where can the three presidents stand it, and suddenly let out a strange laugh: "Oh, no, no, no, it's itching to death...... The eldest sister spared her life...... I was wrong...... I'll listen to you in the future, oops, don't stab me with an explosive head, oops, it's itching me......"
Where is the president willing to spare her, this time she went too far, so that she and her second sister were all looked at by Mr. Tang, not only to see the light, but also to have intimate contact in various strange postures, so embarrassed to death, not to teach her a hard lesson is not enough to make the people angry and revitalize the dynasty. She stabbed the explosive head on the three presidents, turning over and over and tickling, so that the three presidents couldn't help but "giggle" and laughed, and after laughing, her stomach hurt from laughter, she couldn't breathe, her whole body was paralyzed, and she could only beg for mercy weakly: "Sister...... Spare ...... I was wrong...... Don't stab me with an exploding head again, I really can't stand it. ”
Seeing that she had been tickled and weak, the president "snorted" and moved the explosive head away: "Call you naughty...... I'll do this for the time being, and I'll pick you up next time. ”
After saying this, her attention was turned away from the three presidents, and then. Suddenly remembered, hey, he and his second sister are still naked and undressed, and Mr. Tang is still beside him.
The president screamed, jumped away, and reached for the clothes hanging on the shelves next to him. Her actions reminded the second president. The timid elephant girl also brushed the ground and hid behind the president, revealing only half of her face.
Tang Sen felt embarrassed, and quickly covered his eyes: "The two girls hurry up and get dressed, I promise not to peek." ”
He made this kind of gentlemanly action, which made the eldest president and the second president feel a lot more relieved, and the eldest president sighed and said: "That's it, what else didn't you see just now?" Now you don't have to cover your eyes, everyone should be generous...... "She no longer hid, but simply dressed generously in front of Tang Sen. The movements were methodical, and the slight trembling wrists betrayed the shame in her heart.
The two girls got dressed, and then walked back to the three presidents, only to see that the three presidents were still lying on the ground and couldn't move, this guy was most afraid of the president's explosive head, and every time he was pierced by the president's hair, he had to be paralyzed and couldn't get up for a long time.
The president snorted, "Third sister, what are you still doing lying on the ground? Is it nice for a woman to lie on the ground naked? Get up for me." Get dressed. ”
"No...... I couldn't move yet, and my whole body was soft from laughing just now. I can't do it. "The three presidents said pitifully.
"Will you dare to play tricks on people in the future?" said the president.
"No...... Don't dare......" The three presidents said aggrievedly: "But...... People really didn't want to rectify the person this time, they really just wanted to empathize. ”
"Don't quibble here. The president said: "This time you have hurt me and your second sister badly, you should think carefully about how to end it." ”
"Where are you miserable? Isn't it just that Mr. Tang looked at him twice when he was taking a bath? What else is the bed dong, I have already thought about it from another perspective, the bed dong is not a very uncomfortable thing, but very comfortable. I think you should thank me. "The three presidents are rightfully authentic.
"I'm dizzy. The president hung his head weakly, no, it doesn't make sense to reason with this guy.
She turned her head to Tang Sen and asked, "Mr. Tang, you see, my third sister is simply stubborn. I don't know how to reason with her, you humans are very good at education, how can this kind of guy teach well?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I'm sorry, I've only seen this type in my life, I don't know how to make her learn well, I made an appointment with her twin sister Peacock to discuss her education together tomorrow, and then the president will simply come together." ”
The president had already received the tip, and he had also heard about the matter by the West City Gate, and he knew about the peacock, so he nodded and said: "Okay, the peacock is waiting in line to buy a pillow, she is queuing up early, it is estimated that she will buy it very early tomorrow morning and come to you, I have too much trouble from the Lion Camel Palace, so let's live in Xiao Zhuanfeng's house together tonight, so that we can have a three-way meeting early tomorrow morning." ”
The big president called Xiao Zuanfeng, and Xiao Zuanfeng heard that the big president and the second president were also going to live there, of course they were very happy, and quickly agreed.
The eldest president and the second president helped the third president, who was sore and unable to move, to get dressed, and then carried her out of the Lion Camel Palace and got into a heavily armed car, Tang Sen didn't need to ask to know that this kind of nameless car must be for the second president, the glass must be bulletproof glass, and the car was still covered with armor, not so much a car as a tank. There are also a lot of gun barrels sticking out of the roof of the car, which is not a good road at first glance......
When the president saw Tang Lin's eyes wandering around in this car, he guessed what he was thinking, and said embarrassedly: "The second sister is timid, she can't go out if she doesn't drive this kind of car, just ignore her." ”
When they arrived at the door of Xiao Zhuanfeng's house, the car stopped, and Datang and the president helped the third president to get out of the car, but the second president didn't come down for a long time, closed the car door, and didn't know what to do inside.
Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "Elephant girl, why are you doing? Don't you get out of the car?"
"It's dangerous outside, in case someone wants to assassinate you...... I've got to put on my armor before I can get down......"
Townwend: "......"
After waiting for a while, the car door opened, and a futuristic warrior mecha-like monster stepped out of the car, covered in thick armor, and only a pair of eyes could be seen......
Townwend: "......"
Well, what a good girl dressed like this.
"Hey, I said Elephant Girl. Is it convenient for you to dress like this? Even your hands are in thick iron palms, and it's inconvenient to hold things, right?"
"Not really, I can still hold it with my nose. With that, a lid opened in front of the helmet, and the long elephant's trunk stretched out and circled outside. Then he shrunk back again.
Townwend: "......"
That night, the three presidents stayed in Xiao Zhuanfeng's house temporarily, and the big president's explosive head pressed the formation, but the three presidents didn't dare to mess around, and they behaved all night, without making any demon moths, and the next day, early in the morning......
Townsend was awakened by a burst of urine, which was a common occurrence. If someone hasn't woken up with urine, that guy must not be human. Townsend put on his clothes and walked to the bathroom sleepily.
As soon as he walked to the door of the bathroom, Tang Sen was taken aback, Nima, what is the situation? There was a large group of girls crowded at the door of the bathroom, banging on the bathroom door vigorously.
Zhu Bajie squeezed at the front, and shouted while banging on the door: "Second president." Come out, how long are you going to pee? There's already a long queue outside...... Come out soon...... I'm going to pee out. ”
The president was also knocking on the door: "Second sister." Stop the ink, come out. ”
Tang Sen Khan hurriedly asked, "What's the situation?"
The little diamond girl stood next to her in a pair of pajamas, and said embarrassedly: "That's the case, Eighth Sister Zhu was the first to get up and go to the bathroom this morning, but found that the second president was already inside." It would have been fine when she came out, but ...... The second president didn't know why, he inked in it for a long time, so that Zhu Bajie couldn't get in, and then ...... The other girls got up too. As a result, they were all blocked here. ”
Townsend sweated, well, he was also woken up by urine and then blocked here. He was not in a hurry, because he had a strong bladder, and holding urine was a piece of cake, and it was easy to hold it for half an hour. But she was very curious about what the second president was doing in the bathroom, so she shouted at the top of her voice: "Hey, elephant girl, what are you trying to do when you occupy the bathroom and don't come out? Are you not feeling well? Do you want me to call an ambulance for you?"
Townsend had read a lot of similar things in the newspaper before, a woman went to the toilet for a long time and didn't come out, usually there are several possibilities: 1. Fall of a sudden illness. 2. The eldest aunt is here. 3. Hide inside and give birth.
The second president will definitely not have a child, then it may be a great aunt and a sudden illness...... In short, no matter what it is, it needs to be cared for. Tang Sen tried his best to ensure that he used a gentle voice to persuade: "If you have any difficulties, we will help you." "His subtext is, if your aunt comes, I can help you buy it, super thin and comfortable, super strong suction or something......
What a good young man who is considerate of his sister, Tang Sen is almost touched by himself.
At this time, the second president's response finally sounded in the bathroom: "I'm not sick, and I'm not in trouble." ”
"Ahh
"Of course you need to!" said the second president seriously: "I first have to take off the armor on my body, this armor is a super composite structure, multi-layer armor, it is very troublesome to take off, and the space in the bathroom is small, and it is difficult to turn around, so I take it off very slowly." After going to the toilet, you have to put on the armor again...... So it's too time-consuming, don't worry, I've got an hour to get my armor on. ”
Everyone: "......"
Tang Sen couldn't help but complain: "Damn, don't wear armor when you go to the toilet." ”
"But what if I get stabbed while going to the toilet?" said the second president pitifully, "It is very dangerous to go out, and I must ensure that ......I am safe at all times" (to be continued. )
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